Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[nudemacusers]

I like the really aggressive sex bots

ashley22florida: hey you ugly fucker what are you doing right now haha?

 

[CatsCatsCats]

Fuck yes it's finally Friday

[king of the internet]

Didn't have time to post this before I left this morning, but who did you pass my Skype contact info off to, Wrath? I thought we were ikhwan. 

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Seems like she really likes you!!

[Eli Gulgin]

I like the really aggressive sex bots

ashley22florida: hey you ugly fucker what are you doing right now haha?

 

I wish someone would talk to me like that 

[nudemacusers]

listen you disgusting little pig, I saw you watching me in the gym shower. you like what you saw little gayboy? i bet you wish i took of my shirt right now and let you touch my ripped chest don't you? you'd give anything for me to take chiseled tight arms and pin you down huh? *flexes* Yeah that's right, step back, don't get closer to me unless I tell you to. Oh, looking at my jeans again. You probably want to see what I've got under there, wanna get on your knees right?

[Phoenix Dark]

[demi]

Fake. Cricket doesnt have Apple devices. You arent fooling anyone.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I feel like I need to make a bot version of myself to fit in

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought you were already a bot?

[recursivelyenumerable]

Sort of, these posts are being posted by a bot, but I wrote all of them before I died. It was tricky because I had to simulate the mental processes of other posters to derive likely posts to which I could respond, etc. If you want to know more about the methodology check out this article.

[Kara]

Seems like she really likes you!!

idk, if she really liked me wouldn't she have asked me for my credit card information? 

Regardless I never heard from Amanda again. We'll always have Skype, sexbot. 

[TVC15]

Man I need my mocha.  She-Whore had better not be working today.

[Squiddy]

I meant to do something, but I forgot what it was.
I think it might be internet-related?

[Brehvolution]

This last hour is taking forever to get over.

I've read the whole internet already.

[TVC15]

Did you read all my fanfic?

[Brehvolution]

Of course.

[TVC15]

She-Whore was indeed there, but I had a psychiatrist's appointment early this morning so I didn't have my morning injection, so I had to deal with her. And it was hell. She makes coffee like old people fuck. She gives me my fucking bagel on a plate instead of a bag. She's basically the worst person ever.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like you were too shook to ask for a bag.

[TVC15]

No! The time she didn't give me a bag, I definitely asked for one. She was just too busy talking in her sarcastic voice that she fucking forgot it, and I didn't want to initiate contact with her again to ask for one since I figured it wasn't that big of a deal. But it WAS that big of a deal. Trying to open security doors while balancing a plate and holding a hot cup of coffee isn't fucking easy, and I have to through 2 of them to get back to my office. Also, that time I think she forgot to put the little sleeve on my coffee that makes it more tolerable to hold.

[Kara]

No! The time she didn't give me a bag, I definitely asked for one. She was just too busy talking in her sarcastic voice that she fucking forgot it, and I didn't want to initiate contact with her again to ask for one since I figured it wasn't that big of a deal. But it WAS that big of a deal. Trying to open security doors while balancing a plate and holding a hot cup of coffee isn't fucking easy, and I have to through 2 of them to get back to my office. Also, that time I think she forgot to put the little sleeve on my coffee that makes it more tolerable to hold.

 

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Sometimes I feel like we're related yadda yadda yadda.

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[Madrun Badrun]

Got on the wait list for a major scholarship (was also on the wait list last year).  Always feel like I'm middle of the pack.  Also my supervisor is taking first authorship on a paper.  He deserves to be first but still feel disappointed I'm not.  #grad school problems

[TVC15]

I can write a good luck fanfic for you.

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't think that would actually grant good luck.  And depending on how good Google's data mining is, might actually prevent me from getting a job there on in office in the future, which is the opposite of good luck.   

[TVC15]

I could refer to you as Father Mike!

[Phoenix Dark]

Saw a couple people on the side of the road with smoking cars. Later I realized my car was running pretty hot, so I went by the auto store to get some coolant. There were a couple more people in the parking lot with smoking cars as well lol. Pretty hot day so it's not surprising.

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[Yulwei]

She-Whore was indeed there, but I had a psychiatrist's appointment early this morning so I didn't have my morning injection, so I had to deal with her. And it was hell. She makes coffee like old people fuck. She gives me my fucking bagel on a plate instead of a bag. She's basically the worst person ever.

No! The time she didn't give me a bag, I definitely asked for one. She was just too busy talking in her sarcastic voice that she fucking forgot it, and I didn't want to initiate contact with her again to ask for one since I figured it wasn't that big of a deal. But it WAS that big of a deal. Trying to open security doors while balancing a plate and holding a hot cup of coffee isn't fucking easy, and I have to through 2 of them to get back to my office. Also, that time I think she forgot to put the little sleeve on my coffee that makes it more tolerable to hold.

I sense some chemistry between the two of you 

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[TVC15]

How's this for an opening, still working on the wording:

"After revolving around a mop placed in a bucket of water in the middle of the room, Arvie decided he would like to rotate on top of it."

[recursivelyenumerable]

"placed" is a tricky word in general

[TVC15]

I could probably just remove "placed" and it would be clearer.

[Madrun Badrun]

'Father Mike'!  The NSA is listening!

[recursivelyenumerable]

Well it could be interpreted to mean Arvie himself is with the mop in the bucket of water.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Car battery died

Got a new work assignment due in an impossible amount of time, so I'm working over the weekend and have to skip out on a Vegas trip my roommate and girlfriend are going on

My new apartment is still furniture empty, my work station is set up on the floor with my monitor on a box and I've been living on pasta and oatmeal until I get a chance to grab groceries

But there's an incredible liquor store two minutes from me with weekly refreshes and a "hot" day in my new area is like 80 degrees max so life is good no matter what.

[Eli Gulgin]

I would quite enjoy a TVC+Karakand fanfic. Something incestuous.

[TVC15]

Well it could be interpreted to mean Arvie himself is with the mop in the bucket of water.

How would you word it?

[TVC15]

Fuck I have to piss but the bathroom on my floor is broken and I'd half to walk either up or down stairs.

[Madrun Badrun]

Since when are your pants not good enough?

[Kara]

I would quite enjoy a TVC+Karakand fanfic. Something incestuous.

We'd make Sid and Nancy seem like Mitt and Ann Romney.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hate when you're eating with someone and they won't match your eating pace. Fuck off fast eating asshole :'(

Hurry the fuck up.  I want to order desert and don't want to be rude.

[Joe Molotov]

I hate when you're eating out someone and they won't match your eating pace.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hate when you're eating with someone and they won't match your eating pace. Fuck off fast eating asshole :'(

Hurry the fuck up.  I want to order desert and don't want to be rude.

you can't order a desert

you're already being rude by jamming your face full

Well you can just forget about our date then. 

[Kara]

I can never go on a date with Esch.  :'(

[recursivelyenumerable]

I always finish before everyone else, it's great.

[Shadow Mod]

Helped kids make paper capes and masks today.

Lil heroes.

[Shadow Mod]

I end up needing a doggy bag so slow or fast, I'm just not finishing.

Which reminds me I said "doggy bag" the other day and the waitress looked at me sideways then got it. My friend said "we need to bring doggy bag back."

[Broseidon]

I eat slow as fuck and it pisses everyone else off

[Kara]

It was a pretty good joke, I feel like I read something to that effect once in the Red Phoenix. 

I was always a fast eater, but scheduling client into client into client forcing me to eat fast food while driving between my overloaded schedule certainly didn't slow me down.

Now I just drink meal shakes or eat a meal bar. Stopping to smell the roses. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I always finish before everyone else, it's great.

Not for the girl. 

[Shadow Mod]

I have to say there really is a special kind of group meal out there. You're all tired, hungry, maybe even irritable. So you tuck into something huge and greasy together without exchanging more than a couple words. It's understood. It's beautiful.  This is usually a hungover breakfast.

Sounds like a lot of my meals in general because everyone ends up skipping lunch for one reason or another.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I have to say there really is a special kind of group meal out there. You're all tired, hungry, maybe even irritable. So you tuck into something huge and greasy together without exchanging more than a couple words. It's understood. It's beautiful.  This is usually a hungover breakfast.

3 AM post show Jack In the Box munchie box

[Kara]

Before writing a post here I was all, "I'm going to lie down and treat myself by listening to Richard Strauss's Metamorphosen," but after listening to it I fell asleep for 3 hours scrobbling music. 

I hope I didn't scrobble anything embarrassing. 

While I was sleeping I dreamt that I was arguing about Wire seasons here, which is the height of pointlessness. I hope I didn't do that? Still kind of half asleep so I don't really know if I was doing that. 

I have to go hang out today with my client's spouse that took me out to cheer me up when my ex left me. I hope it won't be too bad. 

At least I'll get free drinks, food, and #solidarity out of it. 

Poorly timed tangent: The last time I truly felt overwhelming aesthetic joy I was driving on Highway 1 at night from San Pedro to OC while listening to Metamorphosen. It was baller as fuck. 

Time to die go back to sleep. 

[chronovore]

How slow is european slow 

They're still having brunch during the Industrial Revolution.

[TVC15]

Have I ever said that season 2 of The Wire sucks?

[CatsCatsCats]

I'm an extremely fast eater, for a terrible reason.

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have alcoholic parents that enforce family dinner breh, you can leave when you're done breh


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[Kara]

I'm an extremely fast eater, for a terrible reason.

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have alcoholic parents that enforce family dinner breh, you can leave when you're done breh


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[Himu]

Have I ever said that season 2 of The Wire sucks?

No, it's great.

[Madrun Badrun]

Have I ever said that season 2 of The Wire sucks?

Ya and people keep telling you that you're wrong. 

[TVC15]

Have I ever said that season 2 of The Wire sucks?

Ya and people keep telling you that you're wrong. 

Only the white people. And Himu.

[Shadow Mod]

Forgot how hilarious Ancient Aliens is.

"Aliens totes genetically modified humans and reintroduced them back into the population to procreate."

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Now I just drink meal shakes or eat a meal bar. Stopping to smell the roses. 

the leftist ideologues of our time depend on corporate chemical stews and their rancid pressed soylent for sustenance

this is progressive, as food culture fetishism is a nostalgist relic of feudalist social relations. "All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind. "