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elektrikluv

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I would just like to say, I FOUND HER FOR MALEK! All credit goes to me.

Philip Cardgage

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I could close my eyes in a crowded mall and cum on 13 girls hotter than her.

T234

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I think she's cute as fuck.

Is cajole still obsessed with Veronica Belmont?
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The Fake Shemp

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Oh no. His fascination with Veronica Belmont crossed over from mere obsession to a permanent psychological pairing a long time ago. In his mind, she now belongs to him - for life.
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elektrikluv

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I could close my eyes in a crowded mall and cum on 13 girls hotter than her.

The beauty of my find was that she is exactly Malek's type!

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Some guys absolutely lose it for the geeky, girl-next-door look.

Now, if elektrikluv could only find a girl that Malek has a shot with.
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T234

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Saturday night, I will be getting "Man-Auctioned" off. If nobody buys me, I will probably end up more shit-faced drunk than I was at bloodwake's house, and I woke up the next morning wearing tehjaybo's socks, no pants, and my shirt was pretty much off. 


EDIT: Tomorrow night I'm getting tanked on white russians.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 12:08:31 PM by T234 »
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elektrikluv

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Some guys absolutely lose it for the geeky, girl-next-door look.

Now, if elektrikluv could only find a girl that Malek has a shot with.

I made sure she lived in Canada! She's from his hometown.


EDIT: Tomorrow night I'm getting tanked on white russians.

Love them. I will be enjoying a few myself this weekend!

T234

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If ever you come to Kentucky Wrath, I will get you fucked up proper.
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Phoenix Dark

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If ever you come to Kentucky Wrath, I will get you fucked up proper.

would that result in me getting hung?
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T234

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No. Not at all. Do not pick fights, Do not discuss politics or religion. 
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Phoenix Dark

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can i check out white women tho?
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T234

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If you check out SOMEBODY ELSE'S woman, you won't make it back to Michigan. Unattached women are fair game.

EDIT: Actually, you could probably check out and talk to (in passing only) somebody else's woman, but trying to pick them up would be fatal. That rule is the same around here no matter what color you are though.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 01:16:42 PM by T234 »
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Phoenix Dark

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sounds good :bow
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T234

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Also the places I hang out are VEEEERRRYYY WHITE and not trusting of outsiders (because of all the drugs), but we could probably arrange some kind of meet-up/party with the rest of Kentuckybore!
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Oh no. His fascination with Veronica Belmont crossed over from mere obsession to a permanent psychological pairing a long time ago. In his mind, she now belongs to him - for life.

She confirmed it by following me on Google Reader.
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And the restraining order, but that was just a declaration of her love - ironically.
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CajoleJuice

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Exactly. She does wear hipster t-shirts all the time, after all.
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T234

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Cajole whiffed on Belmont like I whiffed on ******, I see.

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 :'(
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Philip Cardgage

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I'd finger her but

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Tauntaun

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 :miyamoto
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The ending is great.

http://video.xnxx.com/video334142/busted_blowjob_www_stikcumtheatre_blogspot_com

"You usually phone before you come home mom!"
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She's pretty cute and her mom is pretty cool.

All is well, but dude; does that guy have a fucking dick piercing? Dear lord.
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Raban

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No, that's how all dicks look.  Why, does yours look different?   :(

Don't you see something coming out of his peepee hole!?

It's like, glistening!
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etiolate

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No, that's how all dicks look.  Why, does yours look different?   :(

Don't you see something coming out of his peepee hole!?

It's like, glistening!


Phoenix Dark

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holy shit his dick and balls are pierced
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Raban

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Yours doesn't?   :wtf

Stop making my dick feel self-concious. I'm uncut, but I've seen enough cut dick to know what it looks like regularly, and what it looks like with a big metal thing stickin' out of the pee-pee hole.
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If ever you come to Kentucky Wrath, I will get you fucked up proper.

would that result in me getting hung?

We'd have to arrange it a bit further north than where I'm from.  Apparently there are national stories about how racist Corbin is, and London isn't too much different.  I heard a story once that one of my friends had an out of town visitor that wouldn't go to Corbin because of what they had heard.   :-\

But I'd be up for meeting more folks.  And getting good'n'drunk.
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I made sure she lived in Canada! She's from his hometown.


hmm, cute chick, from Mississauga, likes Mountie uniforms...

PM plz :P
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T234

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If ever you come to Kentucky Wrath, I will get you fucked up proper.

would that result in me getting hung?

We'd have to arrange it a bit further north than where I'm from.  Apparently there are national stories about how racist Corbin is, and London isn't too much different.  I heard a story once that one of my friends had an out of town visitor that wouldn't go to Corbin because of what they had heard.   :-\

But I'd be up for meeting more folks.  And getting good'n'drunk.

Corbin is where the KKK headquarters are at in Kentucky (don't ask how I know that, because I won't tell), and London is about to have a Volksfront (extremely violent neo-nazi organization) chapter there.

Just as an aside, if ever you see a man with a shaved head and black boots with bright red laces (that is not some sort of fetishist), that means he has killed someone because of the color of their skin. Just so you know.


Oh boy, tehjaybo's not kidding:

http://m.npr.org/story/7772527

Apparently Corbin is home to 10 black people, one being a Katrina refugee that stayed against his better judgement.  In 1919 Corbin decided it didn't want any black people and drove the 200 that were there out of town and it's stayed almost like that to this day. :(


All my town ever did was burn down the black high school and black Masonic Lodge (!!!!!!!!!!!!):

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DuBois School (Mt. Sterling, KY)
Start Year : 1921
End Year : 1964
In August of 1964, as African American parents were preparing to boycott the city schools to protest a change in the school integration plans, the DuBois School was burned down. The fire was the result of arson, as was the fire that destroyed the African American Masonic Hall. The DuBois school, probably built in 1921, was an African American school with grades 1-12. The Mt. Sterling police department was put on alert against any attempt to also burn the three schools for whites. The FBI and the Kentucky State Department of Public Safety investigated the fire; the DuBois School fire had been set while the Mt. Sterling Fire Department was answering a call at one of the white schools on the opposite end of town. The Masonic Hall was owned by W. D. Banks, an undertaker who was also a leader and active member of the Mt. Sterling NAACP Branch. Banks had been meeting with the School Board to discuss the change in plans to integrate two grades rather than the original plan to integrate the entire school system. The change had come about after it was learned that more African American students than were expected had registered to attend the school for whites. With the burning of DuBois School, an emergency School Board meeting was held behind closed doors, and the Mt. Sterling schools' classes were suspended until September 8, 1964. Louisville lawyer James A. Crumlin, Sr. was hired by African American parents in preparation for a lawsuit to force the schools to integrate. The Mt. Sterling school system was one of the last to integrate in Kentucky. For more see "All-Negro school in Mt. Sterling, KY, destroyed by fire," North Adams Transcript, 08/31/1964, p. 1; and "School Desegregation" records at the Kentucky Department for Libraries and Archives.
Subjects: Activists, Civil Rights, Education and Educators, NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People), Grade Schools & High Schools in Kentucky
Geographic Region: Mt. Sterling, Montgomery County, Kentucky
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Joe Molotov

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Now this thread is about the KKK and burning down schools.
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Dickie Dee

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Just as an aside, if ever you see a man with a shaved head and black boots with bright red laces (that is not some sort of fetishist), that means he has killed someone because of the color of their skin. Just so you know.

dunno, might be more scared of a skinhead still looking to earn their laces
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T234

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I know a Libyan guy who kills skinheads for fun. He tells me that if you see one guy with laces and tattoos and a few others without laces that usually means they're looking for a minority to kill.
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This thread sure kills boners.

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How is it that most regular topics derail into NSFW discussions, but then the NSFW topic derails into serious discussion about bigots? :lol
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duckman2000

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Just as an aside, if ever you see a man with a shaved head and black boots with bright red laces (that is not some sort of fetishist), that means he has killed someone because of the color of their skin. Just so you know.

Or it is someone who wants you to think that.

Also, in other parts of the world, skins with red laces on their boots are anti-fascist redskins.

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Hey guys, have you heard about that baby that died somewhere in the world. Yeah, heartbreaking stuff. Lets discuss.
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T234

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I know a Libyan guy who kills skinheads for fun. He tells me that if you see one guy with laces and tattoos and a few others without laces that usually means they're looking for a minority to kill.
And this just casually comes up during a conversation.

Yeah, pretty much. The guy was a former child soldier who had been killing people since he was old enough to hold a pistol (about 8 years old). The pictures he had from his childhood ensured that I will never set foot in Libya for any reason whatsoever.

/end of discussion outside of PM about non porn related matters


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http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?pgid=&gid=810130&page=0
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I LOVE CURVY WOMEN IN LATEX
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duckman2000

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T234, and Kentucky for that matter, is like a walking urban legend.

T234

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T234, and Kentucky for that matter, is like a walking urban legend.

Damn right. Whereas your old country has Koenigsegg, the most insane car ompany in the world. And blonde chicks that are all apparently hot.


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http://www.youjizz.com/videos/swedish-jennifer-anderson-anal-160825.html
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Raban

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Ew T234.

I clicked your "curvy in latex" link like :hyper

And then I left with :yuck

Fucking nasty-ass fake titties. Shit makes me want to throw up.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 02:54:10 PM by Raban »
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T234

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I don't care either way, man.

Raban, post what you're jacking off to then.
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 :nsfw
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?pgid=&gid=2001384&page=0
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Might like that too. It's quite a bit different than the other gallery though.
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Raban

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Weak ass photos reban damn. I like the ones you posted the other time way more.

:'(

I'm not trying to "win" or prove something to you T234, I just don't like cartoonishly fake boobs. It's totally cool. Personally, the model's looks matter the least when I'm looking for fetish porn, it's more about what fetish they're in. Most of the House of Gord models aren't stunning, but the situations they get put in do more than enough to send me careening over the edge.
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T234

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I could post much harder stuff, but eh.

And I love boobies of any kind.
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Raban

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I could post some crazy shit too, but again, this is starting to sound like a competition, and I'm against that.
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:nsfw
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?pgid=&gid=2001384&page=0
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Might like that too. It's quite a bit different than the other gallery though.


nice!  

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Here's a vid I like to reuse now and then

http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/?pos=17
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wow, never seen elephant sex before

demi

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He looks cut to me...
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Raban

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Here's a vid I like to reuse now and then

http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/?pos=17

I'm just going to come out and ask this: Is demi really attracted to fat men or what? It all seems like an elaborate troll.
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He looks cut to me...

It sure looks cut. It's so small.

Joe Molotov

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Here's a vid I like to reuse now and then

http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/?pos=17

I'm just going to come out and ask this: Is demi really attracted to fat men or what? It all seems like an elaborate troll.

Demi's penis also looks like an elaborate troll.
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