Author Topic: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines  (Read 9183 times)

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brawndolicious

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #120 on: February 16, 2010, 04:13:00 PM »
I bet he smells too.  Most people that big usually start smelling throughout the day.  All that ass and thigh friction.  I bet it would be unbearable sitting next to him in a recycled air sardine can for a few hours.
apparently mold accumulates in the fat folds in obese peoples.  food for thought (I made a pun lawl).

demi

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #121 on: February 16, 2010, 04:56:51 PM »
^ Moron
fat

brawndolicious

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #122 on: February 16, 2010, 11:36:13 PM »
^ Moron
yea yeah go stick your weenie in some mold folds.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #123 on: February 17, 2010, 12:05:30 AM »
southwest's big mistake is failing to buy him off with a box of little debbie's
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etiolate

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #124 on: February 17, 2010, 02:55:36 AM »
unfortunately, all they had were peanuts. . . and well, they didn't need him to do any tricks

Diunx

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #125 on: February 17, 2010, 12:16:26 PM »
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Maybe us thin guys who don't take up the whole seat on a plane should ask for a discount! It ought'a work both ways!

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drew

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Re: LOL Kevin Smith too fat to fly, gets kicked off Southwest Airlines
« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2010, 01:43:29 AM »
apparently mold accumulates in the fat folds in obese peoples.  food for thought (I made a pun lawl).

^ Moron

one of my friends moms is an rn, ive heard some disgusting stories about morbidly obese patients who come in and they find all kinds of crazy shit in there