TWO MINUTES AGO IN THE CAFETERIA...
some dude:..happy earfday!
me:happy....birthday?
*wondering if I recognize him*
is it your birthday?
dude:EARTH. DAY.
me: oh..yeah. yeah, ok yeah.
dude:I work for greenpeace, I'm going around trying to get people to sign up to help the earth and whatever.
me: oh really? wow. *holding back criticisms of greenpeace*
dude:yeah it's a really hard job.
me:yeah, I'd imagine....uh-huh...
*awkward silence*