Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

I made the mistake of casually mentioning to my mom that my arm still hurt, after giving blood a couple days ago. She has called multiple times demanding I go to the hospital.

It's just sore...and the Red Cross said if it lasts a week then it's a problem. I'm sure I'll be fine by tomorrow lol.

[Himu]

My hair is no longer thinning. In fact, in the past three weeks my hair has completely reversed. The hair on my crown is now almost as thick as the hair on the side of my head in just a few short weeks.

Spiro
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Infertility
Male Pattern Baldness

[Madrun Badrun]

I recently saw a frontline documentary that said that many young African American males say they caught something giving blood so they don't have to admit they are on the down low, PD. 

[Himu]

Wrath when is your bday?

[Himu]

I recently saw a frontline documentary that said that many young African American males say they caught something giving blood so they don't have to admit they are on the down low, PD.

This is a bad joke if you have given blood at all. I can't give blood because I've sucked cock and had anal sex. They won't let you donate blood if you've done any sexual contact with a male unless you're a genetic female.

[Phoenix Dark]

I recently saw a frontline documentary that said that many young African American males say they caught something giving blood so they don't have to admit they are on the down low, PD.

This is a bad joke if you have given blood at all. I can't give blood because I've sucked cock and had anal sex. They won't let you donate blood if you've done any sexual contact with a male unless you're a genetic female.

Obviously you could lie and give blood. FM is saying that some down low people will give blood, pretending to be straight, and later when they get HIV they claim to have gotten it from a dirty Red Cross needle. I know of someone who did that.

[Himu]

Of course people lie. But the dirty needle thing is an obvious cover up. If tattoo and piercing places are clean as fuck, you bet your ass a blood donating center will be clean as fuck and not reuse needles. You should call him on it.

[Shadow Mod]

It's not the giving blood that you have to be worried about it's when you get blood. So yeah lol at those fake asses.

[CatsCatsCats]

No, guys, pretty sure American Red Cross is part of the plan to infect all the blacks with aids.

[Phoenix Dark]

Given how long blood is stored/tested, I see no reason not to allow gay people to donate.

[Himu]

Yeah, won't the blood be tested before it's used anyways?

[Madrun Badrun]

Jes, I was just trying to make a lighthearted joke about PD being gay and having aids.  You guys heavy. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, won't the blood be tested before it's used anyways?

It is. HIV/AIDS may take awhile to form though, which is why the Red Cross doesn't take blood from people who have had gay sex, or banged prostitutes. But given how long the blood is stored...I'm pretty sure that's enough time to figure out which batch of blood can be used and which can't.

[Joe Molotov]

Plus, PD could always just lie and say that he gave blood, when he really didn't.

[Himu]

Jes, I was just trying to make a lighthearted joke about PD being gay and having aids.  You guys heavy.

Know it was a joke, but people actually do this, hence the absurdity.

[Madrun Badrun]

Well they say the third scare is the charm. 

[Phoenix Dark]

imo you have to be pretty dumb to get AIDs in 2012/2013, in the United States. Wear a god damn condom.

[Shadow Mod]

Yeah, won't the blood be tested before it's used anyways?

Hahaha not always. Hence my post about getting transfusions.

[Himu]

To be fair, you can get hiv from an unlikely source. Like brushing your teeth before giving oral.

[nudemacusers]

imo you have to be pretty dumb to get AIDs in 2012/2013, in the United States. Wear a god damn condom.

Didn't you say something similar about getting banned from neogaf?

[chronovore]

To be fair, you can get hiv from an unlikely source. Like brushing your teeth before giving oral.

Everyone knows you should brush your teeth AFTER a big meal.

[Himu]

You should wait a few hours after giving oral to brush your teeth! But yeah you're right.

[Phoenix Dark]

imo you have to be pretty dumb to get AIDs in 2012/2013, in the United States. Wear a god damn condom.

Didn't you say something similar about getting banned from neogaf?

[Rufus]

I love this fucking gif so much.

[Robo]

Sure, but it's just so much more tempting to raw dog in Thailand.

[fistfulofmetal]

so today i drove through the worst part of the neighborhood in Buffalo with the windows down blasting Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.

[CajoleJuice]

you live in buffalo? i don't blame you for not wanting to go outside

[Phoenix Dark]

cripwalk in California, brehs

[Diunx]

Jesus food is expensive here.  2L of coke zero is 1.60$, but 2L of fucking milk is 4.69$.  What the shitnitz? 

Jesus I wish food was that cheap over here!

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't, because then it would be even more expensive over here.  Someone has to live in poverty.

[Diunx]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Got rid of my Wii U, 3DS, and Vita.  I'm done* buying games on anything that isn't a phone or a PC.  There's just not much time and the spare time I do have I'd rather fuck around on the internet, read, or jerk it to porn.

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* - Until the next impulse where I have to get another console or handheld

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[Shadow Mod]

https://www.facebook.com/BestOfTheLakeOswegoWestLinnPoliceBlotter

Spent last night reading this, god damn.

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.facebook.com/BestOfTheLakeOswegoWestLinnPoliceBlotter

Spent last night reading this, god damn.

9/10/13 1:36 p.m. Stinky trash is in the dumpsters in the 1700 block of Sixth Avenue.

 

[Shadow Mod]

https://www.facebook.com/BestOfTheLakeOswegoWestLinnPoliceBlotter

Spent last night reading this, god damn.

9/10/13 1:36 p.m. Stinky trash is in the dumpsters in the 1700 block of Sixth Avenue.

 

 9/8/13 11:45 p.m. A suspected alarm in a neighborhood turned out to be crickets.

[Rufus]

Ha.

Figuratively speaking, or do crickets in the area produce cicada levels of noise?

[Rufus]

Figs

[chronovore]

https://www.facebook.com/BestOfTheLakeOswegoWestLinnPoliceBlotter

Spent last night reading this, god damn.

9/14/13 2:05 a.m. A sleeping man woke up to state that he was not suicidal.

9/14/13 7:15 a.m. A renter refused to let a plumber in even though his apartment was flooding.

9/15/13 2:35 p.m. The noon departure deadline is way past, but guests at a hotel on Meadows Road have yet to leave.

Seems like a nice place to live, if you can take things slowly.

[Madrun Badrun]

Bought a herman miller embody chair.  It was like sitting on the plucked feathers of an angel. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I was recruiting today at the career fair.  Resume quality stepped up and no helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.  On the positive, I saw a ton of chicks with tight skirts and large asses.  I'm not even an ass man but   One chick was even walking around wearing plastic hooker boots.  Whatever it takes to get that internship.

[nudemacusers]

helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.

This hasn't actually happened. Right? RIGHT?

[Phoenix Dark]

I was recruiting today at the career fair.  Resume quality stepped up and no helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.  On the positive, I saw a ton of chicks with tight skirts and large asses.  I'm not even an ass man but   One chick was even walking around wearing plastic hooker boots.  Whatever it takes to get that internship.

What positions were  you recruiting for? Can't wait until I can go back to school and recruit on my  steez

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.

This hasn't actually happened. Right? RIGHT?

It is very real: http://www.npr.org/2012/02/06/146464665/helicopter-parents-hover-in-the-workplace

I and others when receiving resumes from a helicopter mom throw them in a trash.  We don't want manchildren who lack the sack to hand their own resume over to us.

I was recruiting today at the career fair.  Resume quality stepped up and no helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.  On the positive, I saw a ton of chicks with tight skirts and large asses.  I'm not even an ass man but   One chick was even walking around wearing plastic hooker boots.  Whatever it takes to get that internship.

What positions were  you recruiting for? Can't wait until I can go back to school and recruit on my  steez

Engineering internships primarily.  It was an engineering career fair.  Another incident was that an Italian exchange student was getting all touchy-feely with me when she was asking questions.  She didn't look bad so I didn't mind.  I chalked it up to her culture but it was still interesting.  There were a lot of sharp looking guys there as well.  I think there is a push towards engineering these days so the attractiveness factor is going up.  A lot of them were freshmen and sophomores when most engineering students get weeded out at the sophomore and junior levels so we'll see if they stick around.

[Diunx]

Anyone here ever used DX.com?

[nudemacusers]

helicopter moms handing out their son's resume.

This hasn't actually happened. Right? RIGHT?

It is very real: http://www.npr.org/2012/02/06/146464665/helicopter-parents-hover-in-the-workplace

I and others when receiving resumes from a helicopter mom throw them in a trash.  We don't want manchildren who lack the sack to hand their own resume over to us.

jesus christ.

[Joe Molotov]

My sister got my birthday gifts in the mail and couldn't wait, so she gave them to me now. This is the most important one.

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This is the dumbest and coolest shit ever. Hyped as fuuuuuck.

I was hoping it was going to be an anal dildo when I clicked on it.












I was not disappointed.

[Phoenix Dark]

My sister got my birthday gifts in the mail and couldn't wait, so she gave them to me now. This is the most important one.

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This is the dumbest and coolest shit ever. Hyped as fuuuuuck.

oh my gooooooooood


I need that in my life

[Rufus]

Anyone here ever used DX.com?

Yeah, once or twice. Dunno how long it took for my stuff to arrive though. I only ordered cheap trinkets and a couple screw drivers to open Nintendo hardware. I think I also bought my R4 there, but I'm not sure...

[ferrarimanf355]

Someone famous responded to me on twitter. 

I would have made a Sharknado joke, but I haven't bothered to watch it. 

[Reb]

You're the worst.

[demi]

Gift her bejeweled for her birthday

[Joe Molotov]

Someone famous responded to me on twitter. 

I would have made a Sharknado joke, but I haven't bothered to watch it. 

I would have went with "You were the worst part of Sharknado" except I guess that's not really a joke.

[nudemacusers]

tell he she has fantastic breasts. you might get lucky.


compiling a group project report right now. the number of typos or just plain wonky sentence structures are hurting my soul. oh well, shit ain't worth much in the grand scheme.

[ferrarimanf355]

Someone famous responded to me on twitter. 

I would have made a Sharknado joke, but I haven't bothered to watch it. 

I would have went with "You were the worst part of Sharknado" except I guess that's not really a joke.

Again, haven't seen it, so I'll take your word for it.

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Shut up, demi.

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[Phoenix Dark]

One of the cool things about working with filthy pharmaceutical companies is getting freebies. They catered Italian for us and now i get to take it home

Same here. We get so much free shit, and since nearly everyone is on a diet I get to keep it

[Shadow Mod]

Someone famous responded to me on twitter. 

I would have made a Sharknado joke, but I haven't bothered to watch it. 

She sounds loaded as hell in that reply, damn.

[nudemacusers]

One of the cool things about working with filthy pharmaceutical companies is getting freebies. They catered Italian for us and now i get to take it home

I was hoping for a different kind of freebies

[Atramental]

Today was a good day.

Also. I'm drunk

And tumblr chick is a total cutie. I love her

[CatsCatsCats]

I experienced blatant white privilege the other day. I had to pick the kid up at school because he had a fever. When I went to the office, they asked my name but didn't ID me, then ID'd the Hispanic guy picking up his kid.

[Joe Molotov]

I experienced blatant white privilege the other day. I had to pick the kid up at school because he had a fever. When I went to the office, they asked my name but didn't ID me, then ID'd the Hispanic guy picking up his kid.

You should have made up for it by letting the Hispanic guy have your kid.