i almost forgot this story
when i went to the cincinnati tennis tournament in the early 2000s i stayed in the same hotel as andre agassi and lleyton hewit, agassi always just zipped to and from his room but lleyton hung around a lot more, i was in line with him for the breakfast buffet a couple mornings
anyways to the gist of the story, back then i didnt really follow tennis, since i had more than enough of it in my life from just playing it, so i didnt really know all the players, and when me and my family first got to the hotel we sat in an empty restaurant/bar thats in the middle of the hotel and didnt have any walls and was open to everything else, me and my sister are sitting there eating chex mix from the bar and this guy who i later found out was lleyton walks in with some other guy and have to circle the entire bar to get to the elevators, the entire time he was doing this he was staring at my sister, now im known to be notoriously overprotective of my family in general, so i yell out "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN AT", him and the guy he was walking with laugh and he yells back "NO WORRIES"
my sister eventually worked up the nerve to say hi when he and his entourage were having coffee in the lobby, when she extended her hand the guys next to him went all secret service and he ducked down a little bit, i think they thought she was going to shoot him or something
edit: its also worth mentioning that at the same tournament when my sister leaned over the railing to get andy roddick's autograph after one of his matches he looked at her, winked, and signed right on his crotch, it was the cover of a magazine he was on and he was mid shot and you could kind of see his junk
