Author Topic: GOOD JON CANADA (Read 10215 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 21, 2010, 10:18:21 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:19:29 PM »

"OWN THE PODIUM"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:23:08 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:24:14 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:24:39 PM »

Canada, 45 shots and 2 goals. More impotent than the Log thread.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:25:27 PM »

Where are Malek and Boogie? I want to taste their tears!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:26:39 PM »

Boogie's probably riding his horse into battle against the terrorist hoards right now, barely able to fight back the bitter tears.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:39:41 PM »

where was all this tough talk BEFORE the game eh

eh

EH

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:42:11 PM »

I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:42:58 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 10:42:11 PM

I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.

That's okay, you're an American. You only have to care about hockey when we're winning.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:43:35 PM »

This is like own Canada day. First milk in a bag, now this and now Nickelback.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:46:07 PM »

:'(

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 10:42:11 PM

I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.

Enjoy the color from Olbermann and Maddow?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:50:54 PM »

Canada is a frozen compost dump and I can't wait to return to civilization in a couple months.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:51:45 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 21, 2010, 10:50:54 PM

Canada is a frozen compost dump and I can't wait to return to civilization in a couple months.

But I thought you were from America?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:53:55 PM »

NYC ho.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:04:19 PM »

lol Canada lol

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:06:19 PM »

Ovechkin is gonna do this to Crosby.

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If Canada even makes it that far.

muckhole · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:57:23 PM »

WE WILL STILL BEAT YOU IN TOBOGGANING

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:57:31 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 22, 2010, 03:31:27 AM

Isnt this the only sport Canada is supposed to be good at?

Well, there's curling... oh, you said sport. Yes.

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:00:39 AM »

The Canadian team lost at some Winter Olympics game.

HILARIOUS.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:13:18 AM »

Why did you have to be a powerslave? You're a god, why can't you live on?

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2010, 12:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 22, 2010, 09:13:18 AM

Why did you have to be a powerslave? You're a god, why can't you live on?

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2010, 02:30:06 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 21, 2010, 10:53:55 PM

NYC ho.

Oh man, me too. We should get together.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2010, 02:38:17 PM »

My F*cking Grandpa is gonna get some luv. That's L-U-V luv, gangsta ghetto luv. Word 2 yo muva!

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Boogie · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:47:37 PM »

I hate you all.

Boogie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:48:29 PM »

Also: Fuck Ryan Miller. Fuck him up his stupid ass.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:50:53 PM »

your tears they taste so good

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:53:06 PM »

I've actually been watching all the Olympic hockey games, we had a big party at our place yesterday specifically for the US vs. Canada match.

Quote from: Boogie on February 22, 2010, 03:48:29 PM

Also: Fuck Ryan Miller. Fuck him up his stupid ass.

u mad

Ganhyun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:57:03 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** February 22, 2010, 04:03:51 PM »

Yeah, except we didn't need help to win.

Boogie · « **Reply #30 on:** February 22, 2010, 04:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Borys on February 22, 2010, 03:59:17 PM

USA vs Canada in hockey is like Poland vs Germany in WW2?

No, Slovakia vs. Bulgaria in women's hockey is like Germany vs. Poland in WW2.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** February 22, 2010, 04:53:13 PM »

USA : Canada :: Poland : Germany

Poland needed Allies to overcome Nazi occupation, we beat Canada all by ourselves. What's there to get

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** February 22, 2010, 04:56:02 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 22, 2010, 04:08:08 PM

Quote from: Borys on February 22, 2010, 03:59:17 PM
USA vs Canada in hockey is like Poland vs Germany in WW2?

No, Slovakia vs. Bulgaria in women's hockey is like Germany vs. Poland in WW2.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** February 22, 2010, 05:19:45 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 22, 2010, 04:56:44 PM

Did you even learn history in school willco?

I guess I must have missed the class where Poland was not invaded and occupied by Nazi Germany?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2010, 05:43:44 PM »

Damn, I guess I must have missed the class where Poland was only partially invaded and occupied by the Soviet Union (after Germany invaded). Or the class where they explained that by the time Stalin liberated the country from Nazi occupation, the Soviet Union was officially one of the Allies.

Damn, I missed a lot of classes.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2010, 05:58:10 PM »

This all started from a distinguished mentally-challenged Borys analogy. Jesus Christ.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2010, 06:07:26 PM »

That, and because he knows I'm right

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2010, 06:47:03 PM »

Apparently Poland is really good at getting invaded and occupied.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2010, 06:54:21 PM »

Every thread recently seems to end up in Polish annihilation. It just seems to be their racial fate.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** February 22, 2010, 11:44:11 PM »

Take your hockey victory, America, because it looks like we got ICE DANCING GOLD!

PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** February 22, 2010, 11:57:41 PM »

Tessa Virtue

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:06:12 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 22, 2010, 11:44:11 PM

PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

That doesn't make any sense. The Super Bowl was watched by almost a third of America.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:14:45 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 12:06:12 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 22, 2010, 11:44:11 PM
PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

That doesn't make any sense. The Super Bowl was watched by almost a third of America.

13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:19:31 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 22, 2010, 11:44:11 PM

PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

BUT 300 million Americans don't care about that, which is significantly higher than the proportion of Canadians that do care about it. Therefore, Canada sucks and so does hockey.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:23:37 AM »

That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a really exciting tournament.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:23:37 AM

That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a real exciting tournament.

^^ I was pretty fucking impressed, and I haven't watched hockey in years.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:44:05 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:23:37 AM

That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a really exciting tournament.

Sounds pretty boring if you ask me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:50:23 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 22, 2010, 11:57:41 PM

Tessa Virtue

She's pretty hot, if a little flat. Maybe she can use some of her inevitable sponsorship and endorsement monies for a tasteful cup increase.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:50:35 AM »

The US / Canadada game was definitely so good. Can't wait till the Russians get into the mix.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:57:53 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 12:50:35 AM

The US / Canadada game was definitely so good. Can't wait till the Russians get into the mix.

You don't want to face Ovechkin.
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chronovore · « **Reply #50 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 06:54:21 PM

Every thread recently seems to end up in Polish annihilation. It just seems to be their racial fate.

That was so harsh, I nearly fell out of my chair.

Also: LOL WAT? Canada lost to the Americans in their chosen sport? Is the apocalypse nigh?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:35:53 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:14:45 AM

13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

I was unaware your population was so low. No wonder you can afford health care!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:42:21 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 01:35:53 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:14:45 AM
13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

I was unaware your population was so low. No wonder you can afford health care!

That doesn't make sense.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 23, 2010, 01:45:59 AM

Damn Ovechkin is a monster. His puck control is insane. It's like watching Kobe Bryant dribble.

And he moves as gracefully as a Na'vi!

Mandark · « **Reply #54 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:52:06 AM »

Keep your clingy, bandwagoning ass away from Ovechkin, Green Shinobi.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:53:50 AM »

The sound of his slapshots reminds me of a Muse drum solo!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #56 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:54:48 AM »

His total goal count is as epic as the Titanic!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #57 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:55:52 AM »

I think the Titanic comparison is more appropriate for the Canadian hockey team

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:56:47 AM »

Ovechkin's hockey IQ is comparable to Green Shinobi's IQ!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #59 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:57:20 AM »

I have never heard of this Ovechkin chap before but that backsliding hookshot has the insanity ... of a manatee

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Author Topic: GOOD JON CANADA (Read 10215 times)