Random Gaming Talk Thread

[Nintex]

edit: had to stop watching.  shit is so dumb.

Summer Geoff Fest continues
Pretty cute Asian

- Dragon Age animated TV Show
- Tekken Bloodline animated TV Show
Someone in the chat called Harada "Asian Angry Joe"
Geoff calls him Mr. Tekken, bad ass, legendary and gives him a shout out

- Netflix mobile games
- Shadow and Bone: Destinies mobile game
- Too Hot to Handle mobile game (Geoff blushes as Mari says it's his favorite show)
Geoff: "Oh my god" as he watches the B-roll footage

- La Casa De Papel mobile game
Geoff: "Metal Gear Papel right?"

- The Queen's Gambit you guessed it, mobile game
"Check, Check mate, Check it out"

- The Cuphead Show Season 2

- Lucky Luna vertical platformer mobile game
- Desta: The Memories Between (Hades, Dodgeball, Inception) mobile game

- "Tinder for monarchs" but I didn't catch the name
- Terra Nil some sort of soy climate sim city
- Poinpy, looks fun, out now

- DOTA Dragons Blood Animated Show Season 3

- Poinpy 2? Nope, Wild Things: Animal Adventures
Geoff thought it was a Charlie Sheen thing but it's like every facebook game ever

- Sonic Prime animated TV show
BIG THE CAT BIG THE FUCKING CAT AND FROGGY
Geoff: "Sonic is a pretty big deal these days"
Geoff: "Sonic has taken his friends for granted to be honest"

- Raji: An Ancient Epic, coming to Netflix as a mobile game
- Spirit Farer, coming to Netflix as a mobile game
Someone in the chat: "Gay the game"

- Castlevania: Nocturne animated TV show
Castlevania is back, focus on Richter and Maria Reynard

wow 50 Netflix games at the end of the year
Including Majong, Hello Kitty Parade, Too Hot to Handle

Netflix "games" seem completely useless better to just stick to shows inspired by the games.


Next up is EPIC GAMES. Maybe we're getting JAZZ JACK RABBIT or TYRIAN 2022?


OH SHIT

https://twitter.com/finalfantasyvii/status/1535185217341759489

[Svejk]

I bet SE will only drop a date for a FFVII Part 2 teaser trailer. 

[Nintex]

Epic Games

The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria
Crafting game with Dwarves

Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed
You play as the ghosts

EPIC Mega Sale

PC Building Simulator 2 Beta

Shoulders of Giants
Robot and a frog

SIFU Summer Update
Modifiers like bullet time and low gravity

Tchia
Has a mechanic they call Soul Jumping

ICYMI highlights
- Salt & Sacrifice
- The Evil Dead
- Dying Light 2: Stay Human
- Farming Simulator 22
- Genshin Impact
- LEGO Star Wars: Skywalker Saga
- Total War: Warhammer 3
- Ooblets
- Galactic Civilizations IV or VI?
- Valorant

Goat Simulator 3
Why is this a CG trailer?

Splitgate
Remastered maps, new modes and battle pass

Disney Speedstorm
New track based on black and white cartoons

Gigabash

Rawmen: Food Fighter Arena
Splatoon with Latinx chefs? wtf is this

Rocket League
Season 7

Fall Guys
This is the third time this showed up at the Summer Keighly Fest with a CG trailer

Fortnite
FNCS International $1 million price pool

B-roll time!
Rumbleverse
Touch Type Tale
PC Building Simulator 2
Going Medieval
Alan Wake II , 2023 release
Kid A Mnesia
Alan Wake Remastered Switch

New 'logo only' games flashing by for 1 sec.
Gen Design(?) (made by ICO people)
Playdead (went too fast)
Eyes Out (from the spec ops the line folks)
Spryfox

Rogue Company
Some new DLC or something

Space Punks

Saints Row

[Pissy F Benny]

Is there really any need for a goat sim 3? Does the soundtrack include gangham style 2?

[Nintex]

Meanwhile at Nintendo, limited time Twitter drops 

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1535329341109829633

[BIONIC]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1535360824147075072

Always bet on Duke 

I told y'all the tide is turning

[MMaRsu]

 

[Nintex]

Get Michael Bay to direct it and John Cena to play Duke Nukem.

And before you ask, yes a new Duke Nukem game is actually in development also.

[MMaRsu]

By whom? Gearbox? 

[benjipwns]

Gearbox is actually a bit of a weird company now, Randy's out of the picture more or less and it's a "label" across multiple developers. Perfect World and Cryptic Studios have been folded into it, along with Lost Boys (former Human Head/Raven), and they have studios in Quebec now. It's not just the Texas studio anymore. Lost Boys might be a good place for a Duke Nukem reboot to come out of.

[Pissy F Benny]

Duke Nukem from the cobra kai folx could be fucking rad

[Tasty]

Get Michael Bay to direct it

Fuck that, Kosinski all the way baby

[MMaRsu]

Jesus christ when???

[Nintex]

Looks fun 

[MMaRsu]

This looks like some stupid fun

[Nintex]

The Future Games Show

Outpost
Space shooter FPS/RTS hybrid

LUTO
Some janky horror thing

Nightingale
This was revealed at Summer Games Fest

Tray Racers
Soy desert skating

Some indie jank from Kwalee(?):
Wildmender (The Legend of Everwild Chronicles?)
Die by the Blade (Soul Jankibur?)
Scathe (DOOM)
Robobeat (I think VR shoot bang?)

Morbid Metal (hack and slash with robots (Robot May Cry))

Turbo Golf Racing
Rocket League but it's Golf

American Arcadia
This was also shown earlier

Alaskan Truck Simulator
You can drive a big beautiful truck, honk honk!

The Entropy Centre
Sort of Portal type game with a talking gun that rewinds time, pretty cool

GAMES FROM UKRAINE
SLAVA UKRAINIA
Puzzles for Clef (puzzle platformer game)
Zero Losses (horror open world game that looks like it was made in 1998)
This rain will never end (Noir adventure detective with a cat person)
Farlanders (Turn based mars colony city builder)
Through the Nightmares (hardcore platformer)


Lost in Play
Puzzle adventure

Brewmaster
Literally a game about brewing beer in your mancave

Bramble
Puzzle platformer based on dark nordic fables

Enemy of the State
Mafia game releases in 2024

The Tarnishing of Juxtia
Some sort of rogue like

Orx
Tower defense and deck building

Sunday Gold
Some sort of Turn Based Mafia thing

Do Not Open
Latino Resident Evil for VR

Bright Memory Infinite
Sci-fi FPS game with guns and swords

The Last Faith
Gothic horror Metroidvania

Oh god Team 17 montage

Tinykin
3D platformer with Pikmin mechanics

Serial Cleaners
Game about cleaning up murder sites, like Mr Wolf

AirportSim
Airport simulator game

Ones to Watch montage
Fueled Up
Dinkum
Multiversus
Mythbusters the Game
Shadows of Doubt
The Last Time I Saw You
Instinction
Beyond Sunset

Phonopolis

Snickle Snuggle

Being and Becoming
Rogue Lite

Arctic Awakening
You crash with a plane with your talking robot friend

F1 Manager
SUPER MAX!!!!

DKO: Divine Knockout

Planet of Lana
Sidescrolling adventure game

Deadly Premonition 2 out now on PC

Snufkin
Musical adventure game

Palworld
Pokemon with guns and good graphics

Nintendo is filing a lawsuit as I type this

Ill
Horror FPS game

[MMaRsu]

Terra Nil also just got a demo, really chill game

[MMaRsu]

[D3RANG3D]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Nintex]

The Future Game Show was literally presented by Gerald and Yennefer and no Witcher 3 

https://twitter.com/the_marmolade/status/1535420154473074688

Source: Square Enix instagram

Just what the hell is SEGA doing 

[Svejk]

[Pissy F Benny]

Is it just me or has this 'E3' been kinda doo doo.

Hopefully Todd can save us with some bullshit about Starfield

[Bebpo]

Is it just me or has this 'E3' been kinda doo doo.

Hopefully Todd can save us with some bullshit about Starfield

2022 is the year covid delayed projects all miss (outside Elden Ring).
Too early to show a lot of 2023 stuff because gamers throw a downgrade shitfest now if the footage isn't release date quality on announcement. Actually scratch that, it's 2022 and gamers jerks on the internet throw a shitfest about every fucking thing in the universe and the internet was a mistake.

So basically nothing but a few indies.

If Hollow Knight Silksong gets a release date announcement for 2022 in tomorrow's conference that'll be good enough for me.

[Pissy F Benny]

I just looked at the release schedule and aside from Modern Warfare 2 it's pretty much bone dry in the usual busy period (and that's before taking into account games are gonna slip, no way that Forspoken drops in October for example).

[Bebpo]

Yeah, 2022 sucks.

For me after Horizon 2/Elden ring for the rest of the year in terms of NEW games (so not counting Live-A-Live remake or TLOU1 remake), for my tastes there's like Xenoblade 3 which I'm kind of meh on after XB2, and in Japan there's Trails of the Black II which I'm also kind of meh on after the first, and then maybe GoW Ragnorak if it actually makes this year.

There's a lot of smaller stuff like The Quarry which just released but I still haven't played the 2nd and 3rd Dark Pictures games, so can wait for a cheap sale.

I guess Bayonetta 3 might come out but also kind of meh on that after Bayonetta 2 and Platinum's output lately. Also I'm guessing Dragon Quest 3 HD ain't making 2023 given the silence on it still.


All the big games I actually am interested in because they aren't following meh previous games, are 2023. Hell DQXII might even make 2023.

I mainly just wanted FF16 this year, but oh well.

[Pissy F Benny]

I think my main thing to look forward to this holiday szn is gonna be the Witcher 3 upgrade, unless MS sneak out Forza (unlikely going by rumours).

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/NightdiveStudio/status/1535740466058043392

[D3RANG3D]

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/NightdiveStudio/status/1535740466058043392

love this artwork

[Nintex]

New rumors for the Xbox thing
- Persona on Xbox (probably 3, 4 and 5)
- Banjo
- Final Fantasy VII Remake for PC and Xbox

[Tasty]

New rumors for the Xbox thing
- Final Fantasy VII Remake for PC and Xbox

Honor and shame redux??

[Polident Hive]

A definitive version of Persona 3 combining portable and FES will surely happen one day…

People seem convinced a Goldeneye remaster is happening. For real this time. The 360 version leaked some time back and was done. Some headache about rights binned it.

[Pissy F Benny]

New rumors for the Xbox thing
- Persona on Xbox (probably 3, 4 and 5)
- Banjo
- Final Fantasy VII Remake for PC and Xbox

If they're coming to Xbox I'd guess theyre ps and switch too? I'm kinda shocked theyve left the persona on switch money on the table this long, but sega gonna sega I suppose

Or the p5 on pc dough

[MMaRsu]

[MMaRsu]

A definitive version of Persona 3 combining portable and FES will surely happen one day…

People seem convinced a Goldeneye remaster is happening. For real this time. The 360 version leaked some time back and was done. Some headache about rights binned it.

Yeah thats coming 100% with the cheevos leaking. Game is great on pc, fun to play.

[Nintex]

XBOX

[Polident Hive]

wow these characters are annoying

Gamepass. Gonna play it.

Ms Hollowknight gamepass cool

Elder Scrolls Space is next year?

Gamepass rules. Most of this stuff I’m not that into but it’s included so I’ll check them out.

[MMaRsu]

Redfall Voiceovers are so fucking cringe

[Nintex]

Never before seen B-roll footage

[Nintex]

This is not your biggest year bud

[Bebpo]

No Silksong this year :/

[Polident Hive]

So the leaks turned out true? Still a lot left, then.

Not even CGI Vin Diesel works out

[Nintex]

Beans 2: Back to the Bean


This game isn't even fully animated

[Bebpo]

So far High on Life's been the only interesting annoncement.

Redfall looks boring for Arkane.

[Polident Hive]

Full list leaked?

Persona 3 Portable and Persona 4 Golden in 2023. Persona 5 Royal this year.

Could be fake. Who knows. Image doesn’t show anything else special.

[Beezy]

Seems like everything shown so far is coming to GamePass. A price increase in the next year or two won't surprise me at all.

Edit: P3-5 confirmed

[MMaRsu]

P5 royal on pc this oxtober fuck yesss

[Polident Hive]

Persona 3 Portable looks about the same as running it on PPSSPP 

The dream of a definitive Persona 3 is dead

[HardcoreRetro]

Here it is, Daggerfall with guns in space!

[MMaRsu]

So Starfield is No Mans Sky 

[HardcoreRetro]

Are they still using the animation rigging from Oblivion when the npcs talk to you...

[Beezy]

Space dogfights. I'm sold.

[Svejk]

The ship customization makes my hog twitch.

Yep... Seems like a highly modded No Man's Sky. 

[demi]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDENEYE

[HardcoreRetro]

Dear lord, you fuckers can't even fill the Skyrim map with interesting stuff... Here's 1000 planets of fucking nothing.

[Bebpo]

Starfield looks like usual Bethesda shit complete with terrible combat.


No Avowed
No Kojima game footage
No release date Silksong

bleh

At least that Obsidian game story mode is out soon, will play that. And High on Life is best game of the show.

[Svejk]

Year of backlog continues 

[MMaRsu]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDENEYE

WHERE IS IT

[Polident Hive]

Starfield looks like a game I’ll compulsively play a lot but never finish. I’ll have no strong memories of it 48 hours after uninstalling. It’s a Bethesda game, alright.

Or it can be Spore where I buy it and never play it.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDENEYE

Nightdive is showing something at the PC show nobody watches. They’re all about remastering old FPS games. Low but not no chance.