Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Van Cruncheon]

Congrats, Mr. Cruncheon!  Is this just a transfer/promotion or did you have to apply regularly?

If it's gaming related,  I hope you'll get us some scoops or at least pretend you can. 

had a grueling two days of interviews. it is tangentially gaming related.

[Himu]

I WILL NOT BUY A 360, PROLE

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

[lennedsay]

I WILL NOT BUY A 360, PROLE

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

[Cormacaroni]

Congrats, Prole! And cheers again for NiNite, what an awesome piece of software.

[BlueTsunami]

Prole working on the Xbox 720 confirmed

[cool breeze]

In 5 hours I have to take a final; I have two papers I need to revise, one I need to finish (only two more pages...on a topic I know nothing about) also due; and it's supposed to be snowing meaning I have to leave even earlier to make it on time.  fuck clocks.

[Eric P]

got a new job! (same company, but movin' somewhere with a more interesting product.) i am so very pumped. tangentially, it could lead to some epic trolls in the console wars

you'll be working with MS LYNC!

[Phoenix Dark]

Halo 3DS confirmed

[MCD]

WINDOWS PHONE 7 DRINKY EDITION



Congrats old man!

[muckhole]

had a grueling two days of interviews. it is tangentially gaming related.

 

Kinect!

[Madrun Badrun]

So fucking mad.   I spent like 45 hours on the last assignment of operating systems, got a %50 on rather bullshit reasons, even though as the marker says "almost everything works", then I get docked a further %11 for not putting my name on 1 fucking file (out of like a bunch).  We hand in all files online and in a tar so it's not like he didn't know who the file belonged too.

Seriously I'm losing .77% overall in a class for not putting my name on one fucking file.

edit:  68 in OS, thats 21% belove my compsci average for a class that I've put more work into than anyother compsci class.  fuck.

[Mupepe]

So someone is fucking with me I think.  I got a friend request from Beth Johnson on Facebook.  I don't know a Beth Johnson, everything is private and we have no mutual friends.

So I ignore the friend request, and a little later I get a message saying...

don't like blonds?

And I reply with "Sorry, do i know you?"

and get...

not yet..hope you're doing alright

and I say I'm doing good.  You?

I can't complain, finals are over and looking forward to going home and catching up with some friends...got any plans for christmas?

And I tell them Just stay at home with my wife and enjoy my time off work.  How did you find me?

I know you from gaf sorry. I didn't know you were married, that sounds nice I am looking forward to being with my parents and seeing some old friends...seems kinda boring I guess

Yeahhh.  I haven't had a GAF account in over 3 years.  No one there even knows who I am anymore.  At least tell me your username.  So I'm thinking either Shake, Cheebs or Ichi.  Not adding or responding.  Don't really feel like letting someone try to fuck up my life.

[demi]

Show them your disgusting uncut meathog that will repel anyone

[Mupepe]

it's a beast and everyone loves it.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

My secret santa on SomethingAwful sent me a autogrpahed photo of Gary Busey 

[Diunx]

So taco bell has been selling chalupas for 16 pesos at different stores each day, I have been having tacos for dinner and lunch for two and a half days now, feels good man , today its a taco bell in a mall near my house gonna be going back there in a couple of hours

[Mupepe]

I bet you have one clean colon.

[brawndolicious]

Why does Taco Bell get that reputation for giving people shits?  Has less meat than most other fast food places so I can't imagine it's E. Coli.

[Diunx]

I have been shitting my normal amount, must be an American thing.

[Mupepe]

Why does Taco Bell get that reputation for giving people shits?  Has less meat than most other fast food places so I can't imagine it's E. Coli.

its the grease and beans

[Robo]

Burger King is worse, in my experience.  My poo drips out like soft serve icecream after a whopper.  My poo squirts out like a drinking fountain after a whopper.  My poo splashes the bowl like Jackson Pollock after a whopper.

[Diunx]

I could really go for a double whopper right now

[Himu]

haha i just had the biggest shits from taco bell just a few weeks ago holy shit

[brawndolicious]

Why does Taco Bell get that reputation for giving people shits?  Has less meat than most other fast food places so I can't imagine it's E. Coli.

its the grease and beans

That still wouldn't really explain it.  If anything, it would make it take longer to digest.

[cool breeze]

so, I was buying rice pudding earlier and I heard this woman call her son Martin Luther King Jr Two.  I loitered around to make sure I wasn't just hearing things and she kept calling him that.  I think it was just his first name since she never just said Martin; it was always the full Martin Luther King Jr Two like he's a sequel.

[demi]

I had a Chicken Club from McDonalds... those things are so good. I wipe the glob of mayonaisse of, but that is the best heart attack ever.

[Boogie]

At my work Christmas party today, we did a secret santa gift exchange, where you pool the gifts, and people pick them out one by one.

90% of the gifts turned out to be booze.

I'm not sure quite what that says about my professsion. 

 

[Diunx]

*insert Mcnulty joke here*

[Himu]

[Boogie]

One of my coworkers had to leave before the gift exchange.  He left me in charge of picking out a gift for him.

Unfortunately, the gift I grabbed for him turned out to consist of a penis-shaped car air freshener, a penis-shaped chocolate, and....something else that was penis-shaped.  Can't remember.

He's going to be so pissed at me on Monday.  

[Joe Molotov]

He's going to be so pissed at me on Monday.  

Hopefully he'll be cool about it, and recognize it for the come on that it is, then you two can have hot sweaty holiday sex in the copier room.

[Himu]

goddamn i'd love some chocolate penis right now

[Phoenix Dark]

So someone is fucking with me I think.  I got a friend request from Beth Johnson on Facebook.  I don't know a Beth Johnson, everything is private and we have no mutual friends.

So I ignore the friend request, and a little later I get a message saying...

don't like blonds?

And I reply with "Sorry, do i know you?"

and get...

not yet..hope you're doing alright

and I say I'm doing good.  You?

I can't complain, finals are over and looking forward to going home and catching up with some friends...got any plans for christmas?

And I tell them Just stay at home with my wife and enjoy my time off work.  How did you find me?

I know you from gaf sorry. I didn't know you were married, that sounds nice I am looking forward to being with my parents and seeing some old friends...seems kinda boring I guess

Yeahhh.  I haven't had a GAF account in over 3 years.  No one there even knows who I am anymore.  At least tell me your username.  So I'm thinking either Shake, Cheebs or Ichi.  Not adding or responding.  Don't really feel like letting someone try to fuck up my life.

send me a pm link

[Diunx]

So I was at a store this morning and went to the bathroom and the first thing I see when I enter is this tall black guy with his pants and underwear all the way down peeing in the urinal, after he was done he put his red briefs and his pants back on, washed his hands and got out, wtf! in all my years going to public toilets I have never seen anyone actually get half naked to take a fucking piss

[BlueTsunami]

feels good man

[demi]

So I was at a store this morning and went to the bathroom and the first thing I see when I enter is this tall black guy with his pants and underwear all the way down peeing in the urinal, after he was done he put his red briefs and his pants back on, washed his hands and got out, wtf! in all my years going to public toilets I have never seen anyone actually get half naked to take a fucking piss

why are you so awkward around people who are ok with genitals? self concious....

[Phoenix Dark]

yea bro, what's up with black people in the restroom
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=271.0

[FatalT]

so, I was buying rice pudding earlier and I heard this woman call her son Martin Luther King Jr Two.  I loitered around to make sure I wasn't just hearing things and she kept calling him that.  I think it was just his first name since she never just said Martin; it was always the full Martin Luther King Jr Two like he's a sequel.

You should've killed him right then and there. We can't have another dream happening this soon...

[Himu]

Man, what a nice night. Had a date with new chick. We defiled a school playground by getting high and sipping some jack and making out. We just walked and talked for three hours. We were planning on going to the movies but decided to settle for a walk despite how cold it was. Thankfully the weed and kissing warmed us up.

I like her but she makes me skeptical. She always talks about family, and how she'd love to be a housewife and how she's ready for love, but she says she has infertility issues and a patch in her arm that disables her from getting pregnant. It just sounds sketchy.

Anyways, I like her. She's a bad girl type, which is refreshing because I'm used to the "lemme ask my mom/dad" type. UGH.

In any case, I woke up feeling good, and then I get a text that one of my childhoood friend's mom has 6 months to live because of cancer. Total bummer.

[Madrun Badrun]

Not if they are bad at making children.

[Bebpo]

Not if they are bad at making children.

You want kids?

[Himu]

I do.

But not till I'm like...30.

[Diunx]

Went to see my favorite local band play tonight they rocked as usual they haven't play in over a year cus the singer moved to the states so it was great to see them back even if it is for a couple of shows, the next one is a free show at an Irish pub in colonial city and it is the same day as one of my mate's birthday so I'm gonna try and successfully combine both things

[Madrun Badrun]

Not if they are bad at making children.

You want kids?

No I meant for Himu.

[Bebpo]

You can always adopt if you want to settle down with a girl and she can't have kids. 

[Himu]

She can have kids, she just CANT right now or she'll die apparently? Her back couldn't take it. Her boobs are so big she had to have back surgery and she's healing now.

[Diunx]

yea bro, what's up with black people in the restroom
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=271.0

[Mr. Gundam]

I do.

But not till I'm like...30.

Same here... too bad 30 is less than a year away for me. 

We're gonna start trying to have a kid in May. I'm nervous, but not nearly as much as I was a couple years ago.

[Bebpo]

I don't want kids until I'm 40.  I want to be where I want to be in life and done with everything I've wanted to do before I add another factor in.

[Groogrux]

I had my kid when I was 21.  It wasn't by choice, but now that I look back on it, I'll get a long retirement. 

[demi]

I do.

But not till I'm like...30.

Same here... too bad 30 is less than a year away for me. 

We're gonna start trying to have a kid in May. I'm nervous, but not nearly as much as I was a couple years ago.

Why? Imagine all the delicious creampies you get to do. You better hope you keep trying.

[lennedsay]

I want to be young enough to enjoy them and run around with them but old enough to be completely financially stable for them. We're trying to find that magic age, but we're quickly realizing it doesn't exist. I can't even run around that much with the dogs now with my health, but hubs can (and he's several years older than me), so we need to just do it soon. 

Also, we're mid to late 20's and still party like we're teenagers. These kids better keep up. We'll make them rummy bears or something.

[FatalT]

I do.

But not till I'm like...30.

Same here... too bad 30 is less than a year away for me. 

We're gonna start trying to have a kid in May. I'm nervous, but not nearly as much as I was a couple years ago.

Why? Imagine all the delicious creampies you get to do. You better hope you keep trying.

ITT: advice from a virgin.

[demi]

It was more of a suggestion

[Himu]

Bad Girl 

[Robo]

I fucking hate saying goodbye

Don't do it, bro.  :'( :'( :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

w00t won a bluray player

but I don't have an HDTV

[demi]

w00t won a bluray player

but I don't have an HDTV

Sell it and get one.

[Brehvolution]

So moving back with the parents in June while I look to buy a condo.

Figured I'd let my lease run out and just move back with them instead of trying to find a sublet, hopefully in 3 months time I'll find a place.

But I'm tired of paying rent when I can afford a mortgage+taxes+condo fees payment every month and pay 100 more than i did rent.

Also, Condo prices seem to just get higher and higher in Montreal.

I'll come up for the house warming party.

[Brehvolution]

Maybe you can show me how to scrum.