Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3627037 times)

T234 · « **Reply #300 on:** February 13, 2010, 11:54:48 AM »

Quote from: Raban on February 13, 2010, 04:31:59 AM

aren't they all AKs?

How many Kalashnikovs have you seen in person, much less fired. They are as respected as they are for a reason.

Raban · « **Reply #301 on:** February 13, 2010, 12:00:44 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 13, 2010, 11:41:27 AM

Quote from: Raban on February 12, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
Some Russkies
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/1229569488662.jpg

SUCK IT DOWN.

The URL at the bottom left corner implies that the girls would be Hungarian, not Russian.

I've never even seen that. I'm kind of amazed how many Hungarian women are in pornos I've seen. If I told my mom she'd probably shit a brick (she's Hungarian).

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #302 on:** February 13, 2010, 12:11:19 PM »

http://www.spankwire.com/Cute-Blonde-Nice-Ass/video197172/

rather disappointed with this video. the chick is really pretty but all she does is turn her back to the camera the entire time

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #303 on:** February 13, 2010, 12:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Raban on February 13, 2010, 12:00:44 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 13, 2010, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Raban on February 12, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
Some Russkies
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/1229569488662.jpg

SUCK IT DOWN.

The URL at the bottom left corner implies that the girls would be Hungarian, not Russian.

I've never even seen that. I'm kind of amazed how many Hungarian women are in pornos I've seen. If I told my mom she'd probably shit a brick (she's Hungarian).

There are a lot of Czech and Hungarian girls in porn that have Russian sounding porn names. I'm guessing they think that most people just assume any slavic looking women are assumed to be Russian and just run with it.

Raban · « **Reply #304 on:** February 13, 2010, 12:36:17 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 13, 2010, 12:31:24 PM

Quote from: Raban on February 13, 2010, 12:00:44 PM
Quote from: T EXP on February 13, 2010, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Raban on February 12, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
Some Russkies
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/1229569488662.jpg

SUCK IT DOWN.

The URL at the bottom left corner implies that the girls would be Hungarian, not Russian.

I've never even seen that. I'm kind of amazed how many Hungarian women are in pornos I've seen. If I told my mom she'd probably shit a brick (she's Hungarian).

There are a lot of Czech and Hungarian girls in porn that have Russian sounding porn names. I'm guessing they think that most people just assume any slavic looking women are assumed to be Russian and just run with it.

Yeah, I dunno, I can usually tell the difference just by looking.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #305 on:** February 13, 2010, 12:45:44 PM »

they just look white and skinny to me

bud · « **Reply #306 on:** February 14, 2010, 06:28:15 PM »

a lot of eastern european pornstars seem to debut in those pierre woodman (

) casting videos

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #307 on:** February 15, 2010, 03:53:34 AM »

Quote from: bud on February 14, 2010, 06:28:15 PM

a lot of eastern european pornstars seem to debut in those pierre woodman ( ) casting videos

ANNETTE KEYS

Shame she pretty much only does lesbo stuff now tho.

Came across a video of a very young (and blonde!) Belladonna in what is supposedly her first anal scene:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=673836731

Warning tho, dude starts lightly slapping her face around the 12 minute mark or so if you're not into that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #308 on:** February 15, 2010, 09:02:12 AM »

But obviously you are

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #309 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:21:15 AM »

Reb · « **Reply #310 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:27:08 AM »

boob

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #311 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:27:38 AM »

We have a topic for this stuff, dummy. Next time: ban stick!

Mupepe · « **Reply #312 on:** February 16, 2010, 03:25:38 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f398/phatman0/2466.gif

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #313 on:** February 16, 2010, 03:28:59 PM »

EB porn thread

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #314 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 16, 2010, 03:25:38 PM

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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f398/phatman0/2466.gif
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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #315 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:09:12 AM »

Man, I had watched this Japanese porn where this dude has a magical watch to stop time. He stops time as these Japanese women play some tennis (2 on 2) and fondles all of them and slowly sets the em up in compromising positions like fleshy lawn garden objects.

But I've found the only worthwhile porn is the Italian ones where you have this 70 year old dude sweating as two of the hottest pieces of shapely asses go to town on each other in the extreme side of the frame. Then it quickly cuts to a Priest banging a Nun in the confessional

Robo · « **Reply #316 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:21:47 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 16, 2010, 03:25:38 PM

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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f398/phatman0/2466.gif
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smd

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #317 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:20:44 AM »

I once played Halo 2 against a guy named Peter North, and he had somehow managed to make his Spartan Insignia into the silhouette of a dude with a massive erection. It was fucking hilarious. I'll bet anything Microsoft made him change his name at some point.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #318 on:** February 17, 2010, 05:20:00 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #319 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:12:15 PM »

I'd fuck the shit out of her... sometimes.

etiolate · « **Reply #320 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:18:02 PM »

How do you wake Lady Gaga?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

poker face

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #321 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:19:15 PM »

Looks like that's the end of the "Lady Gaga has a penis" rumor.

Mupepe · « **Reply #322 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 17, 2010, 06:15:33 PM

Its like your my brother man.

*daps*

Quote from: etiolate on February 17, 2010, 06:18:02 PM

How do you wake Lady Gaga?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
poker face
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Powerslave · « **Reply #323 on:** February 17, 2010, 07:29:13 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #324 on:** February 17, 2010, 07:49:25 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 17, 2010, 06:19:15 PM

Looks like that's the end of the "Lady Gaga has a big penis" rumor.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #325 on:** February 17, 2010, 11:57:27 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #326 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:00:09 AM »

not safe for your stomach

Raban · « **Reply #327 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:00:53 AM »

This thread is starting to get filled with overrated bullshit.

I used to find both Hendricks and GaGa attractive, but I've seen so much of them I'm sick of it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #328 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:01:02 AM »

You're back!

Mandark · « **Reply #329 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:02:27 AM »

Raban demands his money back.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #330 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:03:45 AM »

she looks like an overweight granny

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #331 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:05:41 AM »

Evilbore: unable to appreciate quality yet again!

etiolate · « **Reply #332 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:41:00 AM »

i'm already jealous of whatever babies she has

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #333 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:55:22 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 18, 2010, 12:03:45 AM

she looks like an overweight granny

Rather pale but god damn she's still fine.

Why don't you make a thread championing pre-pubescent looking women and get gone.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #334 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:32:50 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 18, 2010, 12:03:45 AM

she looks like an overweight granny

I will straight up fucking murder you. Go back to jerking off to jailbait on 4chan, this is a thread for non pedos thank you very much.

edit: pd knows what's up. *daps*

elektrikluv · « **Reply #335 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:57:47 AM »

Christina Hendricks is hotter than any woman fistful will ever come within 10 feet of contact with.

Not that it means anything considering the criteria for that is "vagina."

I love her

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #336 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:39:02 AM »

i'm not trying to say she hasn't looked ok in the past.(she's not really that good looking the begin with) but g'damn. that image is so awful. makes her look like she has a beer gut.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #337 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:40:08 AM »

it could be just bad lighting but I still don't get what you're talking about.

etiolate · « **Reply #338 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:51:41 AM »

if hendricks is too 'weighty' for you then you're in the wrong country bro

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #339 on:** February 18, 2010, 07:17:11 AM »

It's not the best picture of her but whatever.

I think she's gorgeous but GAF effectively killed her for me. I had to start Adblocking her pictures because too many people on GAF would post them at the slightest provocation. I found it to be very obnoxious.

I do the same for the Alison Brie avatars as well.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #340 on:** February 18, 2010, 07:46:07 AM »

big boobs+girl next door look and the internet will worship you.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #341 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:00:31 AM »

I would eat Alison Brie's poo

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #342 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:02:22 AM »

Can't believe Christina Hendricks is marrying the shrooms guy from Super Troopers.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #343 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:18:55 AM »

I can imagine him kissing his wife's chest: "The snozberries, they taste like snozberries!@!"

Lucky guy, and good for her for not being a shallow cunt.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I should sleep earlier prolly.

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elektrikluv · « **Reply #344 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:19:33 AM »

Yep that's him

elektrikluv · « **Reply #345 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:39:37 AM »

Not your left testicle?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #346 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:42:40 AM »

I didn't know who Alison Brie was for a long time, despite the constant GAF avatars. She's pretty, but I don't get the obsession.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #347 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:01:21 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 18, 2010, 11:39:37 AM

Not your left testicle?

Why would you give that up? No dame is worth that!

The most I'd give up for a chick is red meat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #348 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:49:20 PM »

Pfft. Looking at that list, I'd ask half of them what would they give up for me?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #349 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:10:32 PM »

Please, half those chicks would sleep with beluga whales to get a supporting role.

demi · « **Reply #350 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:12:19 PM »

Lucky chicks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #351 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:15:46 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 18, 2010, 02:12:19 PM

Lucky chicks

Exactly

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #352 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:12:34 PM »

[youtube=560,345]fVdudXoSOqI[/youtube]

So much boner right now. SO MUCH BONER.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #353 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:46:31 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2010, 04:12:34 PM

[youtube=560,345]fVdudXoSOqI[/youtube]

So much boner right now. SO MUCH BONER.

..... I think I'll pass...

etiolate · « **Reply #354 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:50:19 PM »

bt, would you drink straight from the wife's tap?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #355 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:59:29 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 18, 2010, 04:50:19 PM

bt, would you drink straight from the wife's tap?

I've never done it but its one of those things that I would totally do. I can see why people think its gross though.

Bildi · « **Reply #356 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:30:14 PM »

I'd drink anything that came out of those knockers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #357 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:13:13 PM »

she's great

[youtube=560,345]fGutnBF1KAY[/youtube]

Bildi · « **Reply #358 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:29:19 PM »

Oh what I'd give to bump her head against the top bunk.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #359 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:52:34 PM »

She has to resort to speed dating? Really? Must be off her loop in a normal relationship.

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Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3627037 times)