Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Himu]

Went to my grandmother's house today and watched soap opera with her. Love and hug your grandparents while they're still here brehs.

[james]

selling the house for about $250,000 more than I bought it

hey its me you cousin i need money for food and college help

[Nintex]

So the ending to my house hunt, house purchase, house fixing, house selling over the past year is that I ended up selling the house for about $250,000 more than I bought it and deducting costs put into repairs and costs of the house and commissions and stuff, and taxes I still ended up coming out pretty well ahead.

People kept asking me towards the end of the renovations/sales whether I'm going to do this again and start flipping houses on the side and I told them no fucking way. You couldn't pay me anything to go through the stress and depression and lack of having a life of this again, though I guess if you go into a purchase knowing you're going to flip it it's much less stressful and miserable than when you go in actually wanting to live there and then you've got to try to sell it and not lose a ton of money. Still, no fucking way.

So basically now I'm back where I was if I want to look for a house, but eh, I'm good for now. I'm making it through the summer in my condo with my AC and no reason to run out and deal with all the stress of a house and repairs.

Maybe I'll hit the road as a traveling nomad for a while.

I told you folks, gamers always win

[BIONIC]

Thank you for contributing to the housing crisis.

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bebps really made 250k on accident flipping a house. jews really are the chosen people

[Bebpo]

Thank you for contributing to the housing crisis.

Yeah, I know. My bad. Definitely contributing to raising the median house price for the neighborhood. 

[Bebpo]

bebps really made 250k on accident flipping a house. jews really are the chosen people

I didn't make $250k though. Costs/commissions/taxes eat up most of that. Still, at least my Jewish powers helped me make money instead of losing money.

[team filler]

shabbat shalom 

[chronovore]

Thank you for contributing to the housing crisis.

Yeah, I know. My bad. Definitely contributing to raising the median house price for the neighborhood. 

Go install blue lightbulbs in all the neighbors’ porch lights on your last night.

[Raist]

https://twitter.com/mrjeffu/status/1706471271918416376


*Laughs in French*

[Nintex]

Lol get some work done in a train. Either your laptop is stolen before you board, you are distracted by the cum stains on your seat or some kid or hobo is throwing up all over you.

Trains suck.

[Bebpo]

So in my area, making new (non-dating) friends in your 40s is hard. I used to use Meetup.com but every damn group is 20s & 30s. Or there are some 50s and over groups. There's like nothing for 40s at all. Millennials don't make friends I guess.

Is it better to crash a 20s & 30s group or a 50s and over group?

[team filler]

I'll hang wid u bepbs. come pick me up, bb

[james]

So in my area, making new (non-dating) friends in your 40s is hard. I used to use Meetup.com but every damn group is 20s & 30s. Or there are some 50s and over groups. There's like nothing for 40s at all. Millennials don't make friends I guess.

Is it better to crash a 20s & 30s group or a 50s and over group?

Covid destroyed meetup

[team filler]

I put a link to thebore.com in my twitter bio 


I'm sure at least a few of the sluts I harass on there have checked the link and saw the dumpster page "james is fat lol"

[Nintex]

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[team filler]

bebpo, if you want to visit the santa barbara county/san luis obispo county area. hit me up. I know the best places to eat and avoid people too if you need to for health reasons. 

[BIONIC]

bebpo, if you want to visit the santa barbara county/san luis obispo county area. hit me up. I know the best places to eat and avoid people too if you need to for health reasons. 

True. filler’s sex dungeon is very covid conscious!

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/thenaijacarguy/status/1708160675174862940?s=46&t=bvhPCFj28BMZyqDdAygpRA


the vegas sphere looks like a great venue for concerts 


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/617829161129738240/1157893617889845278/SmartSelect_20231001_001304_X.gif?ex=651a43f7&is=6518f277&hm=fa8eb2b9b1397dc0c45cdba1e3de56818dc679cc838c519ea2fd1bf3e6df292b&

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https://twitter.com/mrunsubtleNinja/status/1709764217908412855

[team filler]

reading that again and it has to be made up 

[team filler]

I put a link to thebore.com in my twitter bio 


I'm sure at least a few of the sluts I harass on there have checked the link and saw the dumpster page "james is fat lol"

https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1712640662611628246

I dropped this bomb thinking nobody would notice and it took off 

if site traffic goes up it might be from people checking my bio and following it here 

[Transhuman]

What was the original deleted tweet? Fuck I hate tweet deleters

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video of some white girls crying because of a protest supporting palestine 

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https://twitter.com/Jack_S_Wolfman/status/1713625941270778331


 

[team filler]

I remember back in my early to mid 2000s messageboard days. fat people would be called the army of largeness as a joke, but now it's real 


https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1715446568730394803

[BIONIC]

BAN THE FATS AND KILL THEM!!

[team filler]

BAN THE FATS AND KILL THEM!!

 

[Bebpo]

So I just got into contract on another house lol

I thought I'd be away from this for months since the market is scarce, expensive and mortgage is 8%, but I only made it 6 weeks until something popped up and I saw it and had to make an offer within an hour because there were already two other offers and they were reviewing all offers that night. Then there was the counter and I didn't even go up past list but somehow I still got it 

So now I get to do inspections and see if I'm doing this. Unlike the last place that was relatively cheap for modern times and 1950s house with everything breaking down and needing a ton of renovation this is a big 2,600 sq ft 1980s house with everything pretty much turn-key though some has maybe a mid 2000s suburban family aesthetic and appliances.

This time I'm going to the top of my budget so hookers and coke are off the table for the future. But maybe if interest rates drop down to like 4-5% and I refi, I can get the occasional escort and knock off coke.

Oh and the sellers are big beer fans so there is a keg/draft beer tap outside next to the bbq and a beer fridge. My brother is a part owner of a real good brewery so I should see if I can get a keg on discount if I end up with this place. Not sure if I drink enough beer to go through a keg in the 2 months they last once tapped.

[team filler]

curious about the brew 


do they make anything not IPA, beb?

[Bebpo]

curious about the brew 


do they make anything not IPA, beb?

Yeah, I mostly get interesting sours there.

https://www.ambitiousales.com/.

[team filler]

love a good sour 


if I'm ever in that area I'm hitting up that brewery. everything looks good.

[Bebpo]

Yeah, their beers are legit. I’m not in Long Beach much since it’s a good 45-60 mins from me, otherwise I’d go regularly.

I was surprise caused I expected like “gotta go try your family’s food place” for it be average, but it’s actually really good beer. My brother’s not a brewmaster so he doesn’t make it or anything though.

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[Raist]

Any Excel wizards in the house?

I want to turn single-column lists of 96 rows into a 12 columns by 8 rows table.

So basically go from:
1
2
...
96

To:

1, 2, ..., 12
13, 14, ..., 24
Etc

What I need to sort isn't numbers obviously, it's just to give a clear example.

Google fails me, I keep getting links that explain how to split a column that has, say first name and last name, into one column for first name and one column for last name.

[team filler]

I hope I never have to do anything that complicated in excel 

[Bebpo]

I still don't even know how to do basic shit in excel and it occasionally comes up in my job 

[Raist]

Well you guys suck 

[james]

Any Excel wizards in the house?

I want to turn single-column lists of 96 rows into a 12 columns by 8 rows table.

So basically go from:
1
2
...
96

To:

1, 2, ..., 12
13, 14, ..., 24
Etc

What I need to sort isn't numbers obviously, it's just to give a clear example.

Google fails me, I keep getting links that explain how to split a column that has, say first name and last name, into one column for first name and one column for last name.

Paste special to trasnpose from column to row would get you started to make the manual work a little easier

[Raist]

Yeah I know TRANSPOSE, but I've got round 6,500 entries in total that I need to shift from lists to grids or vice versa, so...

Anyway, found it. It's the INDEX function. Thanks for nothing and if you ever have to deal with BS like this you're welcome.

[Coax]

(I wonder if one of the flavors of ChatGPT would know this or bullshit its way to an answer)

[Raist]

Yeah and contribute to the rise of Skynet. No thanks.

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[team filler]

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