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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19920 on: September 05, 2013, 11:26:24 PM »
Either nod your head while reading closed captioning or watch the episode once on your own beforehand.

hampster

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« Reply #19921 on: September 05, 2013, 11:35:07 PM »
My phone is dying and my podcast app is gone :( :( :( All my podcasts... I can't...  :stahp

As if the random restarts and other bullshit wasn't enough lately, my podcast app locked up and wouldn't un-fuck itself no matter how many times I restarted the phone. I deleted the app and went to redownload it but the app store won't let me on any more. Well WebOS, our love affair was long and passionate but its time I get a big boy phone :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19922 on: September 06, 2013, 12:27:43 AM »
I feel your pain. My PC died on me today and I'm not even sure that it's the GPU at this point. I will now more in a few days when the replacement comes in, but I won't have to money to replace anything else for fuck knows how long because I'm a dirty poor. Guess I'll keep digging into my PS2 backlog some more...

Eli Gulgin

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19923 on: September 06, 2013, 06:00:26 AM »
Some people don't so much "watch" TV or movies as they "hold a conversation or deliver a running commentary while a movie or TV show plays in the background." It occurred to me today that I will never be able to watch anything from start to finish in peace again for the rest of my life.

My dad does this with movies, which is why I haven't been able to watch a movie with him in years. Let's say he's watching a James Bond movie (for the umpteenth time) and throughout the whole movie he's going "oh now he's gonna do this", "oh now he gets his stupid gadgets", "well that couldn't happen in real life", "oh this is the bad guy" etc. and I'd just like to shout at him "I know, I am seeing this with my own eyes right now and yes this is fiction and that couldn't happen in real life". And then after pretty much every movie he says "well that was a totally silly film". I guess some westerns with Clint Eastwood are the only movies he's never said that about. He's such an old geezer.

Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19924 on: September 06, 2013, 09:04:55 AM »
I just don't watch that much stuff, so the few things I do enjoy I'd like to be able to...you know, enjoy. Yes, I am aware that is a familiar actor/actress, and he or she has acted in many other productions! But please, go on ahead AND LIST THEM ALL FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

My wife likes to make important life decisions while I'm watching football and drinking beer. So I make sure I let her know how big a shit I took after lunch at work that day during her soaps.
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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19925 on: September 06, 2013, 12:56:26 PM »
I visited a new coffee shop that is basically a counter on the sidewalk. And I blew up cream and sugar station.

They had bottles of chocolate syrup for sale and I thought they were complimentary so I squeezed on it so hard that the freshness seal blew off and like half my cup ended up on the counter. Several dozen napkins and $10 later, and everything was cleaned up and I have 3/4 a bottle of chocolate syrup. At least there were no other customers around and the girl was nice. I asked where she got her Archer shirt (comic-con).

Oh and last night the person working the cashier at CVS when I bought the KY warming jelly was a cute redhead. It's nice hitting rock-bottom in shame.

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« Reply #19926 on: September 06, 2013, 01:14:19 PM »
Was the warming jelly to jerk off with?  Because if you were buying it to fuck someone I don't think that's rock bottom.

brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19927 on: September 06, 2013, 01:28:33 PM »
Not that she would know but yep. I mean the other things I bought were 5 hour energy and wasabi almonds so who the fuck knows what she was thinking?

demi

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« Reply #19928 on: September 06, 2013, 01:38:30 PM »
Definitely not rock bottom OR shameful. Look her dead in the eye as you buy the jelly. Dont be a pussy. You're gonna jerk off to her and she's gonna love it.
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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19929 on: September 06, 2013, 02:50:28 PM »
I think I meant I don't even feel shame anymore.

Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19930 on: September 06, 2013, 02:53:57 PM »
To clear things up, you should have told her that the jelly was for a friend and that you always go in dry.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19931 on: September 06, 2013, 03:51:23 PM »
Some people don't so much "watch" TV or movies as they "hold a conversation or deliver a running commentary while a movie or TV show plays in the background." It occurred to me today that I will never be able to watch anything from start to finish in peace again for the rest of my life.

My dad does this with movies, which is why I haven't been able to watch a movie with him in years. Let's say he's watching a James Bond movie (for the umpteenth time) and throughout the whole movie he's going "oh now he's gonna do this", "oh now he gets his stupid gadgets", "well that couldn't happen in real life", "oh this is the bad guy" etc. and I'd just like to shout at him "I know, I am seeing this with my own eyes right now and yes this is fiction and that couldn't happen in real life". And then after pretty much every movie he says "well that was a totally silly film". I guess some westerns with Clint Eastwood are the only movies he's never said that about. He's such an old geezer.

Yeah my dad is the worst. Anything slightly implausible he starts scoffing and talking about how stupid it is.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19932 on: September 06, 2013, 07:15:02 PM »
Got a 10,000$ scholarship today (I only actually get 2000$).  Pretty cool though.

nudemacusers

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19933 on: September 06, 2013, 07:25:38 PM »
treat yourself to some nice cravats
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19934 on: September 06, 2013, 07:49:10 PM »
Plural!

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #19935 on: September 06, 2013, 08:34:26 PM »
Do any of you use hair gel or whatever for well.....you're hair? Any recommendations for the stuff to slick back your hair I guess? Something that dosen't make it too hard.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #19936 on: September 06, 2013, 08:38:49 PM »
american crew pomade
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FatalT

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19937 on: September 06, 2013, 08:45:44 PM »
semen

Positive Touch

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« Reply #19938 on: September 06, 2013, 09:04:53 PM »


are what i use
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chronovore

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19939 on: September 06, 2013, 09:31:05 PM »
Yeah, back when I had hair, that was my go-to.

Huff

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« Reply #19940 on: September 06, 2013, 09:43:32 PM »
My uncle on my dads side is in town tonight and its my night to entertain him. Going to leave him at a bar and hope he goes home with some dumb cunt
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« Reply #19941 on: September 06, 2013, 11:53:46 PM »
trapped in a hipster restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood with thrift store furniture, dirty staff, and 90s hip hop playing. this is my hell
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nudemacusers

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19942 on: September 06, 2013, 11:57:42 PM »
embrace their culture and become one of them.
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Positive Touch

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19943 on: September 07, 2013, 12:00:36 AM »
I wish it was legal to set them on fire
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19944 on: September 07, 2013, 12:03:47 AM »
I believe it is legal to kill hipsters because I'm not sure if they can be considered people.
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Himu

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« Reply #19945 on: September 07, 2013, 12:20:50 AM »
Had a great night out. Met some friends from a tg board at a local monthly tg event at the local trans center and had a lot of fun! I've never met people I new online in real life before so...I was really nervous, but it turned out real well! Got a chance to flex my social muscles in a way I never have before and it was odd in how we could hit it right off despite never having met in person. It was like we already knew each other. I've never experienced that. I got all their numbers, so we can meet up in the future. Jesus Christ, at the bbq, so much diversity: people with sleeve tats, punkers, bikers, fem, masculine, lots of women and men - more trans men than women, actually - what a cool and eclectic group of people! I got off with a lot of them and made plenty of new contacts tonight. :)

And so nice too! I didn't bring any cash expecting I didn't need to, but a friend spotted me the 10 to eat dinner. On the trans site I expressed that I was running out of medicine and it'd be about two weeks till I could get a refill, and such a nice person gave me some of her spiro - a weeks worth! What wonderful people! :rejoice
« Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 12:23:21 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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etiolate

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19946 on: September 07, 2013, 01:25:13 AM »
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I got off with a lot of them

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I didn't bring any cash expecting I didn't need to

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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19947 on: September 07, 2013, 01:28:34 AM »
You go out without cash?
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Himu

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« Reply #19948 on: September 07, 2013, 01:30:10 AM »
Yeah. In the first world we have things like cell phones and debit cards.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19949 on: September 07, 2013, 04:33:02 AM »
trapped in a hipster restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood with thrift store furniture, dirty staff, and 90s hip hop playing. this is my hell

The best is overpriced merch because "it's vintage."

nudemacusers

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« Reply #19950 on: September 07, 2013, 04:41:52 AM »
a little price premium is worth keeping the truly dirtpoors out
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Positive Touch

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« Reply #19951 on: September 07, 2013, 09:51:47 AM »
trapped in a hipster restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood with thrift store furniture, dirty staff, and 90s hip hop playing. this is my hell

The best is overpriced merch because "it's vintage."

its not cool unless its covered in crusted dirt
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #19952 on: September 07, 2013, 10:40:57 AM »
trapped in a hipster restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood with thrift store furniture, dirty staff, and 90s hip hop playing. this is my hell
:lol what restaurant
plot twist: the restaurant is his kitchen.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #19953 on: September 07, 2013, 11:13:24 AM »
trapped in a hipster restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood with thrift store furniture, dirty staff, and 90s hip hop playing. this is my hell
:lol what restaurant

Mackleroni Grill
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« Reply #19954 on: September 07, 2013, 11:15:28 AM »
melt, down on cherokee
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #19955 on: September 07, 2013, 11:26:35 AM »
dude, the place is called Melt. Name alone should have been a warning.

No sympathy :P

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What is MELT? Melt is an eclectic, upcycled cafe/lounge, restaurant/bar where people can gather, drink, eat, laugh, occasionally enjoy live music and just be themselves! MELT features WiFi, Coffee, Waffles, Ice Cream, Cocktails and Pinball.

 :gurl
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« Reply #19956 on: September 07, 2013, 11:41:34 AM »
I DIDNT WANNA GO

I PUSHED FOR MEXICAN FOOD
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hampster

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« Reply #19957 on: September 07, 2013, 11:43:35 AM »
dude, the place is called Melt. Name alone should have been a warning.

No sympathy :P

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What is MELT? Melt is an eclectic, upcycled cafe/lounge, restaurant/bar where people can gather, drink, eat, laugh, occasionally enjoy live music and just be themselves! MELT features WiFi, Coffee, Waffles, Ice Cream, Cocktails and Pinball.

 :gurl

They called the place melt but don't once mention grilled cheese :what
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #19958 on: September 07, 2013, 11:44:57 AM »
I DIDNT WANNA GO

I PUSHED FOR MEXICAN FOOD
Did you enjoy the vegan waffles?
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Himu

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« Reply #19959 on: September 07, 2013, 12:22:07 PM »
"restaurant/bar where people can gather, drink, eat, laugh, occasionally enjoy live music and just be themselves! MELT features WiFi, Coffee, Waffles, Ice Cream, Cocktails and Pinball."

wow what a unique sounding place! how come you can't do these things at other restaurants?!

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the pinball inclusion is legit cool
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #19960 on: September 07, 2013, 12:48:40 PM »
upcycling  :pacspit

being yourself :pacspit

cafe/lounge restaurant/bar :pacspit
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Momo

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« Reply #19961 on: September 07, 2013, 01:10:31 PM »
I quit smoking recently, and my sense of smell is returning. I just realized one of my friends has an unbearable smell I cannot physically stomach, I have observed this sensation over a period of 5 days to confirm it's validity. They stuck with me through the smoking, but I'm strongly on the verge of ejecting asap :(

nudemacusers

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« Reply #19962 on: September 07, 2013, 02:03:13 PM »
I don't eat where I cruise.  :-*
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #19963 on: September 07, 2013, 02:52:21 PM »
that's what jaegerbombs are for!

Do they still let you do them at bars around y'all, btw? Here they serve seperately cuz douchebros kept breaking the shotglasses when slamming them into the red bull.
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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19964 on: September 07, 2013, 03:49:12 PM »
I quit smoking recently, and my sense of smell is returning. I just realized one of my friends has an unbearable smell I cannot physically stomach, I have observed this sensation over a period of 5 days to confirm it's validity. They stuck with me through the smoking, but I'm strongly on the verge of ejecting asap :(

Body odor? I too noticed how bad the world actually smells after quitting and you just have to get used to it. Being able to run again is awesome though.

One thing that might help you a lot with breath control is yoga, it teaches you to take very deliberate breaths through the nose so you can maybe learn to desensitize yourself to the musk of your friend and the rest of the world.

Momo

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« Reply #19965 on: September 07, 2013, 03:56:43 PM »
It's not bo, it's just her smell :( Must be that incense she is always burning that never bothered me before.  The more im thinking about this I will just need to suck it up and deal with it. My smoking must have been awful to her so yeah.

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« Reply #19966 on: September 07, 2013, 04:32:31 PM »
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Shadow Mod

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19967 on: September 07, 2013, 05:00:26 PM »
Estate sales keep makin' me lol. Lines at the starting time. Bunch of the stuff is seriously no better than vintage store prices.

Polari

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« Reply #19968 on: September 07, 2013, 08:02:02 PM »
Man today fucking sucked. Here's to tomorrow.

Huff

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« Reply #19969 on: September 07, 2013, 11:12:42 PM »
that's what jaegerbombs are for!

Do they still let you do them at bars around y'all, btw? Here they serve seperately cuz douchebros kept breaking the shotglasses when slamming them into the red bull.

Nope only bombs that get two glasses are car bombs. For obvious reasons
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« Reply #19970 on: September 08, 2013, 07:19:58 AM »
I'm watching The Big Lebowski and realized that the titles to the Jackie Treehorne dream sequence are done in Diablo 2's font.


Eric P

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« Reply #19971 on: September 09, 2013, 04:42:33 PM »
young hip economist buys cassette tape ironically

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/09/09/cassette_tape_trend_perfect_price_discrimination_in_band_affection.html

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Because I'm old and lame now, I don't go to see bands play very much. But Saturday night I rousted myself from decrepitude to hear Kathleen Hanna's new band The Julie Ruin play at Washington, D.C.'s Black Cat club and found myself enjoying the opening act Swearin' quite a bit. So I went back to the merch table to see what was on offer and saw—among other things—a cassette tape. I figured that participating in a weird economic trend would be worth the $5, so I bought it.

Needless to say, I don't own anything that could play a cassette tape.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19972 on: September 09, 2013, 04:44:10 PM »
I saw tapes at this vintage place up the street for 5 bucks and was like oh come on.

Polari

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19973 on: September 09, 2013, 05:15:34 PM »
I was unaware of this until I saw Xiu Xiu were reissuing an album for Cassette Store Day. Jesus wept, the Rubicon is crossed.

Himu

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« Reply #19974 on: September 09, 2013, 07:01:25 PM »
Fucking awesome, my hair thinning has completely halted and has reversed. Hair on my crown is now almost as thick as the hair on the side of my head and I haven't even touched finasteride or biotin yet. Feels good! :punch
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19975 on: September 09, 2013, 07:23:03 PM »
When you busting out the weave tho
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Himu

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« Reply #19976 on: September 09, 2013, 07:25:30 PM »
When I can :punch
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Eli Gulgin

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19977 on: September 10, 2013, 08:36:12 AM »
I have a couple of cassette tapes (since some punk bands only release some stuff on tape) but even though I have some sort of a cassette player I never listen to them, fuck that hassle.

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #19978 on: September 10, 2013, 08:45:55 AM »
Lol even here local bands just burn their shit into cds they buy in bulk or upload it to mediafire, ghetto as fuck hipsters.
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Diunx

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« Reply #19979 on: September 10, 2013, 11:07:42 AM »
A bird just shat in my arm! Fucking hate birds.
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