Richard Roeper's 100 Worst Films of the Decade

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd nominate Enough. Horrible movie

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I agree with most of the list.

As for Soul Plane, Roeper probably forgot all about it.  That or he realized the movie didn't take itself too seriously compared to a movie that is called "I Know Who Killed Me."

As for Snakes on a Plane, it was the first sign to me that shit being hyped by the masses on the internet is more likely to be bad than good (this was also proven with Juno and crap music like Owl City and Panic at the Disco).

[Bacchus7]

How do we feel about Cabin Fever not making it?

[Oblivion]

How do we feel about Cabin Fever not making it?

Speaking of that, I worked with Arie Verveen on set on a movie 2 years ago. Dude was pretty awesome.

[Eric P]

i liked cabin fever.  great imagery if failed in a few places due to being a first film

eli roth suffers a bit from being way overhyped

[Yeti]

Kangaroo Jack
Master of Disguise
Pluto Nash

How did these three not make the cut, let alone aren't the top 3?? 

[Beezy]

Soul Plane and Cabin Fever were both bad, but hilariously bad.

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[ferrarimanf355]

Also, list needs more Snakes on a Plane.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I agree with Green Man, STFU.

[etiolate]

PAAAANCAAKES

[lennedsay]

Disliked or hated all except Freddy Got Fingered.

What are you doing to that horse?! Look at me daddy! I'm a farmer, daddy, I'm a farmer!


Also, The Wicker Man would've been fantastic had they taken this approach initially:

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[Van Cruncheon]

Disliked or hated all except Freddy Got Fingered.

What are you doing to that horse?! Look at me daddy! I'm a farmer, daddy, I'm a farmer!


Also, The Wicker Man would've been fantastic had they taken this approach initially:

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finally someone demonstrates TASTE around these parts

[etiolate]

Bad Nick Cage  >> Seriously actin Nick Cage

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[Joe Molotov]

If Freddy Got Fingered had been directed by David Lynch, it probably would have been considered a masterpiece. But instead he's too busy jacking around with Sony Handicams to make an actual movie.

[lennedsay]

I was a little drunk.

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Plus I was horny.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ HUH?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DOOOO!

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P.S. I want a gif of any clip around the 3 min mark.

[Great Rumbler]

Speed Racer was an awesome movie. Haters can go die in a Skittles-induced rainbow explosion.

[Flannel Boy]

I was a little drunk.

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Plus I was horny.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ HUH?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DOOOO!

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P.S. I want a gif of any clip around the 3 min mark.

Drunk girl on the internet. Hawt!

[Joe Molotov]

Hurry, post compromising photos before you sober up!

[etiolate]

I was a little drunk.

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Plus I was horny.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ HUH?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DOOOO!

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P.S. I want a gif of any clip around the 3 min mark.

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ALBA!

[Purple Filth]

no twilight?

interesting

[BlueTsunami]

and why are "avatar" and "ultraviolet" NOT in that list

Totally forgot about Ultraviolet. Holy shit what an abomination. It is the condensed form of "wooden acting" (and horrible everything else).

[lennedsay]

I'm going to bed and watching Freddy Got Fingered now. According to the case, The New York Times calls it "BRILLIANT!"

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Hi... hi. Hi..... hi. I'm X-Ray Cat. I've got superpowers. I can see through wooden doors with my x-ray vision. Wooden doors. I can see the criminal on the other side. He can't see me and he's committing crime. I come along and say, "I can see you!" and he says, "No you can't!" I say, "Yes I can with my do do do do dododododododododododo x-ray do dodododododod x-ray cat!"

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YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY! YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!

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I wholeheartedly agree with The New York Times.

[chronovore]

where is that turd sky captain and the world of tomorrow

Oh come on, that was decent matinee fluff.

Yeah. I wished it was more than it was, and was disappointed that it didn't bring serialized epic fiction into the modern day like Star Wars did in its time, but that was too tall an order to fill.

[The Sceneman]

Stop trolling, Triumph.

Lady in the Water was pretty bad, but not list-worthy. I think The Happening should have been on the list, though.

what the fuck? Happening was hilarious and Lady in the Water would be in my top 10 worst films this decade!

But yeah overall a good shit list

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I dunno, I would put Sky Captain in my Bottom 10 for the last decade, I hated it so much it made me physically violent. That said, I don't think it deserves to be on this list. It's boring and sterile, but not shitty shit.

[Boogie]

Also, list needs more Snakes on a Plane.

shut your fucking whore smelly pirate hooker mouth.

[Enl]

Not a bad list. The only one I really disagree with is Funny Games.

[Cormacaroni]

I actually laughed my ass of at the first 20 mins of Zohan. I may have been drunk and in good company, but there it is. no excuses, really. Other than that, I wouldn't argue with anything on there, mostly because i've avoided most of these films like the plague on reputation alone.

[ch1nchilla]

Might have been asked already, but uh, why is Bad Boys II on this list?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

36. “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001)

Should be higher.  A lot higher.

I know some of you distinguished effete fellows around here like this for some reason or another but Freddy Got Fingered is absolutely fucking beyond distinguished mentally-challenged.  Tom Green can suck my balls.  People that like this shit probably also think Dane Cook is funny.


And WTF is up with Funny Games being on that list?  That shit is brilliant.  It's like the Kubrick film he didn't make.

[CajoleJuice]

I only saw Freddy Got Fingered once, and it was when I was a dumb teenager, but I remember enjoying it.

[muckhole]

I loved Lady in the Water. Giamatti. 

[DJ_Tet]

I would kill for another Freddie Got Fingered.  It's a travesty that all the fucking BULLSHIT that Hollywood churns out on a yearly basis that they can't find $20 mil every year to give to Tom Green to just film WHATEVER.

[BlueTsunami]

I actually watched "Freddy Got Fingered" with my parents (I believe I was 15). The "I'ma jerk off an elephant" scene was the most awkwardest moment of my life (as far as being with my parents). They took us into the movie thinking it would be ok (my little sister was 13 at the time)

[Flannel Boy]

I'm going to bed and watching Freddy Got Fingered now. According to the case, The New York Times calls it "BRILLIANT!"

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Hi... hi. Hi..... hi. I'm X-Ray Cat. I've got superpowers. I can see through wooden doors with my x-ray vision. Wooden doors. I can see the criminal on the other side. He can't see me and he's committing crime. I come along and say, "I can see you!" and he says, "No you can't!" I say, "Yes I can with my do do do do dododododododododododo x-ray do dodododododod x-ray cat!"

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YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY! YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!

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I wholeheartedly agree with The New York Times.

Someone really wants to get Fingered.

[bork]

Never heard of I know who killed me.  It's hard to believe anything could beat out Battlefield Earth for the title of worst film of the decade.

[Joe Molotov]

Never heard of I know who killed me.  It's hard to believe anything could beat out Battlefield Earth for the title of worst film of the decade.

Well, it does have Lindsey Lohan in a dual-role, one of which is a one-legged amnesiac stripper who doesn't get naked.

[fistfulofmetal]

the difference between lady in the water and the happening is that in Lady in the Water's case M. Night tried to make a good movie and failed where as with The Happening he tried to make a bad movie and was very successful.

[chronovore]

Never heard of I know who killed me.  It's hard to believe anything could beat out Battlefield Earth for the title of worst film of the decade.

Well, it does have Lindsey Lohan in a dual-role, one of which is a one-legged amnesiac stripper who doesn't get naked.

So did The Parent Trap remake, though I can't confirm whether or not she was a non-naked, one-legged amnesiac stripper. She was only 13 at the time, but considering her current state, I cannot speculate on her past.

I loved Lady in the Water. Giamatti. 

I got yer back, bubba. Lady in the Water is one of the most unfairly maligned movies of the last 10 years, and it's all due to M. Night Shamalamadingdong dick-slapping reviewers in the face in the movie.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

what, prey tell, are the qualities of Lady in the Water?  Awfully nice cinematography and at least one or two minorly fun supporting roles (that Freddy Rodriguez will be a star someday I tells ya).

I haven't seen The Happening, but I really can't imagine it being significantly worse, or even more of a self-indulgent wank (even if you remove the critic parts there's still lots of embarrassing shit in that film) then Lady in the Water was.

[Great Rumbler]

I haven't seen The Happening, but I really can't imagine it being significantly worse, or even more of a self-indulgent wank (even if you remove the critic parts there's still lots of embarrassing shit in that film) then Lady in the Water was.

Having seen The Happening, I have a hard time believing that Lady and the Water could possibly be any worse.

[twerd]

V for Vendetta

Gran Torino

[Joe Molotov]

His brain's been fried by multiple Twilight viewings.

[twerd]

V for Vendetta I can see, although I liked it, but how could anyone not like Gran Torino? Clint Eastwood tells a gangster to get off his lawn while holding a rifle!

because it was racist, unintentionally funny, terribly acted, and completely predictable.

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't think there was anything unintentional about Gran Torino.

[Moran]

I honestly can't believe Watchmen wasn't on there, what a pile of shit. Not only is it a terrible movie but it NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

[twerd]

I don't think there was anything unintentional about Gran Torino.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25046.1755

we been had this convo.

[The Fake Shemp]

The whole movie flew over twerd's head, so I get where he's coming from.

[Great Rumbler]

I honestly can't believe Watchmen wasn't on there, what a pile of shit. Not only is it a terrible movie but it NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

Watchmen is a lot better than any of the movies on that list. Except Speed Racer.

[DJ_Tet]

36. “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001)

Should be higher.  A lot higher.

I know some of you distinguished effete fellows around here like this for some reason or another but Freddy Got Fingered is absolutely fucking beyond distinguished mentally-challenged.  Tom Green can suck my balls.  People that like this shit probably also think Dane Cook is funny.


And WTF is up with Funny Games being on that list?  That shit is brilliant.  It's like the Kubrick film he didn't make.

lol I'm pretty sure that Dane Cook and Tom Green's audience don't overlap by one single person. 

[brawndolicious]

V for Vendetta I can see, although I liked it, but how could anyone not like Gran Torino? Clint Eastwood tells a gangster to get off his lawn while holding a rifle!

because it was racist, unintentionally funny, terribly acted, and completely predictable.

How was it racist? A character is racist; that doesn't mean the movie as a whole is racist.

What is this bullshit.  Eastwood's character was never racist, he wasn't very open-minded and he was bitter that his generation/culture was dieing out but he didn't believe other races were inferior.  They highlight this in the end where he confesses his only three sins in life were that he regrets not spending more time with his children, not declaring a boat he sold on his taxes, and kissing a coworker.  After he was a mentor and everything to the asian kid, he still didn't feel any regret over using racial slurs or having to kill a dozen chinese guys in Korea.  Because there was no ill will when he did that.

That asian kid wasn't a very good actor, specifically the scene were he got locked in the basement, but that hardly made the whole movie suddenly bad.  fucking twerd.

[Oblivion]

V For Vendetta was pretty good.

[BobbyRobby]

seen the following,

6. “Son of the Mask” (2005)
7. “Gigli” (2003)
10. “The Hottie and the Nottie” (2005) - sucks
22. “Bratz” (2007) - classic
25. “Corky Romano” (2001) - i remember liking this
33. Date Movie” (2006) - terrible
36. “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) - i like this
55. “Joe Dirt” (2000) - aight
60. “Mr. Deeds” (2002) - sucked
73. “Monkeybone” (2001)
79. “Saving Silverman” (2001) -this is pretty good

[Phoenix Dark]

How was Gran Torino a racist movie smh

[twerd]

How was Gran Torino a racist movie smh

you wouldn't understand because you're white.

anyway it was racist because it was gratuitous with its slurs and didn't bother to really explain why they were given. it was just funny for the audience to hear the word "gook" and "zipperhead" all the time. teeheehee

it didn't know whether it was serious or funny, and it ended up not being either. it's in some weird eastwood vacuum, where he thinks awkward little asian boys really behave like they did in the movie. and the "twist" was no twist at all.

am nintendho thinks it was good, further lending credence to my argument.

[brawndolicious]

He said the majority of the racial slurs to somebody's face.  At first, he said it just because he didn't like them but after he got invited to the Hmong's house and was well-liked by the neighborhood, he still used them but just as a joke.  It firmly, completely fucking explained all of that you gayhole.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

The Hills Have Eyes remake was pretty good.

[Flannel Boy]

Twerd was expecting Eastwood to break out into an NBC "The More You Know" commercial.

Slurs may sound funny, zipperhead, but they're no laughing matter. da de duh doooo.

[Van Cruncheon]

joe dirt is worth it just for the legitimately funny silence of the lambs sequence

[Van Cruncheon]

36. “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001)

Should be higher.  A lot higher.

I know some of you distinguished effete fellows around here like this for some reason or another but Freddy Got Fingered is absolutely fucking beyond distinguished mentally-challenged.  Tom Green can suck my balls.  People that like this shit probably also think Dane Cook is funny.


And WTF is up with Funny Games being on that list?  That shit is brilliant.  It's like the Kubrick film he didn't make.

if you can't laugh at a man jacking a horse off screaming I'M A LITTLE FARMER BOY you are dead inside. or the scene where he's watching the horses fuck and the camera does a close up of him eating a cheese sandwich, omg

jesus christ, how soulless are you

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

LOL at getting butthurt over Gran Torino.  If you're offended, the movie's point went way over your head.  Stick to simple inoffensive shit like Twilight.