Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Mupepe]

i hit on almost every hot girl I met and soon it became second nature.  I avoided hitting on ugly chicks so I didn't end up actually liking one and sticking it out with them for their "personality".  it's still second nature because everyone tells me i flirt naturally with every hot chick.  my wife has gotten over it now.

[Shaka Khan]

She just posted a vibrator in the "show your girlfriend" thread, you be the judge!

Ahahaha, WAT?!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25036701&postcount=9504

So ronery

Oh man, looking at those comments, and putting into account her recent thread, she's really losing it!

Has she always been like that: all desperate, messed up, and whoring for attention? All I remember was the occasional photo in the picture thread, but that's it.

also, re: OH GOD I WANT A GIRL THIS PAIN IN MY HEART IS SO REEEEAL: don't just want one just because you're lonely. want a sane one because you're well-adjusted enough to deserve a little better than a warm hole and the occasional feeling that life isn't a worthless waste of time. seriously. dipping your dick in the bag of crazy that the chica above clearly is ain't worth the future trauma and regret. if these duders dumped her, then she's not just damaged goods; she's an emotional hefty bag full of broken glass and used syringes. better to be FOREVER ALONE than in a toxic relationship with someone who can't deal with life.

Hear, hear!

[Mupepe]

i wish they'd activate my account.  i'd try to e-seduce her and get her to move to Texas only to find out i don't exist  mwahahahaha

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I'd give her Himuro's parents address

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[Van Cruncheon]

i wish they'd activate my account.  i'd try to e-seduce her and get her to move to Texas only to find out i don't exist  mwahahahaha

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I'd give her Himuro's parents address

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bet she has a clit the size of himu's pinky

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[Shaka Khan]

i wish they'd activate my account.  i'd try to e-seduce her and get her to move to Texas only to find out i don't exist  mwahahahaha

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I'd give her Himuro's parents address

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Himu's dad would eat that shit up.

[Van Cruncheon]

doesn't himu's dad like the pervo manga shit?

[Mupepe]

doesn't himu's dad like the pervo manga shit?

he looks like that type of guy.  they might get along pretty well.  for good measure i'll tell her to show up in a sailor moon outfit

[Van Cruncheon]

maybe i have confused himu with orin

and if that's the case, i feel really bad for himu now :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Looks like Koshiba gravitates towards guys who will put her on a pedestal and worship her.

I'd still smash

[Diunx]

at ghostbusters kid and a bigger rofl at Koshiba, I didn't believe that she was actually stripping in florida but after the pic with the "cool" fat guy I'm 100% sure that she actually is.

[Mr. Gundam]

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but o did i date the crazy :'(

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We've all dated crazy at one point. They're fun for a little while as long as you don't marry them. Crazy ones let your put it in their butt on their little sister's bed while the rest of the family is at a wedding.

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[Madrun Badrun]

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

[img]http://escapedintothewaves.com/uploads/Head_tutorial-41f(1).jpg[img]

Everyone,
We would like to remind you that training materials are company property and are not to be disseminated outside of the company.

Thank you for your understanding,

Bethesda Management

 

[pilonv1]

i admit it, i am jealous

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i want that shirt

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I want prole for Secret Santa 2011

[AdmiralViscen]

I burst out at Bethesda Mgmt

[Joe Molotov]

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First gays in the military, now they're letting women in too??

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I will be jerking off to this if anyone wants to watch

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Diunx]

I'll join you methodis

[Shuri]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=25054478#post25054478

wtf at hd pics of his gored up dog 

[cloudwalking]

Looks like Koshiba gravitates towards guys who will put her on a pedestal and worship her.

I'd still smash

my husband worships me too, but he also:
- has a big cock
- is european
- earns good money
- is intelligent
- is well-dressed
- is a hot as fuck swiss/italian mixture
- is ridiculously good in bed



basically the type of guy most chicks can only dream about

and doesn't wear a shirt that says "this is what cool looks like"

[chronovore]

Because of the ordering of the posts, I thought this:

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...was made by this guy:

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And then I thought, Well, actually, that's a pretty accurate head for that guy.

[chronovore]

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Oh, fuck, I am dying.

[chronovore]

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but o did i date the crazy :'(

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We've all dated crazy at one point. They're fun for a little while as long as you don't marry them. Crazy ones let your put it in their butt on their little sister's bed while the rest of the family is at a wedding.

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Holy mackerel. That's... vivid.

The prettiest girl I ever dated was also the most crazy. Guys looked at me like, "To which foul, dark god did you make sacrifice to end up with that tremendous piece of ass?" I'd meet those looks with a gaze like, "Yeah, I know." And then realize that being with her was really eating at my own sanity.

I should also admit that, when I said Koshiba looks like a cheeseburger, I was mistakenly referring to a picture of some other person. There was a pic of some guy with long straight blond hair in a suit. Pretty sure it was a guy. Then everyone was talking about Koshiba looking like a cheeseburger. I thought, "Well, yeah. That definitely doesn't look like a girl." Probably because it wasn't.

[WrikaWrek]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25057891&postcount=30

Somebody is paying his way into some poonani

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Remember when Koshiba last year posted about how she couldn't afford her meds as they were too expensive?  But then she put herself $10,000 in debt (probably with an insane interest rate) getting fake tits?

Good times.

She dates these puds because she is a league or two better than them.  That way they fawn and worship over her, giving her the validation she so desperately wants and needs.  Of course, once their validation means little or nothing, she's onto the next schlub who thinks they struck gold.

Not to say she is attractive but she's better than what they could normally get in a sane, well adjusted woman.

[Himu]

i wish they'd activate my account.  i'd try to e-seduce her and get her to move to Texas only to find out i don't exist  mwahahahaha

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I'd give her Himuro's parents address

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What are you doing?! My family has managed to escape AIDS thus far, are you TRYING to ruin my family?

[Shaka Khan]

That sounds like normal Christmas shopping list you dirty poors.

[BlackMage]

Remember when Koshiba last year posted about how she couldn't afford her meds as they were too expensive?  But then she put herself $10,000 in debt (probably with an insane interest rate) getting fake tits?

Good times.

She dates these puds because she is a league or two better than them.  That way they fawn and worship over her, giving her the validation she so desperately wants and needs.  Of course, once their validation means little or nothing, she's onto the next schlub who thinks they struck gold.

Not to say she is attractive but she's better than what they could normally get in a sane, well adjusted woman.

when is it my turn?!

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25057891&postcount=30

Somebody is paying his way into some poonani

Wish I had his money, wow.

Some people have the patience to buy things year around. I, however, am not one of those people. I highly doubt he went and bought all of that in a day. Sounds like an accumulation of things.

[demi]

lol, buying stuff for the "girlfriend"

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i dun find koshiba hot n e more talk about bullshots 

[Mupepe]

the wife and I spent way more than what that probably cost him on each other.  But the only other person I give a shit about spending real money on is my daughter so whatevs.

[Himu]

simplicity

[Madrun Badrun]

[BlueTsunami]

Thats just too fucking cuuuuuuuute

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=416769

Every fucking thread.

uncharted "art style"

[MyNameIsMethodis]

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I want some of that ladies fine leg.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

stolen from sa

[Madrun Badrun]

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

The 700 club is still aghast that rapture hasn't happened already.

[lennedsay]

That dog

My parents' dog looks like a damn ewok. Also, a mogwai. But fuck she's smart and a live blanket.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Great Rumbler]

 

[Joe Molotov]

[Shaka Khan]

Does anyone remember this show? Even though it ran for one season it was one of 5 TV shows that helped shape my unfortunate, often misunderstood, nerdy childhood lol.

[youtube=560,345]1Q0HMrDefd0[/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

Does anyone remember this show? Even though it ran for one season it was one of 5 TV shows that helped shape my unfortunate, often misunderstood, nerdy childhood lol.

[youtube=560,345]1Q0HMrDefd0[/youtube]

Never heard of it before, but it looks/sounds awesome.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think this was already posted but I love it so i'm posting it again

[Madrun Badrun]

[youtube=560,345]iw7Qowzdnv8[/youtube]

[Mr. Gundam]

Does anyone remember this show? Even though it ran for one season it was one of 5 TV shows that helped shape my unfortunate, often misunderstood, nerdy childhood lol.

[youtube=560,345]1Q0HMrDefd0[/youtube]

Hell yes! I had all the figures! I remember meeting (some guy dressed up as ) Captain Power at Universal Studios as a little kid.

The guy who created Babylon 5 was apparently in charge of this show, and it was pretty dark for an American kid's program. The female lead actually got killed off.

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=416815

OP told that bitch to shut the fuck up with his mouth but then she forced him to do it with his fists

[Himu]

fake

[Great Rumbler]

Does anyone remember this show? Even though it ran for one season it was one of 5 TV shows that helped shape my unfortunate, often misunderstood, nerdy childhood lol.

[youtube=560,345]1Q0HMrDefd0[/youtube]

Hell yes! I had all the figures! I remember meeting (some guy dressed up as ) Captain Power at Universal Studios as a little kid.

The guy who created Babylon 5 was apparently in charge of this show, and it was pretty dark for an American kid's program. The female lead actually got killed off.

A great majority of the show's story line was filled with romance and intrigue, which was made for the adults who watched the show with their children. Thus, the story was filled with romantic kisses, sexual innuendo, and occasionally scenes which implied sexual encounters between characters. Mild profanity was also present; "damn" was said on at least one occasion, and Pilot told Blastaar to "go to hell" in response to his order to surrender. In addition, the violent death of one of the major ongoing characters in the series (detailed above) was also an unusual development for a children's series. The inclusion of a "Bio-Dread Youth," which recruited young survivors to Lord Dread's ideals to further advance his agenda, also paralleled the Nazi regime.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25072057&postcount=22

[Shaka Khan]

Mr. Gundam is a Saudi

A great majority of the show's story line was filled with romance and intrigue, which was made for the adults who watched the show with their children. Thus, the story was filled with romantic kisses, sexual innuendo, and occasionally scenes which implied sexual encounters between characters. Mild profanity was also present; "damn" was said on at least one occasion, and Pilot told Blastaar to "go to hell" in response to his order to surrender. In addition, the violent death of one of the major ongoing characters in the series (detailed above) was also an unusual development for a children's series. The inclusion of a "Bio-Dread Youth," which recruited young survivors to Lord Dread's ideals to further advance his agenda, also paralleled the Nazi regime.

See, great show!

[brawndolicious]

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It's in Chicago too.  Can you imagine how cold and windy it gets especially that high up.  The guy must be seriously in shape to do that.

[Madrun Badrun]

old but still terrifying.

[pilonv1]

awesome

[Madrun Badrun]