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Himu

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2010, 03:08:01 AM »
There's an amazing clip with him and this other dude on 2big2betrue and this white blonde girl goes at that cock like Kosma in a brothel.

The hilarious thing is that Shane gets ignored half the twenty minute-something clip. Like, there's one part where she's sucking the other dude off while riding Shane, and then she just completely ignores him, and Shane's looking up at her DEVOUR that dude's cock with a look of jealousy in his eyes. One of the funniest moments in porn I've ever seen. :rofl She ignores him completely throughout and seems hesitant to each touch him compared to the other dude.

Arvie: His is two times as thick as a normal black dick.
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2010, 03:11:16 AM »
Dunno, he's just kinda boring compared to Lex or even Mandingo.

Only dude I totally can't stand is Wesley Pipes. I'm all for hardcore shit but come on, slapping and choking and all the rape shit is too much.
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Himu

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2010, 03:13:51 AM »
I'd need a pic to know Wesley Pipes.

And yeah, he's hella boring. Lex :heartbeat
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2010, 03:16:31 AM »
this dude
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He just got out of jail. I bet he banged dudes
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Himu

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2010, 03:16:48 AM »
What about the trail of tears? I know it's not black people but it involves a minority.
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #65 on: April 02, 2010, 03:46:10 AM »
Only on EB could a thread ostensibly about Israel and Palestine devolve into GS self-annihilation, to discussion of black nationalism, to discussion of black porn stars.
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2010, 03:56:07 AM »
back on topic


edit: omg  :lol
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2010, 03:56:54 AM »
Only on EB could a thread ostensibly about Israel and Palestine devolve into GS self-annihilation, to discussion of black nationalism, to discussion of black porn stars.

I was thinking the same thing.  It's reassuring to see that a derailment can still be re-derailed by big black cock.

Also, that we need a Don King smiley ("only at the Bore!").  Also, when I saw GS post after you, I knew it would be to deny that there was any annihilation.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2010, 03:58:27 AM »
Somebody 'shop GS' head onto Baghdad Bob here and have him saying "I see no annihilation!"

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #69 on: April 02, 2010, 04:00:29 AM »
It's clear what The Bore's priorities are when no black poster had a problem with my summary of black history.   :lol

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #70 on: April 02, 2010, 04:01:22 AM »
I don't really give a fuck about the religious/cultural issues here, but for practical reasons, I kinda feel like the Palestinians should just give up on Jerusalem. Trying to set up part of the city that Jews identify with as their cultural center as a Palestinian capital just isn't going to work and is only going to cause prolonged violence.

 :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #71 on: April 02, 2010, 04:05:04 AM »
Is this news fake or what? I can't find anything on it in the polish media or at CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/04/01/gaza.air.strikes/index.html
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #72 on: April 02, 2010, 04:09:58 AM »
The new GS modus operandi:  Say something dumb.  Get made fun of.  Demand that people write serious responses rather than just mocking.  When they don't, complain that you're the only one taking this seriously and everyone else is lowering the standard of debate.

I'm not sure whether he really believes what he says or whether he's just trolling for free tutorials on current events and politics.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #73 on: April 02, 2010, 04:10:24 AM »
What you wrote is stupid, though.  It basically amounts to

"I don't have a horse in the race, so what I say we should do is this:  one of the sides that views this area as sacred, holy ground should give up on any claim they may or may not have to this land and fuck off since not everybody can have what they want here."

I mean, there's a certain lovely, simplistic logic to it, kind of like when Solomon ordered the baby split.  The problem is that you're dealing with irrational religious desires here and people who have already proven they're willing to die rather than let the other side "win".  So I don't think having everybody sit down and have a Glen Shinobi kumbayah moment is gonna get the job done. 

Now, there was no annihilation in that.  Just stupidity.  Defending the stupidity instead of walking away or just saying "my bad, you're right the situation is pretty fucking complicated and can't be solved by a bunch of figurts on the internets" is where the annihilation starts.

Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm explaining sarcasm to my autistic nephew here.  Can we just shoot him instead?  Less effort.
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Himu

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #74 on: April 02, 2010, 04:14:14 AM »
I didn't see any annihilation.

I saw The Business and a few others shitting up the thread and Willco and Ichirou posting non sequiturs.

But annihilation there was none.

What's funny is that I was trying pretty hard to keep the thread civil and on topic.  :lol



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Smooth Groove

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #75 on: April 02, 2010, 04:16:14 AM »
yeah, let's get back to BBC please

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #76 on: April 02, 2010, 04:18:21 AM »
Yeah, that's fucking stupid, GS.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #77 on: April 02, 2010, 04:25:40 AM »
There are no realistic compromises to be made in that conflict.  If it were up to me, I would kill everyone, burn everything to the ground and salt the earth.
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #78 on: April 02, 2010, 04:26:42 AM »
GS, is this a subject where you feel like you're really knowledgeable and confident in your pronouncements, or is it one with which you're just passingly familiar and you were just throwing an idea out there?

Real talk, please.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #79 on: April 02, 2010, 04:39:07 AM »
GS: Then why sweat it when people razz you for saying something uninformed?  Either you need to stay away from declarative statements, or develop thicker skin, cause the ridicule's gonna come.  Bitching at everyone hasn't worked for half a year.  Time to either change behavior or scenery, or learn to live with the consequences.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #80 on: April 02, 2010, 04:50:09 AM »
Yeah, but PD hasn't said anything as egregiously dumb as you did with your first post in this thread.

Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity, or you think that it's somehow more likely that one side in the conflict would completely surrender Jerusalem rather than partially surrender it.

Ichirou

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #81 on: April 02, 2010, 04:50:53 AM »
Can we please get back to talking about black porn stars?
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2010, 04:51:28 AM »
back on topic


edit: omg  :lol

See, now we need Jinfash to bust into this thread and start shaking it to DeBarge's Rhythm of the Night while GS sits in the corner stroking it by himself.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 04:53:12 AM by etiolate »

Ichirou

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Re: Israel vs. Palestine vs. Big Black Cocks
« Reply #83 on: April 02, 2010, 04:55:04 AM »
Changed the topic to reflect the content of the thread.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Israel vs. Palestine vs. Big Black Cocks
« Reply #84 on: April 02, 2010, 04:59:16 AM »
I'm betting on big black cocks.
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Ichirou

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Re: Israel vs. Palestine vs. Big Black Cocks
« Reply #85 on: April 02, 2010, 05:00:09 AM »
Always bet on black. 8)
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #86 on: April 02, 2010, 05:00:57 AM »
Yeah, but PD hasn't said anything as egregiously dumb as you did with your first post in this thread.

Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity, or you think that it's somehow more likely that one side in the conflict would completely surrender Jerusalem rather than partially surrender it.

To be fair, he realizes how important the city is to Palestinian culture/identity - he just doesn't care personally.

split it into 3 states and call it a day right GS :smug
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Re: Israel vs. Palestine vs. Big Black Cocks
« Reply #87 on: April 02, 2010, 05:05:02 AM »
Lawl, taking religious reasons out of a land dispute.

I would rather see white women get railed in porn by a black cock rather than a white cock in a black woman. Does that make me racist?
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2010, 05:05:59 AM »
Yeah, but PD hasn't said anything as egregiously dumb as you did with your first post in this thread.

Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity, or you think that it's somehow more likely that one side in the conflict would completely surrender Jerusalem rather than partially surrender it.

So you don't think that the Palestinians would give up Jerusalem if it meant that they could have a completely sovereign state elsewhere in the area, completely free of Israeli interference? And if not now, you don't think this would be a possibility in a generation or so? I mean, really, this is what I was getting at.

Looking for real responses only with this one, guys.

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

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Re: Israel vs. Palestine vs. Big Black Cocks
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2010, 05:06:21 AM »
No, it just means you like big cocks. :drool
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #90 on: April 02, 2010, 05:08:56 AM »

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

What if someone chopped off your dick and was like "fuck it, he still got his balls"?

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #91 on: April 02, 2010, 05:09:58 AM »

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

What if someone chopped off your dick and was like "fuck it, he still got his balls"?

Mecca would be the dick though, and Medina and Jerusalem would be the balls. I'd give up a ball to save my life, no questions asked.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2010, 05:12:44 AM »
Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

This is actually a very, very, very important distinction to make.

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2010, 05:19:58 AM »
Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

This is actually a very, very, very important distinction to make.

Gotcha. That actually occurred to me just after I made that post, but whatever.

But you don't think the other idea is feasible at all? Palestinians give up Jerusalem, but they get a bunch of land elsewhere, and the Israelis leave them the fuck alone?

If that's not feasible, what could happen to make the split-city solution more workable?

Edit: just saw Wrath's post.

So the answer is really that there's no possible compromise?

Ichirou

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...wow.

You know, Mandark, God bless you, man.
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I'm pretty sure that Islam says that a government shouldn't be in control of Mecca, Medina, and Jerusalem.

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...wow.

You know, Mandark, God bless you, man.

Don't you have a co-teacher to be ogling or something?

I've made more honest attempts at discussion than you have in your own thread.

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...wow.

You know, Mandark, God bless you, man.

Don't you have a co-teacher to be ogling or something?

I've made more honest attempts at discussion than you have in your own thread.

You took a gigantic steaming shit on my thread.  It's now become "A Primer for Green Shinobi" since your posts have made it clear you're utterly fucking clueless about what's going on in the Middle East (not that that's stopped you from making moronic declarative statements and then backtracking from them using weasel words).

I wish there was a way so that you could simply not be able to post on any threads I make, since you fucking ruin everything you touch.
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HONEST ATTEMPTS AT DISCUSSION

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...wow.

You know, Mandark, God bless you, man.

Don't you have a co-teacher to be ogling or something?

I've made more honest attempts at discussion than you have in your own thread.

You took a gigantic steaming shit on my thread.  It's now become "A Primer for Green Shinobi" since your posts have made it clear you're utterly fucking clueless about what's going on in the Middle East (not that that's stopped you from making moronic declarative statements and then backtracking from them using weasel words).

I wish there was a way so that you could simply not be able to post on any threads I make, since you fucking ruin everything you touch.

The Business took a shit on your thread on the first page. And I'd wager my whole package that I know considerably more about politics than you do, overall.

Also what the fuck are weasel words?  :lol I can talk to animals now?

The forum has taken a huge fucking nosedive in quality since you returned in December; I wish more people would put two and two together.

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For GS, "honest attempts at discussion" means "don't make fun of my uninformed opinion, and then answer all of my questions so I don't have to research shit on my own."
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #101 on: April 02, 2010, 05:31:18 AM »
Suggesting that Palestinians just voluntarily leave Jerusalem suggests you either don't realize how important the city is to Palestinian cultural and national identity

Also, I'm well aware of the importance of Jerusalem to Muslim cultures, but I guess my line of thinking has been "fuck it, they'd still have Mecca and Medina." Is that way off base?

This is actually a very, very, very important distinction to make.

Gotcha. That actually occurred to me just after I made that post, but whatever.

But you don't think the other idea is feasible at all? Palestinians give up Jerusalem, but they get a bunch of land elsewhere, and the Israelis leave them the fuck alone?

If that's not feasible, what could happen to make the split-city solution more workable?

Edit: just saw Wrath's post.

So the answer is really that there's no possible compromise?

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It's not like I know much about the conflict, but it boggles my mind that you can seriously suggest one side simply give up Jerusalem as if it's a used car. The land has deep cultural and religious importance for both the Israelis and Palestinians that goes back thousands of years.  

You must be trolling, there's no other explanation
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Ichirou

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...wow.

You know, Mandark, God bless you, man.

Don't you have a co-teacher to be ogling or something?

I've made more honest attempts at discussion than you have in your own thread.

You took a gigantic steaming shit on my thread.  It's now become "A Primer for Green Shinobi" since your posts have made it clear you're utterly fucking clueless about what's going on in the Middle East (not that that's stopped you from making moronic declarative statements and then backtracking from them using weasel words).

I wish there was a way so that you could simply not be able to post on any threads I make, since you fucking ruin everything you touch.

The Business took a shit on your thread on the first page. And I'd wager my whole package that I know considerably more about politics than you do, overall.

Also what the fuck are weasel words?  :lol I can talk to animals now?

The forum has taken a huge fucking nosedive in quality since you returned in December; I wish more people would put two and two together.

You've never heard the term "weasel words"?  Seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word

You are a fucking moron.
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The forum has taken a huge fucking nosedive in quality since you returned in December; I wish more people would put two and two together.

http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2009-12-18&p=.htm

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Also what the fuck are weasel words?  :lol I can talk to animals now?

you sound like a douche on the first page

Green Shinobi

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You've never heard the term "weasel words"?  Seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word

You are a fucking moron.

Well I have now. And looking at the definition of that phrase, coupled with your application of it, I'm wondering if I should break out the Inigo Montoya jpg now, or if you'll be content to run along and fester in your idiocy?

Ichirou

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You think this doesn't annoy me, Wrath2X?  I fucking started this thread and the douchebag has turned it into his own personal little learning center so he can ask Professor Mandark all the shit he's too lazy to research himself.
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #108 on: April 02, 2010, 05:41:02 AM »
It's not like I know much about the conflict, but it boggles my mind that you can seriously suggest one side simply give up Jerusalem as if it's a used car. The land has deep cultural and religious importance for both the Israelis and Palestinians that goes back thousands of years.  

You must be trolling, there's no other explanation

Or maybe I feel like this is really the only possible solution to the problem?

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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #109 on: April 02, 2010, 05:41:42 AM »
It's not like I know much about the conflict, but it boggles my mind that you can seriously suggest one side simply give up Jerusalem as if it's a used car. The land has deep cultural and religious importance for both the Israelis and Palestinians that goes back thousands of years.  

You must be trolling, there's no other explanation

Or maybe I feel like this is really the only possible solution to the problem?

Ok I'm done
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Ichirou

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You've never heard the term "weasel words"?  Seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word

You are a fucking moron.

Well I have now. And looking at the definition of that phrase, coupled with your application of it, I'm wondering if I should break out the Inigo Montoya jpg now, or if you'll be content to run along and fester in your idiocy?

Holy fuck, you went back in your post history and actually EDITED IT OUT.  You pathetic piece of shit! :rofl
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Re: Breaking News: Israeli jets attack targets in Gaza, CNN TV reports
« Reply #111 on: April 02, 2010, 05:43:52 AM »
But you don't think the other idea is feasible at all? Palestinians give up Jerusalem, but they get a bunch of land elsewhere, and the Israelis leave them the fuck alone?

No.  No, it is not feasible.  It is insane.

Getting a share of Jerusalem is sine qua non for the Palestinians, as it is for the Israelis.  This is one of the most accepted, best known, and least tractable facts about the conflict.

Yes, it would be a lot easier to resolve the conflict if one of the sides magically stopped caring about one of its absolute top priorities, but hoping that they'll do so is not a practical solution.

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Okay, so if we're operating under the assumption that the Palestinians leaving Jerusalem is completely out of the question, what compromise could be reached at that point, and what what would need to happen to make it a reality?

Obviously the new settlements will have to stop. So how hard should the U.S. lean on Israel on this issue?
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 05:47:35 AM by Green Shinobi »

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Obviously the new settlements will have to stop. So how hard should the U.S. lean on Israel on this issue?
Regardless, the Obama administration can't lean hard enough because it will be labeled as anti-semitic.

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you sound like a douche on the first page

When one person says this:

Quote from: Green Shinobi
Also, please keep this civil, even if you disagree with me. I'm sick of this useless bickering.


And the next person says this:

Fuck you.

How the hell can you say that the first person sounds like the douche?

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Playing the victim, how apt  :lol
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The only victim has been this thread.
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I know it annoys you and GS, Ichi. But overall you two bickering is more of an annoyance to us bystanders.

Fucking get over this internet intellectual bullshit you two are on, and fucking stop.
Green Shinobi you see the irony here?

One of you should be a hypothetical Palestine, walk away and ignore the other. Like I ignored Corny.
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This isn't a movie thread, Ichirou.

Quit pretending that you know anything.

Edit: you're right, Fresh Prince. It's Friday evening anyway.

Ichirou

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This isn't a movie thread, Ichirou.

Quit pretending that you know anything.

Edit: you're right, Fresh Prince. It's Friday evening anyway.

I know it's not a movie thread, kid.  I was the one who made it. 8)

Also pretty proud of myself since I know more about the Middle East situation than the man with the 160 IQ. :rock
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