Author Topic: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey" (Read 2237 times)

Quote from: Kosma on March 29, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

He'll advise them to find a good beard like he did.

And then give him a Christian side hug.

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:46:32 PM »

The 90s are crashing down all around me!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 07:33:59 PM

So it turns out he's been livin' la vida cocka all along.

Fixed

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 29, 2010, 07:33:29 PM

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

is having buttsex an essential part of being gay? many of the gay folks i know would dispute that

also, duders have a prostate -- you can check if you're not sure

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:00:50 PM »

cool closetstory bro

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:18:47 PM »

Prole can't catch a break

How the mighty have fallen!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:47:23 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:50:57 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 07:48:06 PM

The 90s were crushed for me when I found out that Britney Spears wasn't hot after all.

This killed me, too.

Who knew it was even possible to get an upskirt shot of the era's most famously sexy vixens, exposing her panty-less, shaved va-jesus, and it looks like she's smuggling Uncle Fester's grimacing mug under her dress.

$:-\$ :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 29, 2010, 07:46:32 PM

The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:01:08 PM »

Britney Spears was never hot enough. Try Christina Milian or Kylie Minogue.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 29, 2010, 08:59:39 PM

Quote from: Diunx on March 29, 2010, 07:46:32 PM
The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?

They got gay married as soon as Spain allowed it, dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:10:11 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 29, 2010, 07:33:29 PM

Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

"marriage is the grand climax"

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:15:05 PM »

Prole: "TVC, you don't have buttsecks, do you? I could never hang out with someone who puts their neener where the poopoo comes out."

TVC: "...uh, yeah, I totally don't have buttsex."

Prole: "Oh, phew." *awkward Christian side hug*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:22:31 PM »

"wanna try cowgirl position?

"mayhaps we try reverse cowgirl position instead? you know how i prefer not to see you unclothed"

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:23:47 PM »

"Sweetie, how about we do it with one of us blindfolded? I hear that's kind of kinky."

"Great, I'll wear the blindfold! That way I don't have to see anything while we perform the bestial act."

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:26:12 PM »

change prole's name to Professor Prude

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 29, 2010, 09:26:12 PM

change prole's name to Professor Prude

lmfao. So awesome.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:21:31 AM »

This thread...

Beezy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:40:52 AM »

brob · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:47:24 AM »

prole needs to leak a sextape or something... All his e-cred slipping away.

Diunx · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:02:04 AM »

Just don't let gaffers find out about professor prude and all will be well.

Groogrux · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2010, 01:18:47 PM »

Next you guys are going to tell me that Madonna is over 50. I can't handle all of this shock.

lennedsay · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2010, 01:24:22 PM »

Somewhere Greatness Gone is crying and masturbating furiously.

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Author Topic: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey" (Read 2237 times)