Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[BlueTsunami]

I drunkenly just stopped Inside Llywen Davis to start up a rewatch of Eyes Wide Shut.  Which made me realize I don't give a fuck about melancholy but the drive derived from some cinematic edge.

[nudemacusers]

$45k in $100s is way smaller than it has any right to look.

[Joe Molotov]

$45k in $100s is way smaller than it has any right to look.

 

[bork]

Booked a little condo in the mountains for two nights for Memorial Day weekend a few weeks ago, via VRBO.  Have used them before and this has never happened-  Just got an email from the owner with directions and info.  That's normal.  But it was prefaced with "confirm your understanding and acceptance by sending a picture of your driver's license.....Also, a picture of the credit card used when making your reservation and payment.  You may block out all numbers except the last 4."  This didn't even come from the VRBO messaging system and is from someone's personal email address.

So...what?     Totally not going to do that.  Why would they think anyone would be comfortable with this?    Maybe we're not going to be going anywhere this weekend.   

Never got a reply back and drove out there, so guess they were cool with not getting that info.  Either that or they're never going to let us stay there again.   

Was a really nice place, but holy shit at the drive there- once you get to their community and go through the gate, you have to drive super-slow on this narrow little road with incredibly-steep hills.  That shit felt terrifying the first time.     We made sure to stay put at night since there's no lights anywhere on their road or the very windy road leading up to it, which is full of blind spots.  Don't even want to think about how this would be in a bad storm or during the winter.  Guess mountain living isn't for me.   

[nudemacusers]

$45k in $100s is way smaller than it has any right to look.

 

I don’t get to keep any of it tho 

[team filler]

$45k in $100s is way smaller than it has any right to look.

dat trump tax cut 

[Kara]

$45k in $100s is way smaller than it has any right to look.

 

I don’t get to keep any of it tho 

Rookie

[BisMarckie]

Fake a robbery and give the dude who robbed you a 20% cut. 

[Joe Molotov]

Fake a robbery and give the dude who robbed you a 20% cut. 

Fite me with your Subway sandwich, mac. I'll let you win.

[BisMarckie]

The SPD can only dream about getting 20% of anything these days.

[Kara]

Fake a robbery and give the dude who robbed you a 20% cut. 

Never seen someone explain social democratic theory so succinctly

 

[Raist]

Booked a little condo in the mountains for two nights for Memorial Day weekend a few weeks ago, via VRBO.  Have used them before and this has never happened-  Just got an email from the owner with directions and info.  That's normal.  But it was prefaced with "confirm your understanding and acceptance by sending a picture of your driver's license.....Also, a picture of the credit card used when making your reservation and payment.  You may block out all numbers except the last 4."  This didn't even come from the VRBO messaging system and is from someone's personal email address.

So...what?     Totally not going to do that.  Why would they think anyone would be comfortable with this?    Maybe we're not going to be going anywhere this weekend.   

Never got a reply back and drove out there, so guess they were cool with not getting that info.  Either that or they're never going to let us stay there again.   

Was a really nice place, but holy shit at the drive there- once you get to their community and go through the gate, you have to drive super-slow on this narrow little road with incredibly-steep hills.  That shit felt terrifying the first time.     We made sure to stay put at night since there's no lights anywhere on their road or the very windy road leading up to it, which is full of blind spots.  Don't even want to think about how this would be in a bad storm or during the winter.  Guess mountain living isn't for me.   

Cheers for the update.

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bork's kryptonite:

- deliveries
- hotels

- shoes

- answering the door for potentially very important things

- mountain living

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[toku]

Had to put a baby bird back it's nest today. It was fine but just didnt have the strength to reach the nest yet. Parents were distressed looking at it.

[BlueTsunami]

 

[Nintex]

Had to put a baby bird back it's nest today. It was fine but just didnt have the strength to reach the nest yet. Parents were distressed looking at it.

Don't some parent birds and even other baby birds throw out the weaklings from the nest? I remember reading that somewhere as a kid and it made me sad.

[toku]

Had to put a baby bird back it's nest today. It was fine but just didnt have the strength to reach the nest yet. Parents were distressed looking at it.

Don't some parent birds and even other baby birds throw out the weaklings from the nest? I remember reading that somewhere as a kid and it made me sad.

They do which is why I kinda hesitated to help it but they seemed to calm down once I put it back. If they were teaching it to fly it can always just jump out again lol

[BlueTsunami]

Oh
my
God

I just ate étouffée for the first time. Chicken and sausage. I am complete.

[team filler]

From Reddit: "This big guy and three of his friends got into our newly built Montana house and proceeded to live there for a month before being found."

[CatsCatsCats]

Oh
my
God

I just ate étouffée for the first time. Chicken and sausage. I am complete.

Love that shit, needs crawfish too tho

[Nintex]

Had to put a baby bird back it's nest today. It was fine but just didnt have the strength to reach the nest yet. Parents were distressed looking at it.

Don't some parent birds and even other baby birds throw out the weaklings from the nest? I remember reading that somewhere as a kid and it made me sad.

They do which is why I kinda hesitated to help it but they seemed to calm down once I put it back. If they were teaching it to fly it can always just jump out again lol

Sometimes the young ones are clumsy and they fall out themselves and it must be confusing for the whole bird family.

[Himu]

It's Pride month. You straights ever wonder what cock tastes like? Of course, no one here is straight. Therefore I am naming June "Bore" month.

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[nudemacusers]

What do cocks taste like anyway??

I’ve only made out with a dude once and that was on a drunk dare* years ago and it was a lil gross tbh.

*oh god this is where it starts doesn’t it

[Himu]

Cock can have many flavors: utter balls, disgusting cheese sweat, delicious sexy man sweat, and body wash.

[Momo]

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[skullstorm]

Cock can have many flavors: utter balls, disgusting cheese sweat, delicious sexy man sweat, and body wash.

You forgot piss

[team filler]

I've misspelled ruitos name so many times on accident, that we took a vote and decided it would be easier to spell it wrong on purpose every time instead of correcting.

[BisMarckie]

So is etoilet.

[Great Rumbler]

It is pretty funny; back in early Xbox Live days when I'd play with randoms on microphones I don't think I ever heard anyone call me riotous.  It was always "rio" (like Rio De Janeiro) or "righteous" (probably the most common.) 

Even people I'd been posting on forums who I'd game with online eventually would not really know WTF it meant lol.

I started as "riot" online like 30 years ago but eventually that username was just too popular / always in use so I switched it to riotous.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Speaking of, my granny's gay hairdresser hits on me so hard that he's actually called the house multiple times to have her tell me how handsome he thinks I am (as well as doing this in person multiple times over the past few years). I've been thinking about how crazy inappropriate that would be if he was a straight guy calling about my sister, but the reality is I'm 31 and stronk and he's a 70 something year old hair dresser who wears women's wigs to work, so it isn't an issue, and I don't know who has more male privilege in this situation: Me for not having to worry about ever being in physical danger of this creeper, or him for calling up customers to hit on their grandkids and we all just  it off because he's just an old queen.

I say make a dream happen and Sir Ian Mckellen the fuck out of his loose butthole

[Raist]

Speaking of, my granny's gay hairdresser hits on me so hard that he's actually called the house multiple times to have her tell me how handsome he thinks I am (as well as doing this in person multiple times over the past few years). I've been thinking about how crazy inappropriate that would be if he was a straight guy calling about my sister, but the reality is I'm 31 and stronk and he's a 70 something year old hair dresser who wears women's wigs to work, so it isn't an issue, and I don't know who has more male privilege in this situation: Me for not having to worry about ever being in physical danger of this creeper, or him for calling up customers to hit on their grandkids and we all just  it off because he's just an old queen.

Just give him Shosta's number.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's like, a word, man.

You says this like words aren't hard

[Joe Molotov]

Speaking of, my granny's gay hairdresser hits on me so hard that he's actually called the house multiple times to have her tell me how handsome he thinks I am (as well as doing this in person multiple times over the past few years). I've been thinking about how crazy inappropriate that would be if he was a straight guy calling about my sister, but the reality is I'm 31 and stronk and he's a 70 something year old hair dresser who wears women's wigs to work, so it isn't an issue, and I don't know who has more male privilege in this situation: Me for not having to worry about ever being in physical danger of this creeper, or him for calling up customers to hit on their grandkids and we all just  it off because he's just an old queen.

I say make a dream happen and Sir Ian Mckellen the fuck out of his loose butthole

Is Sir Ian McKellen known for destroying assholes or something

https://mobile.twitter.com/sunny_n_philly/status/218883728494170112?lang=en

[Himu]

Is it cheesy or heartfelt to send an ex friend you had a falling out with a written letter apologizing and explaining the situation?

[brawndolicious]

Had a 50 mile trip and found the perfect (cheapest) gas station along the route. Right when I go in, this guy drives off with the gas nozzle still attached to his car. I felt so embarrassed for him, I drove over to the next gas station that was 20 cents more expensive.

Apparently they use quick-release fittings so there wasn't too much of a mess, in case you're ever in a rush.

What would Steve Harvey do?

If it's that, then it's cheesy, otherwise, heartfelt.

I think sitting down to write a letter is way too purposeful for him.

[Kara]

Is it cheesy or heartfelt to send an ex friend you had a falling out with a written letter apologizing and explaining the situation?

Heartfelt, but you should prepare yourself for the possibility that the overture will be rejected before you send it.

[Potato]

Sitting in the barber shop while my son gets a haircut and the is a guy literally getting a mullet. WTF?

[BlueTsunami]

This verbose hottie prose exuding prismatic hottie liked nearly the entirety if my anonymous photography and poetry filled insta and it is absolutely fucking me up

[Snoopycat_]

My brother started walking around in a dashiki today. He's very conservative so I'm not sure if this makes him more conservative or less.

Protip: he ain't black.

Just walk past him and say nice dress Mary, did it come with a purse?

Guaranteed he'll be out of that thing in no time if he's a conservative

[tummyfat]

It looks like Bill Cosby got moved to SCI Phoenix. My dream of him and Amirox being bunkmates and best buds is dead

[Rufus]

Every morning.

[VomKriege]

Is it cheesy or heartfelt to send an ex friend you had a falling out with a written letter apologizing and explaining the situation?

Heartfelt, but you should prepare yourself for the possibility that the overture will be rejected before you send it.

Also recognize that you're mostly doing that for yourself : it's fine, everybody want to say his/her piece even if it will probably have no effect in mending that friendship.

Don't get too flowery with the language or ramble through unending sentences.

[TVC15]

Alright, I'm done drinking again, at least for six months. I'm committed to being the best me I can be and alcohol isn't in that formula.

Uh oh. What did you do last night?

[TVC15]

Good ol’ stost. I’d adopt him and sell the videos to familydick.com.

[agrajag]

[Raist]

Now that's just rude

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/12/usa-thailand-womens-world-cup-soccer

[D3RANG3D]

If it comes with the superior OP i'm game.

[agrajag]

benji how do you feel about this

https://twitter.com/empiremagazine/status/1138749281307783168

[Joe Molotov]

Picture the "KHAN!" scene in Wrath of Khan, but Kirk is just yelling the n-word.

[BisMarckie]

Nausicaa?

[Brehvolution]

The Wrath of hard pipe hittin' niccas that go medieval on yo ass.

[D3RANG3D]

[BlueTsunami]

Had a very sexual dream involving this skinny yet stacked vegan like brunette white girl. What made it odd was her personality. I can only describe it as very close to Brittany in Daria. Less airhead but just as bubbly and I woke up like

 

[agrajag]

getting old is when drinking the slightest amount of hard liquor straight gives you heartburn and you get a headache after one beer 

[toku]

You weren't supposed to be drinking.

[porkbun]

 

[porkbun]

What path did you go down to be an alcoholic at 14

[Kara]

https://twitter.com/coolstableboy/status/1139517747686252545

[archnemesis]

I've experienced the same after donating blood. Losing 0.5 liters makes you a lot more susceptible.

[Raist]

I'm gonna guess she was thinking of interaction with meds, not that you might have lost a bit too much blood.

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MDs are garbage

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