Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4011477 times)

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #22200 on:** April 14, 2014, 07:45:20 AM »

Is there a wet man dress competition by any chance?

Also what the fuck should I call that garment really.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #22201 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:40:38 AM »

Ummm... maybe I'll take your word for it.

drew · « **Reply #22202 on:** April 14, 2014, 07:47:34 PM »

new week, new crop of maybe not willing but able poon to be had round these parts. Although I'd say 98% of them walk around with Mom and Dad like they're those little fish on sharks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22203 on:** April 14, 2014, 08:55:32 PM »

Quote from: drew on April 14, 2014, 07:47:34 PM

new week, new crop of maybe not willing but able poon to be had round these parts. Although I'd say 98% of them walk around with Mom and Dad like they're those little fish on sharks.

drew · « **Reply #22204 on:** April 14, 2014, 11:10:28 PM »

:Himu if it was 1994

to your post too, motherfucker!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22205 on:** April 15, 2014, 07:39:32 AM »

I've created original music in my sleep like a soundtrack to awesome events only to wake up and totally forget what it sounded like.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22206 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:12:59 AM »

Snow. Really?

Mupepe · « **Reply #22207 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:34:33 AM »

I usually think of crazy movie plots in my dream. When I wake up I write it down and I'm still convinced that it's amazing. And then I look at what I wrote a day or two later and it sounds horrible.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22208 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:35:11 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 15, 2014, 10:12:59 AM

Snow. Really?

Mupepe · « **Reply #22209 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:46:29 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 15, 2014, 10:43:38 AM

The one thing about story ideas in dreams is that they often make a lot more sense to you while you're dreaming than they do once you wake up, and even then they usually make more sense to you after you wake up than they would to some other person. Some blogger I can't remember said something like, "In a dream you recognize your apartment in Louisville even though in real life you've never lived in Kentucky."

Plot elements can often be carried over, but oftentimes a lot of what made dream stories seem especially vivid and awesome to you can't be easily translated into prose. On the other hand, sometimes it absolutely can, if you can nail the descriptions and find a way to make the reader understand what you understood while dreaming.

Damn you just nailed how I always feel. I can never explain why it seemed so interesting in my dream. and I'm always sure that I'm missing little things like motivations and whatnot. I've only ever had one that I still to this day think is very workable, but I'm too shitty to do anything with it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22210 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:49:14 AM »

Yesterday: 64 degrees and sunny
Today: 6 inches of snow. I got up to use the bathroom around 5AM and there was no snow, woke up a few hours later for work and it was everywhere.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22211 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:04:55 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 15, 2014, 11:00:49 AM

Feels like I should try my hand at short stories or something before. pop off some mixtapes before i drop my debut album

I forgot which author said this but it's true. Start with short stories even if you think you have a great idea for a novel. You don't want to waste your good idea on a bad first novel no one will read.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22212 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:24:39 PM »

Today I start working second shift, 3-11pm :\

Only temporarily though. I'll be 3rd shift 12a-9a by the end of the month which I'm gonna try to have happen faster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22213 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:25:13 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2014, 12:24:39 PM

Today I start working second shift, 3-11pm :\

Only temporarily though. I'll be 3rd shift 12a-9a by the end of the month which I'm gonna try to have happen faster.

tech support?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22214 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:28:30 PM »

being super reductive, yeah essentially.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22215 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:06:57 PM »

I loved 2nd shift when I was young and single. Get out of work and hit the bars til close. Sleep it off since you didn't have to work until the afternoon.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22216 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:17:32 PM »

Yeah, normal people would prefer 2nd shift to 3rd shift. Or is it about the amount of work for each shift when it comes to tech support?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22217 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:26:29 PM »

why would anyone want 3rd shift over 2nd shift?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22218 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2014, 01:26:29 PM

why would anyone want 3rd shift over 2nd shift?

Ask fistful?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22219 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:33:14 PM »

because it doesn't destroy your social life. 2nd means you're at work when everyone you know is out of work. you can't see them, can't hang out, can't do jack shit. weekend is the only time you're gonna be able to.

3rd shift means you're just swapping work and sleep.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22220 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:33:53 PM »

I haven't heard a single person say a positive thing about 2nd shift until today.

Eric P · « **Reply #22221 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:41:36 PM »

back in my rave days i loved second shift. headliners didn't go on until 1 am or later.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22222 on:** April 15, 2014, 02:11:34 PM »

2nd shift was the shit. I used to love sleeping in and staying up late so it was perfect.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22223 on:** April 15, 2014, 03:29:42 PM »

so basically 2nd shift is great for people who like to stay up late and sleep in.

got it

2nd shift sucks.

hampster · « **Reply #22224 on:** April 15, 2014, 03:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2014, 01:26:29 PM

why would anyone want 3rd shift over 2nd shift?

In college I had a third shift job, it was at the college's maintenance building taking calls. I barely had to see or speak to other people. It was wonderful

So quiet and peaceful at night

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22225 on:** April 15, 2014, 06:45:45 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2014, 01:33:53 PM

I haven't heard a single person say a positive thing about 2nd shift until today.

Depends what times you want to go out and meet people I guess. When I had a graveyard shift warehouse job, my body was so out of whack that I slept like 10 hours a day.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22226 on:** April 15, 2014, 06:57:17 PM »

3rd shift is the least amount of customer interaction.

Groogrux · « **Reply #22227 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:23:21 PM »

Life has gotten this bad:

I just put out a request for friends on Facebook for guys that are dads, live in the area, and just want to chill.

demi · « **Reply #22228 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:30:53 PM »

But but but, I thought your wife was your best friend *_*

Why would you want to hang out with anyone else

Groogrux · « **Reply #22229 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:32:48 PM »

My wife died dude. LOL

My fiance is awesome, and she is my best friend. But I can't crowd her all of the time. She's got other friends that she wants to see too.

chronovore · « **Reply #22230 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on April 15, 2014, 08:32:48 PM

My wife died dude. LOL

My fiance is awesome, and she is my best friend. But I can't crowd her all of the time. She's got other friends that she wants to see too.

I remember when that happened, but JESUS that response stopped me in my tracks.

demi · « **Reply #22231 on:** April 15, 2014, 09:18:10 PM »

I clearly meant the one you put the ring on. No need to make it grim.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22232 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:06:32 PM »

Every time I have a cup of coffee I think "maybe this time I'll like it"

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22233 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:14:50 PM »

i'll take a nice cup of hot chocolate any day of the week over either.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22234 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:15:27 PM »

I used to work third shift about 10 years ago for a summer job because the pay was better. $1.50 an hour difference was a lot to me in those days.

Anyway, I ceased to be a functioning social being and I came to really hate it after a couple of months. I was asleep when friends were out and about and vice versa. I don't think I could deal with doing that in the long term. On the upside, I played a shitload of video games because that was really the only thing to do. I think that was the summer where I played Paper Mario 2, which is the only good Mario RPG game.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22235 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:19:44 PM »

jesus did i just drink a cup of coffee at 10pm god i am a stupid fucking idiot.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22236 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:22:21 PM »

I bought the new Gacharic Spin CD from Amazon Japan last night and I'm scheduled to get it tomorrow.

the mail is like magic to me

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22237 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:23:26 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2014, 10:19:44 PM

jesus did i just drink a cup of coffee at 10pm god i am a stupid fucking idiot.

preparing for that third shift already huh

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22238 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:34:17 PM »

nah i was sitting in the breakroom in the dark and saw the machine and was like shrug why not. then remembered i hated coffee but drank it anyway.

i never need coffee.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22239 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:00:55 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2014, 10:06:32 PM

Every time I have a cup of coffee I think "maybe this time I'll like it", then I put it down, get to work and think 'nope, gay for pay just isn't for me'

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22240 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:09:50 PM »

Coffee is trash. Stains your teeth, makes your breath smell stale, and coffee drinkers leave their half empty cups everywhere. And then wanna catch feelings if you pour it down the sink, on some "I was going to drink that later" steez. You made that cup 5 hours ago, dawg.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22241 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:18:57 PM »

Fuck that.

Mochas.

Groogrux · « **Reply #22242 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:51:29 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 15, 2014, 08:45:03 PM

Quote from: Groogrux on April 15, 2014, 08:32:48 PM
My wife died dude. LOL

My fiance is awesome, and she is my best friend. But I can't crowd her all of the time. She's got other friends that she wants to see too.

I remember when that happened, but JESUS that response stopped me in my tracks.

In case you guys haven't been told, my late wife was a real cunt. She was cheating on me before she died and we really didn't like each other anymore. It was hard at first, but after I found the texts from the dude she was blowing, it got a lot easier to mourn her passing.

Quote from: demi on April 15, 2014, 09:18:10 PM

I clearly meant the one you put the ring on. No need to make it grim.

What else do I have in life?

chronovore · « **Reply #22243 on:** April 16, 2014, 12:22:44 AM »

Yoinks. No, I'd no idea about that stuff. I just remember when she died, and that her family were pretty horrid as well.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22244 on:** April 16, 2014, 12:29:57 AM »

I didn't want to know any of this $:-\$

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22245 on:** April 16, 2014, 12:30:24 AM »

Your life is like an awful Ben Stiller romantic comedy, good news is you're in the second act!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22246 on:** April 16, 2014, 12:31:55 AM »

my exact reaction to today's weather

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22247 on:** April 16, 2014, 12:46:25 AM »

this page... yowza

lennedsay · « **Reply #22248 on:** April 16, 2014, 01:31:43 AM »

Nah man that was PD.

Quote from: Groogrux on April 15, 2014, 11:51:29 PM

Quote from: chronovore on April 15, 2014, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Groogrux on April 15, 2014, 08:32:48 PM
My wife died dude. LOL

My fiance is awesome, and she is my best friend. But I can't crowd her all of the time. She's got other friends that she wants to see too.

I remember when that happened, but JESUS that response stopped me in my tracks.

In case you guys haven't been told, my late wife was a real cunt. She was cheating on me before she died and we really didn't like each other anymore. It was hard at first, but after I found the texts from the dude she was blowing, it got a lot easier to mourn her passing.

Damn dude... That sucks all around. I remember her father being an absolute nightmare.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22249 on:** April 16, 2014, 01:38:59 AM »

PD is engaged?

Anyways in my sheltered life:

I just had an embarrassing moment where I went to a bar alone for the first time and when I ordered a Mai Tai (which I never had but it was on the chalk board) the bartender said "I think I'll call it a night and just get you a water" and I said I appreciate it but I'll just call it a night. I was going for a walk after drinking at home and I guess I was a bit slurry.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22250 on:** April 16, 2014, 05:06:09 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 16, 2014, 01:38:59 AM

I just had an embarrassing moment where I went to a bar alone for the first time and when I ordered a Mai Tai (which I never had but it was on the chalk board) the bartender said "I think I'll call it a night and just get you a water" and I said I appreciate it but I'll just call it a night. I was going for a walk after drinking at home and I guess I was a bit slurry.

something about going to a bar and getting rejected by the bartender than is hilarious to me in a charlie brown sort of way

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22251 on:** April 16, 2014, 08:28:34 AM »

ddp yoga is pretty intense.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22252 on:** April 16, 2014, 09:27:03 AM »

deep dick penetration?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22253 on:** April 16, 2014, 09:34:26 AM »

Double?

TVC15 · « **Reply #22254 on:** April 16, 2014, 02:50:35 PM »

I'm going to drink and drink and drink until I die this weekend.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22255 on:** April 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM »

I don't know. I'm currently having a meltdown. We'll see.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22256 on:** April 16, 2014, 03:01:02 PM »

I'm home alone tonight! Wife and kids gone away.

Going to rent Smaug's D, drink beer, and play vidya all night.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #22257 on:** April 16, 2014, 06:37:09 PM »

Had to direct a short play for my drama course, the show was today and it almost went without a hitch so yay success! I almost fucked up real good right when it was about to start and an actor messed up a little with one line but it could have gone so much worse. Fuck I hate directing lol, thank Yakub that's over.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22258 on:** April 16, 2014, 06:44:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM

I don't know. I'm currently having a meltdown. We'll see.

come on, we're not that bad, are we

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22259 on:** April 16, 2014, 06:46:48 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM

I don't know. I'm currently having a meltdown. We'll see.

Can I alleviate the situation by sending you dick picks?

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4011477 times)