Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Positive Touch]

speaking of fast food, I forgot to get anything for lunch so a friend picked up some McDonalds for me. The buffalo McChicken $1 or some shit...this shit is horrible brehs  :'(

i thought it sucked but after i ate it all i could think about was eating another one. ended up eating like six in the next two weeks

[Phoenix Dark]

Dip your fries in it

 

[Brehvolution]

THat warm, salty white on cold, black goodness. 

[Mupepe]

Got any bruises bro?  I can be your hand maid

[chronovore]

Yikes. Any idea what happened? Stray squirrel? Loose nut?

Glad you're not busted up.

[chronovore]

 

Man! Disinfect and get some hooch down ya!

[Rahxephon91]

Anyone know of a good noob friendly like movie editor/creator for Windows 7? I have to make a short film(like 5mins), but I don't have a mac or anything. I also have very little experience with this kind of thing.

[benjipwns]

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-live/movie-maker

Make sure to put text over everything and use lots of title cards.

VirtualDub or Avidemux are what I wind up using the most, but they're slightly more complicated.

[nudemacusers]

It was pretty quick. I was riding like normal then next thing I know I was on the ground. I think I must have hit a bump or a slick spot and my feet came off the pedals (no clips) and because I was wearing slick-bottom dress shoes I couldn't get ahold of it in the split second I needed to. I'm a little bruised and bloody. Bike cut me up on my left side and the ground cut me up on the right side.

Warning: teeny bit of blood:

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[close]

should have warned about the clothes damage. couldn't take it, had to close the window. 

at least your AE's survived.

[Mr. Gundam]

edit: Ignore. Sister-in-law sent me an article about my neighborhood, but it's crazy ass Mars Hill dude.

[T234]

If you neighborhood needs a Charles Bronson-type, I'm currently looking for work.

[Phoenix Dark]

T234 In Seattle would make for an interesting comedy/drama. Hopefully it's greenlit and filmed in Vancouver soon.

[Mr. Gundam]

If you neighborhood needs a Charles Bronson-type, I'm currently looking for work.

We've already got one of those. We don't want him.

T234 In Seattle would make for an interesting comedy/drama.

YEAH!!

Hopefully it's greenlit and filmed in Vancouver soon.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

[T234]

If you neighborhood needs a Charles Bronson-type, I'm currently looking for work.

We've already got one of those. We don't want him.

T234 In Seattle would make for an interesting comedy/drama.

YEAH!!

Hopefully it's greenlit and filmed in Vancouver soon.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Sounds like your neighborhood needs a new Charles Bronson-type.

[BlackMage]

So much bullshit going on right now. All I want to do is lay in bed in the dark all day long

[lennedsay]

what's wrong bub?

[BlackMage]

I used to be content with being alone, but I guess I no longer am. I made a lot of new friends that were tied to my now ex-gf. But since we broke up I feel.. alone and miserable. Eventhough we broke up on "good terms" she gets to go to them for support and love or whatnot.. I get myself. I'm not good and cheering myself up apparently.

[Positive Touch]

well cheer up because you still have us

[chronovore]

Splitting up friends after a breakup sucks, but if the friends feel like taking sides, well, they weren't going to be there for you in the long run.  And if they're not smart enough to be your friend, they don't deserve you!

[nudemacusers]

sounds like montanitis. sadly, it's fatal in 100% of cases.

and yeah it's cold as fuck outside. took the garbage out in my shorts last night and wanted to die.

[Shadow Mod]

Yesterday I was dumb and went out in freezing temps without a beanie. My ears were not happy.

[Mupepe]

a couple of weeks ago it was 37 degrees and I got stuck in a rain storm on my motorcycle.  40 minutes and 50 mph later I was trying to warm myself up in the shower and the scalding hot water just felt cold on my hands.  I was freaked the fuck out.

Didn't get sick though   I actually haven't been sick in over 2 years since I started being really strict with what I eat and exercising.  I used to get sick like once a month. 

[Mr. Gundam]

If you neighborhood needs a Charles Bronson-type, I'm currently looking for work.

We've already got one of those. We don't want him.

T234 In Seattle would make for an interesting comedy/drama.

YEAH!!

Hopefully it's greenlit and filmed in Vancouver soon.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Sounds like your neighborhood needs a new Charles Bronson-type.

There won't be any pot shops in my neighborhood. The largest urban park in the city is here, and we've got too many schools nearby.

[nudemacusers]

The dumbest cold weather thing I did was tap a starter with a socket wrench in -20 weather. with no gloves.

My hands cracked and bled for a week. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Can honestly say that right now I am the happiest I've ever been in my adult life. 

Me too. Its pretty awesome. 

[T234]

If you neighborhood needs a Charles Bronson-type, I'm currently looking for work.

We've already got one of those. We don't want him.

T234 In Seattle would make for an interesting comedy/drama.

YEAH!!

Hopefully it's greenlit and filmed in Vancouver soon.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Sounds like your neighborhood needs a new Charles Bronson-type.

There won't be any pot shops in my neighborhood. The largest urban park in the city is here, and we've got too many schools nearby.

I ain't never bought my pot from a store, and I ain't starting now.

[fistfulofmetal]

himu read ur messages

[nudemacusers]

definitely agree with utah. so, so lame

[Phoenix Dark]

http://business.time.com/2013/12/05/the-3-best-and-3-worst-states-in-america-for-drinking/

STL bore wins again

Take this L
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_3d614541-f78d-51e8-95a9-98bcd8507e61.html

[Phoenix Dark]

[Positive Touch]

glad the cops are going after that dumbass

[G The Resurrected]

Went to wholefoods tonight to get some dinner since I don't have much time to cook anything tonight. So I went and picked up a beer to go with my meal. Well I should have double checked the price seeing as there were two similar products and only one price tag I thought it would be for the product I was purchasing. I was so wrong, so very wrong... I just bought a $45 bottle of beer... yeah double checking my choices from now on. Shit is amazingly good aged ale.

[chronovore]

Why the hell didn't you put a stop to it at the counter? Or did you just assume free-range mac-n-cheese is that expensive?

[G The Resurrected]

Why the hell didn't you put a stop to it at the counter? Or did you just assume free-range mac-n-cheese is that expensive?

Honestly I didn't look at the total till I was home. I was on the phone while I was at the register and just automatically swipe and accept without a second glance. Well that taught me something.

[Shadow Mod]

It wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of designers are on speed or something. Gathering all my shit and making it look pretty for my final portfolio sucks. I need drugs if I ever do something like this again.

[G The Resurrected]

It wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of designers are on speed or something. Gathering all my shit and making it look pretty for my final portfolio sucks. I need drugs if I ever do something like this again.

I drink these



Low in calories and it isn't weighted down by loads of added sugar.

[T234]

It wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of designers are on speed or something. Gathering all my shit and making it look pretty for my final portfolio sucks. I need drugs if I ever do something like this again.

If they were on speed, they wouldn't be designers. They'd be programmers. Probably micro-dosage LSD. Too much will distract you and you'll trip and see shit. 25-30 micrograms is Cognitive Enhancement level. 1 milligram is One With the Universe, Talking to God. The human genome would likely have not been understood, much less nearly mapped (even today) were it not for the Miraculous Molecule.

[bork]

Did nobody think "hey, this looks like (literal) shit" when they designed this toy?  The arms look like my dog's poop!

[Shadow Mod]

Simply designed stuff like domo does not look good broken up in pieces like that, that's for sure.

[nudemacusers]

it really does look like stacks of dog shit held together by skewers

[Rufus]

Domo needs a furry skin, but I guess that may have been too expensive or not flexible enough?

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe it was intentional? Poop is cute too, brehs.

[CatsCatsCats]

Ugh. Amazon used some weird carrier (OnTrac? Somethin like that) to deliver a present for my kid, and apparently they didn't get the memo about delivering during business hours at business addresses. Says out for delivery by 8pm, we close in 17 minutes. Flippin lame

[G The Resurrected]

Ugh. Amazon used some weird carrier (OnTrac? Somethin like that) to deliver a present for my kid, and apparently they didn't get the memo about delivering during business hours at business addresses. Says out for delivery by 8pm, we close in 17 minutes. Flippin lame

If it's OnTrac good luck!!! They'll say it was delivered and come back tomorrow if the dude if feeling lazy. That company is utter shit when it comes to deliveries. I had to go through a few drivers to get one that does shit right. Yeah that's right I complained so much I got bitches fired. When you deliver shit to the wrong address every mother fucking time you are not doing your job. Especially after I've called the company and complained and you still don't deliver to the right fucking address!

But now I have to deal with shitty fucking USPS smartpost bullshit which is almost worst. They like to shove packages into our little mail box. That shit needs to be delivered to the door not my little 4x4x10 box.

[chronovore]

Why are you complaining, G? Postal workers have it totally hard, delivering mail in California! This winter weather sometimes gets below 50º Fahrenheit, and they have to wear those jaunty short pants! Going up to your apartment instead of cramming the package in a mail slot would take valuable time away from them getting blunted out of their skull with that dude down the road from you.

When I was in college in Santa Cruz, on a regular basis I got to watch my postman hang out for an hour to smoke pot with the stoner neighbors. Between that joker and the 5 MPH service I get at any given Post Office, I am pretty much immune to hearing about the plight of the postal worker. Maybe if I were in Nome, Alaska?

[G The Resurrected]

We used to have good postmen here, but they all have retired and now all you get are the contracted USPS postmen who just suck. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact I'm eagerly awaiting a package from them to send off my SS package. The package has been at the local USPS for a day now and hasn't moved. WTF is up with that shit? I hope it's not lost or I'll lose my shit since one of the items is no longer in stock. I pay amazon for prime and this is what I get...

[chronovore]

We pay for Amazon Prime in Japan and we get packages either the next-day, or sometimes even same-day. Polite deliverymen bring them, ring our bell, and hand them to us at our doorstep, sometimes within hours of ordering.

Why did I want to leave this country?

[Shaka Khan]

Saturday night, as my friends were leaving a small bday celebration at a hipster pub, I saw this cute hipster wearing an authentic Keffiyeh/shumagh as a scarf. I asked about it, we started talking, I offered a drink, and they accepted. As soon as we started drinking, their friends jumped out of nowhere and started freaking the shit out. Apparently this hipster was taking some heavy mood stabilizing meds that shouldn't be mixed with alcohol, and therefore was subsequently dragged out.

I felt awful for a bit, but then again... it wasn't really my fault.

[nudemacusers]

maybe they pulled him back into the time machine as they clearly set the date wrong by a decade.

you missed a good negging opportunity there shaka

[chronovore]

Saturday night, as my friends were leaving a small bday celebration at a hipster pub, I saw this cute hipster wearing an authentic Keffiyeh/shumagh as a scarf. I asked about it, we started talking, I offered a drink, and they accepted. As soon as we started drinking, their friends jumped out of nowhere and started freaking the shit out. Apparently this hipster was taking some heavy mood stabilizing meds that shouldn't be mixed with alcohol, and therefore was subsequently dragged out.

I felt awful for a bit, but then again... it wasn't really my fault.

If you were Bebpo, you could parlay this opportunity into feeling guilty for months!

[Shaka Khan]

What year is this? Wearing a keffiyeh? That's not a hipster, that guy's straight oldstream. Groce.

It was a red/white genuine ghurtra, gifted by a Saudi roommate. I don't know— I was overcome by a sudden urge of horniness and nostalgia when I saw it.

[Shaka Khan]

If you were Bebpo, you could parlay this opportunity into feeling guilty for months!

Yeah, the guilt was short-lived. We texted later and everything ended up being fine. The freakout scene was startling though.

[Shadow Mod]

What year is this? Wearing a keffiyeh? That's not a hipster, that guy's straight oldstream. Groce.

It was a red/white genuine ghurtra, gifted by a Saudi roommate. I don't know— I was overcome by a sudden urge of horniness and nostalgia when I saw it.

Horniness and nostalgia? Just how many closet cases they got running around? I guess if women can't go anywhere or do anything alone you are kind of left to just fuck with dudes.

[Shaka Khan]

What does this has anything to do w/ closeted cases? I was simply turned on by a cute hipster, and I was nostalgic because of the worn Saudi item. Stop turning my story into a boring social case.

[Mupepe]

If you were Bebpo, you could parlay this opportunity into feeling guilty for months!

Yeah, the guilt was short-lived. We texted later and everything ended up being fine. The freakout scene was startling though.

For some reason I picture the freakout like that scene from the truman show.  Did the hipster yell "Meet me in Fiji?"

[nudemacusers]

my son is sitting here watching the evil dead on my ipad

and laughing at it

ash cuts girlfriend's head in half

*heheheheheh*

 

edit: I honestly don't know if I should stop this or not. parentbore advise.

[hampster]

my son is sitting here watching the evil dead on my ipad

and laughing at it

ash cuts girlfriend's head in half

*heheheheheh*

 

edit: I honestly don't know if I should stop this or not. parentbore advise.

Have fun with the 4:00 AM nightmare wake ups 

[Huff]

show him porn to counteract the nightmares

[Shadow Mod]

What does this has anything to do w/ closeted cases? I was simply turned on by a cute hipster, and I was nostalgic because of the worn Saudi item. Stop turning my story into a boring social case.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://imgur.com/a/DidjH

relative of The Business?