Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3433692 times)

Rufus · « **Reply #33481 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:12:35 AM »

And thus, Batman became a JoJo character.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #33482 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:41:21 AM »

motherfuck whoever wrote pakistan's sales tax legislation, i hope the imf sticks a gun to their head and forces the country to adopt vat inline eu regime before giving out more loans

Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2019, 12:30:04 PM

what do people use to carry smartphones with them when pockets are too small? dont say manpurse

back pockets?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33483 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:02:58 PM »

All your Mullahs are belong to us.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33484 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:17:50 PM »

I mean the whole premise of the show is that she is like a lvl 16 wizard in a lvl 6 world.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33485 on:** June 25, 2019, 08:18:23 PM »

I too was having amazing thoughts in the shower about anime girls.

Raist · « **Reply #33486 on:** June 26, 2019, 05:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 25, 2019, 08:18:23 PM

I too was having amazing thoughts in the shower about anime girls.

shosta · « **Reply #33487 on:** June 26, 2019, 01:26:25 PM »

Not again

Kara · « **Reply #33488 on:** June 26, 2019, 01:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on June 25, 2019, 03:41:21 AM

motherfuck whoever wrote pakistan's sales tax legislation, i hope the imf sticks a gun to their head and forces the country to adopt vat inline eu regime before giving out more loans

You always get to do the cool shit.

Tasty · « **Reply #33489 on:** June 26, 2019, 02:32:04 PM »

Quote from: Shosh on June 26, 2019, 01:26:25 PM

Not again

New name?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33490 on:** June 26, 2019, 02:37:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 26, 2019, 02:32:49 PM

Hate databases, just make the entire world a flat file fuck the consequences

shosta · « **Reply #33491 on:** June 26, 2019, 02:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 26, 2019, 02:32:49 PM

Hate databases, just make the entire world a flat file fuck the consequences

Not using schemas

Tasty · « **Reply #33492 on:** June 26, 2019, 09:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Shosh on June 26, 2019, 02:45:47 PM

Quote from: Esch on June 26, 2019, 02:32:49 PM
Hate databases, just make the entire world a flat file fuck the consequences
Not using schemas

Schemas

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33493 on:** June 27, 2019, 09:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 27, 2019, 08:19:17 AM

i was just thinking about the term off-topic

doesn't it sound better to say 'not on topic' instead off-topic?

Meta commentary is off-topic, therefore not allowed on this forum.

Rufus · « **Reply #33494 on:** June 27, 2019, 03:48:57 PM »

Lactose intolerance?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33495 on:** June 27, 2019, 05:24:20 PM »

I cursed him for suggesting 'not on topic' sounded better than 'off-topic'. Enjoy your farts, heathen!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33496 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:09:48 PM »

Every time my in laws visit I’m clearing redirect malware

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #33497 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:11:10 PM »

What kinda porn were they looking up?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33498 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on June 28, 2019, 07:34:04 PM

Dbas are the worst people in IT. They tend to be the dumbest too.

Military Comm people are the worst IT people. A week ago a 20 something dude from IT checks on a network switch around my office, and I guess he forgot his cellphone. So he comes up to me and asks if he can use my phone. I say sure and ask the number so I could dial for him. He goes uhhhh no I can’t give it out ( subtext being that I would know secret phone numbers to IT

). I look at him a bit confused and go well if you’re calling from my office I’ll have it anyway. He gets all flustered and says “well good luck getting anyone to pick up” in a borderline snotty tone.

At this point I’m annoyed and give him a face that says i am several ranks above you why are you talking to me like this and he just scurried away.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33499 on:** June 29, 2019, 02:27:53 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on June 29, 2019, 02:11:10 PM

What kinda porn were they looking up?

I mean I taught the guy how to clear history and browse in private mode so at least I don’t have to see it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33500 on:** June 29, 2019, 03:14:16 PM »

Happy Caturday

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33501 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:00:30 PM »

🥰🥰🥰

shosta · « **Reply #33502 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:34:42 PM »

Ok, fun's over. Change my name back.

Kara · « **Reply #33503 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:50:35 PM »

the U.S. military just gets lots of things done--Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.

e: who could forget SYRIA too

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33504 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Shosta on June 29, 2019, 04:34:42 PM

Ok, fun's over. Change my name back.

Asking for things from the Bore mods is a classic monkey's paw situation. Never forget that.

shosta · « **Reply #33505 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:03:34 PM »

lowercase please

I'm still mad at Glen

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33506 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:13:47 PM »

giving my name away

smh bire

EightBitNate · « **Reply #33507 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:34:38 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

See you when you get back.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33508 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:37:18 AM »

wow, Glen really has changed after all

Kara · « **Reply #33509 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:39:03 AM »

See you space cowboy.

VomKriege · « **Reply #33510 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:24:29 AM »

Nintex vindicated.

Nintex · « **Reply #33511 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

Take care

BIONIC · « **Reply #33512 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:30:16 AM »

Cream must be freed to restore balance to the force

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33513 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:59:30 AM »

Someone call amirox. At least when he leaves forums in a hurry he has an excuse!

team filler · « **Reply #33514 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:14:48 AM »

untenable

adj.
Not capable of being maintained or defended.
adj.
Not capable of being occupied or lived in.
adj.
Insupportable; intolerable.

team filler · « **Reply #33515 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:33:20 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

team filler · « **Reply #33516 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:51:10 AM »

edit sorry

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33517 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:00:15 AM »

Forum meltdowns are so 2009.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33518 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:04:01 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 30, 2019, 10:46:20 AM

Glen got legit bodied by a bunch of metalheads calling him a basic bitch over who's good at shredding like a 2005 forums argument

war, war never changes.....

What happened? His posts are edited in that thread.

headwalk · « **Reply #33519 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:54:01 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33520 on:** June 30, 2019, 12:18:47 PM »

First Russian trolls defeat Hilary and now trolls defeat glen. :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33521 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:43:45 PM »

Change the Ghost of Glen Shinobi's username to Tom Borello, tyia.

headwalk · « **Reply #33522 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:49:43 PM »

how many more lives will communism claim?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33523 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:54:57 PM »

https://i.imgur.com/fZciKCo.gifv

agrajag · « **Reply #33524 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

agrajag · « **Reply #33525 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:05:15 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 12:18:47 PM

First Russian trolls defeat Hilary and now Russian trolls defeat glen. :'(

ftfy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33526 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:17:53 PM »

Catch feels on The Bore, brehs.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #33527 on:** June 30, 2019, 07:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Glen on June 30, 2019, 04:30:55 AM

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

you: winding refn
everyone else: reporter

team filler · « **Reply #33528 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:17:21 PM »

I should take messageboarding more serious

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33529 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:24:10 PM »

You know glen is right, the bire is about to become just another era* in messageboards.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(see what I did there with the double entendre?!? Like both an era and the forum era.

)

[close]

team filler · « **Reply #33530 on:** July 01, 2019, 12:44:14 AM »

I was right about stost

shosta · « **Reply #33531 on:** July 01, 2019, 12:45:04 AM »

I've got more where that came from, you just have to ask.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33532 on:** July 01, 2019, 12:54:28 AM »

What did he do?

team filler · « **Reply #33533 on:** July 01, 2019, 01:11:51 AM »

I sent him the same message you sent me, he responded like a resetera.com/neogaf.com moderator

shosta · « **Reply #33534 on:** July 01, 2019, 01:13:27 AM »

Wait, is TVC 15 starting a NXIVM kind of thing? Because I'm not paying dues.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33535 on:** July 01, 2019, 01:24:29 AM »

I just hope Glen manages to fool us longer next time

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #33536 on:** July 01, 2019, 02:04:38 AM »

Quote from: Kara on June 26, 2019, 01:30:46 PM

Quote from: Crash Dummy on June 25, 2019, 03:41:21 AM
motherfuck whoever wrote pakistan's sales tax legislation, i hope the imf sticks a gun to their head and forces the country to adopt vat inline eu regime before giving out more loans

You always get to do the cool shit.

usually i love technical matters but man i am at my wits end with this country. even in a vacuum, this law is needlessly complex and obtuse, and same with the reporting requirements. then you factor in political instability, corruption, economic problems like the currency in free fall, and general difficulty of conducting business in the country it makes me think we should pull out and cease operations there

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33537 on:** July 01, 2019, 10:16:48 AM »

Fireworks are dumb and should be banned except for professional displays, and later those too

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33538 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:31:16 AM »

I think the last time I gave importance to fireworks, was fourth of july about three years ago. I was sitting there, sweaty as fuck in a crowd of other sweaty stank ass people waiting for bright lights in the sky.

If I wasn't two bags in a bag, I'd have been miserable.

Since then, I just tell anyone who wants to go see fireworks that I've disowned them.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #33539 on:** July 01, 2019, 05:29:18 PM »

Life hack: open up a bag of small lays potatoe chips, pour some pepper in it, shakes it up.

Gourmet french chips.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3433692 times)