Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[nudemacusers]

So I gave up a bunch of my vices. No more pills, taking a long break away from weed, drinking less and less, and now I'm on my last can of snus for good.

Lets see if I end up killing myself over this.

I'll take your leftover pills

[Vizzys]

chewing tobacco is just gross dude, youre making the right call

[nudemacusers]

Maybe if he had said, "oh hi Elsa, looks like you forgot to clean off my cum stains from your dress."  (Image removed from quote.)

Only the grimiest of sluts don't carry a set of cum removal tools with them.

[T234]

So I gave up a bunch of my vices. No more pills, taking a long break away from weed, drinking less and less, and now I'm on my last can of snus for good.

Lets see if I end up killing myself over this.

Whatever you do, don't do pills. Shits are baaaaadd, and not in a good way like the Acid I took the other night either.

[nudemacusers]

So I gave up a bunch of my vices. No more pills, taking a long break away from weed, drinking less and less, and now I'm on my last can of snus for good.

Lets see if I end up killing myself over this.

Whatever you do, don't do pills. Shits are baaaaadd, and not in a good way like the Acid I took the other night either.

God I wish I had acid

But srsly, oxy is yumm-o! Which is why I don't keep it around

[brawndolicious]

Consumer Reports reviewed a double blind study and reported that "5-Hour Energy will probably chase away grogginess at least as well as a cup of coffee."[6] They went on to state that "little if any research" indicated that amino acids and B vitamins would result in a difference in energy level.[6]

It does say be careful when consuming more than one a day, so Green Man, I would just stick with coffee

The vitamins and amino acids aren't going to do anything. It's just a portable caffeine shot.

I always have like 1-2 of them in my backpack just in case.

[Phoenix Dark]

chewing tobacco is disgusting and fucks up your mouth

[Mr. Gundam]

So I gave up a bunch of my vices. No more pills, taking a long break away from weed, drinking less and less, and now I'm on my last can of snus for good.

Lets see if I end up killing myself over this.

Whatever you do, don't do pills. Shits are baaaaadd, and not in a good way like the Acid I took the other night either.

God I wish I had acid

But srsly, oxy is yumm-o! Which is why I don't keep it around

My wife has abnormal migraines (they look like a stroke) so we've got tons of Oxy in the house. Never gets used.

[chronovore]

I've been commuting a 33 mi. highway commute on the 85 and 101 in Silicon Valley since starting my new job in April. The best days take 40 minutes, the average day takes 60 minutes. The worst day so far was 110 minutes, and it was on a day of a director-level review of our work, so I was already stressed out, and being in bumper-to-bumper for 2 hours instead of arriving early as planned nearly had me clawing off my own face.

Today I found a new place, less than 5 miles from work. It's a mother-in-law cottage behind a co-worker's main house. It's 1 bedroom, cute kitchen, with washer and dryer in their own little atrium; private yard. Pretty great. It's more than I wanted to pay, but it's not an apartment, so there are no shared walls, and no one living above me; my commute will disappear, I'll be able to regain 2 hours out of every day; I'll be out of my sister's house so she can get her normal life back.

I'm in a pretty good mood right now.

I just absorbed all your vices because I can handle them like a real man. Call me The Green Mile.

Handle them until some male stranger express dislike of your wardrobe.  Then it's tears and internet posts.

[Groogrux]

Apparently it's been getting around my work that I've had another job offered to me and that I've accepted it.  Funny, because it just got offered to me this morning and I can't officially accept the job until my drug and background screen come back.  Oh well.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I've been commuting a 33 mi. highway commute on the 85 and 101 in Silicon Valley since starting my new job in April. The best days take 40 minutes, the average day takes 60 minutes. The worst day so far was 110 minutes, and it was on a day of a director-level review of our work, so I was already stressed out, and being in bumper-to-bumper for 2 hours instead of arriving early as planned nearly had me clawing off my own face.

Today I found a new place, less than 5 miles from work. It's a mother-in-law cottage behind a co-worker's main house. It's 1 bedroom, cute kitchen, with washer and dryer in their own little atrium; private yard. Pretty great. It's more than I wanted to pay, but it's not an apartment, so there are no shared walls, and no one living above me; my commute will disappear, I'll be able to regain 2 hours out of every day; I'll be out of my sister's house so she can get her normal life back.

I'm in a pretty good mood right now.

Man I'm planning on doing the same now, move closer to my and my GF's work, cut down her commute from 50 min to 5 and mine will be cut from 25 to 10 (when I get my bike).

It's crazy when you think how much time you lose every day just getting to work, getting that time back is priceless.

Had a guy at my old job that lived 90km away, cause he liked the countryside...

[Barry Egan]

I've been commuting a 33 mi. highway commute on the 85 and 101 in Silicon Valley since starting my new job in April. The best days take 40 minutes, the average day takes 60 minutes. The worst day so far was 110 minutes, and it was on a day of a director-level review of our work, so I was already stressed out, and being in bumper-to-bumper for 2 hours instead of arriving early as planned nearly had me clawing off my own face.

Today I found a new place, less than 5 miles from work. It's a mother-in-law cottage behind a co-worker's main house. It's 1 bedroom, cute kitchen, with washer and dryer in their own little atrium; private yard. Pretty great. It's more than I wanted to pay, but it's not an apartment, so there are no shared walls, and no one living above me; my commute will disappear, I'll be able to regain 2 hours out of every day; I'll be out of my sister's house so she can get her normal life back.

I'm in a pretty good mood right now.

holy shit  

[pickle]

https://fiber.google.com/plans/residential/

...I hope to god that google fibre comes to New Zealand one day.

[Brehvolution]

A tornado touched down near where I live yesterday about 4:15PM. Lots of trees down and snapped power poles. We lost power from 4:05 until 12:30am. Still no cell service in the area.

[Atramental]

Oh great. I had an awkward penguin moment today.

I was told by a fairly attractive girl that works at some deli that I go to every once in while that she "hasn't seen me in a while."

And I'm like, "Oh yeah... I've been really busy."

What's even worse was that my brother was with me and I saw him roll his eyes.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm invited today to a birthday party of this really cute Nigerian gal whom half of my friends were crushing on. When I asked recently about her age, I was told that it was a closely guarded secret that none of her close friends even know. Adamant to dig up the truth, one of our friends who currently works at the international education office, pulled her file and discovered that she wasn't *turning* 21 as everyone thought, but SEVEN-FUCKING-TEEN.

Needless to say, many HNNNNGs were had, and most of the crushes were deterred by common sense and fear of authorities.

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I'm 11 years younger

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[Joe Molotov]

I'm invited today to a birthday party of this really cute Nigerian gal whom half of my friends were crushing on. When I asked recently about her age, I was told that it was a closely guarded secret that none of her close friends even know. Adamant to dig up the truth, one of our friends who currently works at the international education office, pulled her file and discovered that she wasn't *turning* 21 as everyone thought, but SEVEN-FUCKING-TEEN.

Needless to say, many HNNNNGs were had, and most of the crushes were deterred by common sense and fear of authorities.

I'm 11 years younger

You're 6 years old? Explains a lot.

[Shaka Khan]

OLDER I meant OLDERRRR

[Phoenix Dark]

In a few minutes I'll be starting my 48 hour live stream for Child's Play. Hopefully you guys have a few minutes to stop by and call me names or something!

With any luck it wont end this with "Local Man dies from gaming marathon".

I'll keep it on yo. Won't be at my computer for a bit tho

[Shaka Khan]

Green Mas has a sweet voice. I'm hooked.

(I chipped in for better equipment, I don't care about children)

[Joe Molotov]

Which one is Green Man, is he the main dude?

[Huff]

In a few minutes I'll be starting my 48 hour live stream for Child's Play. Hopefully you guys have a few minutes to stop by and call me names or something!

With any luck it wont end this with "Local Man dies from gaming marathon".

At the bar right now. Give me a couple hours and I'll drunkenly harass you

[Groogrux]

I had a dream last night where I was in the beginnings of an affair with a woman that I used to work with at the hospital. 

More details about the dream in the spoiler.

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While it was still a dream, some aspects of it were still spot on, like her kids being there and me calling them all by name.  We never had sex or did anything sexual in the dream.  We just started seeing each other a lot and she came to visit me on a break and we kissed.  There was a great sense of paranoia, which ended up being correct because I watched a black car follow her out of the parking lot after we met.  It was probably her husband, one of his friends, or her sister.

While some aspects of the dream were completely unrealistic (I worked at Gamestop, but I sold her eight year old son cigarettes, the Gamestop was nice, ect) there were other parts that I can believe are spot on as to what would really happen (she drove a minivan and any time we met it was in the van, she was extremely nervous but kept seeing me, she had her kids with her when she came to see me) which was why this dream was so jarring to me.

This woman was my supervisor at the hospital when I was there.  She used to flirt with me a lot when I was there, and we would chill out in her office for long periods of time often when we were there, just talking about random stuff (mostly our kids).  I know that she would have taken it further because she told me so, on my last day of work.  Any other time, I probably would have taken her up on the offer, but it was really soon after my wife had died and it was the furthest thing from my mind at the time.

It's sad because she was pretty good looking too.

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[chronovore]

While some aspects of the dream were completely unrealistic (I worked at Gamestop, but I sold her eight year old son cigarettes, the Gamestop was nice, ect)

[Phoenix Dark]

After talking to Cajole for the last two hours I have realized he is blacker than me

[Reb]

After talking to Cajole for the last two hours I have realized he is blacker than me

It's not all about penis size PD.

[CajoleJuice]

hey now, i kinda spurned sex to watch a baseball game. that's not black. don't sell yourself short.

[Blastoisederp]

hello guys, ill be joining you all if you dont mind
lol doesnt matter if you mind, i'll join you anyways 

[Takao]

http://suidobashijuko.jp/




Starting at $1,300,000.

[Joe Molotov]

Worth it.

[Phoenix Dark]

np bro. The stuff I saw was cool, although I forgot to tune in today

[Huff]

Holy shit I've never felt so close to possibly dying before. If my dad wasn't such an experiences driver, our small boat could have easily capsized in the storm that sprang up while scalloping. Might tell the full story later, but whiskey is calling to calm my nerves

[Madrun Badrun]

It's so hot.  so so hot. 

[Bebpo]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY. 

[Robo]

Bebpo clearly does not understand the key principles of #YOLO.

[Joe Molotov]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY. 

Rich people?

[Positive Touch]

wtf just go sleep on top of a hill and save yourself 1500

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

You?

[Huff]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

It comes with a whore, right?

[Joe Molotov]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

It comes with a whore, right?

When you have that much money, they're called mistresses.

[fistfulofmetal]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

jesus that background DOES NOT LOOK GOOD on a 47 inch tv. it looks like minecraft.

[CajoleJuice]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

You?

I feel comfortable assuming you make more than Bebpo, at least atm.

[pickle]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

Big Sur is such a beautiful place.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

You?

I feel comfortable assuming you make more than Bebpo, at least atm.

He'll probably run circles around me and start making Prole and DCharlie money in a few years.

[chronovore]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

jesus that background DOES NOT LOOK GOOD on a 47 inch tv. it looks like minecraft.

Minecraft has a better lighting model. 

[Madrun Badrun]

reading a machine learning book at 1page/hour.  So sleepy.

[Huff]

How much money do you need to make to be ok with spending $1,500/night for a hotel room? 

http://www.postranchinn.com/

That looks cool, but WTF WHO CAN SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY.

You?

I feel comfortable assuming you make more than Bebpo, at least atm.

He'll probably run circles around me and start making Prole and DCharlie money in a few years.

Not all lawyers make the big bucks. Most earn a modest living and are happy they don't have to work 70-80 hrs a week at a huge firm

[Madrun Badrun]

The temperature in my lab is oppressive. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Math is also oppressive.

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More so when backwards and in unfocused low res.

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[Barry Egan]

 

[Atramental]

Thursday shall be the last day I'll be taking a math class in an academic setting.

No more maths for me! 

[BlackMage]

Today is the first day of me getting back into shape. Ran 2 miles and worked out my arms/chest... tomorrow ill do stomach/legs.. rinse and repeat.

[fistfulofmetal]

on the flip side, i just woke up and ate a Klondike bar.

[chronovore]

Work bought everyone ice cream to celebrate the month's birthdays and anniversaries. I had an It's It for the first time in years.

Don't worry, Cormacaroni; I exercised like a mad fiend at lunch. My abs are crunched.

[etiolate]

It's It 

[chronovore]

Turning in the rental agreement and first/last/security on my cottage. Very excited to move in. Just set up PG&E with zero problems...!

[Groogrux]

If I see one more person brag on Facebook about how they ate at Chik fil A today, and throw in comments about being real Christians, and marriage values bullshit...

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I'M CRACKING SKULLS

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Because who really fucking cares about what you ate today that made you fatter?  I don't post hipster bullshit every time I go to Target, eat an Oreo, or watch the Muppets on Netflix; so why should I have to read theirs?

[demi]

I care what you ate that made you fatter.

[demi]

You can also block people, Andy. Dont be a pussy.

[demi]

Can I be your facebook friend, Andy?