Author Topic: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy (Read 1970 times)

Tieno · « **on:** March 05, 2010, 05:17:47 AM »

I always eat my oatmeal with something else, to give it some flavor. Now today I was out of that something else (nutella choco

) and was faced with a big problem. I didn't feel like just eating oatmeal so I started thinking like a mad scientist. I looked in the fridge and saw a bottle of lemon juice, I added some to my oatmeal and milk...but it was too much and tasted too sour like the milk had gone wrong...then I added some sugar and it was just the right mix of flavors.

Try it! It's good! I will be eating more of this as it's healthier than adding nutella.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:19:04 AM »

protip from the master: eat your cereals with flavored (banana, strawberry) milk.

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:49:12 AM »

Oatmeal can be made yummy by boiling raisins before putting in the oats. This makes the raisins plump and tender.

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:14:48 AM »

Oatmeal makes my stomach feel like it's stuffed full of marbles. I think it may have been contributing to some of my health scares last month after I introduced it back into my diet for the first time in ~5 years.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:30:02 AM »

I put it either freshly sliced apples or sugar free pancake syrup.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM »

peaches motherfuckers

Cravis · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:04:42 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM

peaches AND CREAM motherfuckers

Fixed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:06:21 PM »

I put frosted Raisin Bran in mine

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:08:58 PM »

spoonful of peanut butter and some mashed banana

TEEEPO · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 05, 2010, 01:08:58 PM

spoonful of peanut butter and some mashed banana

on top of steel oats

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Cravis on March 05, 2010, 01:04:42 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
peaches AND CREAM motherfuckers
Fixed

Oh man, I love the Quaker brand peaches and cream oatmeal. But just peaches does it for me when i'm trying to be healthy. mmmm

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:51:43 PM »

I don't mind the taste of oatmeal. Maybe my parents just make it differently. I know they put vanilla and nutmeg in it. I'm not sure what else.

Rman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM »

Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM

Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.

My aunt gave my wife a thing of cream of wheat a couple months back. I was so excited and kept going on and on about how awesome it tasted when I was little. I made a bowl for my wife and I. Then I felt like such a douche when I realized it tasted like shit.

Rman · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:07:06 PM »

Yeah. There's tons of childhood foods that I loved that I can't stand anymore and vice versa.

For example, generic canned tuna=

The imported Italian stuff is great. But too many tuna salad sandwiches as a kid and as a college poor soured me on that stuff.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:31:21 PM »

yeah, fuck canned tuna

Anything Chef Boyardee is fucking terrible as well.

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM »

I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:44:40 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM

I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.

During Hurrican Ike in 2008, the government was giving out ration boxes of food and they had chef boyardee shit inside. I was all excited because I hadn't eaten it in years. *gag*

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 02:00:42 PM

Quote from: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM
Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.
My aunt gave my wife a thing of cream of wheat a couple months back. I was so excited and kept going on and on about how awesome it tasted when I was little. I made a bowl for my wife and I. Then I felt like such a douche when I realized it tasted like shit.

Kid's taste buds distinguished mentally-challenged confirmed!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2010, 08:40:50 PM »

I also have a way to make oatmeal yummy.

1) Throw the oatmeal out the fucking window
2) Cook a steak and eat it

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2010, 08:52:37 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:54:20 PM »

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT TUNA AND CHEF BOYARDEE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Stick to oatmeal, or at least hot breakfast cereals.

STEEL CUT OATS.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:23:30 PM »

I just eat Bran flakes. Isn't it basically the same thing?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM »

holy shit, chronovore just said a cuss word!

personally i like to put brown sugar and crasins in my oatmeal

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM

crasins

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:33:13 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 05, 2010, 09:54:20 PM

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT TUNA AND CHEF BOYARDEE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Stick to oatmeal, or at least hot breakfast cereals.

STEEL CUT OATS.

I fail to see the rocking potential in your grey sludge of flavorless carbs.

Donono · « **Reply #26 on:** March 06, 2010, 01:47:28 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM

peaches motherfuckers

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Ecrofirt · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2010, 02:17:29 PM »

Uh... lemon causes milk to curdle. That's why it tasted sour, doofus.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2010, 02:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 03:44:40 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM
I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.

During Hurrican Ike in 2008, the government was giving out ration boxes of food and they had chef boyardee shit inside. I was all excited because I hadn't eaten it in years. *gag*

I swear to god, Nikki lives on this shit. We have cans and cans of it in the house. She's a fucking 24 year old woman with a child.

And to top it off, she hates almost all 'real' food. No vegetables other than corn or potatoes, no fish, no shellfish (due to allergies), no duck, no rabbit.... I want to kill myself.

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** March 06, 2010, 04:35:06 PM »

Stir it with your dick

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #30 on:** March 06, 2010, 04:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 08:40:50 PM

I also have a way to make oatmeal yummy.

1) Throw the oatmeal out the fucking window
2) Cook a steak and eat it

Cormac: the man's man

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Author Topic: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy (Read 1970 times)