
I hope they don't change nothin'!

Complainin' about Zubats? Boy, in my day we didn't have Zubats. We had Yubats! ("Z" hadn't been invented yet, ya see). And we walked to school across Mt. Moon, uphill both ways, in the snow! Anybody who didn't have a bunch of Yubat bites was called a distinguished effete fellow and beaten to death.

Like the time I caught the ferry to Vermillion City. I needed a new heel for m' Running Shoe. So I decided to go to Orange City, which is what they called Vermillion City in those days. So I tied an Apricorn to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost five Pokedollars, and in those days, pokedollars had pictures of Beedrills on 'em. Gimme five Beedrills for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an Apricorn tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white Apricorns, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...