Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"

[Human Snorenado]

I for one am shocked by this news.

[Himu]

I'd do him.

[Robo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ichirou]

Everybody knew this already.

[Smooth Groove]

What a dick.

[Himu]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why no? You can still do him.

[Robo]

Because now I'll look like a poof for having all those Ricky Martin posters in my bedroom.

[etiolate]

Does it count as coming out of the closet when the closet door has been open for ten years and everyone's been watching you play around inside it?

[Ichirou]

So it turns out he's been livin' la vida loca all along.

[Himu]

Because now I'll look like a poof for having all those Ricky Martin posters in my bedroom.

RoboJ: No one can know my secret

[Fresh Prince]

His music hasn't aged well at all.

[Smooth Groove]

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

He'll advise them to find a good beard like he did.  

[Ichirou]

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

He'll advise them to find a good beard like he did.  

And then give him a Christian side hug.

[Diunx]

The 90s are crashing down all around me!

[Brehvolution]

So it turns out he's been livin' la vida cocka all along.

Fixed

[Van Cruncheon]

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

is having buttsex an essential part of being gay? many of the gay folks i know would dispute that

also, duders have a prostate -- you can check if you're not sure

[Powerslave]

cool closetstory bro

[Fresh Prince]

Prole can't catch a break 

How the mighty have fallen!

[WrikaWrek]

[chronovore]

The 90s were crushed for me when I found out that Britney Spears wasn't hot after all. 

This killed me, too.

Who knew it was even possible to get an upskirt shot of the era's most famously sexy vixens, exposing her panty-less, shaved va-jesus, and it looks like she's smuggling Uncle Fester's grimacing mug under her dress.
  :'(

[Joe Molotov]

The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?

[Powerslave]

Britney Spears was never hot enough. Try Christina Milian or Kylie Minogue.

[Ichirou]

The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?

They got gay married as soon as Spain allowed it, dude.

[Phoenix Dark]

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

"marriage is the grand climax"

[Ichirou]

Prole: "TVC, you don't have buttsecks, do you?  I could never hang out with someone who puts their neener where the poopoo comes out."

TVC: "...uh, yeah, I totally don't have buttsex."

Prole: "Oh, phew." *awkward Christian side hug*

[Phoenix Dark]

"wanna try cowgirl position?

"mayhaps we try reverse cowgirl position instead? you know how i prefer not to see you unclothed"

[Ichirou]

"Sweetie, how about we do it with one of us blindfolded?  I hear that's kind of kinky."

"Great, I'll wear the blindfold! That way I don't have to see anything while we perform the bestial act."

[Powerslave]

change prole's name to Professor Prude

[Bloodwake]

change prole's name to Professor Prude

lmfao. So awesome.

[CurseoftheGods]

This thread...

[Beezy]

 

[brob]

prole needs to leak a sextape or something... All his e-cred slipping away.

[Diunx]

Just don't let gaffers find out about professor prude and all will be well.

[Groogrux]

Next you guys are going to tell me that Madonna is over 50.  I can't handle all of this shock. 

[lennedsay]

Somewhere Greatness Gone is crying and masturbating furiously.