The Official Evilbore Fashion thread

[Himu]

Why can't I just wear a flannel shirt to the courthouse? FML

Because flannel looks gay and is not stylish in most cases.

[Fresh Prince]

What does that even mean?

You look like a old man that has children. Ironic I know. In short does anyon in Boston Legal wear a 3 button suit?

Yes the guy with assburgers. Game. Set. Match.

[Flannel Boy]

I didn't know that Himuro was in Boston Legal.

[Himu]

It's true that 2 button suits are en vogue these days. I really only wear my 3 button at certain events.

[Himu]

I didn't know that Himuro was in Boston Legal.

:lenowned

[Flannel Boy]

I've never regularly watched a legal drama.

Why am I in law school?

Thanks for the save Fresh Prince. Himuro nearly sabotaged my chances with Cute Girl.

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I can sabotage my chances with her on my own!

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[Himu]

It's not my fault you wouldn't look fly in 3 button suits!

[Flannel Boy]

 :'(

[Himu]

But seriously, you should observe what other guys have and ask the people at the store. Try between 2 and 3 button to see which you prefer. So long as you seek the advice of someone at the store you should be fine; they're there for a reason.

Don't forget to get it hemmed! Though you're probably tall enough it won't matter. I hate my life.

[Fresh Prince]

To pull of a three button suit you need the correct body shape- long torso, V-shape back etc. I don't think even Wrika could pull off a 3 button suit.

You should invite cute girl along . No like really.

[Himu]

I do agree 2 buttons are preferable to 3, but it all depends on what you're doing.

If I were going to a wedding, I wouldn't wear a 2 button. Likewise, if I were in law school and had to dress to impress, I wouldn't wear a 2 button either.

The thing about three buttons is that they can also be interchangeable with tuxedos. So it's win/win. Every man should have two different suits for totally different occasions.

[Fresh Prince]

Malek we need a body shot.

[Himu]

Take pics of yourself naked.

[Mr. Gundam]

I love blazers. Love love love 'em. Currently rockin' a gray wool one right now.

[tiesto]

You should invite cute girl along . No like really.

Yeah, do this, Malek.

[Fresh Prince]

Thing is you can get away with baggier clothing but with suits you look like you're attending a job interview.

[Fresh Prince]

We've found our jon bones!

[elektrikluv]

I didn't even realise suits came in 2/3 button versions and that they gave a different look/were appropriate for different occasions dependent upon said number of buttons.

This thread has been very educational.

[Himu]

Collars should definitely not fold over like that under your jacket.  Ever heard of starch? Not to mention that shirt fits poorly as well. 

They really shouldn't. I don't know how it happened.

And yeah, that's an old suit. The clothes come off as baggy because I lost a lot of weight.

[Himu]

I didn't even realise suits came in 2/3 button versions and that they gave a different look/were appropriate for different occasions dependent upon said number of buttons.

This thread has been very educational.

I thought women pay attention to details like that?

Honestly though, I shouldn't even be wearing 3 buttons because I'm short. But I like the look.

[elektrikluv]

I consulted a friend of mine and she said she was aware of this, but only because she watches a lot of TV where men wear suits, like The West Wing and Mad Men, and she said if she didn't, she also wouldn't know.

[Fresh Prince]

Do you think you can get away with a plain navy suit now a days? I really need to buy a suit too.

[Himu]

Do you think you can get away with a plain navy suit now a days? I really need to buy a suit too.

I don't see why not? For what occasion?

[Fresh Prince]

Business. But then I think Pete Campbell.

[Himu]

Oh god, I can't blame you.

Blue's my favorite color though, so I'd go for it.

[Mr. Gundam]

Business. But then I think Pete Campbell.

Yeah, I'd say a blue suit would be fine, as long as you already have a black or gray suit.

[Fresh Prince]

Yes so I guess that means I'll need to but a black/grey suit first

[Tauntaun]

T-shirt and jeans. 

manliness

[elektrikluv]

Its all about shirt and jeans.

For guys I mean.

[Mr. Gundam]

Shirts and jeans are great, but I can't wear them to work.

[Fresh Prince]

Its all about shirt and jeans.

For guys I mean.

Tanktops and jeans for girls for me.

Shirts and jeans are great, but I can't wear them to work.

Working in IT

[T-Short]

I haven't got a suit, I'm so short so I look ridiculous in them, like Peewee Herman.

The most formal piece of clothing I own is this black semisleeve shirt



It's saved for special occasions since it was quite expensive (for my standards)

[Himu]

Yes so I guess that means I'll need to but a black/grey suit first

Black/grey for the win. I prefer black, though.

[Himu]

Its all about shirt and jeans.

For guys I mean.

zzz

I'd rather dress up as a hipster.

[Mr. Gundam]

Shirts and jeans are great, but I can't wear them to work.

Working in IT

I'd rather not wear shirts and jeans to work. Hell, my typical non-work outfit is nice jeans with a button up/sweater combo and a blazer.

In the summer, it's jeans and a button up shirt or t-shirt with a light jacket or blazer.

[Fresh Prince]

I don't know it sort of makes you appreciate wearing business attire for presentations and such. Also it helps when women are like, 'Wow,etc' 

[elektrikluv]

Its all about shirt and jeans.

For guys I mean.

zzz

I'd rather dress up as a hipster.

What do you wear on a day to day basis?

[Mr. Gundam]

I don't know it sort of makes you appreciate wearing business attire for presentations and such. Also it helps when women are like, 'Wow,etc' 

I appreciate dressing nice on a regular basis. I'd wear a suit to work if it were appropriate.

Also, you could just dress nice all the time and the women would always be like "Wow."

[Himu]

Its all about shirt and jeans.

For guys I mean.

zzz

I'd rather dress up as a hipster.

What do you wear on a day to day basis?

I was mostly joking. There's nothing wrong with t-shirts and jeans but I feel that's a little plain sometimes. Nothing wrong with mixing it up every now and again.

As for what I wear, it depends. I'm not going to wear the same thing ever day. My biases lean towards casual wear, though.

I really stress dressing well. Since I'm overweight, dressing well goes a long way. I don't see anything wrong with a guy who dresses well but doesn't really obsess over the details like a woman.

[elektrikluv]

I didn't say t-shirt and jeans. I said SHIRT lol. Does that not mean the same thing in America?

T-shirt and jeans is boring. Shirt is good. Smartens it up.

[Himu]

Oh, my bad! We're on the same page then!

[Fresh Prince]

But that's what makes it special!

Causal is always t-shirts and jeans. Maybe polos. Never shirts.

[Himu]

But that's what makes it special!

Causal is always t-shirts and jeans. Maybe polos. Never shirts.

Casual is *never* t-shirt over here. Over here casual is more akin to polo and jean/khakis/dress shoes.

When you guys say shirts do you mean a dress shirt? Wearing a dress shirt can to be casual!

[Himu]

This is totally casual. Guy needs to tuck in his shirt, yuck.

[Flannel Boy]

A sweater is never casual. Fuck sweaters.

[Himu]

How is a sweater formal? It depends on the sweater right? A turtle neck is formal whereas what I posted would be more casual, right?

[Flannel Boy]

I find them to be uncomfortable. If I'm not comfortable, how am I being casual?

[Himu]

SMH

[elektrikluv]

 

[Flannel Boy]

I have a 1:1 leg length-to-body ratio. Why do I suck at swimming so much?

[Fresh Prince]

I never got shirts and jeans- shite makes no sense to me. Shirts were meant for tucking into slacks. I think it's just where I work and Australia in general everything is pretty relaxed here.
Malek you need a brandnew jumper those look pretty comfy to me.

[Himu]

So long as you have something covering it up like a belt or a coat or sweater, tucking dress shirts into jeans isn't so bad. You benefit from the comfortable lightness of the shirts while wearing comfy jeans while looking arguably "stylish" and "professional". Win/win.

[Mr. Gundam]

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This is totally casual. Guy needs to tuck in his shirt, yuck.

I wear a variation of that a lot.

[Himu]

Hell, what I'd do if I were that guy above is tuck in the shirt, button up the shirt and put on a dark tie.

Damnnnnnn.

That sweater is pretty bad for that though. The V is too high.

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This is totally casual. Guy needs to tuck in his shirt, yuck.

I wear a variation of that a lot.

It's a classic.

[Flannel Boy]

Because of the way I dress most of the time, anything that's not boxers and a T-shirt is formal wear.

[Fresh Prince]

This thread is bigger than I expected it to be.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I need new clothes bad.

[Phoenix Dark]

This thread is bigger than I expected it to be.

so much homo

[Fresh Prince]

Wait I can't hear you since I'm drowning in pussy.

[T-Short]

Hyoushi, I always wonder, who takes these nice shots of you? Your GF?

That one was taken by my GF, yeah.