Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4167921 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15060 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:00:22 PM »

Is it possible to pee while hanging upside down? I don't mean just dribbling, I mean full stream.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #15061 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:37:33 PM »

I would honestly bet my life on my peter being able to do that, and I haven't ever been anywhere near that G force. If you can't believe in number one, life is not worth living.

demi · « **Reply #15062 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:40:47 PM »

If you can piss with a fully erect penis, theres no reason to believe you cant do it upside down. You can eat upside down...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15063 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:42:38 PM »

peeing while erect is the only way to pee. feels good man

demi · « **Reply #15064 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:43:48 PM »

wtf? no its not. its awful. half mast is better since you can get a nice grip.

Reb · « **Reply #15065 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:00:53 PM »

Retreated cold penis peeing is the best.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15066 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:21:51 PM »

1 for 5 again

At least I'm consistent.

*groans

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15067 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:25:28 PM »

I skipped today too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15068 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:31:39 PM »

Skip to attend that anxiety group?

I'm actually in class right now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15069 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:59:50 PM »

Skipped to write a platonic analysis of Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15070 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:03:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 20, 2012, 04:59:50 PM

Skipped to write a platonic analysis of Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights

that sounds fun as hell

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15071 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:06:41 PM »

You are in need of a Analytic in your life like I need a woman.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15072 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:09:33 PM »

it's true :'( the real world is just the worst. I'd even settle for dull analytic pedantry.

Bebpo · « **Reply #15073 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:30:31 AM »

LIFE IS SO AWESOME

FUCK YEAH

:ROCK :ROCK

:usavich

chronovore · « **Reply #15074 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:33:57 AM »

I've got a domestic flight on Virgin America tomorrow. I've got a carry-on suitcase, and I've got a suit, which is on a hanger-case which is very compact -- basically the size of a suit jacket, folded in half.

Are they going to call that (not incorrectly) two carry-on bags, or am I safe? Should I just wear the suit for the flight?

Bebpo · « **Reply #15075 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:55:35 AM »

I'm...not sure. It's probably ok. I've seen people do that before. But I don't work for the airline, so can't confirm.

Sorry I can't be of more help.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15076 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:31:29 AM »

they never counted a suit as extra on any flight ive been on

chronovore · « **Reply #15077 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:49:10 AM »

Thanks!

I've heard now that I'm allowed "a carry-on and a personal item," where one goes in the overhead compartment, and the other must fit under the seat in front of me.

I might still just wear the suit.

FatalT · « **Reply #15078 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:03:26 PM »

Atramental came over to my house to play some games. Yay!

Atramental · « **Reply #15079 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:19:47 PM »

Photographic evidence:

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15080 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:24:45 PM »

FatalT kind of looks like NPH.

I think you each would look good with a full beard though. And you have cool glasses Altra.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15081 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:42:35 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2012, 06:19:47 PM

Photographic evidence:
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Atramental · « **Reply #15082 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:12:06 PM »

The funny thing is that FatalT is 24 and I'm 22 but you couldn't tell that from just looking at us.

I look like I'm in my late 20s or early 30s and FatalT could easily pass as someone in their late teens.

pickle · « **Reply #15083 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2012, 06:19:47 PM

Photographic evidence:
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Nawww, that's so cute!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15084 on:** September 22, 2012, 09:05:47 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15085 on:** September 25, 2012, 05:05:34 PM »

My preorder for the avengers just shipped from amazon.ca. 37$. It's 20$ on amazon.com. fuckers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15086 on:** September 26, 2012, 01:01:14 PM »

Social anxiety terrible again today too, and I just skipped the last two days. I'm becoming Malek

Diunx · « **Reply #15087 on:** September 26, 2012, 01:06:28 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15088 on:** September 26, 2012, 03:12:34 PM »

I want an icecap but there are so many people everywhere.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15089 on:** September 26, 2012, 04:08:46 PM »

Balls stuck to leg. Worst day since the last worst day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15090 on:** September 26, 2012, 04:36:07 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 26, 2012, 04:08:46 PM

Balls stuck to leg. Worst day since the last worst day.

wait what

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15091 on:** September 26, 2012, 05:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 26, 2012, 01:06:28 PM

I LOL'ed for real at "Gay Bane".

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15092 on:** September 26, 2012, 05:28:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2012, 04:36:07 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 26, 2012, 04:08:46 PM
Balls stuck to leg. Worst day since the last worst day.

wait what

what, that never happened to you?

Himu · « **Reply #15093 on:** September 26, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »

pd has small testicles. at least we learned something about father mike today: he's well endowed even if he is a wimp.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15094 on:** September 26, 2012, 05:43:43 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15095 on:** September 26, 2012, 07:19:13 PM »

Got a $1000 scholarship today. Highest academic standing in philosophy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15096 on:** September 26, 2012, 07:54:24 PM »

Actually made a class this week before Thursday.

edit: well, technically it hasn't started yet so I can still leave.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15097 on:** September 26, 2012, 08:49:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 26, 2012, 07:19:13 PM

Got a $1000 scholarship today. Highest academic standing in philosophy.

grats. hooker time

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15098 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:12:06 PM »

Maybe she will unstick my balls if you know what I mean PD

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15099 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:17:04 PM »

I'm going to fall asleep.

pickle · « **Reply #15100 on:** September 27, 2012, 05:22:01 AM »

So I guess I'm back on antidepressants again. Lyf sux yo. :'(

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15101 on:** September 27, 2012, 05:46:09 AM »

skunk problems

Eric P · « **Reply #15102 on:** September 27, 2012, 10:16:25 AM »

fuck yes.

CMJ press badge approved. Full CMJ access.

http://www.cmj.com/marathon/cmj-2012-artists/

Diunx · « **Reply #15103 on:** September 27, 2012, 12:16:27 PM »

Fucking ant just bit me!

Broseidon · « **Reply #15104 on:** September 27, 2012, 12:22:19 PM »

Went on a mini shopping spree today. Feels good.

bud · « **Reply #15105 on:** September 27, 2012, 03:07:23 PM »

this morning i had a dream about how uncomfortable it made me feel that my daughter had large breasts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15106 on:** September 27, 2012, 03:41:59 PM »

Can't tell if too much icecap or if I'm getting sick. Will keep you updated tri-hourly.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15107 on:** September 27, 2012, 04:04:09 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 27, 2012, 03:41:59 PM

Can't tell if too much icecap or if I'm getting sick. Will keep you updated tri-hourly.

RIP

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15108 on:** September 27, 2012, 04:06:57 PM »

I rolled down my sleeves. Feel slightly better. 50/50 chance it's nothing or it's icecap induced diabetes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15109 on:** September 27, 2012, 04:21:01 PM »

No change. i assume I am dying slowly

Screaming commencing in 3,2,1

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15110 on:** September 27, 2012, 04:24:25 PM »

Quote from: pickle on September 27, 2012, 05:22:01 AM

So I guess I'm back on antidepressants again. Lyf sux yo. :'(

I'm resisting the urge to go back on them. Besides, I've already taken just about everything invented at least once.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15111 on:** September 27, 2012, 04:25:30 PM »

Quote from: bud on September 27, 2012, 03:07:23 PM

this morning i had a dream about how uncomfortable it made me feel that my daughter had large breasts.

They were budding.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15112 on:** September 27, 2012, 05:24:56 PM »

Feeling better. Thank you all for your get well cards.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15113 on:** September 27, 2012, 07:17:54 PM »

I sent you a "get Wellbutrin" card.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15114 on:** September 27, 2012, 09:35:19 PM »

So I subscribed to r/mildlyinteresting/. I keep clicking links without looking where they come from. Everytime I get one from r/mildlyinteresting/ I get annoyed that it is only mildly interesting, and go to down vote them until I see where they come from. It's like I'm constantly trolling myself by not unsubscribing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15115 on:** September 27, 2012, 09:41:59 PM »

http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/10k53a/one_of_andrew_jacksons_eyebrows_is_significantly/

leper yourself. Go to r/nsfw like the rest of us.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15116 on:** September 27, 2012, 10:10:53 PM »

Then I can't browse reddit at school. I can see why this works for you though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15117 on:** September 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM »

I was getting sick

demi · « **Reply #15118 on:** September 28, 2012, 01:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2012, 09:41:59 PM

Go to r/gonewildplus like the rest of us.

bork · « **Reply #15119 on:** September 28, 2012, 02:36:41 PM »

At the station near work, there's a rather long escalator going down to the platform. People always stand on the right side and leave the left side open for those who want to walk down.

The other day I'm walking down the escalator. Several people are in front of me. As we approach the bottom, a rather portly older gentleman with a cane is taking up a full step with both his rotundness and a bag on the left side of the step.

The girl in front me says "excuse me" and the guy goes "THIS IS AN ESCALATOR. USE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO WALK DOWN. LEARN HOW TO USE THE ESCALATOR" in a loud voice, looking annoyed. She ignore him and steps over his bag, continuing down.

I also say "excuse me" as I step over his bag and continue on. He says "THIS IS AN ESCALATOR. USE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO WALK DOWN. LEARN HOW TO USE THE ESCALATOR" again, even though I was two steps behind the girl.

The girl hears this at the bottom, looks up, and screams "FUCK YOU!!!!" I get to the bottom and keep walking. The girl is front of me and is trying to use her train pass, but it seems to have run out of credits, so she goes to put more on it at a kiosk...near the escalator.

And as I'm walking down to the platform, I hear "THIS IS AN ESCALATOR. USE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO WALK DOWN. LEARN HOW TO USE THE ESCALATOR."

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