Author Topic: Commando sucks. (Read 2929 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:26:58 PM »

I always meant to get around to making more Commando GIFs. I should get on it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:27:50 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 09:26:58 PM

I always meant to get around to making more Commando GIFs. I should get on it.

Do it! Use your powers for good.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:28:29 PM »

There are a lot of cool kills in that movie.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:41:18 PM »

Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:07:39 PM »

The only reason I have for wanting kids in the future is to show them this movie.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:10:13 PM »

Going commando doesn't suck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:10:45 PM »

I have never seen Commando. I always heard it was a poor man's First Blood Part II.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:11:19 PM »

One of the greatest films ever made. A true masterpiece of the craft.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:14:15 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 24, 2010, 09:41:18 PM

Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

I came up with my own GI Joe drinking game, one shot every time Duke says "I want in"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:38:55 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 10:10:45 PM

I have never seen Commando. I always heard it was a poor man's First Blood Part II.

End yourself.

Robo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:43:20 PM »

Commando is probably the most pure realization of the 80's action genre. It does everything stereotypical of the genre to a degree that would be humorous if it weren't so FUCKING AWESOME.

Arnold petting a fucking wild deer in the opening montage always makes me laugh.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:20:32 AM »

Death threats? Between this and calling me a pedo, you're getting real classy with the insults.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:30:32 AM »

Stay classy, Shinobi. Keep fantasizing about murdering me, you sick fuck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:12:11 AM »

Edit: fixed

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:51:28 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 01:12:11 AM

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Edit: fixed

He didn't even get his upper body wet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:59:26 AM »

I remember freaking out when I first saw that scene. I was like "If he was able to hide in there for the whole flight, wouldn't he freeze?!" I was such a naive little kid.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:09:06 AM »

John Matrix

the script is amazing, its kind of a precursor to The Last Boy Scout as in every line is a fucking one liner

and Brian Brown is so hommes its incredible. Homos love to wear leather pants

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:09:56 AM »

LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:41:36 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 25, 2010, 02:09:56 AM

LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

did anybody at any time ever think that Bennett was a credible threat to Arnie? I mean, really now?

Commando set the tone of Arnold's career, if it hadn't succeded, who knows what kind of career he might have had?

cool breeze · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:52:38 AM »

do a gif of when he picks up the phone booth

it's badass that his way of getting to Sully inside the phone booth was throwing it

[youtube=560,345]z4gcKyh7G48[/youtube]

Sully

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:02:31 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:10:02 AM »

So awesome. Sad to see someone already posted the most awesome part in the movie.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:17:12 AM »

I usually try to limit to just over 3 MB, but I'll make an exception:

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:24:04 AM »

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:37:54 AM »

dang, even those names, careers and font are pretty damn 80's.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:43:11 AM »

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:44:58 AM »

those are fucking awesome BTW.

I'd love to make some gifs, I don't have photoshop but I do have acess to tons of solid gold source material. What do I need?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:48:03 AM »

I really don't know what else to use other than Photoshop. I use VirtualDub to cut out the piece of the AVI I want -- maybe you can find another GIF maker if you're concerned about staying legal.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:04:03 AM »

Obligatory

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:13:49 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:30:58 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:04:49 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:30:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:02:31 AM

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that scene is more awesome than I remembered

Robo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:55:22 AM »

Best thread on evilbore.

Cajole

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:11:44 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 25, 2010, 10:15:12 AM

This sounds pretty good.

We used to do "negerzappen" in high school, you had to flip channels until someone spotted a black dude and then the person with the remote had to drink.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:13:05 AM »

[youtube=560,345]inTRblYTevk[/youtube]

Commando

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 25, 2010, 10:15:12 AM

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 24, 2010, 09:41:18 PM
Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

This sounds pretty good.

We used to do "negerzappen" in high school, you had to flip channels until someone spotted a black dude and then the person with the remote had to drink.

:'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:57:28 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 25, 2010, 10:01:04 AM

Shed scene plz

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:05:07 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:14:35 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:41:58 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:53:02 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:07:49 PM »

How about just a gif of the entire movie, because there's not any part of it that isn't awesome.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:08:32 PM »

I seriously thought of that. I think my computer would explode.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:37:01 PM »

triple icon cajole

The Sceneman · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:12:54 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 25, 2010, 05:36:45 PM

What about the opening sequence with him carrying a tree?

holy shit that would be a good gif

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Author Topic: Commando sucks. (Read 2929 times)