Author Topic: I am Returned (Read 28196 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #180 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:32:14 PM »

I'll name my daughter Fellacianal instead.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #181 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:33:48 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:32:14 PM

I'll name my daughter Fellacianal instead.

Sounds like she's gonna live an awesome life

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #182 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:36:03 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 04, 2010, 06:40:27 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 06:36:48 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore. Times sure have changed.

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore

I thought you were Halifaxbore

Actually, isn't Solo in Hali too?

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as am I atm

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #183 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:37:42 PM »

Not after I graduate next month

Ichirou · « **Reply #184 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:38:27 PM »

What about JBore? It's pretty awesome:

dcharlie
Me
ch1nchilla
lyte edge (honorary member)
originalz
Groo

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #185 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:38:57 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 04, 2010, 07:37:42 PM

Not after I graduate next month

:'(

Eric P · « **Reply #186 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:47:10 PM »

GilloD is koreabore.

Eric P · « **Reply #187 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:47:31 PM »

as i recall he's the only guy from korea on this board.

ever

Brehvolution · « **Reply #188 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:49:34 PM »

I too am from NYbore.

Welcome back Shake.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #189 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:56:21 PM »

New England Bore? All by ma'self :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #190 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:58:31 PM »

So lonely :'( maybe I can count Boogie as an honorable member of DRBore since he's being here.

Ichirou · « **Reply #191 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:04:07 PM »

Diunx, you're in Canada? All you dudes are collectively Canadabore - Father Mike, Boogie, et al.

demi · « **Reply #192 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:04:26 PM »

Diunx is a greasy puerto rican

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #193 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:10:41 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2010, 07:56:21 PM

New England Bore? All by ma'self :'(

half New England here

Ichirou · « **Reply #194 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:12:02 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2010, 08:04:26 PM

Diunx is a greasy puerto rican

So am I!

Me, Diunx, and Cajole - Rican Bore Force Assemble!

bork · « **Reply #195 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:38:27 PM

What about JBore? It's pretty awesome:

dcharlie
Me
ch1nchilla
lyte edge (honorary member)
originalz
Groo

You forgot about Cormacaroni!

Bebpo, Patel, and Muckson are also honorary members.

Ichirou · « **Reply #196 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:30:22 PM »

...I always thought Cormacaroni = Groo. Have I been wrong all this time?

bud · « **Reply #197 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:59:55 PM »

is groo airwolf guy or is that someone else?

Ichirou · « **Reply #198 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:01:23 PM »

Yeah, who is Stringfellow Hawke anyway?

Diunx · « **Reply #199 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:17:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2010, 08:04:26 PM

Diunx is a greasy puerto rican

smh

The Sceneman · « **Reply #200 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:39:38 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2010, 07:56:21 PM

New England Bore? All by ma'self :'(

NZbore is pretty lonely too :'(

The Sceneman · « **Reply #201 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 09:01:23 PM

Yeah, who is Stringfellow Hawke anyway?

its Groo

Ichirou · « **Reply #202 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:47:05 PM »

So then who is Cormacaroni?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #203 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:08:39 PM »

uh, Cormacaroni? thats his name?

Ichirou · « **Reply #204 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:22:19 PM »

Man, I'm all confused.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #205 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:24:37 PM »

Then who is willco?

Ichirou · « **Reply #206 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:26:08 PM »

Professor Prole.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #207 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:27:07 PM »

I still want to know who's manning the EmceeGrammer account.

tiesto · « **Reply #208 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:47:12 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 04, 2010, 06:40:27 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 06:36:48 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore. Times sure have changed.

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore

Oh wow, I didn't know you were NYBore... anyways, Cajole, AdmiralViscen and Rman are also NYBore. We kick ass

Ichirou · « **Reply #209 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:48:02 PM »

Seems NYBore has a lot of members. Why haven't you guys had a gay orgy yet?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #210 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:02:10 PM »

As long as we all agree Michigan Shat Pack is last.

Eric P · « **Reply #211 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 10:48:02 PM

Seems NYBore has a lot of members. Why haven't you guys had a gay orgy yet?

we're from different neighborhoods

we'd have to have a knife fight

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #212 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:13:41 PM »

Knives are for pussies. You should face off in the 5 pillars of Hip Hop battle.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #213 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 04, 2010, 10:24:37 PM

Then who is willco?

Then who was phone?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #214 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:25:48 PM »

Michigan Bore

stop being a pussy and make the move Triumph

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #215 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:11:36 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 05, 2010, 02:09:11 AM

Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

A group matched only in their awesomeness by Okie-Bore!

Ichirou · « **Reply #216 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:13:34 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 05, 2010, 02:09:11 AM

Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #217 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:15:30 AM »

Jinfash is an Arab? No wonder he has me on ignore. I am Freedom Fries incarnate.

Ichirou · « **Reply #218 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 05, 2010, 02:19:53 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:13:34 AM
Quote from: Wrath2X on April 05, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...
I said arab bore motherfucker!
Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 02:16:36 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:13:34 AM
Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...

If she did she wouldn't be allowed to post on the internet.
Oh she would be allowed on the internet alright

What does that even mean?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #219 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:28:31 AM »

You've never watched Saudi porn, Ich?

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It gives me anti-boners. $:-\$

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Cheebs · « **Reply #220 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:28:55 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8124.msg195440#msg195440

I miss old-school shake.

Ichirou · « **Reply #221 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:29:25 AM »

That thread should remain buried in the past, Cheebs. We've all buried the hatchet here.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #222 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:29:49 AM »

Old School Shake didn't give a fuck. New School Shake thinks fucks are overrated.

Cheebs · « **Reply #223 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM »

New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #224 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:32:19 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM

New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though.

New School Shake is too busy rolling around on beds with strippers and super models.

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Like this:

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Ichirou · « **Reply #225 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:33:40 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM

New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though.

I thought that was posted by one of his dumbass friends?

Cheebs · « **Reply #226 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:35:10 AM »

semantics!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #227 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:35:34 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:33:40 AM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM
New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though.

I thought that was posted by one of his dumbass friends?

It was.

Also I want this engraved on my eventual gravestone:

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One time I jerked it seven times in a span of less than 24 hours. Then for almost a week my dick was swollen. Not raw, not chaffed, but full-on fucking swollen. IIRC the girth of my cock doubled or maybe even tripled, and for a few days I kinda sorta knew what it felt like to be black.

It rocked.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6497.msg154551#msg154551

Ichirou · « **Reply #228 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:36:45 AM »

omg

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...that happened to me once.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #229 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:39:59 AM »

Wrath2X, do you believe Allah made women subservient to men? Also, what would you do to Himuro, since he converted to Islam and then declared himself an atheist? Death for heresy?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #230 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:42:27 AM »

Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history"

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.

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Me now:

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Cheebs · « **Reply #231 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:43:40 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:42:27 AM

Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history"

(Image removed from quote.)

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.

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Me now:

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the bk beast's new picture still has the word beast in it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #232 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:44:53 AM »

This is going to be the cover photo when I write my treatise on the filmography of Miles Trahan.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #233 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:45:25 AM »

Photoshop "hype" to "BK", though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #234 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:46:41 AM »

Are you really making a movie called Hype Beast?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #235 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:48:14 AM »

No. I don't remember why that was even on there, I just wrote it for fun. That was taken by a friend when I shot a project recently. I had to direct and work the slate myself. $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #236 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:54:14 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:42:27 AM

Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history"

(Image removed from quote.)

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #237 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:02:03 AM »

ohiobore represent

...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #238 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:47:12 AM »

omg lemurs. disappeared into the internet.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #239 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:48:30 AM »

Isn't she sick and dying and shit? Maybe she finally died, or someone got sick of getting sent nudes of a chick that was underage and killed her.

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Author Topic: I am Returned (Read 28196 times)