Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294878 times)

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5100 on:** December 07, 2010, 11:27:27 PM »

I've been over my drug phase for years as in I'm too old for that shit but acid was the only drug I ever really liked and the only one I would even consider doing now.

And I don't drink alcohol or smoke weed or any of that shit.

This sounds like an elite hipster thing to say but its the only drug I ever found intellectually stimulating myself. Most other drugs feel like the burned out loser variety to me at least.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5101 on:** December 08, 2010, 12:24:11 AM »

I just wrote an 8 page paper in a little less than an hour. That's about the coolest thing I've done with regards to school this semester.

Himu · « **Reply #5102 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:08:31 AM »

I love weed because it relaxes you and feels great when you have sex/jack off and everything is fucking hilarious. depending on the strain you will feel so happy and everything feels good. definitely my favorite drug I've done.

shrooms are awesome because like, everything is badass under shrooms.

lcd, i'm kinda half-scared, half-excited to try. I don't know what to expect.

booze is great but i prefer getting tipsy than fucked up. it's the worst drug by a long shot. then again i'm not into cigs.

edit: i wrote lcd instead of lsd #fml

Himu · « **Reply #5103 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:19:56 AM »

i've only tried shrooms once. shit is rare.

Himu · « **Reply #5104 on:** December 08, 2010, 12:18:01 PM »

if there is reincarnation i want to be born as a female in my next life

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5105 on:** December 08, 2010, 12:20:12 PM »

Everyone's doing it wrong. Broxycontin or bust.

Himu · « **Reply #5106 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:40:33 PM »

anyone use spermicide as a birth control? how effective is it

demi · « **Reply #5107 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:47:12 PM »

Just use the other hole himu.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5108 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 04, 2010, 08:38:46 PM

broke up with gf going to get piss drunk tonight, then going to bucs vs falcons game tomorrow in tampa

now that's how a man handles a breakup.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5109 on:** December 08, 2010, 02:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 08, 2010, 01:40:33 PM

anyone use spermicide as a birth control? how effective is it

Be a man and don't worry about that shit. just pull out. you'll be fine. Trust me.

Himu · « **Reply #5110 on:** December 08, 2010, 03:34:29 PM »

haha fuck you

cool breeze · « **Reply #5111 on:** December 08, 2010, 03:39:16 PM »

I totally aced a test earlier but the best part was that I was the second person to finish. The other was some girl that I was checking answers with and it just confirmed that I was the real first place winner because I knew the answers. She's like "blah blah blah" and I'm like "I gotta say the nay-no." After that she's trying to strike up a personal conversation and I'm all "honey please, I gotta go buy gum and browse a video game forum."

[youtube=560,345]otCpCn0l4Wo[/youtube]

T234 · « **Reply #5112 on:** December 08, 2010, 06:57:02 PM »

Weed: Best drug known to man.

Acid: Fucking economical and strong. Be careful though. It escalates your emotions good or bad. Think good thoughts. I've done ten different kinds of paper, and it varies wildly.

Shrooms: Pretty awesome. Much harder to come by these days for me than acid.

Molly/MDMA: More Dramatic, More Awesome. Watch about drying out and getting too hot. Wildly euphoric.

Methamphetamine: Heart attack in powder form. Avoid.

Heroin: Sleepy time in powder form. Avoid.

Cocaine: Not worth the money at all. Pass.

DMT: The strongest hallucinogen known to man. Strong but only last three hours tops.

Mescaline/Peyote: The second-strongest hallucinogen known to man. Strong and lasts for twenty plus hours. Takes two hours to kick in. Peyote will lead to vomit, and every time you puke you trip harder.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5113 on:** December 08, 2010, 09:50:46 PM »

Nami just chewed on a pair of leather shoes that I have had since grade 12. They were broken in and comfy! :'(

lennedsay · « **Reply #5114 on:** December 09, 2010, 12:36:34 AM »

I've worn shoes once and they were destroyed. Spousey bought me another pair.

Also, don't buy furniture with wood within puppy mouth's reach.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5115 on:** December 09, 2010, 12:50:22 AM »

remember awesome chick that I talked about a few weeks ago that you all gave me shit for not kissing and told me to do so? Well, I took care of that last weekend. We ended up spending the night together. No sex but other stuff Two days later? She got back with her ex. $:-\$

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5116 on:** December 09, 2010, 12:52:23 AM »

pathetic.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5117 on:** December 09, 2010, 12:59:04 AM »

me? no, not really. we made out, fooled around, did pretty much all but sex because she wasn't feeling it because she was still confused about her ex. and then two days later I find out she's back with him. She isn't speaking to me anymore for some reason, either.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5118 on:** December 09, 2010, 01:01:05 AM »

hey New finally got somewhere, and he did it like a boss!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Congrats.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5119 on:** December 09, 2010, 01:03:03 AM »

that gif perfectly captures my experience

but I don't deserve congrats, because I really liked her and she told me she really liked me too...it's just all quite sudden. kinda sucks

lennedsay · « **Reply #5120 on:** December 09, 2010, 01:10:39 AM »

Bitches and hoes

Consider it a bullet dodged. If she's hung up on her ex, at least she figured that out now rather than after you started dating and the major baggage came out.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5121 on:** December 09, 2010, 01:38:14 AM »

yeah, I'm not too bummed. she's really cool and I'm sure we'll iron things out as friends soon. and I'll be honest, she seems like she wants to get out of the relationship soon regardless anyway. so who knows

Himu · « **Reply #5122 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:08:19 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 09, 2010, 12:50:22 AM

remember awesome chick that I talked about a few weeks ago that you all gave me shit for not kissing and told me to do so? Well, I took care of that last weekend. We ended up spending the night together. No sex but other stuff Two days later? She got back with her ex. $:-\$

Always take the initiative. Never dawdle in the realm of love and games. Love is war. Lesson learned, you'll do better next time.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5123 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:14:28 AM »

what the fuck himuro, I did take the initiative. shut up

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5124 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:29:10 AM »

I wouldn't talk to her until she talks to you, which she will. Just keep yourself busy doing other things.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5125 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:30:06 AM »

yep, I haven't really spoken to her other than random moments where we are forced to talk, tbh. I'll see her tomorrow morning.

Himu · « **Reply #5126 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:32:12 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 09, 2010, 02:14:28 AM

what the fuck himuro, I did take the initiative. shut up

i meant, not fast enough. Sometimes it just happens, ya know? If you did it earlier, maybe you could have turned her to your cock instead of pining over her ex's, but that's a big maybe.

Himu · « **Reply #5127 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:34:21 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 09, 2010, 02:30:06 AM

yep, I haven't really spoken to her other than random moments where we are forced to talk, tbh. I'll see her tomorrow morning.

when she tries to talk to you, ignore her. Don't say a thing. Act like you didn't hear her.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5128 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:44:26 AM »

I'll do whatever feels right

Himu · « **Reply #5129 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:47:41 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5130 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:53:18 AM »

Dude, whatever, I'm not too concerned about it. If she wants to be with me, she'll realize it; in the meantime, I'm already hanging out with another girl

Himu · « **Reply #5131 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:55:40 AM »

You're so cute.

I like how you stick up for your beliefs and morals. Never change yourself for pussy. Of course, pussy changes people.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5132 on:** December 09, 2010, 03:13:09 AM »

pussy's great, but if they're weary, why bother? move on to the next one

Mupepe · « **Reply #5133 on:** December 09, 2010, 10:01:30 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 09, 2010, 03:13:09 AM

pussy's great, but if they're weary, why bother? move on to the next one

yep. she was probably bound to do it sooner or later and she's not talking to you because she feels guilty most likely. chances are, she and her ex are having the same problems they were before and after this honeymoon phase wears off you'll be getting calls. I wouldn't respond to those either to be honest. She's flakey and you'll be sucked into drama and chances are, this time she won't even be single. HAVE FUN

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5134 on:** December 09, 2010, 10:02:19 AM »

I had my first Inception inspired dream last night.

How meta.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5135 on:** December 09, 2010, 10:12:56 AM »

I had one the first time I watched it in theaters and then I had one after I watched it on blu ray. so good

Raban · « **Reply #5136 on:** December 09, 2010, 11:44:11 AM »

I had one while I was watching the movie in theaters.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5137 on:** December 09, 2010, 11:47:49 AM »

etiolate · « **Reply #5138 on:** December 09, 2010, 05:12:32 PM »

I find it funny that wikipedia changed the person they plaster a picture of on every page. "Everybody is sick of the president begging them while they read about Ethopian sex practices? Switch it with a chicka!"

Diunx · « **Reply #5139 on:** December 09, 2010, 05:37:36 PM »

Ethiopian sex practices? Looks like CG is gonna have a good weekend.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #5140 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:59:55 AM »

You have no idea.

rodi · « **Reply #5141 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM »

CrystalGemini's sex life should stay in the bedroom, me thinks.

demi · « **Reply #5142 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:34:30 AM »

Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM

CrystalGemini's sex life should stay in the bedroom, me thinks.

Methinks you just jealous CG gets her gash destroyed while you quietly slap it with your two twee fingers in the dark of the night.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5143 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:43:02 AM »

w00t 85 in ethics, 3% more than I had hoped my best possible mark would be, which means I must have aced the final

Mupepe · « **Reply #5144 on:** December 10, 2010, 01:45:21 PM »

oh come on. i shouldn't even have to ask anymore. pics?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5145 on:** December 10, 2010, 02:08:52 PM »

Winner!

demi · « **Reply #5146 on:** December 10, 2010, 02:10:06 PM »

She does look good. Destroy that flesh wound with great justice.

She looks like the chick from WET. Ruby

demi · « **Reply #5147 on:** December 10, 2010, 02:15:57 PM »

You should, it is good I thought. They are making WET 2. Hail Canada (A2M developer)

demi · « **Reply #5148 on:** December 10, 2010, 02:53:20 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #5149 on:** December 10, 2010, 02:53:58 PM »

That poster just called you great.

rodi · « **Reply #5150 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:17:50 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 10, 2010, 11:34:30 AM

Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
CrystalGemini's sex life should stay in the bedroom, me thinks.

Methinks you just jealous CG gets her gash destroyed while you quietly slap it with your two twee fingers in the dark of the night.

You say it like it's a bad thing...slapping it with my two twee fingers

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5151 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:38:51 PM »

demi · « **Reply #5152 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:55:30 PM »

Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 03:17:50 PM

Quote from: demi on December 10, 2010, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
CrystalGemini's sex life should stay in the bedroom, me thinks.

Methinks you just jealous CG gets her gash destroyed while you quietly slap it with your two twee fingers in the dark of the night.

You say it like it's a bad thing...slapping it with my two twee fingers

Why use two when you can use one... PM me

Raban · « **Reply #5153 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:56:14 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 10, 2010, 03:55:30 PM

Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: demi on December 10, 2010, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: rodi on December 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
CrystalGemini's sex life should stay in the bedroom, me thinks.

Methinks you just jealous CG gets her gash destroyed while you quietly slap it with your two twee fingers in the dark of the night.

You say it like it's a bad thing...slapping it with my two twee fingers

Why use two when you can use one... PM me

Why use your own fingers when you can use mine... PM me

rodi · « **Reply #5154 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:57:50 PM »

I think I'll just watch porn.

Raban · « **Reply #5155 on:** December 10, 2010, 03:59:36 PM »

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5156 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:17:40 PM »

Oooh, I like the girls who use straws for everything they drink! Sexy.

rodi · « **Reply #5157 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:21:55 PM »

Why would you drink straight out of a cup at a restaurant unless you already had herpes?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

demi · « **Reply #5158 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:28:52 PM »

Looks like good times Rodi.

Himu · « **Reply #5159 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on December 10, 2010, 04:17:40 PM

Oooh, I like the girls who use straws for everything they drink! Sexy.

kawaii

News:

Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294878 times)