Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Mupepe]

can i try to get nudies from her now at least?

[The Fake Shemp]

She wouldn't give you any even if you tried. She will totally flirt with you, though. Pretty big slut.

[Himu]

Man, Willco, I like your attitude. No bs, just cut all ties man.

[Diunx]

wtf! I just made a Pay Pal account and they charged me $2 to my debit card and now I have to check my card statement to look for four fucking digits to get my money back, I only have like $16 on that card :'(

I hope I can check that shit on the bank website or over the phone, I don't wanna have to go there just to look at four digits.

[Mupepe]

lame.  flirting isn't fun anymore.  i guess i'll just remove her.  i haven't posted anything on her shit in months anyhow.

[brob]

I can't wrap my head around your tactic here Wilks. It was ages ago that you realized she was bad for you and you're still setting up for the drop off?

[Mupepe]

wtf! I just made a Pay Pal account and they charged me $2 to my debit card and now I have to check my card statement to look for four fucking digits to get my money back, I only have like $16 on that card :'(

I hope I can check that shit on the bank website or over the phone, I don't wanna have to go there just to look at four digits.

you should be able to get it online.  i was able to when i made mine.

[The Fake Shemp]

Guh? I've already cut all ties. I don't know what else I'm setting up!

My initial inclination was to not even have her stay with me out here, but the waterworks and an apology came. Then the first night was awesome, we had a lot of fun and we fooled around. Same thing the next day, but by the afternoon, things began to turn. It got ugly the following two days, culminating in this epic meltdown.

The worst part is that she manipulated the blowup and hammered me in such a way that I felt bad. Like, I really was thinking, "What did I do wrong? Am I some kind of jerk? Am I really a horrible human being?"

A few days of friends, family and exes telling me otherwise, along with learning that she hooked up with some random dude like an hour after I checked her into a hotel (where she charged shit to my card) has kind of brought me around to the realization that she was a total crazy ho.

[Mupepe]

So today my mother starts telling me the story about how she'd take me to auditions when I was around 2-3 years old and I'd get up there and completely freeze up and not do anything. To think how different my life would be if only I sang that goddamn Bad Boys song. I could be rich as fuck, I could be playing Spider-Man, I could be Shia LaBeouf right now.

Goddammit.

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

While I found this incredibly hilarious, I couldn't help but find it depressing. Maybe, I should just give up on women.

you could be my sugar daddy

by the way dude, don't find it depressing.  not all women are like that and most of the girls that act like that are going to end up emotionally fucked, alone or unhappy or all three.  and when you find someone that reciprocates your feelings, you'll appreciate it that much more.

[The Fake Shemp]

P.S. My revenge is that I am naming one of the slasher fodder in my screenplay after her, with some of the same mannerisms and making her a giant slut (comparing her underwear to a petri dish!)... then having her die a horrible, gruesome death. I can only hope we actually make it, since she loves horror flicks and will hopefully watch it and go, "Holy shit, that's me!"

[Diunx]

Thats good to know, if I don't see anything online in 3 days gonna call my bank to see if they can give me the info over the phone.

Ordered All Star-Superman vol-1 , I'm on an Amazon Prime free trial so the total is 9.75 with a two day shipping, just ordered that since this is my first time buying something online, gonna order vol 2 next week if everything goes smoothly.

[Mupepe]

Guh? I've already cut all ties. I don't know what else I'm setting up!

My initial inclination was to not even have her stay with me out here, but the waterworks and an apology came. Then the first night was awesome, we had a lot of fun and we fooled around. Same thing the next day, but by the afternoon, things began to turn. It got ugly the following two days, culminating in this epic meltdown.

The worst part is that she manipulated the blowup and hammered me in such a way that I felt bad. Like, I really was thinking, "What did I do wrong? Am I some kind of jerk? Am I really a horrible human being?"

A few days of friends, family and exes telling me otherwise, along with learning that she hooked up with some random dude like an hour after I checked her into a hotel (where she charged shit to my card) has kind of brought me around to the realization that she was a total crazy ho.

what was the actual blow up?  what actually happened?  i know you said she was saying her vacation was ruined because you two couldn't do everything she wanted to do or some bs like that but what else?  

[brob]

Wilks! What the fuck. If you cut all ties then how the fuck are you in her vicinity fooling around and partaking in drama? how are you paying for her lodging?! cut this woman loose and go get some of that film school pussy or something...

[The Fake Shemp]

what was the actual blow up?  what actually happened?  i know you said she was saying her vacation was ruined because you two couldn't do everything she wanted to do or some bs like that but what else?

I won't go into all the details, because we're literally talking about days of bullshit that led to a verbal meltdown (on her behalf). But basically, I waited on her hand and foot (made her breakfast, made her dinner) and drove her to Baltimore and D.C. and paid for attractions and dinner (including one at sunset by the Inner Harbor!)... and she complained and bitched about all of it. ALL OF IT.

And became bossy.

There was some post-sex craziness that also ensued. When I said I needed to get some fresh air, and that I would be back (since nothing I was saying/doing was making her happy), she claimed that I was abandoning her and scarring her for life. And that she didn't feel comfortable around me anymore, so that after she spent the night at my place, she wanted to be chauffeured to the hotel that I had booked for the TWO OF US first thing in the morning.

At that point, I realized all I was to her was a car, and I didn't want her in my place anymore. So I booked an extra night at the hotel, told her to pack her stuff, drove her there and crashed at my ex's pad. I wished her luck with her new job that I got her and a safe trip home.

EDIT: That stuff about me ruining her vacation was prior to her coming out, when we were talking about plans. She cried and apologized, or else I would have never picked her up from the airport.

Wilks! What the fuck. If you cut all ties then how the fuck are you in her vicinity fooling around and partaking in drama? how are you paying for her lodging?! cut this woman loose and go get some of that film school pussy or something...

Huh? If you follow the timeline, this is all past tense. As in it occurred days ago. I'm just finding out about the extra charges today. I deleted her off my Facebook feed a couple of days ago after she was blabbing about hooking up with some random Marine she met at the hotel.

[CajoleJuice]

I'll keep her as a fb friend, she's nice to me at least.

That's because you haven't stuck your penis inside her yet. That's what sets them off.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, it was pretty much all downhill from there.

[brob]

I was thinking of the last time you posted about your holiday and you were saying how you needed to bail. Or am I misremembering that part?

[Barry Egan]

what was the actual blow up?  what actually happened?  i know you said she was saying her vacation was ruined because you two couldn't do everything she wanted to do or some bs like that but what else?

I won't go into all the details, because we're literally talking about days of bullshit that led to a verbal meltdown (on her behalf). But basically, I waited on her hand and foot (made her breakfast, made her dinner) and drove her to Baltimore and D.C. and paid for attractions and dinner (including one at sunset by the Inner Harbor!)... and she complained and bitched about all of it. ALL OF IT.

And became bossy.

There was some post-sex craziness that also ensued. When I said I needed to get some fresh air, and that I would be back (since nothing I was saying/doing was making her happy), she claimed that I was abandoning her and scarring her for life. And that she didn't feel comfortable around me anymore, so that after she spent the night at my place, she wanted to be chauffeured to the hotel that I had booked for the TWO OF US first thing in the morning.

At that point, I realized all I was to her was a car, and I didn't want her in my place anymore. So I booked an extra night at the hotel, told her to pack her stuff, drove her there and crashed at my ex's pad. I wished her luck with her new job that I got her and a safe trip home.

EDIT: That stuff about me ruining her vacation was prior to her coming out, when we were talking about plans. She cried and apologized, or else I would have never picked her up from the airport.

Wilks! What the fuck. If you cut all ties then how the fuck are you in her vicinity fooling around and partaking in drama? how are you paying for her lodging?! cut this woman loose and go get some of that film school pussy or something...

Huh? If you follow the timeline, this is all past tense. As in it occurred days ago. I'm just finding out about the extra charges today. I deleted her off my Facebook feed a couple of days ago after she was blabbing about hooking up with some random Marine she met at the hotel.

I take back my previous statement.  All women are whores.

[The Fake Shemp]

Perfect example of how obnoxious she became, was something I told Cajole. On the way back from downtown D.C., (which was cut short because she said she was dying on account of the weather and walking; deciding to wear black flip flops and designer garbage in the heat) she said she wanted to go to the movies to see Prince of Persia.

Me: "Cool, let's go see Prince of Persia."
Her: "But do YOU want to see Prince of Persia?"
Me: "I just want to spend time with you."
Her: "That's not what I asked."
Me: "Look, I just want to hang out with you. I'd watch whatever you want."
Her: "If I wasn't here, would you see Prince of Persia?"
Me: "No, probably not."
Her: "Then forget it! If there's nothing at the movie theaters you want to see, there's no point in going."
[I go check the theater listings.]
Me: "Well, MacGruber is out. I kind of want to see that."
Her: "No, I don't want to see it."

 

I was thinking of the last time you posted about your holiday and you were saying how you needed to bail. Or am I misremembering that part?

I posted prior to the holiday that I was probably going to sever ties, because she was becoming bossy over what to do. But she apologized and cried and whispered sweet nothings, and I caved in. She came out, and the first night we hooked up and all fears evaporated.

Then it got ugly and I put her in a hotel on Sunday night.

[Himu]

What a bitch.

[The Fake Shemp]

We have a mutual friend, who I met her through, that has also cut ties with her after this. Although, he thinks I was too nice and if it was him, he would have given her some cab money and told her to get the fuck out. He couldn't fathom why I got her a place to stay and drove all the way there for her. I honestly didn't feel I could just abandon someone in a state they know nothing about, and part of me felt guilty for everything after she verbally undressed me.

[brob]

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

While I found this incredibly hilarious, I couldn't help but find it depressing. Maybe, I should just give up on women.

Naw son, people be people. Just like there are manipulative women there are earnest ones. Even if you do everything right by a person, fostering a relationship is something that requires both parties to have an active interest in it (broadly speaking). There is absolutely no use in bashing your head against wall trying to get someone who doesn't want you, and in this case has used your desire for a relationship to exploit you, when the sea is brimming with other fish.

I posted prior to the holiday that I was probably going to sever ties, because she was becoming bossy over what to do. But she apologized and cried and whispered sweet nothings, and I caved in. She came out, and the first night we hooked up and all fears evaporated.

Then it got ugly and I put her in a hotel on Sunday night.

Bah! see, I done told you to get the fuck out. ranting justified.

[The Fake Shemp]

Wasn't really worth it. I could have probably hired a high-class escort for the same amount of money I spent during the holiday and not had to deal with all the emotional and physical grief. I probably would have saved money too.

Not to mention that it's not like there is a drought of women here.

[Mupepe]

was the sex at least worth it?  She looks like she'd be a straight up freak.

[The Fake Shemp]

Read above.

[Mupepe]

Read above.

yeah.  just saw that.  pray you didn't knock her up then!

[The Fake Shemp]

Some of us use protection.

[Mupepe]

Some of us use protection.

... but why?

*deletes posts about daughter and thread about crazy pregnant bitch*

[demi]

Willco I just want to hang out with you

[Mupepe]

Willco I just want to hang out with you

yeah, don't believe this, will.

[demi]

Eye of Mordor

[Fresh Prince]

Oh Willco 

[Diunx]

Who spends three hours on a gym?

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, thats too long. 1 1/2 hours max for me.

[brob]

No need for three hours though. Plan a full week schedule with a solid rotation and you're set with 90/120 minutes a day.

[The Fake Shemp]

I... I don't really get what you're offering.

[brob]

No need for three hours though. Plan a full week schedule with a solid rotation and you're set with 90/120 minutes a day.

I've got three months till america, you know how it is

I'm saying you're wasting that extra hour. Or at worst, training wrong which can be quite serious, especially at such a high frequency.

[brob]

my hands will be the judge of that... 

[Diunx]

Fucked a classmate today

[The Fake Shemp]

Fucked a classmate today

Was he just asking for it?

[Diunx]

I knew that was coming but yeah she initiated it, but I kinda told her I had a GF and just wanted to keep it casual, she just got out of a four years relationship and I really didn't want to get into that drama.

[TakingBackSunday]

[Diunx]

smh, I would be drowning in pussy if I had your looks BN.

[Madrun Badrun]

ya.  When did this become a girl thread? 

[TakingBackSunday]

Is there a way that can be my auto response anytime a member mentions them having sex?  Figure it out, federwang

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, I don't get BrandNew. I'm trying to close a deal right now, but I imagine if I had his rugged looks and fifteen neck scarves, I'd be snuggling post-coitus by now!

[TakingBackSunday]

I just asked a girl out and got an average to decent response.  Let's see how it pans out.

[brob]

you should do a vlog on youtube about your progress on getting laid.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm sure you'll have a million subscribers in a few weeks all asking themselves how you can't get laid looking like you do, then some television company is gonna snatch you up for a fat deal on a reality show similar to Ms. Tequila and you'll end up being sorta, almost famous as that dude who inadvertently stayed virgin against all odds like some shit out of luck magoo.

[close]

[TakingBackSunday]

fuck, good idea

[Madrun Badrun]

 "that dude who inadvertently stayed virgin against all odds like some shit out of luck magoo."

who?  link.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, I don't get BrandNew. I'm trying to close a deal right now, but I imagine if I had his rugged looks and fifteen neck scarves, I'd be snuggling post-coitus by now!

I'm done with the opposite sex for awhile

Someone needs sex rehab!

[Madrun Badrun]

[The Fake Shemp]

This time it will be different!

[BlueTsunami]

This girl I'm talking too just told me her tits are like Haley from Paramore and I'm all like "Niiiice" but thats not why I'm posting this. I read a user comment under the article with Haley's shot and it read...

"With tits that small, she should have a tattoo on her chest that reads: “In case of rape; this side up.”

Oh man

[etiolate]

dennis murphy

[Madrun Badrun]

"With tits that small, she should have a tattoo on her chest that reads: “In case of rape; this side up.”

Oh man

[BlueTsunami]

Dennis Leary? or is the dude from Dateline down with the young generation? I'm so confused.

[etiolate]

dennis murphy

Truly the greatest. I'm considering buying his CD "One Hand, One Heart" and giving it out to people I know.


I wonder if Dennis was friends with Tom Gavin. I wanna say he was.

Do those two still get publicity in the DC area?

[Diunx]

There is a new taco truck at this park that I frequent, they make awesome burritos the owner is a crazy old Peruvian guy, he sings opera on the park and shit

[Cormacaroni]

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

So what's you're basically saying is:



(incredibly late/obvious but hey, i don't read this thread much)