Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4278104 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2100 on:** July 10, 2010, 10:42:54 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2010, 10:38:19 PM

Yeah, this is the second time within a month that his wife and I hang out by ourselves, have a ton of fun, his manhood feels threatened, he totally lashes out at her, she feels like garbage, I get sucked into being the shoulder to cry on, he looks like a dick, etc.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2101 on:** July 10, 2010, 10:55:55 PM »

Nothing sexual, whatsoever. I'm happily involved with my girlfriend. We just drink and party and have fun. Often times, at his behest! He asked me to take her out and have a good time. But then he gets jealous and paranoid, calls both our cellphones throughout the evening, doesn't like the fact that we have so much fun, etc.

It's totally unhealthy. And his wife just turned 21-years-old. She wants to have fun. He wants to lock her up in the house or something. It's so bizarre.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2102 on:** July 10, 2010, 11:11:06 PM »

21 yearold wife? It's not going to work out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2103 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:19:22 AM »

going to bed at 5:30am on a weekend night

waking up at 9:00am to deal with unexpected guests

Himu · « **Reply #2104 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:26:28 AM »

it's the weekend...wtf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2105 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:31:27 AM »

Meant weekend night. I went to bed last night at 5:30am after some SCII and other shit. Then got awaken at 9am by a call saying a realtor would be coming over to look at the house smh. So I got up and cleaned up a bit, and have been up ever sense. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #2106 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:23:19 AM »

All nighters are fun!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2107 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:32:56 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 09, 2010, 11:56:02 AM

Mr. Gundam: LIVIN LIFE, DOIN THANGS! my fuckin hero!

Hell yeah, man. Had a great anniversary trip in Vancouver with Mrs. Gundam. Eatin' thangs, drinkin' thangs, buyin' thangs, walking around lookin' at thangs.

Doin' thangs is highly underrated.

Himu · « **Reply #2108 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:45:18 PM »

Man, I hate church.

Today is my church's 50th anniversary, and I can't make it because I've got plans with some people all day. My parents are singing in the choir and I've seen that choir sing 9999 times. I would go, if only to see them sing and leave afterwards because it's the only thing of value I'd gain from going but I'm going to be gone all day. I tell my dad I can't make and now he has an attitude suggesting that family isn't good enough for me and that friends are more important than family. wtf. smh

T234 · « **Reply #2109 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:52:58 PM »

I tell you this EB, MDMA stands for More Dramatic, More Awesome.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2110 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 11, 2010, 01:23:19 AM

All nighters are fun!

No they're not.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2111 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:28:33 PM »

Old Malak is old.

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ya they aren't fun

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2112 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:55:12 PM »

old malek is tired of insomnia.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2113 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:00:37 PM »

I'm just chilling out here at 4 o ciock. Who the fuck is online right now mayne?

Groogrux · « **Reply #2114 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:06:21 PM »

My wife is a bitch and flips out on me at the suggestion that I spend some time with my friends. It's completely okay for her to go out and drink with her friends and watch movies, but for me, it's un-fucking-heard of.

This is re-goddamn-diculous. I'm getting drunk now. She can fucking deal with it.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2115 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:21:28 PM »

hell yeah motherfucker

Diunx · « **Reply #2116 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:23:00 PM »

Ask her for a divorce that will give you hand in the relationship.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2117 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:25:40 PM »

hey diunx whats up

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2118 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:28:34 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 11, 2010, 10:23:00 PM

Ask her for a divorce that will give you hand in the relationship.

And he's going to need it.

/seinfeld

Diunx · « **Reply #2119 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:30:39 PM »

Nothing man just drinking some coke and deciding whether to watch another episode of the wire or play some games.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2120 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:43:18 PM »

The Wire? I still need to watch that show. What are your game choices?

Diunx · « **Reply #2121 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:45:38 PM »

Suikoden I and the snes version of Tactics Ogre, I'm gonna go with the wire and then play some suikoden before hitting the sack.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2122 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:47:33 PM »

Awesome, I've played Suikoden I quite a few years back and it immediately went in my top rpgs list.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2123 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:50:07 PM »

Now I'm thinking about playing some game before sleep. I got Lumines for the PS2 but shit that game has crappy music. I thought this game was supposed to have great music? And is this game just challenges and a puzzle mode? Where's the main game?

Groogrux · « **Reply #2124 on:** July 12, 2010, 12:09:55 AM »

I AM FUCKIN WASTEDD EVEL BORE> I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYDS> YOU MAKE ME LOVE MY LIFE>

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2125 on:** July 12, 2010, 12:11:59 AM »

WE LUVV YOU TOO>

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2126 on:** July 12, 2010, 12:12:59 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on July 12, 2010, 12:09:55 AM

I AM FUCKIN WASTEDD EVEL BORE> I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYDS> YOU MAKE ME LOVE MY LIFE>

Groogrux · « **Reply #2127 on:** July 12, 2010, 12:15:21 AM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #2128 on:** July 12, 2010, 03:14:49 AM »

EVEL BORE

Groogrux · « **Reply #2129 on:** July 12, 2010, 08:11:37 AM »

This place was the only one that I apparently showed much restraint at last night. I had a really good time on Facebook, and I apparently met some new people. One of them I was told that I said, "You're pretty hot. It was really nice to meet you." And then I walked off. I also apparently snuck out of my bedroom (they were trying to coral me by this time) and let the dog out of her cage while running through the house in boxer shorts yelling "FREEDOM!"

I think I had a good night.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2130 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:42:26 PM »

I think I got my cmake file working! Take that cross-platform compilation

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2131 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:44:30 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on July 12, 2010, 08:11:37 AM

I also apparently snuck out of my bedroom (they were trying to coral me by this time) and let the dog out of her cage while running through the house in boxer shorts yelling "FREEDOM!"

I think I had a good night.

It depends on how extensively you were quoting Mel Gibson.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2132 on:** July 12, 2010, 06:52:19 PM »

I just ate a 5 layer burrito. It was

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2133 on:** July 12, 2010, 07:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 12, 2010, 06:52:19 PM

I just ate a 5 layer burrito. It was

Report back in an hour.

Mandark · « **Reply #2134 on:** July 12, 2010, 08:01:21 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on July 12, 2010, 07:59:53 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 12, 2010, 06:52:19 PM
I just ate a 5 layer burrito. It was

Report back in an hour.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34764.0

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2135 on:** July 12, 2010, 08:02:20 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2136 on:** July 12, 2010, 08:06:28 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 12, 2010, 03:14:49 AM

EVEL BORE

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2137 on:** July 12, 2010, 08:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2010, 08:01:21 PM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on July 12, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on July 12, 2010, 06:52:19 PM
I just ate a 5 layer burrito. It was

Report back in an hour.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34764.0

I feel fine.

chronovore · « **Reply #2138 on:** July 12, 2010, 09:25:06 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2010, 10:30:50 PM

I think I inadvertently ruined my friend's marriage.

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 10, 2010, 10:34:05 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2010, 10:30:50 PM
I think I inadvertently ruined my friend's marriage.
My wife tries to do the opposite with one of her friends.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2010, 10:38:19 PM

Yeah, this is the second time within a month that his wife and I hang out by ourselves, have a ton of fun, his manhood feels threatened, he totally lashes out at her, she feels like garbage, I get sucked into being the shoulder to cry on, he looks like a dick, etc.

I don't want to burst your manly-man bubble, but it's egotism to think that you're ruining their relationship. It sounds like they're doing a perfectly good job of that all on their own.

Married at 21? That's idiocy. But they'd be well-served by actually trying to communicate with each other. Most likely, this is just a starter marriage.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2139 on:** July 12, 2010, 09:51:05 PM »

Shut your mouth, chronovore. Willco is irresistible. How dare you even imply that he isn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2140 on:** July 12, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »

I am not implying it has to do anything with the hunk of man that types before you, but that her husband is ridiculously jealous. If anything, the fact that he is so jealous of me is ridiculous; I'm the last person on Earth that would make a move.

I just happen to be the spark for this little outburst. I'm sure this would be the case for any guy in my situation.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2141 on:** July 12, 2010, 10:57:02 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 12, 2010, 10:51:50 PM

I am not implying it has to do anything with the hunk of man that types before you, but that her husband is ridiculously jealous. If anything, the fact that he is so jealous of me is ridiculous; I'm the last person on Earth that would make a move.

I just happen to be the spark for this little outburst. I'm sure this would be the case for any guy in my situation.

i'd be jealous of willco.. all he has to do is

and girls wet their panties

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2142 on:** July 12, 2010, 11:46:36 PM »

When he pops the top, the panties drop.

chronovore · « **Reply #2143 on:** July 13, 2010, 12:07:58 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 12, 2010, 10:51:50 PM

I am not implying it has to do anything with the hunk of man that types before you, but that her husband is ridiculously jealous. If anything, the fact that he is so jealous of me is ridiculous; I'm the last person on Earth that would make a move.

I just happen to be the spark for this little outburst. I'm sure this would be the case for any guy in my situation.

That's what I was trying to convey: that the guy would get jealous of anyone who is providing his wife with "the fun." Not saying you're not fun to hang around with, or that you don't have a fear-inducing python in your pants, only that Jack Too-Young-to-be-Married is going to have a long life of difficulty -OR- a very short marriage.

chronovore · « **Reply #2144 on:** July 13, 2010, 12:08:37 AM »

Went out for a dinner show last night with my extended family. Konishiki, a retired sumo wrestler who is now a talent/celebrity did a musical concert featuring Hawaiian songs and Japanese songs about Hawaii. The food was pretty good: lobster and maguro/bluefin poki salad, loco-moco style filet of beef, fresh fruit dessert, and a full bottle of a Chilean cab made all the jokes funnier. Though I am pretty sure I almost drooled on my shirt from the open mouthed state I entered whenever the petite, Japanese hula dancers came on stage.

When we arrived home, my neighbor showed up with a very nice vintage wine, and an Australian dessert wine, so we were up until 02:00 getting shouty and laughing.

ignoring a bad-starting Monday to go out and have a social life on a weekday

drinkin' on Monday night until 02:00

ogling the fine, firm hips and abs of young hula ladies

getting up at 07:00 and realizing half the stuff kids need for school isn't ready

Ichirou · « **Reply #2145 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:59:01 AM »

I thought you said your dad was black.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2146 on:** July 13, 2010, 09:06:53 AM »

no his mom is white

Mupepe · « **Reply #2147 on:** July 13, 2010, 10:37:28 AM »

A friend was supposed to come over and watch scary movies with me and do puzzles with my wife last night. Then two other friends showed up. my wife made us baked and breaded chicken with a caesar salad and mashed potatoes with garlic bread and we got fucked up watching tv, playing games, doing puzzles and shit. Finally fell asleep at 2am and had to come into work

I'm so sleepy

Diunx · « **Reply #2148 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:09:36 PM »

Went to the Ikea near my house today to shield myself from the upcoming rain. there where a bunch of girls from the interior decoration department walking around and taking notes, they where all really hot and they have the best uniform white tight tshirt and a really tight pair of gray pants

Whats the consensus on the Vanilla flavored Absolute vodka? I'm also curious about the pearl one.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2149 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:19:58 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 13, 2010, 12:37:56 PM

It's my birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Robo · « **Reply #2150 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:39:16 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 13, 2010, 12:37:56 PM

It's my birthday!

Wha? Fuck you, it's MY birthday!

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2151 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:40:21 PM »

Happy Birthday.

In celebration, you should post more shirtless photos.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2152 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:43:17 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 13, 2010, 01:42:15 PM

Looks like I'm not going to class.

Every day is my birthday.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2153 on:** July 13, 2010, 02:04:55 PM »

What's that? Yo're going to put a bomb inside The Business's cake? Lighting the candle will light the fuse?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2154 on:** July 13, 2010, 02:12:40 PM »

Maybe, in exchange for Moroccan women.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2155 on:** July 15, 2010, 12:29:01 AM »

I ate some mozarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milk shake this morning and then went to the gym right after. yeah, that was a bad idea, I had to go outside after about ten minutes and pretend like I got a phone call. I projectile vomited about six feet into some bushes. Majority of it didn't make it into the bushes but a lot of it was coming out of my nose. Which made me smell sugary/cheesy/acid stuff all day no matter how much I washed out my mouth and nose. I will probably avoid dairy for a while.

Later on, I went to UC Santa Cruz for the first time because I had to drop off some stuff. Really pretty campus and lots of hot girls from what I could see. I think I saw this place someone here mentioned next to the campus called "Burger" (a restaurant). Looked kinda gay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2156 on:** July 15, 2010, 12:55:45 AM »

I can't get into a class I wanted to because I was lazy about signing up

Now I have to decide if I want to take a really work heavy class on top of 5 others, only do five or find some other class to fill the spot

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2157 on:** July 15, 2010, 12:56:31 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 15, 2010, 12:29:01 AM

I ate some mozarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milk shake this morning and then went to the gym right after. yeah, that was a bad idea, I had to go outside after about ten minutes and pretend like I got a phone call. I projectile vomited about six feet into some bushes. Majority of it didn't make it into the bushes but a lot of it was coming out of my nose. Which made me smell sugary/cheesy/acid stuff all day no matter how much I washed out my mouth and nose. I will probably avoid dairy for a while.

Later on, I went to UC Santa Cruz for the first time because I had to drop off some stuff. Really pretty campus and lots of hot girls from what I could see. I think I saw this place someone here mentioned next to the campus called "Burger" (a restaurant). Looked kinda gay.

Yeah, it's the dairy that's the problem there

Maybe try eating some real food and not sugary processed garbage.

chronovore · « **Reply #2158 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:15:09 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 15, 2010, 12:29:01 AM

I ate some mozarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milk shake this morning and then went to the gym right after. yeah, that was a bad idea, I had to go outside after about ten minutes and pretend like I got a phone call. I projectile vomited about six feet into some bushes. Majority of it didn't make it into the bushes but a lot of it was coming out of my nose. Which made me smell sugary/cheesy/acid stuff all day no matter how much I washed out my mouth and nose. I will probably avoid dairy for a while.

Later on, I went to UC Santa Cruz for the first time because I had to drop off some stuff. Really pretty campus and lots of hot girls from what I could see. I think I saw this place someone here mentioned next to the campus called "Burger" (a restaurant). Looked kinda gay.

UCSC! My alma mater. Lovely place. The girls are lovely and... open minded. Lots of LUGs though.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2159 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:20:35 AM »

what's a lug?

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 15, 2010, 12:56:31 AM

Yeah, it's the dairy that's the problem there
Maybe try eating some real food and not sugary processed garbage.

Yeah, I'm not saying that dairy is bad for you. I'm saying that it was a bad idea to eat something like that right before exercise and that I am avoiding stuff with lots of cheese or milk in the near future because I just threw it up out of my nose. But no, of course I wouldn't have thrown up if I ate sugar packets or something.

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