Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Don Flamenco]

i secretly want to bang one of my dead grandmas

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Confession: I hate it when it is sunny out.

[Polari]

Confession: I hate it when it is sunny out.

I think there's like five days a year where I deem the weather acceptable.

[Eli Gulgin]

Y'all should be watching the Eurovision song contest. Fucking Romania, man.

I'm feeling so gay right now.

[Rufus]

I'd rather talk about weather.

Humidity is what gets to me the most. And when it's above 25°C. So basically summer.

[Eli Gulgin]

Bitch shut up



ALL OVER MY FACE

[Madrun Badrun]

Finished the Wire.  Best show I've ever seen.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wound up cutting the lawn yesterday at 4PM, when it was like 82 degrees. Probably should have cut it in the morning lol

[Polari]

Finished the Wire.  Best show I've ever seen.

Yeah it's definitely a classic. Watch The Shield if you haven't already, it's not The Wire but it's pretty damn good in its own right, and both stylistically and thematically there are a lot of similarities.

[Polari]

As we've long established skip the episode Co-Pilot though. It's a fucking stain on humanity. The rest is gravy.

[Eel O'Brian]

Man, some people cannot wrap their brains around the concept of "Hey, I'd kinda like a couple of days to discharge my brain and be alone for a while. I'm not trying to be selfish, I just like to sit around in silence and think sometimes." If you're calling or messaging, that's not leaving me alone.

[Madrun Badrun]

I know right.  Back when I had friends, people just didn't understand that I needed those three months to recharge my batteries between social gatherings.  Seriously shouldn't have bought noname rechargeables for my camera.

[Madrun Badrun]

Seriously Eel, how else am I suppose to capture party moments which validate how fun and awesome and girlfriend-deserving I am, like this, without a fully loaded camera?  How can I get social feedback from facebook when I have no pictures to comment on?     

[Phoenix Dark]

Man, some people cannot wrap their brains around the concept of "Hey, I'd kinda like a couple of days to discharge my brain and be alone for a while. I'm not trying to be selfish, I just like to sit around in silence and think sometimes." If you're calling or messaging, that's not leaving me alone.

What if they just wanted to drop off some sliced cheese and garlic flavored crackers?

[Eel O'Brian]

there were no snacks

[Atramental]

Yay! Got invited to another party. I'm glad that I'm still socially relevant amongst my peers. 

Also... my parents are going to be out of town that weekend and I'll have the house all to myself... 

edit: Fuckin-A though. I sound like a high schooler getting all giddy about this shit.

[Madrun Badrun]

Having the house to yourself is awesome.  You get to make pancakes, sleep in the nude, and openly cry out loneliness.  Fuck ya.

[Atramental]

The only crying I want to hear Saturday night are cries of ecstasy. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I believe she spells it Exstacee. 

[Atramental]

I believe she spells it Exstacee.

[Don Flamenco]

summer is ass, bring back winter

[Flannel Boy]

summer is ass, bring back winter

Not while I'm still in Winnipeg.

[BlueTsunami]

summer is ass, bring back winter

No no no no no no no

[Eel O'Brian]

Don't ever forget about raw fish sitting in your refrigerator.

Jesus Christ, the smell won't go away.

try scrubbing the fridge shelf with toothpaste, seriously

when i used to work on my dad's shrimp boat in the summertime i used to wash my hands with it after we got done cleaning all the seafood

[Cerveza mas fina]

I got mistaken for being gay yesterday by women in a health spa.

[Diunx]

Maybe it had something to do with you being in a health spa instead of pumping iron with rusted bars like real men.

[archnemesis]

Were you making out with a dude?

[Don Flamenco]

summer is ass, bring back winter

Not while I'm still in Winnipeg.

summer is ass, bring back winter

No no no no no no no

summer is ass, bring back winter

ban

 





er...no wait,  I mad, because it's hot 

[fistfulofmetal]

I got mistaken for being gay yesterday by women in a health spa.

she must have recognized the tattoo

[Cerveza mas fina]

I was there to buy a gift voucher for my lady.

I did have a pretty gay granny cart with me for shopping, maybe that was it. Girl working there was really eager to show me around and told me bout the mixed sex sauna, she also winked at me. It was a "I KNOW" wink I think.

[Rufus]

I bet they are the kind of people that have boated about their gay-dar before.

[etiolate]

and I just GIS'd gaydar boat

[Cerveza mas fina]

I bet they are the kind of people that have boated about their gay-dar before.

Haha yeah thats what I thought, the lady i was buying thr voucher from said that WHOEVER comes here will be impressed, she tried to be as neutral as possible and I didnt correct her or mention for who it is cause it was funny

[Rufus]

and I just GIS'd gaydar boat

Ah shit. (Now I did, too... Hm. Not sure what I expected.)

[Verdigris Murder]

Pegasus is a horse with godlike powers. It comes from Greek Myths, Greeks in that era were still massively into their 'any holes a goal' mindset, and furthermore the horse is white, and was forged by urban warmongers. Warfare has become urban, but 'urban warfare' just sounds like an operation to kill the blacks.

Dude, you're wonderfully brave, but aren't you engaged to be married?

[ZephyrFate]

summer is ass, bring back winter

truth

[drew]

i just bent a fucking screwdriver trying to twist the muzzle brake off my rifle, gonna have to have this thing sawed off by a gunsmith.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I had my jacket on yo 

[StealthFan]

Don't ever forget about raw fish sitting in your refrigerator.

Jesus Christ, the smell won't go away.

The worst smell in the world comes from emptying a container of 6 month old piss.

[Rufus]

I don't even want to know.

[StealthFan]

I don't even want to know.

It's called pissing in bottles, son. It's called letting it stagnate in that air tight bottle for half a year and finally pouring it down the bathtub. Worse smell in the entire world. It stunk up the house for about an hour and I had to use half a bottle of Febreeze just to stifle vomit.

The other roomate vacated and me and the landlord went into his room and found it. It was a huge Crystal Geyser jug with a cap on it. Blech. The only reason I knew it was pee is because the roomie admitted it on the phone after the fact. I could guess by the dark amber color though.

[chronovore]

Goddamn. Just claim it as a weaponized substance and sell it to the pentagon.

[Rufus]

Why don't we have a puking emoticon?

Anyway, does anyone know why Youtube videos sometimes just stop loading altogether and act as though the video is much shorter than it actually is?

[Phoenix Dark]

50% off Papa Johns pizza code: pizzagg
http://pizza.gg/

Good till the 27th. Blah blah blah, Papa Johns isn't as good as your local pizza joint. GTFO.

[chronovore]

Why don't we have a puking emoticon?

Anyway, does anyone know why Youtube videos sometimes just stop loading altogether and act as though the video is much shorter than it actually is?

What I get lately is the video plays for 5 seconds or so, then stops. This mainly happens with embedded video, not when viewed at their site. If I shuttle forward in the timeline, it usually loads and plays normally from that new point forward, but not always.

I assume it has something to do with Google coding to save on bandwidth, trying to send only the necessary portion of a video to a viewer who may or may not view the whole thing.

[Positive Touch]

50% off Papa Johns pizza code: pizzagg
http://pizza.gg/

Good till the 27th. Blah blah blah, Papa Johns isn't as good as your local pizza joint. GTFO.

 holy shit thx breh

[brawndolicious]

http://www.blisstree.com/2010/06/07/mental-health-well-being/what-happens-to-your-body-if-you-stop-smoking-right-now/

I'm about 18 hours in without smoking. I guess I have about 30 hours before the nicotine is out of my system. I have like a permanent bitch face on even though I had a light habit.

And I won't lie, smoking is COOL AS HELL. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar. Of course something can be totally cool even if it kills you. That's probably the coolest thing about it really in that it means you don't give a fuck.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's nothing cool about cancer, periodontal disease, or smelling like an ashtray.

[Flannel Boy]

And I won't lie, smoking is COOL AS HELL. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar. Of course something can be totally cool even if it kills you. That's probably the coolest thing about it really in that it means you don't give a fuck.

It looks especially cool when you're out in front of the apartment in January in your bunny slippers shivering like a leaf.

Of course something can be totally cool even if it kills you. That's probably the coolest thing about it really in that it means you don't give a fuck.

It may also just mean you have poor future orientation.

[brawndolicious]

There's nothing cool about cancer, periodontal disease, or smelling like an ashtray.

You know you sound like a penis right now. A big, tall, black penis going click-clack on the computer.

As do you Flannely, but I'm sure you're shorter.

[Don Flamenco]

getting up to a pack a day and getting winded after walking at a moderately brisk pace is not cool.   

e-cigs are cool though.  very happy to be stuck on those instead.

[Rufus]

What I get lately is the video plays for 5 seconds or so, then stops. This mainly happens with embedded video, not when viewed at their site. If I shuttle forward in the timeline, it usually loads and plays normally from that new point forward, but not always.

I assume it has something to do with Google coding to save on bandwidth, trying to send only the necessary portion of a video to a viewer who may or may not view the whole thing.

Makes sense, but this is happening without any skipping as I'm watching them on their site. It's weird. Starting to suspect that my ISP is throttling Youtube traffic or something.

[Polari]

Gonna try and kick the smokes after summer. I don't even know if I enjoy as much as I used to. On about 5-6 a day at the moment which isn't too bad.

[ZephyrFate]

It is done. Two years, and it is done.

God I love that ending.

[Cerveza mas fina]

3rd day not smoking
3rd day with no beer

[Polari]

Whoever bumped me up to Senior, my man.

[Rufus]

Isn't it just a post count thing?

[Polari]

Isn't it just a post count thing?

Yeah, someone bumped me up a thousand though.

[Joe Molotov]

Whoever bumped me up to Senior, my man.

You've been here for 7 years, you deserved it.

[Rufus]

Yeah, someone bumped me up a thousand though.