Well then I guess I'm here to stay
Always good to have someone around to humble me, tell me I look like a fat distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and all that.

And since you cover the Forum Drama Queen position so well, I'll refrain from having a meltdown every time you poke fun at my expense, because you're amazing at that!
Mupepe saw my touchdown pic on facebook and he was all

He did say I looked like I could be on America's Most Wanted though.
