Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4310738 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33240 on:** June 16, 2019, 10:15:40 AM »

Or maybe she just didn't size him up as a lightweight.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33241 on:** June 16, 2019, 10:54:05 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 16, 2019, 02:34:30 AM

Cut my hand today, went to the ER. Lost some blood, but I didn't come off that bad.Ask my doc if I can drink tonight for boiler room, she says yes. Cool//! I get stitched up, get my tetanus shot, take a single shot before going out and I get mad spins. Fake medical news

Drinking after blood donation is the best. Economical too.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33242 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:31:47 PM »

Had a date once after donating blood. I had one glass of wine and 2 cocktails. I was so wasted and nauseous that she had to take me home and put me to bed.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33243 on:** June 18, 2019, 10:37:36 AM »

Male cardinals will feed females as part of courting. I just watched a male cardinal get seed from the ground and take it up to feed a female WHO WAS SITTING ON THE BIRD FEEDER.

What a fucking giant dad.

She's not even that hot.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33244 on:** June 19, 2019, 07:00:30 PM »

I want to get a blender but do I ball hard with a vitamix 5200 (750s features do not interest me) or do I basic bitch with a lowly kitchen aid. Discuss.

team filler · « **Reply #33245 on:** June 19, 2019, 07:09:37 PM »

$437.73

I got a hamilton beach from kmart, think it was on sale for around 20$

nachobro · « **Reply #33246 on:** June 19, 2019, 07:16:22 PM »

i got a ninja for like $100, has worked great for like 3 years now

team filler · « **Reply #33247 on:** June 19, 2019, 07:16:39 PM »

https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KSB1575ER-5-Speed-60-Ounce-BPA-Free/dp/B00CGSES9I/

I'd consider an upgrade to this one, but I prefer the glass pitcher on my HB

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33248 on:** June 19, 2019, 10:58:56 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on June 19, 2019, 07:16:22 PM

i got a ninja for like $100, has worked great for like 3 years now

is this a word filter post

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33249 on:** June 19, 2019, 11:27:40 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 19, 2019, 07:00:30 PM

I want to get a blender but do I ball hard with a vitamix 5200 (750s features do not interest me) or do I basic bitch with a lowly kitchen aid. Discuss.

Vorwerk Thermomix.
Peak German Engineering.
For the low price of $1450.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33250 on:** June 19, 2019, 11:32:09 PM »

Blendtec blender or you're a corward:

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33251 on:** June 20, 2019, 12:16:01 AM »

cloudfare is having outages.

deep state hacking

hashtag

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33252 on:** June 23, 2019, 12:37:01 PM »

Cargo shorts are a pack in with most large cell phones in America

Kara · « **Reply #33253 on:** June 23, 2019, 01:04:24 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2019, 12:37:01 PM

Cargo shorts are a pack in with most large cell phones in America

jakefromstatefarm vindicated.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33254 on:** June 23, 2019, 11:39:46 PM »

If I want to use the same non-Google browser on my phone and computadora, what's the best option right now?

Let's say the two things I care about are everything working perfectly and my porn history not being monetized.

Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2019, 01:37:05 PM

Quote from: Esch on June 23, 2019, 12:37:46 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2019, 12:30:04 PM
what do people use to carry smartphones with them when pockets are too small? dont say manpurse
cross body bags are hot right now. don't be a coward.
what the hell is a cross body bag

I think it's a purse.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33255 on:** June 24, 2019, 01:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2019, 12:30:04 PM

what do people use to carry smartphones with them when pockets are too small? dont say manpurse

Get a partially lined blouson in tropical wool or a linen blend for summer daywear.

james · « **Reply #33256 on:** June 24, 2019, 04:30:52 PM »

Hey Shosta, my marketing class freshman got their summer internships!

agrajag · « **Reply #33257 on:** June 24, 2019, 05:39:04 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33258 on:** June 24, 2019, 06:00:08 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #33259 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:12:35 AM »

And thus, Batman became a JoJo character.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #33260 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:41:21 AM »

motherfuck whoever wrote pakistan's sales tax legislation, i hope the imf sticks a gun to their head and forces the country to adopt vat inline eu regime before giving out more loans

Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2019, 12:30:04 PM

what do people use to carry smartphones with them when pockets are too small? dont say manpurse

back pockets?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33261 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:02:58 PM »

All your Mullahs are belong to us.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33262 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:17:50 PM »

I mean the whole premise of the show is that she is like a lvl 16 wizard in a lvl 6 world.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33263 on:** June 25, 2019, 08:18:23 PM »

I too was having amazing thoughts in the shower about anime girls.

Raist · « **Reply #33264 on:** June 26, 2019, 05:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 25, 2019, 08:18:23 PM

I too was having amazing thoughts in the shower about anime girls.

Kara · « **Reply #33265 on:** June 26, 2019, 01:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on June 25, 2019, 03:41:21 AM

motherfuck whoever wrote pakistan's sales tax legislation, i hope the imf sticks a gun to their head and forces the country to adopt vat inline eu regime before giving out more loans

You always get to do the cool shit.

Tasty · « **Reply #33266 on:** June 26, 2019, 02:32:04 PM »

Quote from: Shosh on June 26, 2019, 01:26:25 PM

Not again

New name?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33267 on:** June 26, 2019, 02:37:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 26, 2019, 02:32:49 PM

Hate databases, just make the entire world a flat file fuck the consequences

Tasty · « **Reply #33268 on:** June 26, 2019, 09:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Shosh on June 26, 2019, 02:45:47 PM

Quote from: Esch on June 26, 2019, 02:32:49 PM
Hate databases, just make the entire world a flat file fuck the consequences
Not using schemas

Schemas

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33269 on:** June 27, 2019, 09:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 27, 2019, 08:19:17 AM

i was just thinking about the term off-topic

doesn't it sound better to say 'not on topic' instead off-topic?

Meta commentary is off-topic, therefore not allowed on this forum.

Rufus · « **Reply #33270 on:** June 27, 2019, 03:48:57 PM »

Lactose intolerance?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33271 on:** June 27, 2019, 05:24:20 PM »

I cursed him for suggesting 'not on topic' sounded better than 'off-topic'. Enjoy your farts, heathen!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33272 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:09:48 PM »

Every time my in laws visit I’m clearing redirect malware

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #33273 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:11:10 PM »

What kinda porn were they looking up?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33274 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on June 28, 2019, 07:34:04 PM

Dbas are the worst people in IT. They tend to be the dumbest too.

Military Comm people are the worst IT people. A week ago a 20 something dude from IT checks on a network switch around my office, and I guess he forgot his cellphone. So he comes up to me and asks if he can use my phone. I say sure and ask the number so I could dial for him. He goes uhhhh no I can’t give it out ( subtext being that I would know secret phone numbers to IT

). I look at him a bit confused and go well if you’re calling from my office I’ll have it anyway. He gets all flustered and says “well good luck getting anyone to pick up” in a borderline snotty tone.

At this point I’m annoyed and give him a face that says i am several ranks above you why are you talking to me like this and he just scurried away.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33275 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:27:53 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on June 29, 2019, 02:11:10 PM

What kinda porn were they looking up?

I mean I taught the guy how to clear history and browse in private mode so at least I don’t have to see it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33276 on:** June 29, 2019, 03:14:16 PM »

Happy Caturday

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33277 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:00:30 PM »

🥰🥰🥰

Kara · « **Reply #33278 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:50:35 PM »

the U.S. military just gets lots of things done--Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.

e: who could forget SYRIA too

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33279 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Shosta on June 29, 2019, 04:34:42 PM

Ok, fun's over. Change my name back.

Asking for things from the Bore mods is a classic monkey's paw situation. Never forget that.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33280 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:13:47 PM »

giving my name away

smh bire

EightBitNate · « **Reply #33281 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:34:38 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

See you when you get back.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33282 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:37:18 AM »

wow, Glen really has changed after all

Kara · « **Reply #33283 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:39:03 AM »

See you space cowboy.

VomKriege · « **Reply #33284 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:24:29 AM »

Nintex vindicated.

Nintex · « **Reply #33285 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

Take care

BIONIC · « **Reply #33286 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:30:16 AM »

Cream must be freed to restore balance to the force

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33287 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:59:30 AM »

Someone call amirox. At least when he leaves forums in a hurry he has an excuse!

team filler · « **Reply #33288 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:14:48 AM »

untenable

adj.
Not capable of being maintained or defended.
adj.
Not capable of being occupied or lived in.
adj.
Insupportable; intolerable.

team filler · « **Reply #33289 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:33:20 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

team filler · « **Reply #33290 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:51:10 AM »

edit sorry

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33291 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:00:15 AM »

Forum meltdowns are so 2009.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33292 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:04:01 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 30, 2019, 10:46:20 AM

Glen got legit bodied by a bunch of metalheads calling him a basic bitch over who's good at shredding like a 2005 forums argument

war, war never changes.....

What happened? His posts are edited in that thread.

headwalk · « **Reply #33293 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:54:01 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33294 on:** June 30, 2019, 12:18:47 PM »

First Russian trolls defeat Hilary and now trolls defeat glen. :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33295 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:43:45 PM »

Change the Ghost of Glen Shinobi's username to Tom Borello, tyia.

headwalk · « **Reply #33296 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:49:43 PM »

how many more lives will communism claim?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33297 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:54:57 PM »

https://i.imgur.com/fZciKCo.gifv

agrajag · « **Reply #33298 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

agrajag · « **Reply #33299 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:05:15 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 12:18:47 PM

First Russian trolls defeat Hilary and now Russian trolls defeat glen. :'(

ftfy

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4310738 times)