Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4013806 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18120 on:** April 27, 2013, 02:53:07 PM »

1h10m till last final of undergrad. Fuck ya.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18121 on:** April 27, 2013, 02:57:03 PM »

1h30m 'till my date. Fuck ya--I'm gonna puke.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18122 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2013, 02:44:00 PM

Fap.

.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18123 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:08:27 PM »

No need. I'm on effexor, among other things.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18124 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 03:08:27 PM

No need. I'm on effexor, among other things.

sounds like you already have some good conversation material.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18125 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:14:00 PM »

"Let's find out how long I can last."
". . . "

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18126 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:15:03 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18127 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:33:13 PM »

I don't think she's on anything, but maybe she should; she did ask me out.

She's nearly two inches taller than Jennifer (please don't wear heels). I only want her to look down on me figuratively.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18128 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 03:14:00 PM

"Let's find out how long I can last."
". . . "

round 1 is just for fun, round 2 is just for you

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18129 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:42:21 PM »

Round two? What part of "effexor" don't you understand?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18130 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:46:32 PM »

the effexor part. :'(

if she asks why you didn't cum, just tell her you're practicing tantra and that you actually had 700 small orgasms while focusing entirely on her pleasure, which is like an orgasm in itself.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18131 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:47:31 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 03:42:21 PM

Round two? What part of "effexor" don't you understand?

Just fake it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18132 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:51:52 PM »

LOL like there's any chance of sex.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18133 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:52:36 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18134 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:53:33 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18135 on:** April 27, 2013, 07:56:20 PM »

The date wasn't a disaster, but, because I was myself, it wasn't a success: she showed less sexual/romantic interest in me than a Safeway cashier swiping my club card.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18136 on:** April 27, 2013, 08:47:14 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 07:56:20 PM

The date wasn't a disaster, but, because I was myself, it wasn't a success: she showed less sexual/romantic interest in me than a Safeway cashier swiping my club card.

Do you tell them to charge it to the game?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18137 on:** April 27, 2013, 08:48:32 PM »

Details?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18138 on:** April 27, 2013, 08:49:19 PM »

Assuming I pass physics, you can all call me Dandy, B.S., B.A.

FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM

test went shitty but I went in with 100% so fuck it.

Eric P · « **Reply #18139 on:** April 27, 2013, 09:43:10 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22295064

Quote

The relationship between the Roma minority and the non-Roma majority is a difficult one in many east European countries. There are frequently problems in Hungary, but could there also be examples of good practice?

"I am not asking you to love the Gypsies, but we all have to live together," the police colonel told the hall packed with police cadets. "And for that, the police must show tolerance and trust, not hatred and exclusion."

The hall falls very quiet. We are touching the rawest, most exposed nerve of Hungarian society. And it twitches. More often than not, it hurts.

A few moments before, I had sounded out the opinions of the young policemen and women.

"In my experience, 70 or 80% of crimes are committed by Roma," said one. "So what do I say if I stop a man, in my routine police work, and he accuses me of picking on him because of his ethnic origin?"

"The problem is not the prejudice of the majority," said another. "It is the way the Roma hate us, the Hungarians."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18140 on:** April 27, 2013, 10:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2013, 08:48:32 PM

Details?

A Safeway Club Card membership allows you to enjoy exclusive savings and special money-saving promotions.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18141 on:** April 27, 2013, 10:37:14 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18142 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 10:37:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2013, 08:48:32 PM
Details?
A Safeway Club Card membership allows you to enjoy exclusive savings and special money-saving promotions.

What was the point in going on a date if you didn't try and had no confidence?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18143 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:10:21 AM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 10:37:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2013, 08:48:32 PM
Details?
A Safeway Club Card membership allows you to enjoy exclusive savings and special money-saving promotions.
What was the point in going on a date if you didn't try and had no confidence?

I tried! [deleted]

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18144 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:50:34 AM »

Malek should just aim for the chicks who are just impressed that he is going to law school. In spite of the fact that law school is a bum deal for anyone not going to a T14 in the US, there are still a lot of women in America who associate attending law school in general with being a big time lawyer who makes fat bank. It doesn't matter that you barely leave your house; to them, you're a fixer upper and when you're sure to get that $160,000 a year starting job at a prestigious law firm, that is when it will start to pay off for her.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18145 on:** April 28, 2013, 12:38:57 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 28, 2013, 11:50:34 AM

It doesn't matter that I barely leave my apartment; to you, I'm a fixer upper and when I get that $160,000 a year starting job at a prestigious law firm, that is when I'll leave yo' ass for a white girl.

reworded for OKCupid

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18146 on:** April 28, 2013, 02:21:18 PM »

I just assumed that all of Canada was white.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18147 on:** April 28, 2013, 02:33:43 PM »

Only in the winter

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18148 on:** April 28, 2013, 02:46:41 PM »

Malek went out with a non-white woman? No way. Ok...maybe she was Asian.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18149 on:** April 28, 2013, 02:51:45 PM »

She was whiter than me.

#t=03m16s

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18150 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:22:13 PM »

So...did you make her laugh or vice versa? What did you talk about, etc

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18151 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 03:22:13 PM

So...did you make her laugh or vice versa? What did you talk about, etc

Of course, but my brand of humor--lame--is very hit or miss.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18152 on:** April 28, 2013, 09:56:57 PM »

Since I've been moping around the last 24 hours, I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18153 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:09:47 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18154 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:26:33 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #18155 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:44:37 AM »

ugh. woke up at 2:45 tried to fall back asleep but couldn't

suxx because i have a late night planned tonight

Huff · « **Reply #18156 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:44:21 AM »

I really hate my communications class. None of it is useful in a real life scenario. Anything helpful is common sense to the non special fellow. It's going to be my lowest grade of the semester

Rufus · « **Reply #18157 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:45:59 AM »

Shouldn't it be an easy A then?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18158 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:47:35 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2013, 03:44:37 AM

ugh. woke up at 2:45 tried to fall back asleep but couldn't

suxx because i have a late night planned tonight

Huff · « **Reply #18159 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:52:19 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 29, 2013, 11:45:59 AM

Shouldn't it be an easy A then?

Assignments have vague instructions with a strict grading key we don't see until afterward. Tests are very subject, focusing on the right textbook answer rather than what would be useful in a real situation. Our only 4.0 student is going to lose it because of this class.

It like a theorist trying to teach a practical usage class.

Rufus · « **Reply #18160 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:09:24 PM »

Ah. Fun.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18161 on:** April 29, 2013, 08:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 07:56:20 PM

she showed less sexual/romantic interest in me than a Safeway cashier swiping my club card.

48 hours later, my conclusion about her feelings--despite her overall friendliness and talk of a second date--seem confirmed by her lack of response to my message.* At least this shows I can read people and thus not completely autistic. It was made easier thanks to the facial expression she made when I mentioned bacon poutine; her mouth popped open and her eyes lit up as if Jon Hamm sat before her (pun intended). That is definitely not how she looked at me.

Yes, I'm less sexually appealing than bacon poutine.

*message: It was fun. It was . . . erm, it was fun, so, oh boy . . . uhm, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18162 on:** April 29, 2013, 08:26:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 29, 2013, 08:12:49 PM

Why are you shitting up this this thread, Malek? There a whole nother thread full of people recording their pathetic dates you are supposed to use. I've reported your post.

it's good inspiration for erotic fiction.

just change the part where the shy guy doesn't get any into a part where he does. and add pegging. and chocolate syrup. and declawed and detoothed hamsters. and add her mother too. Now we've got ourselves a seller.

Beezy · « **Reply #18163 on:** April 29, 2013, 08:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2013, 08:11:23 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 07:56:20 PM
she showed less sexual/romantic interest in me than a Safeway cashier swiping my club card.

48 hours later, my conclusion about her feelings--despite her overall friendliness and talk of a second date--seem confirmed by her lack of response to my message.* At least this shows I can read people and thus not completely autistic. It was made easier thanks to the facial expression she made when I mentioned bacon poutine; her mouth popped open and her eyes lit up as if Jon Hamm sat before her (pun intended). That is definitely not how she looked at me.

Yes, I'm less sexually appealing than bacon poutine.

*message: It was fun. It was . . . erm, it was fun, so, oh boy . . . uhm, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.

Was this a voice message or did you actually type out "er" and "uhm" to her?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18164 on:** April 29, 2013, 09:21:51 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 29, 2013, 08:49:23 PM

Was this a voice message or did you actually type out "er" and "uhm" to her?

phone message

Beezy · « **Reply #18165 on:** April 29, 2013, 09:50:19 PM »

dammit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18166 on:** April 30, 2013, 12:15:45 AM »

think it may be time to delete facebook or just de-friend some people. One of my friends just posted this shit

For those who aren't familiar, Tommy Sotomayor is a black guy who hates black women and has gained popularity by making a series of youtube videos lampooning them, stereotyping them based on ghetto videos, etc. Basically the video is about some white chick who sent a letter to a black magazine asking why black guys don't date black women anymore, accusing them of being angry/mean/loud etc....then some black simp dude responded with a super pro-black "we used to be kings and queens!" response.

I was raised by a black woman, I could never shit on them as a group. Likewise it's pretty fucking ridiculous to accuse all white women of being docile, easy, etc...smh. Shit is pathetic. Date who you want, marry who you want. Have I gotten annoyed at SOME angry black women who get butthurt over black guys dating white women? Sure; but they're not the majority. If you're dating a white woman it doesn't automatically mean you hate black women, want a docile woman, etc. And in terms of all this "white women are easy" shit let's be real: go look at children out of wedlock statistics and shut the fuck up.

And take that "we were kings/queens when the white man were still in caves lolol" bullshit and go back to Africa. I'm tired of that shit. That's like some dude bragging about being the man in high school, but now he's 30 years old and homeless...trying to make fun of the guy who is married, has a job, etc. Build yourself and your community up, no one gives a fuck about what Egyptians were doing thousands of years ago.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18167 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:36:47 AM »

indeed

Black people have some strange problems

Rufus · « **Reply #18168 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:36:13 PM »

I guess it's impossible to assess this accurately without knowing any specifics (not asking for any though, if that's uncomfortable), but that sounds pretty normal to me. I tend to keep my problems to myself entirely, which I would assume to be the less healthy way to go about things.

chronovore · « **Reply #18169 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:41:40 PM »

Wrath, it's called the "talking cure" for a reason! You could see a therapist, or you could speak with trusted friends. If you've got two or three trusted friends, you can distribute your load amongst them.

But definitely talk about it. Get your system cleared out.

Huff · « **Reply #18170 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:42:08 PM »

So I'm done with exams. Tonight I'm going to finally bang the Asian in my class that is into me. I think

hampster · « **Reply #18171 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:48:12 PM »

You know what makes a ton of smoke quickly? Leaving popcorn in the microwave too long :'(

Now my entire place smells like burned popcorn

chronovore · « **Reply #18172 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:50:18 PM »

Burned popcorn smell.

The only thing worse is burned coffee.

No, wait, burned squid is worse.

That's why there's a note on the bag which reads "Do not cook longer than 3 minutes" in multiple languages.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18173 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 30, 2013, 08:28:17 PM

I've been in a very dark place these past two days. Everything seems to be spiraling into the worst direction it could ever take and I feel extremely alone, crappy and uncomfortable.

Mind you, this isn't me being depressed just genuine sadness due to a few matters that bring about such emotion. I've been thinking about taking a big step and finally seeing a therapist. I realized that I always feel better when interacting socially with a human being, and there's been very little of that as of late. What I've also realized is that sometimes I decide to let out what I bottle up slip through bit by bit as I reveal my problems to friends and family. Looking back I really don't enjoy that I did that and I can sense that everyone I did that too would rather I haven't. It really is unfair of me to unload my problems unto others. It's always been something I looked down upon but I realize that I've done it myself, which really bothers me.

A therapist sounds like the best way to go. A professional paid to be there and specifically try to help me even if it's just for venting purposes. And if I'm diagnosed with anything so be it, as long as I'm a lot more comfortable in general.

hang in their breh. I agree a therapist sounds like the right move.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #18174 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:39:10 PM »

In the final chapters of The Dream Reprisal. Saved up all the "holy shit" moments for this book, I think.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #18175 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:44:49 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 30, 2013, 11:43:10 PM

So it's a five part series now?

Four.

The Dream Metropolis, The Dream Cosmopolitan, The Dream Fragments, and The Dream Reprisal.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #18176 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:46:54 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 30, 2013, 11:45:28 PM

Isn't there a Tagareste in there somewhere?

Tagesreste was the original name of the final book, but is now just the name for its setting.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #18177 on:** May 01, 2013, 01:13:05 AM »

I've been slacking. I need to get back in the game.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18178 on:** May 01, 2013, 03:04:56 AM »

Fuck. 1 vote away from a UN victory. fuck, that was 8 hours? fuck

Bebpo · « **Reply #18179 on:** May 01, 2013, 04:27:04 AM »

I can never sleep early on nights where I have a good time out. I get home and I'm just PUMPED WITH POSTIVE ENERGY!! And can't sleep for hours and then I'm zombie the next day at work until I get loaded with coffee ;_;;;;;;

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