Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[BlackMage]

she's deflecting cause she's all why hasn't this homo asked me out yet

[TakingBackSunday]

I will ask her, easy borefags

[Phoenix Dark]

Cut your dick off and become a eunuch. God knows you don't need it. God damn attractive man with nice facial hair, a good voice, and guitar skills but wasting all your potential trying to look hip. Mess up your hair, put on some dirty jeans and go fuck something.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm the most vanilla hipster you'll ever meet.  I'm like the PD of hipsters.

[Himu]

phoenix

[etiolate]

BN just doesn't have the faux confidence that makes hookups happen often. At least that is my guess.

[TakingBackSunday]

Methinks this is more a longterm commitment – she's going to the same school as me next year and hasn't a clue what Nashville's like.  I plan on being the person who introduces her to the city and the school as best I can.

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until she meets some neckbearded loafer-wearer who can play a banjo and forgets all about me

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[Phoenix Dark]

BrandKnew you could look like this



Never been attracted to white men (no homo) but that's an attractive man (no homo). You wouldn't even have to gain too much muscle.

[TakingBackSunday]

edit: besides, I'm not that thin anymore.  This summer I'm going to do some general weight training and incorporate more protein in my diet (get the jokes out of the way), but other than that I'm not going to worry about it, since other people don't give a shit.

[BlackMage]

I wanna be Sawyer! Brandnew can be someone else

[Fresh Prince]

You realise PD you are in the same situation? Except of being a white hipster- you are a black backpacker. You should be hooking up with Erykah Badu types.

[Phoenix Dark]

You realise PD you are in the same situation? Except of being a white hipster- you are a black backpacker. You should be hooking up with Erykah Badu types.

Nah breh I'm not a backpacker. I like reading, cooking, listening to indie rap, videogames...fuck  :'(

[etiolate]

What is the backpacker type?

Cuz I'd tap Badu any day of the week.

[Phoenix Dark]

There has to be a better term.

[TakingBackSunday]

he certainly ain't no blipster like my home dog himumumu

[BlackMage]

hiphopster

nevermind: stupid urban dictionary always stealin mah future ideas

[Fresh Prince]

A nerd that listens to hip-hop and other genres of music since they are 'conscious'.

[Himu]

PD is in a worse situation than Brand New cuz he has played basketball on a team thus negating him instantly from virgin status and yet he is one.

[Fresh Prince]

Wait PD was a jock? World is crumbling around me....

[Himu]

was?

[Fresh Prince]

has = past tense

Does he still play?

[Phoenix Dark]

I played AA basketball back during my highschool days.

I find myself being turned off by many of the chicks who are interested in me, honestly. Not because of high standards or anything. The black chicks are often so different from me we don't have anything in common, and a few white chicks have turned me off because I know they basically only date black guys. I have a few female friends who I could see myself being with, but I don't want to jeopardize or friendship that way.

[Fresh Prince]

Wow.

[etiolate]

I played AA basketball back during my highschool days.

I find myself being turned off by many of the chicks who are interested in me, honestly. Not because of high standards or anything. The black chicks are often so different from me we don't have anything in common, and a few white chicks have turned me off because I know they basically only date black guys. I have a few female friends who I could see myself being with, but I don't want to jeopardize or friendship that way.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow.

wat. I want your opinion

[MCD]

I have a few female friends who I could see myself being with, but I don't want to jeopardize or friendship that way.

forever a virgin.

[Fresh Prince]

You are either extremely principled and should run for president or an idiot.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm just laid back.

[Mandark]

There has to be a better term.

Blipster.

[Fresh Prince]

I'm just laid back.

But not laying on your back.

[Diunx]

I played AA basketball back during my highschool days.

I find myself being turned off by many of the chicks who are interested in me, honestly. Not because of high standards or anything. The black chicks are often so different from me we don't have anything in common, and a few white chicks have turned me off because I know they basically only date black guys. I have a few female friends who I could see myself being with, but I don't want to jeopardize or friendship that way.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had to look blipster up on urban dictionary

A Portmanteau of the words black and hipster, indicating a hipster that is ethnically black. This word was most likely made popular by Carles of the blog Hipster Runoff.

example: 4/5ths of the band Tv On The Radioare blipsters.

 

[Mandark]

Hell, I just threw that together a minute ago and figured it spoke for itself.  Should've known that someone beat me to the neologism.

[etiolate]

I'm just unlaid black.

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[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]WyMyjLUiu7o[/youtube]
This is like a movie made for Himu.

[etiolate]

I wonder if they have the final scene of that movie on youtube.

[lennedsay]

hiphopster

nevermind: stupid urban dictionary always stealin mah future ideas

Look up "rib rub." The only entry.

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There was already a rib fuck and rib job though... 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Another thing I don't like: smart black chicks who seem to think I'm obligated to date them. It sounds comical or like something from a Tyler Perry movie, but it's happened many times. I don't show much interest in her, then I get the "are you only into white chicks or something? *laugh*"  question.

Nah, not interested and no, I don't want to go to your church this weekend

[lennedsay]

Another thing I don't like: smart black chicks who seem to think I'm obligated to date them. It sounds comical or like something from a Tyler Perry movie, but it's happened many times. I don't show much interest in her, then I get the "are you only into white chicks or something? *laugh*"  question.

Nah, not interested and no, I don't want to go to your church this weekend

I hate smart people that remind people constantly of how smart they are. However, they're too stupid to realize that no one wants to be around them because their attitude & personality is utter shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

agreed

lets be friends

[lennedsay]

agreed

lets be friends

Well you owe it to me. 

/smart black woman

[etiolate]

Then what is your type PD?

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345]WyMyjLUiu7o[/youtube]
This is like a movie made for Himu.

I'M NEVER DONE WITH WHITE GIRLS

[lennedsay]

White girls

[Phoenix Dark]

Then what is your type PD?

Dunno, a lady who has a sense of humor, is into more than one type of music/film, is confident, doesn't require constant attention, laid back, is intelligent but doesn't need to remind people of that fact, not pretentious, likes to eat.  :zelda

[Fresh Prince]

Is short perfect. Good luck with that.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well it's a list of things I'd like in a woman. To expect someone to fit them all or no dice all would be ridiculous

[lennedsay]

Oh PD... I see what you're hinting at... 

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Not pretentious? nvm....

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[brawndolicious]

what the feck.

My classmate emailed some integration problems from our old homeworks that she had trouble with and I wrote out an explanation for a couple of them in about 10 minutes and then I look and see that there's a dozen more.  I hate math so this just goes to show that those who can't do math, teach it and those who can do math keep it to themselves.

[Powerslave]

Fucking girls, how do they work?

[brawndolicious]

Who still has their physics skills and can answer this?

Okay on the latest Mythbusters, they tested to see if a 200 foot slide at a 24 degree angle could get you to travel 115 feet. They said it was impossible because you would only get up to 30 miles per hour max and the myth required you to be going 40-45 mph. I did the math and neglecting air resistance and friction:

Velocity=(9.81*60.96*sin(24)*2)^.5=79.4 kilometers/hour or 47.6 miles per hour.

So can somebody double-check the math for me?

Also, keep in mind that the slide then entered a ramp at 150 degrees from the positive x-axis but I can't for the life of me remember how to do that part of the equation.

Would it be reasonable to say that the potential energy was there to fly 115 feet?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21374295&postcount=7063

[Madrun Badrun]

Just finished my algorithm that collapses an n-dimensional matrix(really just a giant array) into one dimension. 
The collapsing part was easy enough if I always knew where the dimension I wanted to collapse was located in the array, so all I had to do was transpose the desired dimension with a set one.

I feel like a genius for figuring out this.

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I'm pretty sure my algorithm won't scale up due to time complexity  :'( :'( :'(

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Holy shit!   She scales!

You may all line up to touch my head and feel my intelligence.  Only $5.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm worse off than BrandNew and PD when it comes to girls 

liar

[Diunx]

Got a new t-shirt , anyone knows a site that sells cool(cheap) clothes online?

[brob]

Saudi Arabia man

How does dating and stuff (read: sex) work in SA? Is it frowned upon to have a boyfriend? Do you have to seek out specific 'scenes' to find girls who are down to fuck? questions questions...

[demi]

smart black chicks

 

[TakingBackSunday]

hysterical, ass.

[Diunx]

You're such a racist asshole demi, I mean its not like he is talking about mexican or jew chicks.

[demi]

Grow up, guys.

[Phoenix Dark]

:tbslol