The Official Evilbore Fashion thread

[Fresh Prince]

What does anyone on evilbore know about fashion?

[Flannel Boy]

Flannel is always in.

[jiji]

V-necks and jeans.

[Great Rumbler]

I know that wearing National Heritage t-shirt and Lee carpenter jeans from Wal-Mart with Asics shoes from Academy Sports and Outdoors saves a lot of money and makes you look less like a self-absorbed hipster than any of the stuff in the GAF fashion thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

neckwear always comes first.  By a scarf or a cravat and build your wardrobe off of that.

[Fresh Prince]

I will start by what I hate in what I consider 'recent' fashion:
- Men wearing v-neck tshirts or undoing the top few buttons to reveal their pecks or more often man cleavage
- Tshirts with scarves
- Wayfarer sunglasses
- Kitsch tattoos particularly on people's calf muscles,  behind their neck or shoulder blade (unless you're a girl). It screams attention whore, I don't want to see my tattoo but I want everybody else to see my cliche pos.

 

[jiji]

- Men wearing v-neck tshirts

 

[Fresh Prince]

I am glad that I do not know who you are. V-neck jumpers are fine but shirts :ugh

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I typically just wear old gym shirts, old shirts that I bought from a gym, and gym shorts.  I also wear a $20 fleece Columbia jacket if it is cold.

For work, I just wear Ralph Lauren polos or button downs and Dockers pants.

Jon Bones i ain't.

[jiji]

- Kitsch tattoos

He's got that for life, baby!

[archie4208]

i wear tshirts and jeans/shorts.  am i hip?

[Fresh Prince]

I like it when chicks have the barcode on the back of their neck. Really hot. Thanks for objectifying yourselves for me!

[Cormacaroni]

why clothe my naked perfection?

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't wear underwear.  Instead wrap a large tee-shirt around you like a diaper and tie it with a knot in the front.  That way when you go to JO all you have to do is take off your pants, sit down and untie the knot.  Then you're set like Himu. 

[Madrun Badrun]

why clothe my naked perfection?

I would have also accepted "just Wayfarer sunglasses"

[Fresh Prince]

You know what is the latest hipster fashion accessory? Drinking wine out of brown paper bag on the street. smh

[Robo]

Tauntaun won't let me wear anything else. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I like John Varvatos, Ike Behar, Alexander McQueen and Monarchy. Wait, is this a serious discussion?

[Madrun Badrun]

The more buttons, zippers, and belts on your clothing the better.

[Cormacaroni]

The more buttons, zippers, and belts on your clothing the better.

preach it brother!

[Madrun Badrun]

Well I'm not going to wear my frock made only from belts when I'm playing dodgeball.  Obviously. 

[Cormacaroni]

sorry, i just like that pic. it just needs a sandwich board!

[Himu]

SUITS
SUITS
SUITS






Check out these lacoste shoes I got recently!

Well, similar to this but not as plain:



For Christmas, I got me a good ol' Macy's gift card. Tons of cash on it. CLOTHES!



This baby cost me 150!

Since I had spare cash, I got me a new scarf and a cool hoodie too!




Know what I really want, though? THIS.

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=383949&CategoryID=43255



clothes
fashion
winter fashion
UGLY NERDS

[Himu]

I will start by what I hate in what I consider 'recent' fashion:
- Men wearing v-neck tshirts or undoing the top few buttons to reveal their pecks or more often man cleavage
- Tshirts with scarves
- Wayfarer sunglasses
- Kitsch tattoos particularly on people's calf muscles,  behind their neck or shoulder blade (unless you're a girl). It screams attention whore, I don't want to see my tattoo but I want everybody else to see my cliche pos.

 

You know what *I* hate? Tween shit!

When I want to buy some legitimate fashion, I don't want a bunch of raggedy ass looking tattoo goth shit on my clothes! That crap drives me insane.

Look at this. Great looking and feeling clothes RUINED by tween (or punk rock tattoo culture). RUINED.



I wanted this soooooo bad. It really made me wet. I like the way it feels, and I like the way it looks. And then I saw...a skull on the front. I wanted to kill myself.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Ever since a girl told me that "with my complexion"  :'(  I needed to wear dark colors, I've only worn dark colors.

[ch1nchilla]

I will pile every item of Ed Hardy clothing as well as every pair of wayfarers into an enormous pile and burn it. As for me, I like to rock pretty basic, clean stuff with a watch and a pair of absolutely ridiculous sneakers that still go with the outfit. But pretty basic/clean, besides the sneakers. Fuck insane patterns and crazy patches and shit. I'm also not a big fan of branding besides accessories.

[Robo]

I will start by what I hate in what I consider 'recent' fashion:
- Men wearing v-neck tshirts or undoing the top few buttons to reveal their pecks or more often man cleavage
- Tshirts with scarves
- Wayfarer sunglasses
- Kitsch tattoos particularly on people's calf muscles,  behind their neck or shoulder blade (unless you're a girl). It screams attention whore, I don't want to see my tattoo but I want everybody else to see my cliche pos.

 

You know what *I* hate? Tween shit!

When I want to buy some legitimate fashion, I don't want a bunch of raggedy ass looking tattoo goth shit on my clothes! That crap drives me insane.

Look at this. Great looking and feeling clothes RUINED by tween (or punk rock tattoo culture). RUINED.

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I wanted this soooooo bad. It really made me wet. I like the way it feels, and I like the way it looks. And then I saw...a skull on the front. I wanted to kill myself.

EXPRESS is really bad with that shit.  They have nice, reasonably priced dress shirts, ties and slacks and whatnot, but everything else is adorned with weird tribal tattoo shit and skulls.  And they love putting hoods on shit that shouldn't have a hood.

[Brehvolution]

old navy/gap clearance rack works for me.

full price

[Madrun Badrun]

nice jacket. 

[tiesto]

I will start by what I hate in what I consider 'recent' fashion:
- Men wearing v-neck tshirts or undoing the top few buttons to reveal their pecks or more often man cleavage
- Tshirts with scarves
- Wayfarer sunglasses
- Kitsch tattoos particularly on people's calf muscles,  behind their neck or shoulder blade (unless you're a girl). It screams attention whore, I don't want to see my tattoo but I want everybody else to see my cliche pos.

 

You know what *I* hate? Tween shit!

When I want to buy some legitimate fashion, I don't want a bunch of raggedy ass looking tattoo goth shit on my clothes! That crap drives me insane.

Look at this. Great looking and feeling clothes RUINED by tween (or punk rock tattoo culture). RUINED.

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I wanted this soooooo bad. It really made me wet. I like the way it feels, and I like the way it looks. And then I saw...a skull on the front. I wanted to kill myself.

EXPRESS is really bad with that shit.  They have nice, reasonably priced dress shirts, ties and slacks and whatnot, but everything else is adorned with weird tribal tattoo shit and skulls.  And they love putting hoods on shit that shouldn't have a hood.

Yeah, I like buying certain dress clothes and button-downs from Express (and Guess as well), but lately a lot of their shit has gotten REALLY guinea, lots of skulls and shit. It's been that way for the last 2 years or so, it's really played out at this point.

If I'm just hanging out, I like to wear t-shirts and jeans. Usually my t-shirts are EDM-related stuff, I actually found Tiesto and Deadmau5 shirts at Hot Topic of all places 

[Tauntaun]

I wear my suit.....my birthday suit.

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[cool breeze]

I missed the whole wayfarers hate thing.  There was a gaf thread about hating on them too.  All I know is that, since watching Terminator 2 in the early 90s, I wanted to get a pair of what Ahnold wore but couldn't because I wear glasses.  Now suddenly they're supposed to be hipster fashion or something? fashion is so confusing.

[Eric P]

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i didn't know you were into hardcore

[Robo]

I really dig Wayfarer's, but I feel like a tool while wearing them -- rightfully so, I guess.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

EXPRESS is really bad with that shit.  They have nice, reasonably priced dress shirts, ties and slacks and whatnot, but everything else is adorned with weird tribal tattoo shit and skulls.  And they love putting hoods on shit that shouldn't have a hood.

Hooded vest, y'all!

[Flannel Boy]

I need to buy some suits tomorrow. I have no idea what to look for.

[Himu]

EXPRESS is really bad with that shit.  They have nice, reasonably priced dress shirts, ties and slacks and whatnot, but everything else is adorned with weird tribal tattoo shit and skulls.  And they love putting hoods on shit that shouldn't have a hood.

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Hooded vest, y'all!

I saw some dude at the gas station with a hooded t-shirt. Looked like a Kingdom Hearts reject.

[Himu]

I need to buy some suits tomorrow. I have no idea what to look for.

What style? I suggest 3-button (since you're tall, right?). But that looks mighty outdated. If you want to go the cheap route, grab a good pair of slacks and a matching sports jacket.

[tehjaybo]

I've been wanting to buy some suits/sports jackets... I mean, I have no need for them really since Kentucky Formal is a clean pair of jeans, but still, I want to look good sometimes.  I just need to try and find a decent place.

[Flannel Boy]

I need to buy some suits tomorrow. I have no idea what to look for.

What style? I suggest 3-button (since you're tall, right?). But that looks mighty outdated. If you want to go the cheap route, grab a good pair of slacks and a matching sports jacket.

I'm 5'11" and just under 160 pounds. I guess I need something lawyerish--whatever that is.

[Himu]

I've been wanting to buy some suits/sports jackets... I mean, I have no need for them really since Kentucky Formal is a clean pair of jeans, but still, I want to look good sometimes.  I just need to try and find a decent place.

From the city? Cities typically have those places that have deals on pretty decent suits. Like 2 suits for 100 bucks and stuff.

In Houston we have places like Suits U and Suits Mart. Great places for deals.

Here's the thing about fashion: it's not about brand names or price. You can still get a good lookin' suit for a modest price.

[Himu]

I need to buy some suits tomorrow. I have no idea what to look for.

What style? I suggest 3-button (since you're tall, right?). But that looks mighty outdated. If you want to go the cheap route, grab a good pair of slacks and a matching sports jacket.

I'm 5'11" and just under 160 pounds. I guess I need something lawyerish--whatever that is.

Well, 3 button is very conservative. Think 60's style. I think a 3 button suit is more lawyer-ish than a 2 button.

Example:



vs



Looks more professional, don't it?

[tehjaybo]

I've been wanting to buy some suits/sports jackets... I mean, I have no need for them really since Kentucky Formal is a clean pair of jeans, but still, I want to look good sometimes.  I just need to try and find a decent place.

From the city? Cities typically have those places that have deals on pretty decent suits. Like 2 suits for 100 bucks and stuff.

In Houston we have places like Suits U and Suits Mart. Great places for deals.

Here's the thing about fashion: it's not about brand names or price. You can still get a good lookin' suit for a modest price.

We do most of our shopping at the Wal Market down here.  Hee-yuck. 

[Himu]

Eesh.

Do you have a Men's Warehouse nearby?

http://www.menswearhouse.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Menswear_-1_10601_10051_10051_10051_Menswear.html?cm_mmc=Google-_-G_mw_brand-_-SEM-_-men's%20warehouse

[Flannel Boy]

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Looks more professional, don't it?

Do want!

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I'm not talking about the suit. 

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[Himu]

I'm with you all the way.

[brawndolicious]

The only real thing I know about fashion is that polo shirts go well with carpenter jeans.

Do you have a Men's Wearhouse nearby?

fixed, it's name is a pun.

[Phoenix Dark]

in winter...

black hoodie
jeans
timbs on my feet make my cipher complete

[Fresh Prince]

Three buttons are for old men. And you can get two buttons that look more professional. Get your suit tailored to fit you for the extra $15 too.

I too hate shite with graphics on them. I also hate the black/grey business pants with brown shoes thing that goes on now.

[Himu]

Three butons are NOT for old men. It depends on what you're attending.

[Fresh Prince]

Does Malek need to look like a father any more?

[Flannel Boy]

What does that even mean?

[Himu]

Malek walks from a practice hearing for law school, wearing a three button suit.

He sees Cute Girl and they start talking.

The rest of the women at the school think she's his daughter, and now avoid having sexual relations or a relationship with him because they've now labeled him  as a single father and probably killed his former wife.

[Phoenix Dark]

Himu's just mad he can't fit into a three button suit

[Flannel Boy]

and now avoid having sexual relations or a relationship with him

So . . . nothing will change.

[Himu]

Himu's just mad he can't fit into a three button suit

Count em.

[brawndolicious]

Does anybody actually pay attention to one extra/less button?

[Flannel Boy]

Why can't I just wear a flannel shirt to the courthouse? FML

[Himu]

Does anybody actually pay attention to one extra/less button?

I dunno. I never button up the the third button anyways.

[Phoenix Dark]

Himu's just mad he can't fit into a three button suit

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Count em.

i tried malek