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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14100 on: July 04, 2012, 10:34:07 AM »
My neighbours dog has been whining and shit real loud. It always does this. Left alone outside for the entire day as far as I know.

I dont think they care that much about it  :(
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« Reply #14101 on: July 04, 2012, 10:48:41 AM »
kill it and end its cycle of misery and loneliness
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« Reply #14102 on: July 04, 2012, 11:35:34 AM »
Aww. Was going to ask how disappointing it was.
At this point I don't care if it ends up being an absolute disappointment.

I just don't want to lose $150 to the people I made a bet with in the drunk thread.



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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14103 on: July 04, 2012, 01:48:08 PM »
Why do you guys want to fap to thick women?  ???

I'm latino.
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« Reply #14104 on: July 04, 2012, 02:17:54 PM »
If I take an extra philosophy class in the second term they are going to let me get a BS.c Compsci honours, BA Lingusitics honours and a BA philosophy honours.  Holy shit.

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« Reply #14105 on: July 04, 2012, 02:33:03 PM »
And the extra class is Philosophy of Education:  Philosophy for young children.  Sounds totally suitable for me.

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« Reply #14106 on: July 04, 2012, 02:51:23 PM »
Why do you guys want to fap to thick women?  ???

obese is not thick.
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« Reply #14107 on: July 04, 2012, 04:37:42 PM »
I just realized my new tv doesnt have component inputs. completely forgot about that.

so i cant play my 360. lol

anyone have any experience with the component > hdmi conversion kit by madcatz? is it a good product?

I don't find worth in buying a new 360 this late in the game (unless I can get one on the SUPER cheap). so it's that or nothing i guess...
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14108 on: July 04, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »
I just realized my new tv doesnt have component inputs. completely forgot about that.

so i cant play my 360. lol

anyone have any experience with the component > hdmi conversion kit by madcatz? is it a good product?

I don't find worth in buying a new 360 this late in the game (unless I can get one on the SUPER cheap). so it's that or nothing i guess...

Just buy the new 360 cable for whatever input you have. I am guessing you have a pre-HDMI 360, which means the proprietary vid cable, but they make cables for component, D-component, VGA, etc.

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« Reply #14109 on: July 04, 2012, 09:21:24 PM »
I'm writing CSS and listening to Jean Michel Jarre all day, and I don't give a fuck about nothin'
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« Reply #14110 on: July 04, 2012, 09:28:00 PM »
Why aren't you making love to your wife, P-Touch?

i can fuck and post at the same damn time
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« Reply #14111 on: July 04, 2012, 11:32:27 PM »
And the extra class is Philosophy of Education:  Philosophy for young children.  Sounds totally suitable for me.

I like you Arvie, but you just sent a genuine chill up my spine.

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« Reply #14112 on: July 05, 2012, 12:04:52 AM »
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« Reply #14113 on: July 05, 2012, 02:23:12 AM »
Nothing. Just being silly. :P

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« Reply #14114 on: July 05, 2012, 02:41:49 PM »
Turns out I can't get the three degrees.  Missing two humanities classes  :(  O well it will make my second term easier. 

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« Reply #14115 on: July 05, 2012, 02:45:18 PM »
Oh the humanities!  :'(
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« Reply #14116 on: July 05, 2012, 06:32:11 PM »
God my social anxiety is at an all time high.  I keep wanting to cry when I look at peoples faces  :(

And I have to go to a family thing tonight where some one is visiting from Norway and a wedding in two weeks and clothes shopping for the wedding.   :( :( :( :(   
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« Reply #14117 on: July 05, 2012, 06:37:15 PM »
Sorry to hear that man.  It's definitely tough and you gotta push through it.  Going through some rough patches of life myself lately.

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« Reply #14118 on: July 05, 2012, 06:43:02 PM »
sorry to hear that FM  :(.  I hope you're seeking treatments for your anxiety.  Also I somehow find it hard to believe that you don't have something to wear for a wedding.

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« Reply #14119 on: July 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM »
No treatment.  I'm always to busy to do something about it and I don't want to take pills while I'm busy in case they decrease my performance.  So I was planning on taking next summer off and trying something but then I realized I would have no way to pay for anything. 

I have nice clothes but mostly winter/fall stuff.  I think all I need is a blazer that actually fits, and I'm fine for the rest.

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« Reply #14120 on: July 05, 2012, 07:13:20 PM »
Just did an accidental reply to all (75+ people) asking a very stupid question. FML.

Yesterday a guy at my company hit "Reply All" to an internal job posting email asking how to apply to be Director of Acquisitions, a job that requires handling alot of information with discretion and confidentiality (scoping out companies to acquire, all very hush hush)

So that email would've gone to 10,000+ people.
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« Reply #14121 on: July 06, 2012, 03:52:40 AM »
No treatment.  I'm always to busy to do something about it and I don't want to take pills while I'm busy in case they decrease my performance.  So I was planning on taking next summer off and trying something but then I realized I would have no way to pay for anything. 

I have nice clothes but mostly winter/fall stuff.  I think all I need is a blazer that actually fits, and I'm fine for the rest.

:( Social anxiety is a bitch. If you do go on medication, stay away from paroxetine. I couldn't have sex while on it.

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« Reply #14122 on: July 06, 2012, 05:18:44 AM »
Manned a camera and played a part in cinematography in a amateur film yesterday. Was a great experience.

Also, about one of the actors. I don't want to paint him in any negative light since he's like one of the nicest dudes I've ever met but partly into shooting one of the scenes his friend (the director) informed me that he's a little slow. Not noticeably so at first, dude is actually good looking too. It brought to mind the movie Lawnmower Man, that sort of odd and partly uncomfortable mixture. He has a hard time taking direction and remembering things but he gets it down eventually.

So, anyways, one moment that made me laugh my ass off internally was a scene where he was supposed to be on my PC. The director told him to go to some site, like Facebook, and act like he's using the PC. He (the actor) jokingly says "Maybe I can go to a porn site!", we all laugh. The scene begins and he goes to a porn site. Director says cut and we all laugh again. The moment has passed now and the actor is still on the site and really giving it his attention. It gets uncomfortable (in a funny way, maybe more so for the director since he's trying to be serious here) and the actor sort of quietly says to himself "fisting", obviously reading the titles for one of the videos. The director had to commandeer the keyboard to get things back on track.
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« Reply #14123 on: July 06, 2012, 05:36:00 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

That's some Slingblade shit mang
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« Reply #14124 on: July 06, 2012, 05:54:43 AM »
Exactly! Oh my God. He's in landscaping too!

I have this image of him mowing some unhappily married 48 year olds lawn. The lawn itself is curiously neat already but he doesn't care, a job is a job. Plus Miss. Jones is real nice to him. One day she invites him in for some nice ice cold lemonade, apparently Mr. Jones is out on a business trip...
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« Reply #14125 on: July 06, 2012, 07:07:17 AM »
Ugh, just had a work nightmare. I got back and there were stacks of tax bills that my co-workers had neglected, and everything was due that day. Huge unorganized piles of bills. My OCD was through the roof.

Woke up in a sweat.
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« Reply #14126 on: July 06, 2012, 06:54:15 PM »
Father: If you ever speak to me like that again and I'll speak to the police commissioner. We play golf together.
Elliott: Does he know about your handicap?
Father: My handicap?
Elliott: The one that makes you slap your wife around
Father: ...
Eliott: that got your attention. You ever lay a hand on your wife and kid again you'll be hearing from me

Father: Is that a threat?

Elliott: .... Yeah

:bow Detective Stabler.
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« Reply #14127 on: July 07, 2012, 11:01:01 PM »
went to dinner last nite and gorged on mexican food... made in thailand

all i know right now is pain and fear
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14128 on: July 09, 2012, 04:36:33 PM »
Just removed 18 ticks from a dead guy's nutsack.

I really need to get a different job....
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« Reply #14129 on: July 09, 2012, 04:38:05 PM »
i'm actually now kind of curious as to how long a tick or something would stay in a corpse before moving on
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« Reply #14130 on: July 09, 2012, 04:42:57 PM »
He was dead for about a week before they found him if that helps.

Thought it was weird they were in his balls.  God only knows what this guy was doing out there.
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« Reply #14131 on: July 09, 2012, 04:47:17 PM »
He was dead for about a week before they found him if that helps.

Thought it was weird they were in his balls.  God only knows what this guy was doing out there.
Probably sucking ticks

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« Reply #14132 on: July 09, 2012, 07:30:17 PM »
favorite SVU trope

*Case isn't moving forward, no new evidence*

Munch: Maybe I can help with that! *introduces new evidence to move the plot forward*
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14133 on: July 09, 2012, 08:17:44 PM »
Just removed 18 ticks from a dead guy's nutsack.

I really need to get a different job....

What line of work are you in?
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« Reply #14134 on: July 09, 2012, 08:30:10 PM »
Just removed 18 ticks from a dead guy's nutsack.

I really need to get a different job....

What line of work are you in?

Dead Person Tick Removal
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« Reply #14135 on: July 09, 2012, 10:14:00 PM »
Just removed 18 ticks from a dead guy's nutsack.

I really need to get a different job....

What line of work are you in?

Cashier at KFC
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« Reply #14136 on: July 09, 2012, 10:15:15 PM »
Just removed 18 ticks from a dead guy's nutsack.

I really need to get a different job....

They don't need pumping blood to feed?
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« Reply #14137 on: July 09, 2012, 10:21:23 PM »
I'm not an entomologist so I couldn't tell you.  This was the first time I've seen something like this during an autopsy. They seemed to be all dead when we removed them though.

Dead ticks in a dead guy's balls.

Fuckin' Mondays.
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« Reply #14138 on: July 09, 2012, 10:33:15 PM »
He's dead. Who cares if he has ticks?

Did they give him a tetanus shot cause he caught a bullet?
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« Reply #14139 on: July 10, 2012, 12:07:46 AM »
My man card has just been revoked. Celebrity crushes are a weird beast.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #14140 on: July 10, 2012, 12:10:56 AM »
I'm not an entomologist so I couldn't tell you.  This was the first time I've seen something like this during an autopsy. They seemed to be all dead when we removed them though.

Dead ticks in a dead guy's balls.

Fuckin' Mondays.

They weren't actually IN the balls, were they?

And why exactly is it important to take them out? To see how long the man has been dead for?

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« Reply #14141 on: July 10, 2012, 12:23:01 AM »
He was dead for about a week before they found him if that helps.

Thought it was weird they were in his balls.  God only knows what this guy was doing out there.
Probably sucking ticks
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« Reply #14142 on: July 10, 2012, 12:26:35 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

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« Reply #14143 on: July 10, 2012, 01:12:42 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
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« Reply #14144 on: July 10, 2012, 01:14:43 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
Hey, I liked it.
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« Reply #14145 on: July 10, 2012, 01:17:14 AM »
was my cousin in this movie. she is my cousin and i love her and I'm proud of her but i will never see that movie - ever - sweetie, i'm sorry
« Last Edit: July 10, 2012, 01:23:25 AM by Stringer Bell »
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« Reply #14146 on: July 10, 2012, 01:19:06 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
Hey, I liked it.

Did she get naked in it?
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« Reply #14147 on: July 10, 2012, 01:28:45 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
They don't let me jerk off in theaters any more.  Not since they caught me doing it.

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« Reply #14148 on: July 10, 2012, 11:28:09 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
Hey, I liked it.

Did she get naked in it?
Dude, it's rated PG. What do you think? ???
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« Reply #14149 on: July 10, 2012, 11:57:28 AM »
It's 27 degrees in my room and studying 5 hours a day for the gre makes me want to die.  I am so hot and bored.

Go watch Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.
Hey, I liked it.

Did she get naked in it?
Dude, it's rated PG. What do you think? ???

Side-boob?
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« Reply #14150 on: July 10, 2012, 12:40:50 PM »
There's some side boob, but that's it.
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« Reply #14151 on: July 11, 2012, 12:36:03 AM »
They tried to make me go to rehab and I said No-no...wait...court-mandated? Fine.

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« Reply #14152 on: July 11, 2012, 02:49:02 AM »
did you go to the movie alone?
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« Reply #14153 on: July 11, 2012, 01:59:45 PM »
Getting whole house DVR installed as I type. :rock

Said fiendishly, "This lays the ground work for a new flat screen to be bought." *dracula laugh*
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« Reply #14154 on: July 11, 2012, 02:59:39 PM »
Got my old part time job back filing records. It sucks so bad but I'm running low on my student loans and still have the rest of summer before I get my next gov check.

Good thing is its at night and I usually play my DS for about half of the time
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« Reply #14155 on: July 11, 2012, 07:44:27 PM »
My man card has just been revoked. Celebrity crushes are a weird beast.

(Image removed from quote.)

Awesome car, awesome concert. We could be friends. But only if you can shoulder press your body weight.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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« Reply #14156 on: July 11, 2012, 07:48:07 PM »
boogie, my cousin is a background singer for katy perry, she's probably even IN the movie - i haven't asked her yet, but she said to go see it - and even *I* threw up in my mouth
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« Reply #14157 on: July 11, 2012, 08:14:48 PM »
Katy Perry may not be that good but she's not offensively bad.

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« Reply #14158 on: July 11, 2012, 11:42:34 PM »
boogie, my cousin is a background singer for katy perry, she's probably even IN the movie - i haven't asked her yet, but she said to go see it - and even *I* threw up in my mouth
Wait, what? ???

So jelly.  :-[
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« Reply #14159 on: July 11, 2012, 11:49:31 PM »
did you go to the movie alone?
I plead the fifth.

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