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Mupepe

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I saw that picture and was thinking FUCK YEAH! Saw the :yuck and lost faith in humanity
I know that feel bro

Positive Touch

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bud i will punch you in the fucking eye
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bud

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i love ass as much as you guys, but it's just that it's too big for her frame.

look at her legs. she looks like a child almost. i just can't bring myself to ever masturbate to her.

i prefer something like this:



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bud

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i'm sorry if i have disappointed you. i truly am.

please forgive me.
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Mupepe

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I'm going to pretend that you didn't post any of that.  You only posted the picture of Kim K's ass.  Nothing more. 

CajoleJuice

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smooth groove says elektrikluv was fat, now bud says kim kardashian's ass is too big

WHITE PEOPLE SMH
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what does that make you  ???
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CajoleJuice

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i'm black, like you
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MyNameIsMethodis

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The Mets have non white fans  ???
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bud

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too big FOR HER FRAME
jesus

coco, for example, has a bigger ass and it looks way better than kardashian's


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CajoleJuice

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it's ok, i still love you, bud
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bud

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i have masturbated to bbws so that makes me the blackest dude itt
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Phoenix Dark

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I think I just lost all the respect I had gained for Bud over the last 6 years
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Mupepe

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Big ass on a small framed girl.  Sounds like my fucking dream. 

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bud is right kim kardiashion's body is stupid looking and nasty.
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Positive Touch

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BUD SHUT UP

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Positive Touch

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BIG ASSES I LOVE EM
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i love fatties. i dun get to fuck em much but I sure do love em
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bud

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i love big asses too dammit! :'(

fuck, i even posted a video of that brazilian girl darlene a few months back. not that she's pretty but her ass is so much bigger than kardashian's. all i'm saying is, HER CHICKEN LEGS RUIN IT.

gianna > kardashian


please understand


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gianna > kardashian


please understand

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(Image removed from quote.)

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"Bumping a sticky" also happens to be what I do when I see that pic.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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gianna > kardashian


please understand

Oh, get the fuck out of here with that shit.
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Phoenix Dark

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I'm the biggest Gianna fan here but no. Kim>Gianna any day of the week.
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Human Snorenado

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Are we talking just "looking hot" purposes here?  Sure, Kim is hotter than Gianna.  I would MUCH rather fuck Gianna though.  I mean, I've seen both of them fuck on tape before and uh yeah.
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Gianna > Kim in everything. lunch, sex, marriage, whatevs!

bud

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of course kim has a prettier face

i'm comparing bodies here
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Mupepe

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who's this Gianna chick?  Pics?


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Gospel

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Gianna > Kim in everything. lunch, sex, marriage, whatevs!
gianna would punch you in the face if you slap her ass by accident. forget that.

brob

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please stop. you're gettin me all hot n bothered

Phoenix Dark

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Gianna would probably make me explode too fast. I'd rather have slower sex with Kim, and watch myself in the mirror
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Mupepe

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Seriously who the hell is Gianna?

Phoenix Dark

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Gianna Michaels, ie one of the greatest porn stars of all time
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Gospel

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please stop. you're gettin me all hot n bothered
A chick beating me up is so far from a turn on. i mean, beating my meat is cool but not the rest of me, no way.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 01:29:14 PM by Gospel »

Bloodwake

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Seriously who the hell is Gianna?

Where the fuck have you been? Seriously, just go to pornmd.com and type in gianna michaels. Also, make sure you are somewhere you can masturbate furiously.
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« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 01:30:14 PM by Gospel »

Mupepe

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Oh.  I don't really watch professional porn and don't keep up with porn stars.  Looks like I'll have to do some screening when I get home.  For research purposes of course

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I've jerked off to plenty of fat people, male or female. Sometimes both. Aint nobody better to do it with.
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Human Snorenado

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HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Phoenix Dark

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hnnnngggg

Every time I see her I'm reminded of that distinguished mentally-challenged story about some model agency dude saying she couldn't model for Wal Mart or some shit, and I get pissed. Rage induced boner time
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Joe Molotov

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homina homina homina
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Madrun Badrun

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shape butt

edit: goddamn it.  *sharp  :'(
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 02:35:50 PM by TheInfelicitousDandy »

Joe Molotov

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Would not hit it, just look at that sharp butt, way below my standards, etc.
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demi

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Agree. Would jerk off to her getting railed by a big dude.
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Joe Molotov

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Demi, how much would you pay for this sex tape?

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demi

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A lot
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Positive Touch

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 :lol why hasnt he cut his hair yet
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demi

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He doesnt need to
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i cant be bothered reading that does anything interesting happen

brob

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reading reddit is so hard. wonder if there is anything good hidden behind all that nonsense.

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green man wishes to fuck his sister thats hwy he linked it
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Phoenix Dark

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gtfo leper filth
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Unzip

Phoenix Dark

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I only lasted 2 minutes. That literally ruined my mood, dude  :-\
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Shaka Khan

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I'm torn between congratulating him for doing whatever he fucking wants without succumbing AND being sick of exploiting his disability for pennies.

Reading all the inspirational words of encouragement from his fellow fappers... It's just not right.
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bud

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http://xhamster.com/movies/1144906/interracial_latina.html

she looks a lot like this girl i knew in high school whom i'd think of when jerking off.
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http://xhamster.com/movies/1144906/interracial_latina.html

she looks a lot like this girl i knew in high school whom i'd think of when jerking off.

An extended closeup of the pimples on her ass ... as an opening shot?  Baffling.
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