Being this goofy as shit about MANPIGS INVADING LONDON which is about as scary as
and the whole concept in the end that (here is the actual story which is pretty dumb):
1. Dude goes to Mexico and find MAGIC ORB AT AZTEC RITUAL SACRIFICE RUINS that shows him visions of WW1/2 and his children dying at war
2. Dude comes back and murders his children in ritual sacrifice to save them from that future
3. Dude then uses their blood sacrifice and the EVIL MAGIC ORB that talks to him to build A GIANT MACHINE TO CLENSE THE WORLD
4. GIANT EVIL MACHINES STRATEGY FOR CLENSING WORLD? Grow MANPIGS and send them out to kill people and drag them into the machine because hey it runs on humans soylent green.
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Ok, so serious trying to be legitimate Poe/Lovecraft Victorian Macarabe's storytelling is about
growing man pigs that look like the FFXII piglet race and letting them loose on the world to destroy humanity...
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That is so fucking dumb
Anyhow, the rest of the story is
5. Dude somehow gets some humanity back and sabatoges the machine before it can start
6. Dude gets amnesia and machine talks to him and leads him to believe his children are in the machine and he must fix the sabatoge and restart the machine
7. Dude restarts machine and machine goes LOL GOTCHA and lets loose piglets on humanity
8. Dude decides once again to sabatoge the machine and hopefully does a better job this time.
9. Dude succeeds - THE END
Man, the story was so much better until the machine lets loose the MANPIGS on the town like 65% in. The rest is fine, but it just kind of loses all credibility at the purpose of the entire machine being to make a manpig army to kill humans. Lovecraft would've come up with a much more interesting concept.
