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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8100 on: June 21, 2011, 11:56:21 PM »
Can't....see anything.
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cool breeze

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« Reply #8101 on: June 21, 2011, 11:56:57 PM »
ugh another whitie
 
 

Lerkaboi

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« Reply #8102 on: June 22, 2011, 12:02:09 AM »
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should satisfy both of you guys
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8103 on: June 22, 2011, 12:04:25 AM »
I like this guy
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Himu

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« Reply #8104 on: June 22, 2011, 12:05:37 AM »
nice afro pubes
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Lerkaboi

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« Reply #8105 on: June 22, 2011, 12:12:25 AM »
the white chicks dig em

Himu

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« Reply #8106 on: June 22, 2011, 12:15:27 AM »
for some reason after trimming my pubes over the years I can't grow afro pubes anymore. They're curly but not as pronounced.
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« Reply #8107 on: June 22, 2011, 12:23:43 AM »

T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8108 on: June 22, 2011, 04:29:03 AM »
He's a money manager for a large outfit who WOULD NOT LIKE IT. Besides that, oaths are oaths.

wait, didn't you have a cow when I snickered at the character of the owner based on the story, and you were all "GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE BOOGIE, NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS CHARGED WITH SOMETHING IS A CRIMINAL"

and now you basically infer that he is indeed in bed with organized crime?

derp derp   :teehee

We've been over this before, Boogie. Not everybody involved in organized crime is an asshole. Just some of them.
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Boogie

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« Reply #8109 on: June 22, 2011, 06:30:46 AM »
He's a money manager for a large outfit who WOULD NOT LIKE IT. Besides that, oaths are oaths.

wait, didn't you have a cow when I snickered at the character of the owner based on the story, and you were all "GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE BOOGIE, NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS CHARGED WITH SOMETHING IS A CRIMINAL"

and now you basically infer that he is indeed in bed with organized crime?

derp derp   :teehee

We've been over this before, Boogie. Not everybody involved in organized crime is an asshole. Just some of them.

Which you continue to prove oh so well with each new iteration of this tale.  :smug
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Powerslave

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« Reply #8110 on: June 22, 2011, 10:02:17 AM »
^said the asshole himself

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« Reply #8111 on: June 22, 2011, 02:50:00 PM »
screwed up a git merge for the second time in a row, which my boss has spent the last half hour fixing.  :(

Git is hard and I suck. :(

drew

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« Reply #8112 on: June 22, 2011, 03:06:36 PM »
dont see an introduction thread so i'll just do it here:

hi im lerkaboi and im going to ruin all your fun

do you like anime?

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #8113 on: June 22, 2011, 03:55:26 PM »
screwed up a git merge for the second time in a row, which my boss has spent the last half hour fixing.  :(

Git is hard and I suck. :(

still trying to fix this.  :(

Brehvolution

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« Reply #8114 on: June 22, 2011, 04:11:48 PM »
Guess you better git er dun.
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« Reply #8115 on: June 22, 2011, 04:31:03 PM »
dont see an introduction thread so i'll just do it here:

hi im lerkaboi and im going to ruin all your fun

Drop your pants so we can measure your dick size.
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are you posting from someone's attic?
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8116 on: June 22, 2011, 05:15:23 PM »
Are you latino boi?
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Himu

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« Reply #8117 on: June 22, 2011, 05:31:59 PM »
Mannnnnnnn, it's almost 5pm and that damn black post man still hasn't delivered the mail. Fuck it, I know he's a brother and all but this is ridiculous, I"m complaining.
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« Reply #8118 on: June 22, 2011, 05:37:43 PM »
Mannnnnnnn, it's almost 5pm and that damn black post man still hasn't delivered the mail. Fuck it, I know he's a brother and all but this is ridiculous, I"m complaining.
he has 23 more minutes, Himu!

recursivelyenumerable

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« Reply #8119 on: June 22, 2011, 05:45:57 PM »
I think that's an optimism that isn't reflected in reality. I know I'm a pessimist, but I feel like delving my hopes in this situation to "re-invent" myself is fantastical. When you're in this kind of situation, its hard to look at it as freedom. I spend most of my time thinking how the fuck I can at least get back in the black, at the very least.

Yeah, but the last time I was in a slump (and living with my parents, jobless etc.), when I got out of it I felt silly for letting it upset me and kill my self-esteem as much as it did, when I should've been making the most of it instead. Though I don't think it's about "re-inventing" yourself necessarily, so much as figuring out what opportunities you have and focusing on those, rather than fretting about the opportunities you don't have or about being a loser, etc.
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Himu

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« Reply #8120 on: June 22, 2011, 05:48:20 PM »
Maybe it was too hot outside so he through his mail bag in a creek and took the afternoon off.  Can't blame a brother.

Naw, it's grey as hell today in Houston. He does this regularly too even when it's sunny.
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Himu

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« Reply #8121 on: June 22, 2011, 05:55:29 PM »
I've never heard of any postman delivering mail this late. UPS, sure. But USPS?
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Himu

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« Reply #8122 on: June 22, 2011, 06:00:49 PM »
The mailman is here right at 5pm and...today it's a white guy ???
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Himu

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« Reply #8123 on: June 22, 2011, 06:52:22 PM »
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

It's cool
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #8124 on: June 22, 2011, 08:34:22 PM »
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

Start dropping "See you in another life, brother" instead, and then it's all good.
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #8125 on: June 22, 2011, 08:50:22 PM »
If you said 'brony', she would have a case.
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recursivelyenumerable

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« Reply #8126 on: June 22, 2011, 08:57:01 PM »
Yeah,
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

Start dropping "See you in another life, brother" instead, and then it's all good.

But it might be offensive if it triggers traumatic memories of watching the last season
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Cormacaroni

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8127 on: June 22, 2011, 09:51:27 PM »
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

How often do you plan on losing your wallet around black dudes, Spencer?
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #8128 on: June 22, 2011, 10:00:01 PM »
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

How often do you plan on losing your wallet around black dudes, Spencer?

Oh...I seemed to have dropped by wallet, let me just bend over in front of you and pick that up.  :-*
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #8129 on: June 22, 2011, 10:20:34 PM »
mmm, thanks brother
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lennedsay

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« Reply #8130 on: June 22, 2011, 10:26:28 PM »
Found a job! :hyper

Still have a few weeks of collecting unemployment before it starts. :pimp
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BlackMage

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« Reply #8131 on: June 22, 2011, 10:28:01 PM »
Found a job! :hyper

Still have a few weeks of collecting unemployment before it starts. :pimp

bitch get yo ass to the store and get me some beer! /slap ass
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drew

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« Reply #8132 on: June 22, 2011, 10:28:23 PM »
how can i get money for doing nothing, i want money, for doing nothing.

cool breeze

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« Reply #8133 on: June 22, 2011, 10:29:47 PM »
Blackbore -- I need your opinion. I have a habit of saying "take it easy, brother" as a goodbye to all my friends and just generally work it into my vocab without thinking. I dropped my wallet downtown and a gentlemen handed it to me who happened to be black and I said graciously "thanks, brother." My wife was morbidly embarrassed, I didn't even think about it until she said so. Thoughts? Am I gonna get my ass beat for doing this someday?

if there is ever a problem, play this:
[youtube=560,345]_wiYdUe36_Q[/youtube]

and rip off your shirt


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« Reply #8134 on: June 22, 2011, 10:37:01 PM »
I'm an uncle!

Baby neice was born today.  Drove down to the hospital this evening to see her and the new parents.  Cute little runt, even came out with a full head of hair.
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lennedsay

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« Reply #8135 on: June 22, 2011, 10:51:49 PM »
Found a job! :hyper

Still have a few weeks of collecting unemployment before it starts. :pimp

bitch get yo ass to the store and get me some beer! /slap ass

Oh my god.... I giggled and blushed.  :-*

Congrats Boogie! Sometimes newborns lose their hair, but if she's awesome like baby me, she'll keep it all.
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lennedsay

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« Reply #8136 on: June 22, 2011, 11:53:46 PM »
Screw the job congrats - I am now a Senior Member!

I'd like to thank the unemployment office and my previous employer for making this possible.  :bow2
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8137 on: June 23, 2011, 12:18:02 AM »
Cute redheaded highschool girl smiled at me while I was working outside.  I was intimidated and quickly broke eye contact with out a return smile.  :(

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #8138 on: June 23, 2011, 12:28:24 AM »
Grats Boogie! No one's going to mess with her, she'll be like "gtfo, my uncle's a cop!" :bow
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lennedsay

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« Reply #8139 on: June 23, 2011, 12:32:55 AM »
Cute redheaded highschool girl smiled at me while I was working outside.  I was intimidated and quickly broke eye contact with out a return smile.  :(

Was going to pick on you until I saw the "highschool" part. Good on you bro.

I did something similar today to a few cute boys. I'm so awkward when people hit on me....  One was about 10 years old and the other was about 6 years old. I must be the neighborhood boys' summertime dream come true when I'm out doing yardwork in my tank top with my boobies. I'll know what's up when one fakes a drowning and requires CPR. I've seen The Sandlot.
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #8140 on: June 23, 2011, 12:42:07 AM »
ugh, the TEASING
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BlackMage

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« Reply #8141 on: June 23, 2011, 01:07:38 AM »
boobies...
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lennedsay

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« Reply #8142 on: June 23, 2011, 01:09:39 AM »
Ugh fine.

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« Reply #8143 on: June 23, 2011, 01:31:02 AM »


Grilled some bratwursts and drank a bunch of beer while playing Catan on my patio. I don't think we knew what the fuck was going on in the game. Good night!

 :lol
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Diunx

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« Reply #8144 on: June 23, 2011, 01:42:01 AM »
Just killed this with a hammer:



I demand my name is change to Diunx Centipede Smasher in honor of this victory.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #8145 on: June 23, 2011, 01:48:09 AM »
how can i get money for doing nothing, i want money, for doing nothing.


Become a politician in a latin country.
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #8146 on: June 23, 2011, 01:51:07 AM »
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Grilled some bratwursts and drank a bunch of beer while playing Catan on my patio. I don't think we knew what the fuck was going on in the game. Good night!

 :lol

I recognize that glass on the left! :lol
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« Reply #8147 on: June 23, 2011, 01:51:29 AM »
how can i get money for doing nothing, i want money, for doing nothing.


chicks for free?

I want my MTV?

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Grilled some bratwursts and drank a bunch of beer while playing Catan on my patio. I don't think we knew what the fuck was going on in the game. Good night!

 :lol

I recognize that glass on the left! :lol

You better!! You were there when I bough it totally shitfaced!
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #8148 on: June 23, 2011, 10:26:40 AM »
Today is my 10th wedding anniversary.  :o
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« Reply #8149 on: June 23, 2011, 10:27:57 AM »
Congrats!  My 2nd is in September.  Man, it's amazing how fast time flies in a marriage when you're actually happy. 

Brehvolution

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« Reply #8150 on: June 23, 2011, 10:31:18 AM »
Looking back, we've been through a lot. I bought her a 14k white gold anniversary ring with 10 little diamonds on it.

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Thats 14 karot not thousand.  :lol
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« Reply #8151 on: June 23, 2011, 10:40:55 AM »
I was about to ask if your name was Kobe, jesus  :lol
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« Reply #8152 on: June 23, 2011, 10:47:04 AM »
Looking back, we've been through a lot. I bought her a 14k white gold anniversary ring with 10 little diamonds on it.

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Thats 14 karot not thousand.  :lol
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Do something cheesy and horrible!  Like bake inside a cupcake and give it to her!

Brehvolution

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« Reply #8153 on: June 23, 2011, 10:53:41 AM »
Too late. I gave it to her at midnight last night. I woke her up so I guess that could be horrible.  :lol
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« Reply #8154 on: June 23, 2011, 11:15:50 AM »
hahaha

How did you propose to her originally?

Brehvolution

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« Reply #8155 on: June 23, 2011, 11:23:23 AM »
Pretty un-spectacular. Cheesy down on one knee.
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So I could be face to 3 month pregnant belly
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« Reply #8156 on: June 23, 2011, 11:29:42 AM »
hahaha  that's not bad

I did it while watching Betta La Fea (spanish Ugly Betty) and eating Wing Stop in our room one Friday afternoon.  We both had gotten off work and were pretty grouchy too. 

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« Reply #8157 on: June 23, 2011, 11:41:03 AM »
She'll probably hate him because he'll be her narc uncle.  :(

The only narcotics they care about popping people for in Canada are narcotics that really shouldn't be on the streets.
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« Reply #8158 on: June 23, 2011, 11:51:49 AM »
Congrats Zero!! My husband and I do the same shit - get each other up at midnight to give them something special. Many times it works out in his penis' favor.
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« Reply #8159 on: June 23, 2011, 11:55:35 AM »
Congrats Zero!! My husband and I do the same shit - get each other up at midnight to give them something special. Many times it works out in his penis' favor.
Please PM me with details on one of those times.