I'm able to do the inception thing. Basically I go to sleep and then I dream that I go to sleep and then I wake up in my dream and I think I'm awake doing things.
Until suddenly I realize, I'm still sleeping.
Not so long ago I had this boring ass dream that I was working. It was ok, but still just work.
Then I realized that some things didn't make sense. So I thought about how I got there, which is the 'trick' for checking if you're asleep or not and I realized. Oh, I'm still sleeping.
So I 'wake up' and shit, I have to get to work but I overslept. And as I look out the window I see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance. Glad I wasn't near the office when that happened.
Nuclear attack, jesus christ. So I rush to the beaches and get on a boat to England with one of my friends who works for sea rescue.
At that point it is all out war against who knows what and they ask for volunteers for the army. Because I'm a gamer I get assigned to drone command and I'm this cool ass drone commander.
Bombing everything to shit and winning medals. Then my rational brain kicks in as we're checked for not being spies. The officer asks: "How did you survive the blast?" and I tell him about escaping to the beach.
However, my work is about 10-20km from where I live so I can't possibly have escaped a nuclear blast. He bangs on the table and BOOM I wake up. For real this time, exhausted.
Having done both my day job and lived as a drone commander all in the same night.
