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Madrun Badrun

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http://i.imgur.com/hy5ys.jpg

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seriously wtf?
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Phoenix Dark

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I'm super bummed she specifically said she turned down free braces despite having rabbit teeth (ie teeth crowding). What's the point in spending more money on your boobs than your mouth? Makes me wonder how many fillings she has, and if they're metal/amalgam

Can you get braces if you have fillings?

Of course; fillings don't have any impact on braces since they're usually inside a tooth, or to the side. You can even get braces with a crown or bridge

It sounds like people offer her a lot of free stuff, and give her money (like for a $600 place ticket). And yet I'm still in love  :'(

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Phoenix Dark

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I think I'd at least give her cab money
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fistfulofmetal

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real talk. that chick does look a lot like someone i knew in high school. especially with her hair braided.
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demi

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http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildtube

I had no idea this was a place. My new fav reddit.
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Joe Molotov

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Shaka Khan

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For Demi's eyes only: http://www.manboobs.co.uk/
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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For Demi's eyes only: http://www.manboobs.co.uk/

LOL at Chris Chan being on that site
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I'm going to settle into this thread as if it was a big sexy armchair.

http://www.literotica.com/s/a-field-guide-to-scars

I had trouble fapping to this.
Pffft, I'd hit the vinegar strokes by the second paragraph.

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For Demi's eyes only: http://www.manboobs.co.uk/

These are people with Gynecomastia... not really a turn on for me.
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Not really NSFW but this is probably the best thread to post this: http://i.imgur.com/sHHij.jpg
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We need a "NSFA" emoticon
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demi

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> implying your future wives wont look like that when you're older.

Grow up, and hit it like you were 20 again
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Phoenix Dark

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Dickie Dee

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> implying your future wives wont look like that when you're older.

Grow up, and hit it like you were 20 again

unfortunate real talk  :-\
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holy shit. atra are you permad?
No, I'm not perma'd. I just requested a 3 month ban so that I could focus on summer school and work. When I'm on GAF I procrastinate for hours on end. Which is bad because I end up burning the midnight oil while trying to get work done that I should've gotten done hours before.

I'll be back by the end of August.

unfortunate real talk  :-\
Thank goodness I'm not getting married.

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ladies and gentlemen, i now present to you the single greatest video ever uploaded to the internet:

http://xhamster.com/movies/1163331/sexy_creamy_squirt.html
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ladies and gentlemen, i now present to you the single greatest video ever uploaded to the internet:

http://xhamster.com/movies/1163331/sexy_creamy_squirt.html



MIEN GOTT! It looked like a vanilla milkshake was launched out of her spasm chasm.

Phoenix Dark

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The Sceneman

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this brony shit has gone too far

http://i.imgur.com/U5wbA.jpg
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It took me a long time to realize she had a dick. I then began to question why her dick was black. I think I confused it for a shadow at first glance.

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It took me a long time to realize she had a dick. I then began to question why her dick was black. I think I confused it for a shadow at first glance.

Same, at first I was like, "Ok, moderately disturbing but still probably WOULD."

Then I saw the horse cock...

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And I was all "TOTALLY WOULD!"  :hump :hump :hump
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Phoenix Dark

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I feel like this thread constantly takes two steps forward, then ten steps back
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The Sceneman

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I feel like this thread constantly takes two steps forward, then ten steps back

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tehjaybo

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There's a difference between people that enjoy My Little Pony and people that jerk off to fan-made Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy fic.
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Human Snorenado

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There's a difference between people that enjoy My Little Pony and people that jerk off to fan-made Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy fic.

Yeah, the people that don't enjoy it on a sexual level and are grown men are somehow creepier
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There's a difference between people that enjoy My Little Pony and people that jerk off to fan-made Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy fic.

Yeah, the people that don't enjoy it on a sexual level and are grown men are somehow creepier

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Phoenix Dark

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Meh my cousins love it, and it's the least offensive cartoon they make me watch. I enjoy the show
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tehjaybo

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Not gonna argue the merits here, just want to say that it is a legitimately good cartoon with good production value and some pretty good stories.  S'all.
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Phoenix Dark

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I think people would be better off if they simply admitted they like the show, instead of coming up with ridiculous excuses like "well it teaches valuable lessons." You're a grown ass man, if a children's cartoon is teaching you valuable lessons you already lost.

tehjaybo is right: It's a fun kid's show with nice animation. No need to justify it on philosophical grounds.
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I think people would be better off if they simply admitted they like the show, instead of coming up with ridiculous excuses like "well it teaches valuable lessons." You're a grown ass man, if a children's cartoon is teaching you valuable lessons you already lost.

tehjaybo is right: It's a fun kid's show with nice animation. No need to justify it on philosophical grounds.

Werd.
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Human Snorenado

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WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES IN THIS THREAD

WATCH A CARTOON WITH TITTIES AND PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF N SHIT LIKE A REAL MAN
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brawndolicious

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WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES IN THIS THREAD

WATCH A CARTOON WITH TITTIES AND PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF N SHIT LIKE A REAL MAN

I think dragon ball is the only show from my youth that had gratuitous cleavage.

Human Snorenado

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WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES IN THIS THREAD

WATCH A CARTOON WITH TITTIES AND PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF N SHIT LIKE A REAL MAN

I think dragon ball is the only show from my youth that had gratuitous cleavage.

I feel really bad for all of you.  Not bad enough to NOT put you all in a catapult and fling you into the Sun when I start running things, but bad anyway.
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what in the living fuck is going on here, jesus christ
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Joe Molotov

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agreed, nuke this thread, you guys can't go one pages without turning this thread into a shitshow
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WTF

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bud

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will you cunts stop talking about cartoons already?

let's get this thread back on track:

http://i.minus.com/iKxuXXraNQMHF.gif
http://i.minus.com/ibcj2bLZPhB8OT.gif
http://i.minus.com/iboiIZ7VaN9RWC.gif
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 11:20:10 AM by bud »
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Are they supposed to be animated?
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bud

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goddammit, i'm a failure. delete my account.

edit: i reupped them.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 11:20:24 AM by bud »
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Positive Touch

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BUD YOU ARE A FUCKING DIRTBAG
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bud

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i don't understand. it's beautiful.
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 :lol :lol :lol

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#teambud

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More traditional nude:
http://i.imgur.com/4zsIN.jpg

Acrobatic nudes with which Mups may have previously indulged us:
http://i.imgur.com/w6jiU.jpg

And a full page of hairless pussy, in latex:
http://randompics.livejournal.com/2317341.html#cutid1

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« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 02:44:03 AM by chronovore »

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The next Narnia movie seems to be trying to target the "dad" demographic:
http://i.imgur.com/6lq3c.jpg

Keeping with the wildlife theme:
http://i.imgur.com/Ur2Ox.jpg

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Nice beaver.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrofvw_louis-theroux-twilight-of-the-porn-stars_lifestyle

Louis Theroux: Twilight of the Porn Stars

I thought it was pretty good but because it has some :nsfw content, this is probably the best thread to put this in.
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make sure u watch the original one he did back in the 90s and also the one on swingers. real good
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Topical!
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