The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[etiolate]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4600/nafanko-livejournal-com.6a/0_4a235_d24e2047_orig.jpg

I can't get over the fact that her hips are parallel to her belly button. She looks like a boa digesting a mouse.

[Corporal]

These are the builds I love. Skinny chicks turn me off completely unless they have something else going for them (really nice hair for instance).

hell yeah.  I want a girl with some meat on her.  For example, I hate seeing ribs.  And I hate seeing her abs defined.  blech.  toned, not defined dammit.  muscular chicks are as bad as fat chicks.

Brothers! Fellow gentlemen of refined taste!

Confession time. I cannot stand the sight of the hip bones jutting out like some sharp edge. Turn-off just like "only wearing sport socks". Don't know why. That's just the way I roll, I guess.

Womenfolks have to be soft, dammit. If I can't grope and fondle without fear of lacerations then I'm not interested.

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Lie. I'd still hit it of course, not like I'm fending off chicks everywhere I waddle.  </desperation>

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[Mupepe]

http://www.britsincancun.com/images/Cancun.JPG

[Phoenix Dark]

[Mupepe]

Goddammit Angie.  Why the fuck do you have to be so perfect?

[TakingBackSunday]

 

somebody actually worked on this in an editing program

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb44/SufjanSays/1301454785280.jpg

[Phoenix Dark]

fuck you

[etiolate]

All I can hear is babies crying.

[BlueTsunami]

I clicked out of that faster than synbios converts plankton to stored energy

[Raban]

Looks like heaven

[TakingBackSunday]

I clicked out of that faster than synbios converts plankton to stored energy

oh my god 

[TakingBackSunday]

god the vagina is the ugliest fucking thing next to the asshole.  AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE ASSHOLE FUUUUUUUUU

[Raban]

Would expect no less from a

[etiolate]

no wonder you don't get laid

[TakingBackSunday]

oh come on, guys.  Look at it.  Shit's fucking hideous.  The feeling inside is omg wonderful, but come on now.  Look's like a melted chicken face.

[etiolate]

It's not attached to anything in that photo. I love looking at Audrey Hepburn's face, but if you slice it off her head it's not so appealing anymore.

[TakingBackSunday]

that statement doesn't make any sense to me.  you put a vagina in a groin area, it's still a vagina.  doesn't make the surrounding areas less pretty.  come on, sexual organs on both sexes are hideous, yet we get all hot and bothered because thats how we're designed.  I find a woman's shape and face much more appealing than this ganglion, flappy beef curtain slit.

[Phoenix Dark]

No homo one hundred trillion, but you can't tell me that a pic of big circumsized dicks in similar fashion wouldn't be FAR more appealing than a god damn wall of wet wounds

[BlueTsunami]

The thing with dicks is since they protrude its all like, what, I'm get slapped by them? But in that Wall of Vagina picture your imagination flicks on and you imagine a fleshy vagina spider crawling up from the depths... maybe even peering over the vagina wall... waiting... and beckoning you into its lair where amazing happens...

[etiolate]

mad mad homo

need to stop looking at fucked up porno vag and find some real lady taint

[Joe Molotov]

I didn't know H.R. Giger had move into photography.

[Brehvolution]

 

Vaginas are beautiful.

[pilonv1]

this page peaked with the first post and went downhill faster than any thread in history

[Raban]

this page peaked with the first post and went downhill faster than any thread in history

Well, it's true!

[Mupepe]

i find that pic pretty hot.  I stared at it for a good minute or so.

[Corporal]

"Too much of a good thing", phrase. See Wall of Vaginas.

Can we go back to PG-13 porn please?

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Don't you fucking dare.

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[MyNameIsMethodis]

that is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen and i used to frequent rotten.org



vagina is disgusting

[Joe Molotov]

Most pimping album cover since Big Bear -  Doin' Thangs.

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[Raban]

I like those women

[Powerslave]

cheeseburger pussies are the best pussies

[Raban]

like this?

http://i52.tinypic.com/dhbxgh.jpg

[Brehvolution]

[TakingBackSunday]

[Diunx]

Anyone have some Ginger actresses recommendation?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26810754&postcount=1176


seems apt for this page

[BlueTsunami]

Fuck, I never Google disgusting things. FUCK. Its like her pussy has an inner lining of bubble wrap. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Diunx]

How often do you guys masturbate twice with less than an hour between sessions?

[lennedsay]

Fuck, I never Google disgusting things. FUCK. Its like her pussy has an inner lining of bubble wrap. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Didn't click on it at first, but I just had to see the bubble wrap... 

[Raban]

Oh man! It looks she has scales in there!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

http://i.imgur.com/pkPxF.jpg


i found that by randomly going to imgur and it was on the front page

[Diunx]

That's fucking hot.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i would drink her bath water

[Corporal]

That looks like what I'd imagine reverse tentacle sex to look like.

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I will never look at those fleshlight thingies with nubs inside the same way again.

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[bud]

the vaginas in that brandnew pic all have, like, beef curtains--they're pink, but they have these dark flaps, which are absolutely hideous.

this girl has a really pretty vagina: http://www.pornrabbit.com/41052/stacked_milf_gets_fucked_and_facialized.html

The thing with dicks is since they protrude its all like, what, I'm get slapped by them? But in that Wall of Vagina picture your imagination flicks on and you imagine a fleshy vagina spider crawling up from the depths... maybe even peering over the vagina wall... waiting... and beckoning you into its lair where amazing happens...

i'm totally seeing it

[Stoney Mason]

lol. I just realized I posted this in the wrong thread.

[Joe Molotov]

Wrong thread? I kept waiting for the dog to start humping her.

[Madrun Badrun]

 someone get this to whiteman

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http://i.imgur.com/ABnBg.gif

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[Raban]

someone get this to whiteman

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http://i.imgur.com/ABnBg.gif

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Holy shit

[Powerslave]

goddamn raban what the fuck is up with your gay ass avatar? This is the type of shit most of us people hate and end up making 'worst avatars' threads for. What in the fuck makes you decide to use such a shitty picture

[Raban]

I dunno, I think Squirrel Girl is a pretty hilarious superhero. I don't really pay attention to it.  What would be better?

EDIT: How's this?

[Powerslave]

anything that doesn't look obnoxious like the previous one was works.

[Phoenix Dark]

the full scene that gif is from:
http://xhamster.com/movies/66282/faye_valentine_lesbian_scene.html
around 21min mark 

I wonder what the chick thought when she saw that shit. I skipped around and didn't see her going down on her; there's a scene where it looks like she is, but her hair blocks view so I think it was a fake gesture. Holy shit

she seems hesitant to even kiss her.

[BlueTsunami]

They be spider eggs. I knew vagina spiders were real.

[Phoenix Dark]

When I have sex I'm gonna dig deep in there with my fingers first, just to make sure it doesn't look like that.

[Corporal]

That's called foreplay, PD. You been going in dry or what? 

This picture is ancient, but dogs are awesome so whatever.
http://i.imgur.com/qygCQ.gif
...where does it come from, anyway? Did they just kick the dog out and continue, or did it completely kill the mood?

Idle speculation, I know. But better than talking about Xenos vagina.

[etiolate]

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http://sg.nsfworld.com/photo/1280/4271318973/1/tumblr_liy59dSn9I1qdnfig

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paging malek?

[TakingBackSunday]

that beatles clock is the sexiest thing in that picture

[etiolate]

for you

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http://sg.nsfworld.com/photo/1280/4278497069/1/tumblr_liy58w0UDE1qdnfig

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[MyNameIsMethodis]

thats disgusting the beatles wouldn ever stand for that stuff nor would they ever have a fan that looks like that

[Raban]

thats disgusting the beatles wouldn ever stand for that stuff nor would they ever have a fan that looks like that