Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

thought these were mildly interesting.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1324701#msg1324701


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1154546#msg1154546


this guy has a lot of hate:  http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg443942#msg443942

 

LMAO, did you really just search for your own name here?

What a loser

[Groogrux]

Goddamnit I hate that feeling when a beard is just starting to get itchy. Its maddening

I don't get that anymore, and I have quite the beard.

Same.  Been rocking a beard for almost two years now.

Also, I am moving out at the end of the month.  I have 5 boxes packed.   

[fistfulofmetal]

Goddamnit I hate that feeling when a beard is just starting to get itchy. Its maddening

I don't get that anymore, and I have quite the beard.

At least you assholes can grow a beard.

[Atramental]

My beard rarely gets itchy but if I don't regularly trim my mustache then it ends up itching like a motherfucker.

[Himu]

Fucking rats in the goddamn garage. What the fuck. Apparently peanut oil spilled in the garage. Goddamit. Where's the dog so she can do her jerb.

[Groogrux]

That's a lot for a move that's still a month away. Sit down, buddy, relax. Play some vidya.

It's 12 days.  But I've also got to do some work on the place I'm moving into.  A couple of the floors need repairs. 

[Flannel Boy]

I'm medication free, and my blood pressure is down to 127/73.

Fuck you, Fit Girl!

[Shadow Mod]

Fucking rats in the goddamn garage. What the fuck. Apparently peanut oil spilled in the garage. Goddamit. Where's the dog so she can do her jerb.

Cats > Dogs at rodent problems honestly.

[davepoobond]

thought these were mildly interesting.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1324701#msg1324701


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1154546#msg1154546


this guy has a lot of hate:  http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg443942#msg443942

 

LMAO, did you really just search for your own name here?

What a loser

I'm not the only one google searching my name, bro

that davepoolbond guy is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

davepoobond?

I remember he (and many others) were the guys who were shitting up the gaming discussion board back in 2007. 

Edit: I google searched the name and found he runs some weird (and extremely shitty) website: http://squackle.com/

 



how do you think i found this site?

[CatsCatsCats]

Please don't shit up this thread or any other part of this board with GAF shit. Maybe someone shit talked your GAF presence or something, I don't care, take it to the bitching thread.

There are some people here who couldn't give less of a shit about GAF and that's why that shit is quarantined.

[Shadow Mod]

Milanos secret ingredient: crack.

[davepoobond]

Please don't shit up this thread or any other part of this board with GAF shit. Maybe someone shit talked your GAF presence or something, I don't care, take it to the bitching thread.

There are some people here who couldn't give less of a shit about GAF and that's why that shit is quarantined.

sowwy

[T234]

I'm medication free, and my blood pressure is down to 127/73.

Fuck you, Fit Girl!

I told you. Big Pharma eats dick.

[Shadow Mod]

Gives you pills for an issue. You get symptoms from those pills. Here's more pills to deal with those symptoms.

Never say a peep about possible dietary problems.

Fuck medicine right now atm.

[davepoobond]

i just drank a rockstar and now i will drink 4 beers the end

[chronovore]

Please don't shit up this thread or any other part of this board with GAF shit. Maybe someone shit talked your GAF presence or something, I don't care, take it to the bitching thread.

There are some people here who couldn't give less of a shit about GAF and that's why that shit is quarantined.

:applause

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

thought these were mildly interesting.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1324701#msg1324701


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1154546#msg1154546


this guy has a lot of hate:  http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg443942#msg443942

 

LMAO, did you really just search for your own name here?

What a loser

I'm not the only one google searching my name, bro

that davepoolbond guy is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

davepoobond?

I remember he (and many others) were the guys who were shitting up the gaming discussion board back in 2007. 

Edit: I google searched the name and found he runs some weird (and extremely shitty) website: http://squackle.com/

 



how do you think i found this site?

It's all good baby

[Himu]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

[nudemacusers]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

Hah, my dogs were going crazy yesterday around my cat and it looked like they were playing with a brown sock.

Brown sock = small bird. No idea how it got inside. I had to pry it out of the cat's mouth with a stick in our front yard. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

inside the house...?

 

[Joe Molotov]

i just drank a rockstar and now i will drink 4 beers the end

Is this in lieu of blood pressure medication?

[nudemacusers]

davepoobond may I recommend rockstar and sloe gin instead? It was my go-to powerjuice in college. Only time I've been kicked out of a bar.

[Momo]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

I had dogs before and my dog would kill field mice and put them in front of my door, kinda fucking weird.

[Shadow Mod]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

I had dogs before and my dog would kill field mice and put them in front of my door, kinda fucking weird.

Those are trophies to be admired.

[nudemacusers]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

I had dogs before and my dog would kill field mice and put them in front of my door, kinda fucking weird.

That's pretty typical. My wife's rents have a couple of dogs that would find rats and play with them by tossing them around, and for some reason thought people would want to play too. Nothing like a dead rat being flung at you by a smiling husky.

[Huff]

Nothing better than a pair of white short shorts on some long tanned legs

Oh lawd. I luv Florida

[Huff]

And just got a picture with a David spade look a like.

Best day eva

[davepoobond]

i just drank a rockstar and now i will drink 4 beers the end

Is this in lieu of blood pressure medication?

no, i'm just thirsty.

davepoobond may I recommend rockstar and sloe gin instead? It was my go-to powerjuice in college. Only time I've been kicked out of a bar.

i'll have to try it.  we usually did 50% Rockstar and 50% vodka in college.  Maybe rum instead sometimes.  didn't happen all that much.  to tell the truth i get more of an effect from energy drinks than alcohol, though it doesn't take much to get me drunk either.

[Polari]

My dog just grabs the mice the cat's already killed and walks around with them in her mouth. Then when you try and catch her and take them away she runs and swallows them whole, giving you a real fucking smug bastard look.

[Polari]

She's usually sick the whole next day though so who got the last laugh fucker?

[milchs evil twin]

Just watched Hot Fuzz again. GG Demi.

[demi]

Thanks. Watch World's End this Friday. Or weekend.

[milchs evil twin]

Won't be out til mid september over here.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've had a crush on the desk chick at the vets for a few years now.  I'm going to miss seeing all her face jewelry and our few-word interactions when I take Nami in. 

[nudemacusers]

I just got a spare bedroom! 

[Joe Molotov]

Thanks. Watch World's End this Friday. Or weekend.

I will watch it this weekend while thinking of you, demi. 

[Mupepe]

I have a penis!

[Momo]

I got nothing

[demi]

Thanks. Watch World's End this Friday. Or weekend.

I will watch it this weekend while thinking of you, demi. 

 

[Eli Gulgin]

Wow I just realized this guy looks exactly like a mentally challenged woman I used to see on the bus when I was in high school, she was in her 40s I guess but dressed like a 4 year old and had a weird face and hair, like that sloth there. She always sat on the same seat but one time some kid was sitting there already so she sat on a rear-facing seat in the front of the bus so she could face the boy sitting on her normal seat and she'd stare at him angrily the whole ride and it only got creepier when she grabbed a fly off the window and started ripping its legs and wings out while it was still alive and the whole time just stared at the kid on her regular seat. It was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

[Madrun Badrun]

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Wow I just realized this guy looks exactly like a mentally challenged woman I used to see when I was in high school, she was in her 40s I guess but dressed like a 4 year old and had a weird face and hair, like that sloth there. She always sat on the same seat but one time some kid was sitting there already so she sat on a rear-facing seat in the front of the bus so she could face the boy sitting on her normal seat and she'd stare at him angrily the whole ride and it only got creepier when she grabbed a fly off the window and started ripping its legs and wings out while it was still alive and the whole time just stared at the kid on her regular seat. It was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

That's really messed up.  Why did you date this chick?

[Eli Gulgin]

You know why, those tards

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Almost had me there

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[Diunx]

For anyone that wants to know more about my little island.

[Himu]

I saw my dog kill two rats in front of my face. She's an accomplished ratter.

inside the house...?

 

Outside you moron

[CatsCatsCats]

I've been tasked with picking a new board game for the family, I'm leaning towards electronic monopoly but do you have any faves to recommend? We currently have trouble, sorry, blokus, Lego minotaurus, Jenga, battleship that come to mind. Suitable for 3 players, ages 8-30

[Shadow Mod]

Don't get LIFE.

[nudemacusers]

Get Sorry. It's the true test to see how much your kids love you.

[brawndolicious]

There's also a tablet version of monopoly which makes it easier to do every move faster. Best group board game imo is Clue or Risk but I'm not sure if the latter is too complex for an 8 year old.

[nudemacusers]

derp, you listed sorry, don't know why I breezed over it.


So in that case, buy sorry again. for the lulz

[Mupepe]

Risk is the shit. I was playing it at 8.

[CatsCatsCats]

Thanks for the opinions! Off work in 15 and gonna grab one on the way home for family game night

[Positive Touch]

only the most boring people alive can manage to finish a full game of monopoly

[Mupepe]

only the most boring people alive can manage to finish a full game of monopoly

f u.

I've never lost a game. My opponents usually quit before then. Mainly because they've ran into one of my properties for the millionth time and they've lost hope. My evil laugh doesn't help.

[hampster]

All I've ever wanted to do since I saw that Seinfeld episode was play Risk but I never got the chance :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya but half the fun is gouging out your opponents eyes by head slamming them into those sharp little pieces.  When I play monopoly I leave a trail of blind kids in my path.

[nudemacusers]

Ive never played a game of monopoly that didnt end in a fight

we usually started role-played as bank robbers and arsonists near the end of the game. Nothing felt better than knocking hotel off Boardwalk and chalking it up to 'city crime'.

[brawndolicious]

My first kiss/sexual experience was after getting bored of playing Monopoly for like 30 minutes.

[Steve Contra]

Ticket to Ride.  Monopoly :

[nudemacusers]

My first kiss/sexual experience was after getting bored of playing Monopoly for like 30 minutes.

How did your family handle winning a yahtzee? 

[Himu]

Started working on my feminine voice through lessons. It is fun so far. My favorite exercise for voice prep so far is the one where you tighten your hands together like you're trying to pull them a part then open your jaw and say,"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" pull the hands close to your throat, and repeatedly bring them back and forth REALLY fast, like you're using one of those shake weights to make your jaws jerk and vibrate. It's fun as fuck.