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G The Resurrected

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22080 on: April 10, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »
Me three!!!

Sleeping bras are awesome too

nudemacusers

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« Reply #22081 on: April 10, 2014, 01:58:43 PM »
boobs are ok
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Broseidon

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« Reply #22082 on: April 10, 2014, 02:01:43 PM »
A > T
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« Reply #22083 on: April 10, 2014, 02:04:41 PM »
although i did get spritzed with tittymilk the other night and that was cool
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22084 on: April 10, 2014, 05:07:05 PM »
damn vicodin is pretty good brehs. nebver had this before but i passed (passing?) a kidney stone and its piff
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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22085 on: April 10, 2014, 07:32:05 PM »
I had a kidney stone about 15 years ago. It was the first time I vomited due to pain. I feel for ya bro.
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« Reply #22086 on: April 10, 2014, 08:35:32 PM »
*nervously chugs water*

:heh

I've been chugging a shitload of water. I got five 2 liters of soda sitting around that I don't think I'll touch. At this point I suspect the stone is gone and the pain is as well. Can't let vicodin go to waste tho so Imma finnish this bottle to make sure all is good.
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #22087 on: April 11, 2014, 12:51:29 AM »
I just recently passed a stone, I didn't even know about it till I was ejaculating and I could feel it scraping the inside of my penis. I was in so much pain I forgot about the pleasure.

etiolate

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22088 on: April 11, 2014, 01:19:18 AM »
worst jack handy ever

G The Resurrected

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« Reply #22089 on: April 11, 2014, 01:28:28 AM »
worst jack handy ever

You've no idea! I broke the shower rod when it happened, I tore it clean off the wall and it was anchored into the studs.

Himu

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« Reply #22090 on: April 11, 2014, 01:43:56 AM »
IYKYK

nudemacusers

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« Reply #22091 on: April 11, 2014, 11:27:59 AM »
:dead
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« Reply #22092 on: April 11, 2014, 12:15:10 PM »
I don't get it :(

StealthFan

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« Reply #22093 on: April 11, 2014, 12:17:55 PM »
He's talking shit about Amirox and his ridiculously exaggerated drug tolerance.
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« Reply #22094 on: April 11, 2014, 12:31:57 PM »
I just recently passed a stone, I didn't even know about it till I was ejaculating and I could feel it scraping the inside of my penis. I was in so much pain I forgot about the pleasure.

Liked because this made me laugh. Sorry! 8)

Mupepe

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« Reply #22095 on: April 11, 2014, 01:20:25 PM »
He's talking shit about Amirox and his ridiculously exaggerated drug tolerance.
Ohhhhhh  Thanks

TVC15

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« Reply #22096 on: April 11, 2014, 01:22:02 PM »
Post a pic of the stone plz.  Give me something sexy to wash away all this disgusting breast talk.
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Eric P

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« Reply #22097 on: April 11, 2014, 01:50:26 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/11/vagina-grown-lab-implant-girls-disorder

Vaginas grown in labs successfully implanted into girls with rare disorder
Scientists hail operations on teenagers with Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome, which affects vaginal development



Scientists have successfully implanted vaginas grown in laboratories into four teenage girls who have a congenital condition which meant their own did not develop properly.

The artificial vaginas, engineered from the patient's own cells and individually made to fit them, allowed the women to later have full sex lives. As well as being a breakthrough in vaginal reconstruction, the US and Mexican scientists responsible for the procedures said it potentially meant other tissues or organs could be laboratory grown and implanted.

"This pilot study is the first to demonstrate that vaginal organs can be constructed in the lab and used successfully in humans," said lead researcher Dr Anthony Atala from Wake Forest Baptist medical centre in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

"This may represent a new option for patients who require vaginal reconstructive surgeries. In addition, this study is one more example of how regenerative medicine strategies can be applied to a variety of tissues and organs."

The patients, who were between 13 and 18, were all born with Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome (pdf), a rare genetic condition in which the vagina and uterus are underdeveloped or absent.

Using vulva tissue from each patients, the team grew tissue around vagina-shaped biodegradeable scaffolds before implanting the fully formed vagina.

Follow-up tests over a number of years – the first of the implants took place eight years ago, although findings have only just been reported – found the engineered vaginas worked as hoped, with the women reporting they were able to have sex normally, without pain. None had yet become pregnant, but that is believed to be possible. The research is published in the medical journal the Lancet.

One of the patients, speaking anonymously, was quoted as saying the procedure had been hugely important to her life: "Truly I feel very fortunate because I have a normal life, completely normal."

Atala said: "Yearly tissue biopsy samples show that the reconstructed tissue is histologically and functionally similar to normal vaginal tissue. This technique is a viable option for vaginal reconstruction and has several advantages over current reconstructive methods because only a small biopsy of tissue is required, and using vaginal cells may reduce complications that arise from using non-vaginal tissue, such as infection and graft shrinkage."

Separately, he told the BBC: "Really, for the first time we've created a whole organ that was never there to start with. It was a challenge." Seeing the difference the breakthrough made to the women's lives was very rewarding, he added.


VATGINAS!
Tonya

nudemacusers

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« Reply #22098 on: April 11, 2014, 01:55:25 PM »
Post a pic of the stone plz.  Give me something sexy to wash away all this disgusting breast talk.
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« Reply #22099 on: April 11, 2014, 02:34:29 PM »
VATGINAS!

The sex toy industry will never be the same.
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Himu

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« Reply #22100 on: April 11, 2014, 02:35:55 PM »
:rejoice

THE FUTURE

Here's hoping I can get one in ten years.
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TVC15

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« Reply #22101 on: April 11, 2014, 02:38:02 PM »
By then you'll be able to get the weeabo animu real gash of your dreams.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22102 on: April 11, 2014, 02:46:12 PM »
"That pussy is so good it must have come from a lab!"
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TVC15

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« Reply #22103 on: April 11, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »
"That pussy is so good it must have come from a lab!"

It tastes so good that Himu will be on your dick like it's Pocky once you pull out.
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Raban

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« Reply #22104 on: April 11, 2014, 02:51:20 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/11/vagina-grown-lab-implant-girls-disorder

Vaginas grown in labs successfully implanted into girls with rare disorder
Scientists hail operations on teenagers with Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome, which affects vaginal development



Scientists have successfully implanted vaginas grown in laboratories into four teenage girls who have a congenital condition which meant their own did not develop properly.

The artificial vaginas, engineered from the patient's own cells and individually made to fit them, allowed the women to later have full sex lives. As well as being a breakthrough in vaginal reconstruction, the US and Mexican scientists responsible for the procedures said it potentially meant other tissues or organs could be laboratory grown and implanted.

"This pilot study is the first to demonstrate that vaginal organs can be constructed in the lab and used successfully in humans," said lead researcher Dr Anthony Atala from Wake Forest Baptist medical centre in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

"This may represent a new option for patients who require vaginal reconstructive surgeries. In addition, this study is one more example of how regenerative medicine strategies can be applied to a variety of tissues and organs."

The patients, who were between 13 and 18, were all born with Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome (pdf), a rare genetic condition in which the vagina and uterus are underdeveloped or absent.

Using vulva tissue from each patients, the team grew tissue around vagina-shaped biodegradeable scaffolds before implanting the fully formed vagina.

Follow-up tests over a number of years – the first of the implants took place eight years ago, although findings have only just been reported – found the engineered vaginas worked as hoped, with the women reporting they were able to have sex normally, without pain. None had yet become pregnant, but that is believed to be possible. The research is published in the medical journal the Lancet.

One of the patients, speaking anonymously, was quoted as saying the procedure had been hugely important to her life: "Truly I feel very fortunate because I have a normal life, completely normal."

Atala said: "Yearly tissue biopsy samples show that the reconstructed tissue is histologically and functionally similar to normal vaginal tissue. This technique is a viable option for vaginal reconstruction and has several advantages over current reconstructive methods because only a small biopsy of tissue is required, and using vaginal cells may reduce complications that arise from using non-vaginal tissue, such as infection and graft shrinkage."

Separately, he told the BBC: "Really, for the first time we've created a whole organ that was never there to start with. It was a challenge." Seeing the difference the breakthrough made to the women's lives was very rewarding, he added.


VATGINAS!
MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22106 on: April 11, 2014, 05:36:16 PM »
Today was weird:  First, I had a sex dream involving Lyndon B. Johnson and, second, some guy took a picture of Nami while she was shitting.   

TVC15

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« Reply #22107 on: April 11, 2014, 05:38:48 PM »
Did you ejaculate a kidney stone during this sex dream?
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #22108 on: April 11, 2014, 05:43:07 PM »
Do you mean did I ejaculate a kidney stone in the dream or did I have a wet dream on the rocks?

TVC15

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Himu

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« Reply #22110 on: April 11, 2014, 06:05:16 PM »
A > T
Not surprised you have a thing for ass

:hitler.....:kobeyuck

which hole is the butthole
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Broseidon

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« Reply #22111 on: April 11, 2014, 06:29:45 PM »
:beli
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Himu

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« Reply #22112 on: April 11, 2014, 06:44:08 PM »
:beli

IS THIS PUSSY, BUTT HOLE, OR MOUTH
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #22113 on: April 11, 2014, 06:45:45 PM »
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Himu

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« Reply #22114 on: April 11, 2014, 06:46:25 PM »
Ear hole fleshlight
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TVC15

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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #22116 on: April 11, 2014, 07:13:10 PM »
How would you guys handle this? I have a job interview on Monday. I called this morning to ask if we could postpone it an hour because of scheduling conflicts we had already previously discussed, but she wasn't there. So I left a voice mail saying. "Monday is ok, but I was wondering if we could move it from 8am to 9am since that would work better with my schedule. If there's any issue please feel free to call me blah blah blah" So the day ends, she doesn't call back.

Do I:

a) Assume she didn't get the voice mail, go for 8am, and risk looking like a moron on the chance she did get it and said to herself "no issue here. guess I don't need to call!"

or

b) Assume the scenario played out that way and go for 9, possibly being an hour late with the defense of "well I did call you" (which is obviously shit)

Ugh.
zzzzz

Raban

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« Reply #22117 on: April 11, 2014, 09:06:00 PM »
"A" sounds pretty foolproof. Looking like a goof is better than potentially showing up late.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22118 on: April 11, 2014, 09:08:20 PM »
Both probably hurt you, but A hurts less.
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StealthFan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22119 on: April 11, 2014, 09:37:54 PM »
Spartacus is one of Kubrick's worst films.
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StealthFan

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« Reply #22120 on: April 11, 2014, 09:48:06 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is his weakest, but is still good.

Nah breh. Eyes Wide Shut > Spartacus. Kubrick was just a director for hire on Spartacus and it shows.
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Raban

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« Reply #22121 on: April 11, 2014, 10:22:18 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

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« Reply #22122 on: April 11, 2014, 10:33:19 PM »
GOD DAMMIT RABAN
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StealthFan

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« Reply #22123 on: April 11, 2014, 10:35:01 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

I never got the Kubrick love-in. Stunning? Yes. Flawed? Absolutely. I have major beef with the last halves of Full Metal Jacket and Barry Lyndon.
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« Reply #22124 on: April 11, 2014, 10:37:41 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

 :what

fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #22125 on: April 11, 2014, 10:47:23 PM »
The Shining is amazing.
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Raban

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« Reply #22126 on: April 11, 2014, 10:54:43 PM »
Like I get why The Shining is a classic film, it's beautifully shot and the soundtrack is very tense, but beyond that I was bored to tears. Which is how I feel during all the Kubrick films I've seen except Eyes Wide Shut. I know, I suck :fbm

Raban

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« Reply #22127 on: April 11, 2014, 10:59:13 PM »
Y'all don't know the struggles of having such awful taste like me :'(
Aliens > Barry Lyndon. 100% serious.
Both are shit :patel

fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #22128 on: April 11, 2014, 11:03:16 PM »
all you trans people seem to have bad taste in film. coincidence?
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Himu

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« Reply #22129 on: April 11, 2014, 11:07:23 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

ahahaha

all you trans people seem to have bad taste in film. coincidence?

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Kubrick is my favorite director!
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Himu

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« Reply #22130 on: April 11, 2014, 11:09:45 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

I never got the Kubrick love-in. Stunning? Yes. Flawed? Absolutely. I have major beef with the last halves of Full Metal Jacket and Barry Lyndon.

That shit annoys me cause the second half is great. Full Metal Jacket is one of the best war movies.

Second half of FMJ is :bow so many quotables.



And Barry Lyndon! :bow I am not worthy :bow

Aliens > Barry Lyndon. 100% serious.
Both are shit :patel

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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« Reply #22131 on: April 11, 2014, 11:15:28 PM »
The Shining is amazing.
yep. The whole damn thing.

Himu

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« Reply #22132 on: April 11, 2014, 11:18:00 PM »
I need to gif 1:49 - 1:58 of that fmj video I posted because it cracks me up EVERY TIME :heh :sabu :aah
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« Reply #22133 on: April 11, 2014, 11:18:56 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I like :(

this is the worst post of 2014, people.
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Himu

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« Reply #22134 on: April 11, 2014, 11:23:08 PM »
KUBRICK MOVIES:

- favorite kubrick - Barry Lyndon

- best kubrick - 2001

- worst kubrick - Eyes Wide Shut

- most overrated  kubrick - Clockwork Orange by 16-25 year olds

- most underrated Kubrick - Barry Lyndon

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Himu

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« Reply #22135 on: April 11, 2014, 11:31:41 PM »
KUBRICK MOVIES:

- favorite kubrick - Barry Lyndon

- best kubrick - 2001

- worst kubrick - Eyes Wide Shut

- most overrated  kubrick - Clockwork Orange by 16-25 year olds

- most underrated Kubrick - Barry Lyndon

Hey hey hey now. It's a great movie still. Let's ignore what distinguished mentally-challenged fellows overrate, cause they overrate a ton of shit.

It IS his most overrated film though. I love it still. But when it comes to Kubrick and college students Clockwork Orange is definitely the cream of the crop.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #22136 on: April 11, 2014, 11:34:25 PM »
I still haven't seen Barry Lyndon brehs :tocry   all the pics I've seen are so dope

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Himu

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« Reply #22137 on: April 11, 2014, 11:35:41 PM »
I still haven't seen Barry Lyndon brehs :tocry   all the pics I've seen are so dope



You have a blu-ray? Watch the blu ray. Oh right, you pirate everything. Pirate the blu-ray.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #22138 on: April 11, 2014, 11:36:47 PM »
i haven't seen a kubrack movie yet which one should i start with.
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Himu

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« Reply #22139 on: April 11, 2014, 11:38:11 PM »
To be fair, while I love the movie it's hardly the first to jump to my mind when I talk about Kubrick's best movie. The only people I see bringing it up as such are shitty film students who think 2001 is shit and failed out of college.

EDIT: Talking about Clockwork, of course.

Flame of Callandor :sabu
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