Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Madrun Badrun]

When itunes doesn't play Drew's FLAC files, he just pops some pills and hears the music that isn't really there.

[chronovore]

For what its worth I don't really follow the Killzone series so I don't know if the changes they've made are good or not. I do know Killzone fans shitted up that board hardcore for like 2 years so its nice to see the worm turn.

That being said whenever people post stuff like this.

I swear, this multiplayer would have been a dream come true had they hired GAF to design it.

Most of the criticism and feedback in this thread is spot on.

I'm more inclined to believe the devs know what they are doing. I know a lot of regular people who had a lot of issues with Killzone 2. So the gaf sample crowd is probably the worst to follow when building a game. 

Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

[chronovore]

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[Stoney Mason]

Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

Pretty much.

Don't get me wrong. There is a lot of good feedback that can come from any honest criticism no matter what the source but yeah. I cringe whenever I read comments like that over there. And they only seem to get more frequent nowadays.

[ferrarimanf355]

Looks like a Hot Wheels car.

Actually, scratch that, it looks like a MATCHBOX car.

It's cute, peppy and Italian, what else do you want? 

[Van Cruncheon]

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

[Great Rumbler]

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I believe at least one of those was intentional, if not both.

I'm pretty sure they both are.

[Fresh Prince]

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

i.e Xenogears

[Joe Molotov]

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Then Japan would steal the idea and add loli spanking.

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]8rWNuCLYi7Y  [/youtube]


Next-gen has finally arrived.

[chronovore]

Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

Pretty much.

Don't get me wrong. There is a lot of good feedback that can come from any honest criticism no matter what the source but yeah. I cringe whenever I read comments like that over there. And they only seem to get more frequent nowadays.

Sure! And devs tend to be game fans as well, so  forums are read for breakfast; when one's own game is being discussed, lunch and dinner may also consist of forum trawling. Finding out what players think works or doesn't work is critical to evolving the game, but when the short bus krewe is screaming "LET ME DRIVE" it is not an effective enhancer of the dialog between the players and creators.

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I believe at least one of those was intentional, if not both.

I'm pretty sure they both are.

I believe you're right. But now I'm stuck picturing Selleck playing both roles (which I guess nearly happened), driving around in a Ferrari. In furry suits.

[Beezy]

Next-gen has finally arrived.

This is far worse than the wii. 

[pilonv1]

I like that they're complaining about a beta. I remember when beta's were actual betas and not fake demos designed to get distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to pre-order thinking they're in a cool club

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Hows that Dudebro game looking anyway

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]01UgN0UDtQ8[/youtube]

 

[cool breeze]

Next-gen has finally arrived.

This is far worse than the wii. 

you were saying?

[Raban]

if "smh" was present in an encyclopedia, that picture would accompany it

[Beezy]

Next-gen has finally arrived.

This is far worse than the wii. 

you were saying?

He looks like he's 5 seconds away from throwing them down in disgust.

[Bulleta©™®]

Yeah, did anything ever come out from that dudebro thing? Never looked at the topic.

[Raban]

I asked about it earlier, it seems it's been delayed into next year. Will probably never materialize because GAF is too lazy to actually stop posting and make a game. When Splorgenborg© technology is finally available, game development will be powered by anger-fueled message board posts, and Dudebro's release will shortly follow.

[Dickie Dee]

Next-gen has finally arrived.

This is far worse than the wii. 

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you were saying?

You know if they could augment reality those into machetes and make a Machete game, all would be forgiven.

[Raban]

The reason DudeBro isn't out yet is cause too many people joined just because they wanted to make a game but they didn't really want to do any work. Not too long ago I had to write more lines cause the writing team ended up being me, thetrin and cosmicblizzard cause the others didn't do anything at all before they decided to leave. There were like 7 others who were just too lazy. I have more stuff I got to write now but I'm not sure what to write for it yet.

What a surprise!

[Tieno]

[Raban]

it's like hand goatse

[magus]

was thinking the same

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411824

You better watch it there, chief. Directly saying that modding is piracy is a bannable offense around here, I believe.

I guess the mods found a way to talk about their modded consoles without looking like fucking Hippocrates (which they are because only 0.01% of people with a modded console use it only to play loli jappy crap)

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345]8rWNuCLYi7Y  [/youtube]


Next-gen has finally arrived.

OMG

[Brehvolution]

One of the few bright spots on SNL this weekend:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/digital-short-ronnie-and-clyde/1257067

[Dickie Dee]

I actually watched that episode and it was pretty great for once (the BttF casting outtakes were amazing) - it also doesn't hurt that Jon Hamm is as much a comedic actor as a dramatic one.

[fistfulofmetal]

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume

[Dickie Dee]

Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do you get it? It’s adorable, and really slutty. Just like Kristina.

I kinda lol'd

[lennedsay]

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume

At first I couldn't tell which was which, but I saw the craters under the silver makeup.

[Dickie Dee]

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume

At first I couldn't tell which was which, but I saw the craters under the silver makeup.

Maybe he went as the man on the moon

[Diunx]

Oh my...

[lennedsay]

Surprised she covered her magic carpet.

[fistfulofmetal]

she should have wore a burqa. dat face 

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24158622&postcount=99

A TVC appearance

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24158622&postcount=99

A TVC appearance

"A wild TVC has appeared"

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24158622&postcount=99

A TVC appearance

"A wild TVC has appeared"

And it's a post about fucking Ronald Reagan, why am I not even surprised?

[BlueTsunami]

The Miley Cyrus thread on GAF is hilarious. Every new page a line is crossed and its finally reached a point where someone has commented on how fat Selena Gomez's baby hatch looks...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411602&page=9

[demi]

Damn that is a pretty puffy vagina. Would like to squeeze that for sure. Just kind of stare at it and prod it.

[Oblivion]

Amir0x has this unique ability to cause me to disagree with an opinion I'd normally be in favor of, simply cause he said it:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411767&page=9

Again, why is he still a mod?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I really wish you could spam bot that place with his fat picutres.

[Phoenix Dark]

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Oh my...

Thank you based god.

[Fresh Prince]

Damn that is a pretty puffy vagina. Would like to squeeze that for sure. Just kind of stare at it and prod it.

:fistbump

[Diunx]

Selena Gomez

[Fresh Prince]

Baby face

It's the same with Miranda Kerr 


 :'(

[ToxicAdam]

First hit when you type "Most awesome picture on earth" into Google.

[Raban]

Well it's right.

[Beezy]

holy...

[fistfulofmetal]

The Miley Cyrus thread on GAF is hilarious. Every new page a line is crossed and its finally reached a point where someone has commented on how fat Selena Gomez's baby hatch looks...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411602&page=9

[Diunx]

You and me both Fistful...

[Van Cruncheon]

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Then Japan would steal the idea and add loli spanking.

gaf wouldn't support it if it didn't come from japan in the first place!

[Mupepe]

that miley cyrus thread on GAF is great.  selena gomez   my wife was talking shit about my lust for her until I countered with a "but you think Jacob from twilight is hot"  can't call me a dirty perv now

[Beezy]

My friend posted this on my fb wall, now I can't stop laughing:

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[Himu]

[Himu]

Finally.

I have the willpower.

*logs out of gaf*
*erases cookies*

Farewell, sweet prince.  :'(

[Beezy]

how come?

[Himu]

Community just isn't for me anymore.

[Beezy]

Okay. I thought something happened in the black culture thread.

[Himu]

Well, that's part of it. When Evilore flat out said that gaf isn't able to support such threads when he closed the old one, I realized right then and there that everything I liked about gaf was pretty much dead or in the process of being killed. So there's no use fighting it.