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Madrun Badrun

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When itunes doesn't play Drew's FLAC files, he just pops some pills and hears the music that isn't really there.

chronovore

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For what its worth I don't really follow the Killzone series so I don't know if the changes they've made are good or not. I do know Killzone fans shitted up that board hardcore for like 2 years so its nice to see the worm turn.

That being said whenever people post stuff like this.

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I swear, this multiplayer would have been a dream come true had they hired GAF to design it. :lol

Most of the criticism and feedback in this thread is spot on.

I'm more inclined to believe the devs know what they are doing. I know a lot of regular people who had a lot of issues with Killzone 2. So the gaf sample crowd is probably the worst to follow when building a game. 

Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

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Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

Pretty much.

Don't get me wrong. There is a lot of good feedback that can come from any honest criticism no matter what the source but yeah. I cringe whenever I read comments like that over there. And they only seem to get more frequent nowadays.
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Looks like a Hot Wheels car.

Actually, scratch that, it looks like a MATCHBOX car.
It's cute, peppy and Italian, what else do you want?  :-*
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if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.
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I believe at least one of those was intentional, if not both.

I'm pretty sure they both are.
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if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.
i.e Xenogears
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if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Then Japan would steal the idea and add loli spanking.
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[youtube=560,345]8rWNuCLYi7Y  [/youtube]


Next-gen has finally arrived.


chronovore

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Whenever I see comments like that, saying that a bunch of messageboard loudmouths knows more OVERALL about the game's design and how it should be done than the team that's been on it for five years, it makes me want to put my dick in their ear.

Pretty much.

Don't get me wrong. There is a lot of good feedback that can come from any honest criticism no matter what the source but yeah. I cringe whenever I read comments like that over there. And they only seem to get more frequent nowadays.
Sure! And devs tend to be game fans as well, so  forums are read for breakfast; when one's own game is being discussed, lunch and dinner may also consist of forum trawling. Finding out what players think works or doesn't work is critical to evolving the game, but when the short bus krewe is screaming "LET ME DRIVE" it is not an effective enhancer of the dialog between the players and creators.
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I believe at least one of those was intentional, if not both.

I'm pretty sure they both are.
I believe you're right. But now I'm stuck picturing Selleck playing both roles (which I guess nearly happened), driving around in a Ferrari. In furry suits.

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Next-gen has finally arrived.
This is far worse than the wii.  :lol

pilonv1

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17472 on: November 01, 2010, 12:03:37 AM »
I like that they're complaining about a beta. I remember when beta's were actual betas and not fake demos designed to get distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to pre-order thinking they're in a cool club

if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Hows that Dudebro game looking anyway
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« Reply #17473 on: November 01, 2010, 01:05:48 AM »
[youtube=560,345]01UgN0UDtQ8[/youtube]

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« Reply #17474 on: November 01, 2010, 01:34:10 AM »
Next-gen has finally arrived.
This is far worse than the wii.  :lol



you were saying?

Raban

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« Reply #17475 on: November 01, 2010, 01:43:41 AM »
if "smh" was present in an encyclopedia, that picture would accompany it
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« Reply #17476 on: November 01, 2010, 02:06:37 AM »
Next-gen has finally arrived.
This is far worse than the wii.  :lol
you were saying?
He looks like he's 5 seconds away from throwing them down in disgust.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17477 on: November 01, 2010, 02:07:48 AM »
Yeah, did anything ever come out from that dudebro thing? Never looked at the topic.

Raban

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« Reply #17478 on: November 01, 2010, 02:12:15 AM »
I asked about it earlier, it seems it's been delayed into next year. Will probably never materialize because GAF is too lazy to actually stop posting and make a game. When Splorgenborg© technology is finally available, game development will be powered by anger-fueled message board posts, and Dudebro's release will shortly follow.
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Dickie Dee

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17479 on: November 01, 2010, 02:41:17 AM »
Next-gen has finally arrived.
This is far worse than the wii.  :lol

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you were saying?

You know if they could augment reality those into machetes and make a Machete game, all would be forgiven.
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« Reply #17480 on: November 01, 2010, 02:50:43 AM »
The reason DudeBro isn't out yet is cause too many people joined just because they wanted to make a game but they didn't really want to do any work. Not too long ago I had to write more lines cause the writing team ended up being me, thetrin and cosmicblizzard cause the others didn't do anything at all before they decided to leave. There were like 7 others who were just too lazy. I have more stuff I got to write now but I'm not sure what to write for it yet.

What a surprise!
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« Reply #17481 on: November 01, 2010, 03:53:00 AM »
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« Reply #17482 on: November 01, 2010, 04:10:29 AM »
it's like hand goatse
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« Reply #17483 on: November 01, 2010, 05:53:26 AM »
was thinking the same :lol
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Diunx

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17484 on: November 01, 2010, 09:45:56 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411824

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You better watch it there, chief. Directly saying that modding is piracy is a bannable offense around here, I believe.

I guess the mods found a way to talk about their modded consoles without looking like fucking Hippocrates (which they are because only 0.01% of people with a modded console use it only to play loli jappy crap)
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« Reply #17485 on: November 01, 2010, 10:21:10 AM »
[youtube=560,345]8rWNuCLYi7Y  [/youtube]


Next-gen has finally arrived.



OMG :rofl
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Dickie Dee

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17487 on: November 01, 2010, 03:10:22 PM »
I actually watched that episode and it was pretty great for once (the BttF casting outtakes were amazing) - it also doesn't hurt that Jon Hamm is as much a comedic actor as a dramatic one.
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« Reply #17489 on: November 01, 2010, 06:51:56 PM »
Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do you get it? It’s adorable, and really slutty. Just like Kristina.


I kinda lol'd
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17490 on: November 01, 2010, 07:33:36 PM »
Heidi Klum's Halloween costume

At first I couldn't tell which was which, but I saw the craters under the silver makeup.
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Dickie Dee

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« Reply #17491 on: November 01, 2010, 07:36:38 PM »
Heidi Klum's Halloween costume

At first I couldn't tell which was which, but I saw the craters under the silver makeup.
Maybe he went as the man on the moon :smug
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Diunx

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« Reply #17492 on: November 01, 2010, 08:08:41 PM »


Oh my...
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« Reply #17493 on: November 01, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »
Surprised she covered her magic carpet.
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #17494 on: November 01, 2010, 09:19:28 PM »
she should have wore a burqa. dat face  :yuck
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #17497 on: November 01, 2010, 10:59:36 PM »
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17498 on: November 01, 2010, 11:03:01 PM »
The Miley Cyrus thread on GAF is hilarious. Every new page a line is crossed and its finally reached a point where someone has commented on how fat Selena Gomez's baby hatch looks...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411602&page=9
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17499 on: November 01, 2010, 11:09:34 PM »
Damn that is a pretty puffy vagina. Would like to squeeze that for sure. Just kind of stare at it and prod it.
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« Reply #17500 on: November 01, 2010, 11:22:42 PM »
Amir0x has this unique ability to cause me to disagree with an opinion I'd normally be in favor of, simply cause he said it:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411767&page=9

Again, why is he still a mod?

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« Reply #17501 on: November 01, 2010, 11:24:53 PM »
I really wish you could spam bot that place with his fat picutres.
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17503 on: November 01, 2010, 11:30:11 PM »
Damn that is a pretty puffy vagina. Would like to squeeze that for sure. Just kind of stare at it and prod it.
:fistbump
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Diunx

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #17504 on: November 01, 2010, 11:32:16 PM »
Selena Gomez :yuck
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« Reply #17505 on: November 01, 2010, 11:36:46 PM »
Baby face :piss2

It's the same with Miranda Kerr  :yuck


 :'(
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ToxicAdam

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« Reply #17506 on: November 02, 2010, 04:12:57 AM »
First hit when you type "Most awesome picture on earth" into Google.


Raban

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« Reply #17507 on: November 02, 2010, 04:13:28 AM »
Well it's right.
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Beezy

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« Reply #17508 on: November 02, 2010, 04:38:59 AM »
holy...

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« Reply #17509 on: November 02, 2010, 05:32:48 AM »
The Miley Cyrus thread on GAF is hilarious. Every new page a line is crossed and its finally reached a point where someone has commented on how fat Selena Gomez's baby hatch looks...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411602&page=9

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« Reply #17510 on: November 02, 2010, 11:34:09 AM »
You and me both Fistful...
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Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #17511 on: November 02, 2010, 11:55:00 AM »
if gaf designed a game, it would be a move-enabled mashup of an rpg-cum-shooter-cum-music-game that featured mascots from b-tier snes games and overdesigned loli tarts talking earnestly about religion, and it would be the WORST. THING. EVER.

Then Japan would steal the idea and add loli spanking.

gaf wouldn't support it if it didn't come from japan in the first place!
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« Reply #17512 on: November 02, 2010, 12:38:47 PM »
that miley cyrus thread on GAF is great.  :drool selena gomez :drool  my wife was talking shit about my lust for her until I countered with a "but you think Jacob from twilight is hot"  can't call me a dirty perv now :smug

Beezy

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« Reply #17513 on: November 02, 2010, 02:43:54 PM »
My friend posted this on my fb wall, now I can't stop laughing:

[youtube=560,345]
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Himu

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« Reply #17514 on: November 02, 2010, 03:02:40 PM »
:lol
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Himu

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« Reply #17515 on: November 02, 2010, 03:28:34 PM »
Finally.

I have the willpower.

*logs out of gaf*
*erases cookies*

Farewell, sweet prince.  :'(
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Beezy

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« Reply #17516 on: November 02, 2010, 03:31:49 PM »
how come?

Himu

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« Reply #17517 on: November 02, 2010, 03:35:05 PM »
Community just isn't for me anymore.
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Beezy

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« Reply #17518 on: November 02, 2010, 03:36:54 PM »
Okay. I thought something happened in the black culture thread.

Himu

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« Reply #17519 on: November 02, 2010, 03:39:08 PM »
Well, that's part of it. When Evilore flat out said that gaf isn't able to support such threads when he closed the old one, I realized right then and there that everything I liked about gaf was pretty much dead or in the process of being killed. So there's no use fighting it.
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