Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Mr. Gundam]

Wait, you didn't get mad pussy by going along with a lady?

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Wait, you didn't get mad pussy by going along with a lady?

 

Sorry about that, brah.  :'(

[Himu]

boogie, my cousin is a background singer for katy perry, she's probably even IN the movie - i haven't asked her yet, but she said to go see it - and even *I* threw up in my mouth

Wait, what?

So jelly. 

WAS MY COUSIN IN THE MOVIE

[ferrarimanf355]

boogie, my cousin is a background singer for katy perry, she's probably even IN the movie - i haven't asked her yet, but she said to go see it - and even *I* threw up in my mouth

Wait, what?

So jelly. 

WAS MY COUSIN IN THE MOVIE

If I knew what she looked like, I could have an answer, brah. 

[Himu]

the black girl

[Shaka Khan]

I love orange on black hotties.

(It reminds me of Reese's products, but that's not a bad thing!)

[CajoleJuice]

she's a hottie

[Himu]

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN DUDES SAY THE COUSIN WHO IS LIKE A BIG SISTER TO YOU IS A HOTTIE

[Shaka Khan]

Hmmm, I hate to sound like a therapist, but a reply like that only asserts that you've been sexually attracted to her at some point in your life. As long as you've never acted on those feelings, it's okay man.

[Himu]

[ferrarimanf355]

I'll get back to you on that when it hits Blu-ray.

If your cousin can help me hook up with Katy, that would be great. 

[Himu]

omg no I know what he's going to be doing while he's watching



guys. guys. we have to kill him.

[ferrarimanf355]

Hey, she's MAI FUTURE WAIFU.

Celebrity crushes can be a fickle thing. Shut up demi.

[Phoenix Dark]

the black girl

(Image removed from quote.)

Where is she?

[Cormacaroni]

beside Sceneman

[Shaka Khan]

Aww shit.

[pickle]

Holy shit 

[Eric P]

in retrospect perhaps going bar hopping on a work night and then ending up at a friend's concert was a bad idea on a work night
i am hung the fuck over and wish i were dead

[BobFromPikeCreek]

co-worker got me a rockin deal on flights so i guess i'm going to tokyo in two weeks.  :usavich

[Brehvolution]

beside Sceneman

[chronovore]

beside Sceneman

 
HOLY SHIT.

[Madrun Badrun]

Forgot my fork so I carved a carrot into a harpoon with me teeth to eat my cantaloupe. 

[Broseidon]

beside Sceneman

[Boogie]

the black girl

(Image removed from quote.)

would.

[Takao]

my tweeter account on pc is borked it won't let me post new tweets and I can't scroll down to see older ones

[CajoleJuice]

old my god fucking sceneman

[G The Resurrected]

Today sucks, there's nothing to do on my birthday. No one wants to do shit! And not a single card was given.

[demi]

I'll jerk off to you for your birthday if you want

[Groogrux]

I follow my county Sheriff's department on Facebook, and they just reported that a couple was arrested and a warrant is out for another woman who participated in the trade of a newborn for a 1999 Dodge Ram.

Usually, there is a ton of bible thumpers that leave their "unholy," "heathen," and "ungodly" comments, but the one I noticed first was this:

That kid was probably worth atleast of 2006 Toyota Camry.

[Madrun Badrun]

Today sucks, there's nothing to do on my birthday. No one wants to do shit! And not a single card was given.

Happy Birthday dude!

[Phoenix Dark]

Today sucks, there's nothing to do on my birthday. No one wants to do shit! And not a single card was given.

happy birthday dude!

[Himu]

Brought it up with in the Steam thread, but my Centurylink internet service is 10mbs and I'm getting 3mbs down currently. Thing is, on Steam, my peak dl rate is 500kb/s. That is fucking pathetic and I'm tired of this shit. I'm calling CL tomorrow.

[The Sceneman]

I just meditated. And now I will destroy you.

[G The Resurrected]

Thanks ya'll, demi I want some proof. =P

[BlackMage]

Every time I stop by to visit my mom, I always steal vicodin from her medicine drawer. She has like 3 bottles but never uses them since she doesnt need them anymore. I usually pinch 1 or 2 at a time. Im ashamed of myself.

[Madrun Badrun]

You are too good looking to steal pills from your mom.  Just spend some time hanging around a gay bar's bathroom.

[BlackMage]

yer right i should sell my body for pain killers.

[Groogrux]

Brought it up with in the Steam thread, but my Centurylink internet service is 10mbs and I'm getting 3mbs down currently. Thing is, on Steam, my peak dl rate is 500kb/s. That is fucking pathetic and I'm tired of this shit. I'm calling CL tomorrow.

I know the feeling.  I pay for 12mbs and I'm currently getting around 4mbs average.  My dl rate actually will fluctuate from 2-9.5mbs at any given moment.  I called the internet support line for my ISP today and told her about the unacceptable quality of service I was getting. 

"I'm paying for the 12mbs package and I'm getting around 4.  I know that I should at least get 10mbs average for that.  Because, if I wanted to get what I payed for, I'd have switched over to somebody else's service a long time ago..."

[chronovore]

I just meditated. And now I will destroy you.

Scenester, go back a page and confirm that you had your hand on Katy Perry's bottom.

[The Sceneman]

the black girl

(Image removed from quote.)

would.

FUUUCK thats a goddamn dead ringer

this photo is a couple of years old but yeah

[chronovore]

So, what did Katy's ass feel like?

[The Sceneman]

I wouldn't know, I was merely touching my balls in this picture 

[brawndolicious]

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN DUDES SAY THE COUSIN WHO IS LIKE A BIG SISTER TO YOU IS A HOTTIE

Is this the one who when she was 11, her side of the family visited your house and you were so blown away by how big her boobs already were that you made a thread about it on here or GAF?

"It's all in the game, yo."

[Madrun Badrun]

  GRE is pure bullshit 

[CajoleJuice]

GRE is pure bullshit 

there's no spelling section, though 

[Madrun Badrun]

well very bad spelling will prevent a good essay mark.  It's the reading comprehension that bugs me.  You have to pretend to be some absurd parody of Spok where you take everything as absolutely logical and precise regardless of obvious background context. 

[CajoleJuice]

well very bad spelling will prevent a good essay mark.  It's the reading comprehension that bugs me.  You have to pretend to be some absurd parody of Spok where you take everything as absolutely logical and precise regardless of obvious background context. 

no one looks at the essay score

[Madrun Badrun]

I know and I think it will be my best score actually.    Every philo midterm and final is essentially form or evaluate a consistent argument.

[Himu]

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN DUDES SAY THE COUSIN WHO IS LIKE A BIG SISTER TO YOU IS A HOTTIE

Is this the one who when she was 11, her side of the family visited your house and you were so blown away by how big her boobs already were that you made a thread about it on here or GAF?

"It's all in the game, yo."

11? I don't know where you got that age, but no. The other cousin is a far, far distant relative I had never met and have not seen since. This one is one I've known my whole life. I have like 50 cousins.

[tehjaybo]

Ever feel like you're just a huge disappointment?  Maybe I'm just too sensitive (which I'm sure is a GREAT thing to say on the Bore, and envoke the trolls) but sometimes I just get this feeling like every time I try to do something, I'm just going to fail.  Get a group of people to hang out?  Gonna fail.  Go somewhere new?  Gonna embarrass yourself.  Try and say something funny?  Gonna stumble over the words and look like a moron.  Hear something cool?  Won't matter, gonna forget it before you can tell someone else anyway. 

Just feeling like crap today is all.  Make me feel better, borebros.  Or, you know, mock me mercilessly.  That seems to be a popular option too.

[Verdigris Murder]

Boys. I'm going to have a threesome tonight, my fleshtube is with child. And thb, I'm a bit drunk, so I don't care of its a boy. It's still a threesome.

[Atramental]

Ever feel like you're just a huge disappointment?  Maybe I'm just too sensitive (which I'm sure is a GREAT thing to say on the Bore, and envoke the trolls) but sometimes I just get this feeling like every time I try to do something, I'm just going to fail.  Get a group of people to hang out?  Gonna fail.  Go somewhere new?  Gonna embarrass yourself.  Try and say something funny?  Gonna stumble over the words and look like a moron.  Hear something cool?  Won't matter, gonna forget it before you can tell someone else anyway. 

Just feeling like crap today is all.  Make me feel better, borebros.  Or, you know, mock me mercilessly.  That seems to be a popular option too.

You're taking life too serious, bruh. Find your inner happiness, realize that you are your own god, and fuck everyone else who thinks or says other wise.

Also, speaking of failure: I've come to the realization that I can't fail at anything in life because I've defined failure in way that makes it impossible for me to fail. And failure, to me, is not being able to learn something from my shortcomings. Which is impossible because I always learn something from my shortcomings.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ever feel like you're just a huge disappointment?  Maybe I'm just too sensitive (which I'm sure is a GREAT thing to say on the Bore, and envoke the trolls) but sometimes I just get this feeling like every time I try to do something, I'm just going to fail.  Get a group of people to hang out?  Gonna fail.  Go somewhere new?  Gonna embarrass yourself.  Try and say something funny?  Gonna stumble over the words and look like a moron.  Hear something cool?  Won't matter, gonna forget it before you can tell someone else anyway. 

Just feeling like crap today is all.  Make me feel better, borebros.  Or, you know, mock me mercilessly.  That seems to be a popular option too.

Ya.  Pretty much everything I do is not good enough and all my social interactions leave me completely embarrassed with myself.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ever feel like you're just a huge disappointment?  Maybe I'm just too sensitive (which I'm sure is a GREAT thing to say on the Bore, and envoke the trolls) but sometimes I just get this feeling like every time I try to do something, I'm just going to fail.  Get a group of people to hang out?  Gonna fail.  Go somewhere new?  Gonna embarrass yourself.  Try and say something funny?  Gonna stumble over the words and look like a moron.  Hear something cool?  Won't matter, gonna forget it before you can tell someone else anyway. 

Just feeling like crap today is all.  Make me feel better, borebros.  Or, you know, mock me mercilessly.  That seems to be a popular option too.

You're taking life too serious, bruh. Find your inner happiness, realize that you are your own god, and fuck everyone else who thinks or says other wise.

Also, speaking of failure: I've come to the realization that I can't fail at anything in life because I've defined failure in way that makes it impossible for me to fail. And failure, to me, is not being able to learn something from my shortcomings. Which is impossible because I always learn something from my shortcomings.

The older I get, the more I say "fuck it."  Unlike most of the kiddies over at GAF OT, I've long since been at peace with the realization that I probably will never change the world nor will I be a millionaire god with chiseled aesthetics.  Lately I've been more willing to settle for carving out a comfortable niche for myself.

[T234]

Ever feel like you're just a huge disappointment?  Maybe I'm just too sensitive (which I'm sure is a GREAT thing to say on the Bore, and envoke the trolls) but sometimes I just get this feeling like every time I try to do something, I'm just going to fail.  Get a group of people to hang out?  Gonna fail.  Go somewhere new?  Gonna embarrass yourself.  Try and say something funny?  Gonna stumble over the words and look like a moron.  Hear something cool?  Won't matter, gonna forget it before you can tell someone else anyway. 

Just feeling like crap today is all.  Make me feel better, borebros.  Or, you know, mock me mercilessly.  That seems to be a popular option too.

Man you gotta break from the thought loop. I used to have near the same problem right after college.

I basically stopped giving a fuck when I realized I would probably never get a real job. Now that a few years have passed, I realized I made the right choice. You just gotta realize that things could be much worse.

It also sounds like I need to bring some FUN down there with me.

[G The Resurrected]

Amazon is really disappointing me lately. The once great company is turning to shit.

So July 11th I called to speak to a CSR about a TV I was interested in getting. Upon my conversation with the CSR we spoke about promotions cause my question was regarding some financing options. I was told that my purchase from Amazon warehouse deals would qualify for special financing as well as a free Samsung HW-E450 soundbar. At this time the promotional details were not on the website so none of the specifics were there just Amazon's CSR telling me about the promotion. So I bought the tv with my Amazon Visa and a buttload of giftcards (37 in total) the special financing applied at purchase.

Two hours later I get a email about my purchase saying thank you but your Amazon Visa is not usable on Amazon Warehouse Deals. They went and used my main card on file for the full purchase price of the tv and then refunded the giftcards up to $1000. So not only am I out $3600 on a tv out right but I'm not getting all of my giftcard balance back. I contact CS about this and they say it takes 30 days to receive a refund in the form of a physical giftcard. Then on Friday the tv ships without the soundbar. So I contact them again today (they aren't opened on saturdays) to get a shitty fucking response that since it was not sold directly from Amazon.com that it is not included. Do they have a record of me ever calling CSR on the 11th? No only my subsequent follow up's about this whole fucking shitty purchase.

They aren't budging, I've talked with two supervisors who are uncaring and not trained on how to properly handle customer issues. In my mind I think the solution is easy, keep the customer happy should be the only thing they want to do. So I'm thinking of sending them a message by just canceling the damn tv and let them deal with the expensive shipping cost after they deliver the tv later this week.

[Pringo]

So apparently, if you don't neuter male cats, they have balls? 

I guess that should have been obvious, but never having seen a male cat that wasn't neutered, I always thought that junk would be too small to see. But I'm in this third world country where nobody neuters their animals, and seeing cats walking around with swinging sacks is really fucking weird.

Cats shouldn't fucking have balls.

[Dickie Dee]

So apparently, if you don't neuter male cats, they have balls? 

I guess that should have been obvious, but never having seen a male cat that wasn't neutered, I always thought that junk would be too small to see. But I'm in this third world country where nobody neuters their animals, and seeing cats walking around with swinging sacks is really fucking weird.

Cats shouldn't fucking have balls.

[Madrun Badrun]

Just came from a wedding.  My grandma kept hounding me to see if I thought any of the girls there were good looking. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Just came from a wedding.  My grandma kept hounding me to see if I thought any of the girls there were good looking. 

you know what she thinks now