Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4249050 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #14280 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:35:19 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2012, 08:22:50 PM

I didn't say it was a sufficient condition of real manhood.

I didn't say you were eligible to judge.

lennedsay · « **Reply #14281 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:36:16 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14282 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:41:54 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14283 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:00:57 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2012, 08:41:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes

Groogrux · « **Reply #14284 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 03:37:11 PM

Wait is she really dead?!

Don't sweat it, dude. I had a friend just a couple of months ago ask about it and didn't realize she had died. After a year, stuff like this doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2012, 03:53:58 PM

I never understood the term widower. You would think that would be when I died. wtf

Yeah, the whole terminology needs a reboot in my opinion. It just sounds weird to me altogether.

Himu · « **Reply #14285 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:21:59 PM »

I'm sorry, I didn't know who Groogrux was. I thought he was a new member, didn't realize it was Andrew.

Groogrux · « **Reply #14286 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:29:43 PM »

Yeah, I had my name changed on here a while back after the Spencer thread and some heckling from friends on XBL.

"Yeah dude, you're not going to have any reactions when people on xbox keep getting knifed by Andrwfields from Kentucky. They won't try and find you or anything..."

T234 · « **Reply #14287 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:42:27 AM »

Oh shit. Groogrux is andy? I wondered where ya went. Gimme a call sometime.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14288 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:41:19 AM »

in that case, hi Groogrux, always liked you

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14289 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:18:17 PM »

Katy Perry is officially single again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/katy-perry-divorce-final_n_1676770.html?utm_hp_ref=katy-perry

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14290 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:25:24 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 17, 2012, 12:18:17 PM

Katy Perry is officially single again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/katy-perry-divorce-final_n_1676770.html?utm_hp_ref=katy-perry

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14291 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:27:10 PM »

That was after a night of sex with crazy pants. Cut her some slack.

Wouldn't you make that face waking up to russel brand?

Diunx · « **Reply #14292 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:10:47 PM »

Congrats Satanic!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14293 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:19:48 PM »

jesus... its over 100 F here all week and my wifes dad just called her to say his a/c's broken and he wants to stay with us. he has an apartment lined up to move into in a week and a half, but this guy seriously makes lenn's mother in law seem like the nicest little church lady you ever met. he is insane, hes a total asshole, and hes 600+ pounds. PLEASE GOD NO DO NOT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14294 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:28:44 PM »

NO NO NO SHIT ITS HAPPENING FUCK JESUS GOD NO WHYYY NOOOOO

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14295 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:32:40 PM »

AHAHAHA

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14296 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:39:45 PM »

THIS TIMES A MILLION

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 17, 2012, 05:32:40 PM

AHAHAHA

FUCK YOU IM CRASHING AT YOUR PLACE

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14297 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:43:47 PM »

nothing like coming home after a hard days work to a bloated stinky sexist racist asswipe who makes shit up and talks shit behind everyones back. I CANT WAIT TIL HE CRUSHES MY TOILET

Atramental · « **Reply #14298 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:46:55 PM »

The human species sure does produce some interesting specimens.

Himu · « **Reply #14299 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:48:19 PM »

tell him to have lots of sex and he'll shed some pounds

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14300 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:49:13 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 17, 2012, 05:48:19 PM

tell him to have lots of sex and he'll shed some pounds

this dude hasnt busted a nut since clinton was president

Himu · « **Reply #14301 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:49:53 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14302 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 17, 2012, 05:39:45 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 17, 2012, 05:32:40 PM
AHAHAHA

FUCK YOU IM CRASHING AT YOUR PLACE

You should seriously consider it. My place is equipped with everything a bro needs. It's clean, it's peaceful, and fat free.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14303 on:** July 17, 2012, 06:15:52 PM »

JESUS H CHRIST

I'm talking to a microsoft support person and they have NO IDEA how Games for Windows Marketplace or Games for Windows Live works. i'm having to explain to this person how it works. i should be a fucking microsoft guru.

bud · « **Reply #14304 on:** July 17, 2012, 06:19:48 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 17, 2012, 05:49:13 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 17, 2012, 05:48:19 PM
tell him to have lots of sex and he'll shed some pounds

this dude hasnt busted a nut since clinton was president

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14305 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:08:59 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 17, 2012, 05:19:48 PM

jesus... its over 100 F here all week and my wifes dad just called her to say his a/c's broken and he wants to stay with us. he has an apartment lined up to move into in a week and a half, but this guy seriously makes lenn's mother in law seem like the nicest little church lady you ever met. he is insane, hes a total asshole, and hes 600+ pounds. PLEASE GOD NO DO NOT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK

How the fuck could anyone get up to 600 pounds. I don't know how anyone could afford it.

lennedsay · « **Reply #14306 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:40:59 PM »

PT

If you're good with kids, you can stay here. Or better yet, we'll get speedos for you and Jin, and you can be my pool boys. It's looking a little cloudy, and there's a dead frog next to the filter.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14307 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:52:34 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 17, 2012, 06:15:52 PM

I'm talking to a microsoft support person and they have NO IDEA how Games for Windows Marketplace or Games for Windows Live works

/obvious

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #14308 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2012, 05:46:55 PM

The human species sure does produce some interesting specimens.

Sidetracked observation: "Interesting" is simultaneously the most and least diplomatic word in the English language.

Atramental · « **Reply #14309 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:48:29 PM »

That's an interesting observation about the word "interesting", Inspector Thatcher.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14310 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:23:41 PM »

CRISIS AVERTED

his tire was busted and he was too fat to change it so he stayed home

TOMORROW WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14311 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:31:11 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14312 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:38:06 PM »

He's probably only half 600 lbs though, right? I mean, 600 lbs is when they pop open your roof and crane you out of bed.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14313 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:40:01 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on July 17, 2012, 11:38:06 PM

He's probably only half 600 lbs though, right? I mean, 600 lbs is when they pop open your roof and crane you out of bed.

he CAN walk

sort of

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14314 on:** July 18, 2012, 12:14:50 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 17, 2012, 07:08:59 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 17, 2012, 05:19:48 PM
jesus... its over 100 F here all week and my wifes dad just called her to say his a/c's broken and he wants to stay with us. he has an apartment lined up to move into in a week and a half, but this guy seriously makes lenn's mother in law seem like the nicest little church lady you ever met. he is insane, hes a total asshole, and hes 600+ pounds. PLEASE GOD NO DO NOT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK

How the fuck could anyone get up to 600 pounds. I don't know how anyone could afford it.

You'd need about 4,500 calories a day to maintain that weight (using an online BMR calculator). That's easily doable on a retired person's budget if you're not picky about what you eat.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14315 on:** July 18, 2012, 12:19:55 AM »

Ralphie May weighed up to 700 pounds and walked around on stage. It can happen.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14316 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:45:12 PM »

the fat man fixed his car. he is here. in my house. he showed up without his special chair so he'll prolly break my fucking couch. he also didnt bring the money he said he had when he told us to go buy dinner because it was on him. he's been here 5 minutes and he's already pissed off everyone and everyone is screaming at each other. im in the back room, i have my pc, i just got the best armor in skyrim, and there is no way in hell im going back out there.

Atramental · « **Reply #14317 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:56:29 PM »

I wonder what it must be like to be an insufferable fat bastard.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14318 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:01:49 PM »

He's not really six hundred pounds until you've snuck a pic of him crushing the couch in to diamonds as proof. Do it for Demi.

chronovore · « **Reply #14319 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 18, 2012, 08:45:12 PM

the fat man fixed his car. he is here. in my house. he showed up without his special chair so he'll prolly break my fucking couch. he also didnt bring the money he said he had when he told us to go buy dinner because it was on him. he's been here 5 minutes and he's already pissed off everyone and everyone is screaming at each other. im in the back room, i have my pc, i just got the best armor in skyrim, and there is no way in hell im going back out there.

You've really managed to clarify the definition of "escapist entertainment" for me. Thanks!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14320 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:53:09 PM »

Time to have fun with a donut on a long stick, Positive Touch.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14321 on:** July 18, 2012, 10:18:15 PM »

im just gonna slide some e&j towards him and hope he passes out soon

chronovore · « **Reply #14322 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:10:18 AM »

Just hand him a CostCo jar of mayo, and a big wooden spoon.

Atramental · « **Reply #14323 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:21:33 PM »

Decided to start designing some stencils today (à la Shepard Fairey) because I was struck by some inspiration.

Maybe this weekend I'll go and make some... late night art.

Atramental · « **Reply #14324 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:22:15 PM »

dp...

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #14325 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:25:27 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 18, 2012, 08:45:12 PM

the fat man fixed his car. he is here. in my house. he showed up without his special chair so he'll prolly break my fucking couch. he also didnt bring the money he said he had when he told us to go buy dinner because it was on him. he's been here 5 minutes and he's already pissed off everyone and everyone is screaming at each other. im in the back room, i have my pc, i just got the best armor in skyrim, and there is no way in hell im going back out there.

F yeah Skyrim saves lives

Btw, I had a 340 pound uncle show up under similar circumstances earlier this year and he totally broke my couch

Atramental · « **Reply #14326 on:** July 20, 2012, 12:23:12 AM »

I suck at this.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14327 on:** July 20, 2012, 01:06:33 AM »

filthy GRE practice books keep having the wrong answers.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #14328 on:** July 21, 2012, 06:06:39 AM »

A real dj would be working up a sweat btah

Quote from: chronovore on July 19, 2012, 02:10:18 AM

Just hand him a CostCo jar of mayo, and a big wooden spoon.

Thanks for making me laugh while pooing.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #14329 on:** July 21, 2012, 02:59:48 PM »

long time no see, people!

Bebpo · « **Reply #14330 on:** July 21, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14331 on:** July 21, 2012, 11:11:42 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #14332 on:** July 21, 2012, 11:20:49 PM »

You can't just abandon us then come back like we are cool all of a sudden

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14333 on:** July 22, 2012, 12:13:30 AM »

tits or gtfo

cloudwalking · « **Reply #14334 on:** July 22, 2012, 09:09:38 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 21, 2012, 11:20:49 PM

You can't just abandon us then come back like we are cool all of a sudden

oh come on, i know how it is here. you guys enjoy being used and abused (especially sexually)

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 22, 2012, 12:13:30 AM

tits or gtfo

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Diunx · « **Reply #14335 on:** July 22, 2012, 10:11:12 AM »

Can I get in that PM action? or is it too creepy coming from me cuz I'm brown?

BlackMage · « **Reply #14336 on:** July 22, 2012, 10:21:20 AM »

Touche

tiesto · « **Reply #14337 on:** July 22, 2012, 11:12:47 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 20, 2012, 01:41:27 AM

Saw Kaskade tonight. First dance concert I've ever been to. I had a lot of fun but it was a bit weird for me since the DJ wasn't actually performing. When I was younger I went to a lot of punk/hardcore shows where people actually played instruments but the girls weren't as hot.

Most DJs just mix and do Jesus Christ poses for a few hours. Although some of them don't even mix anymore, you'd have to go to a "live PA" if you want to see EDM artists actually perform, there are some big names that do this (Nicolas Jaar and his band being one of the most prominent), but then again you have guys like Steve Angello who put in a pre-recorded CD-R and literally just hit "play".

I dig Kaskade though, some decent songs (especially his older ones), and a generally all-around nice guy.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #14338 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:10:54 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 21, 2012, 09:14:11 AM

He was sweating, but probably just because it was hot in there since all he really did all night was hit play.

lol

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14339 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:20:06 PM »

IDK because old but don't clubs do shit like 'a tribute to KASKADE' all the time, where they just play a set they downloaded or whatever? Isn't it EXACTLY THE SAME? Why would anyone pay more to see the dude do his white man's overbite dance as well?

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4249050 times)